A Girl Find True Love ( HD )

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00:00:00Art is supposed to be subjective, but King Pun's art is subjectively good, while mine is objectively struggling, and at the worst time possible.

00:00:10Right now, I need to be on my A-game to get into the CalArts summer program, aka my dream school.

00:00:17Through your medium of choice, show us your happiest moment.

00:00:20Are you fucking kidding me?

00:00:22What a vague bullshit prompt.

00:00:24A vague bullshit prompt that will determine if I have a shot in hell at getting into one of the most competitive schools in the country, which will determine if I have a future in art at all.

00:00:33No pressure, though.

00:00:34So how do I answer this impossible question?

00:00:38Huh, what if my happiest moment was when I came out to my mom?

00:00:41Okay, now turn it to the right.

00:00:46Also, I think I'm gay.

00:00:48Actually, I know I am.

00:00:49Ew, Barbara from next door is gay!

00:00:51Oh, okay?

00:00:53Sorry, my first instinct was to name other gay people we know.

00:00:56Honey, I'm so happy for you!

00:00:58She's always been supportive.

00:00:59Paige!

00:01:00Paige!

00:01:01Come on, no edibles before school.

00:01:03We've talked about this.

00:01:03Dylan's almost here.

00:01:04You're gonna be late.

00:01:05What if I just skipped the rest of junior year and went right to CalArts?

00:01:09Well, you could, but then you wouldn't get a lot of cool, free swag from me.

00:01:14I'm already scared.

00:01:15I can't wait.

00:01:16Look.

00:01:17Glow-in-the-dark dental dams.

00:01:19They make your posts kind of glow.

00:01:21It's so pretty.

00:01:22It's just a soft glow.

00:01:23Mom.

00:01:24When I was a teenager, we used to use glow-in-the-dark condoms.

00:01:26It really added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise fraught situation.

00:01:30We don't use those.

00:01:31We?

00:01:33Finally.

00:01:34Oh, my gosh, Paige.

00:01:36Is it Colleen from next door?

00:01:38Because she's so tall.

00:01:39I like that.

00:01:40Statuesque.

00:01:40It's not anybody, because we, the queer community, we don't use those.

00:01:46So, just vibrators?

00:01:48Isn't that a little limiting?

00:01:50Probably.

00:01:51Okay.

00:01:51I'm gonna put him here because I feel like you're gonna change your mind, but if not, let me know because I have the receipt.

00:01:55Okay, maybe she's a little too supportive.

00:01:59And that would be my best friend, Dylan.

00:02:02He's kind of like my platonic soulmate.

00:02:06I've always been able to share anything with him.

00:02:08Actually, maybe that was my happiest moment.

00:02:13So, I like girls.

00:02:16Me too.

00:02:17I still share everything with him, even a Spotify account.

00:02:21Hey, y'all.

00:02:21Spotify informed me you and the Phoebe Bridges for eight hours straight last night, which is concerning because she only has two albums.

00:02:28Are you okay?

00:02:29Sad lesbian music is an integral part of my identity.

00:02:33So, I'm assuming that the application is not going well.

00:02:36I just can't figure out what to send in.

00:02:39I know that colleges love a good coming out story.

00:02:41Please don't do that.

00:02:42You'd be like the brilliant gay person.

00:02:44How about you draw my presidential portrait?

00:02:46Hmm.

00:02:47That's a cute idea, Dylan.

00:02:49It's good, isn't it?

00:02:49But your political ambitions, they aren't my happiest moment.

00:02:53You know what I mean?

00:02:54You think that your crush on Gabriella Campos is Cal art-worthy?

00:02:58What?

00:03:00Unrequited love is the source of a lot of great art.

00:03:02And there's nothing more unrequited than my crush on Gabriella Campos.

00:03:06That's not Gabby.

00:03:10That's her sister, AJ.

00:03:14All right, kids.

00:03:16Time for this week's take-home project.

00:03:18Find a partner.

00:03:19Want to be my partner?

00:03:20That is Gabby.

00:03:22Sure.

00:03:23Now, I want to see you share responsibilities like real parents would.

00:03:28What should we name it?

00:03:29How about lentil?

00:03:32Lentil the egg.

00:03:33So dumb.

00:03:36I love it.

00:03:38Hi, lentil.

00:03:39Your moms love you very much.

00:03:41She's kind of the first girl who made me feel like life could be as good as art.

00:03:48You know?

00:03:53No!

00:03:53I'm not going to let you spend all of high school pining over some girl who doesn't give you the time of day.

00:03:58You know I don't want to serve my power as class president, but I'm going to have to if this keeps up.

00:04:02Stacy is going to win.

00:04:03Also, you do know that as class president, you don't have any actual power, right?

00:04:08That is a sad way to look at democracy.

00:04:23All right.

00:04:24Holy shit.

00:04:26Do you like?

00:04:27Save water, shower together.

00:04:29That looks so hot.

00:04:31Damn, Stacy's also really hot.

00:04:33Great job with these, by the way.

00:04:36Though I do feel like you spent a little bit more time in Stacy's.

00:04:38Nope.

00:04:38I told you guys.

00:04:39I'm Switzerland.

00:04:41Oh.

00:04:41Shit.

00:04:42They are also a little bit wet.

00:04:45Thanks for telling me that after I pick it up.

00:04:47And yeah, I'll just close the...

00:04:49Okay, no.

00:04:50Anyway, as I was saying, as your future class president, I think it's time for you to move

00:04:55on from Gabriela.

00:04:56It's too predictable to go for the most popular girl in school.

00:05:00Great.

00:05:00Right on cue.

00:05:01All of them.

00:05:02I want it all.

00:05:03Give me all of them.

00:05:04Give me, give me, give me all of them.

00:05:05All of them.

00:05:06I want it all.

00:05:07Give me all of that.

00:05:07All of them.

00:05:08Give me, give me, give me, give me all of them.

00:05:09Is she in slow motion again?

00:05:10Yeah.

00:05:10Music playing in the background?

00:05:12Mm-hmm.

00:05:12Funny feeling down there?

00:05:13Naturally.

00:05:14You are a lost cause.

00:05:15Ay, que jolie.

00:05:18Heads up!

00:05:20My bad.

00:05:20Yeah.

00:05:22Let's go.

00:05:23Vamos.

00:05:24Yeah.

00:05:24Uh-uh.

00:05:25Uh-uh.

00:05:27Shut the hell up.

00:05:29Starting the week strong with the new King Pun mural.

00:05:31You know everyone's still thinking it's you, right?

00:05:33Well, little do they know, my rage anxiety would never let me deface school property.

00:05:37Whoa!

00:05:38Could you please not waste water and undermine my political platform?

00:05:42Oh, King Pun did it again.

00:05:43Check it out.

00:05:44I kind of think that this one's good.

00:05:46I think it's kind of corny.

00:05:47Well, I think that you can't draw for shit.

00:05:49And I think that they're actually content.

00:05:51No, you're so funny.

00:05:54Okay, everyone, away from the vandalization!

00:05:57Oh, God, here we go.

00:05:58If any of you have any information, as my mother used to say, snitches get riches.

00:06:04Have you ever seen him smile?

00:06:05Once.

00:06:06What a fire drill.

00:06:08He loved the chaos of it.

00:06:09Hey, nice mural, Paige.

00:06:10Tim, ugh, I love this little bit that we've got going, but it's not me.

00:06:16Oh, sure, Paige.

00:06:17Sure, Tim.

00:06:19No, it's definitely her.

00:06:21Doy!

00:06:22Hey, King Pun thinks she's not King Pun.

00:06:24King Pun is who you should date, unless it's a dude or unless it's you.

00:06:37Because then you'd just be dating yourself, and that would be weird.

00:06:40You have no idea how hard it is out here for your everyday gay doing.

00:06:44Stop making excuses.

00:06:46You've been in a relationship since the first day of middle school.

00:06:48Also, this semester I'm going to make my move.

00:06:51Oh, yeah?

00:06:51Name one time they made a move.

00:06:52Uh, there was that server at Cheesecake Factory that gave you extra brown bread.

00:06:56It was her job.

00:06:56It was sexual.

00:06:57Hey, Stacey.

00:06:58Hey, you.

00:07:00Did you turn your class president up in yet?

00:07:02You know I love some competition.

00:07:04Ooh, you know what happened?

00:07:05This is a deadline since the fifth grade, and that was only because I had severe chicken

00:07:09pox.

00:07:10It was the worst case they'd ever seen.

00:07:12Wow.

00:07:13How is this a lot in school?

00:07:15Mmm, mmm.

00:07:17God, I love when you're the best at things.

00:07:18Oh, yeah?

00:07:19Mmm.

00:07:21Wow.

00:07:21You guys are so straight, it's almost gay.

00:07:24Mmm.

00:07:24Do you guys want to come over after school and take edibles and watch track?

00:07:29So you could convince yourself that a CBD dog tree made you high again?

00:07:32Yeah.

00:07:32No, thank you.

00:07:33Plus, after school, we can't.

00:07:34We have track tryouts.

00:07:35Ugh.

00:07:36Why would you sweat when you don't have to?

00:07:38Well, you know, Paige, some people actually enjoy physical activity.

00:07:41Shocking.

00:07:41I know.

00:07:42Will you help me make more of these?

00:07:43Sure.

00:07:43And me, some of these?

00:07:45The impending water wars depend on my win.

00:07:47Not that I took the high verb while taking down the establishment.

00:07:49That is so fun.

00:07:51You can't help me take care of that.

00:07:52Oh, yes.

00:07:53No.

00:07:53Oh, no.

00:07:54Okay, no.

00:07:54No.

00:07:54No, no, no, no, no.

00:07:55Okay, no.

00:07:56There are plenty of other queer options for you to date at this school.

00:07:59Please.

00:08:00Like who?

00:08:01Yeah, Paige.

00:08:02What about Chantelle?

00:08:03I mean, she's like a cool, Wiccan lesbian.

00:08:06I don't know.

00:08:07She's tried to put a love spell on me at least six times.

00:08:09If I'm going to date a witch, she has to be a talented one.

00:08:11Okay.

00:08:12True, true, true.

00:08:14How about...

00:08:14Ooh.

00:08:15How about her building?

00:08:17No.

00:08:18She's a horse-skinned.

00:08:19All right.

00:08:20That's a little redacted.

00:08:22Stacey's just mad because she spent a summer equestrian camp.

00:08:25What about Aya?

00:08:27No, wait.

00:08:28I definitely don't have enough followers to date them.

00:08:31Plus, they're on and off with Gabby every other week.

00:08:34True.

00:08:35Hey, what about Amy?

00:08:37Amy?

00:08:38Yeah, right.

00:08:38Gateway Gay.

00:08:39She's fingered every girl in the school.

00:08:41So what?

00:08:42I'm sure she's washed her hands.

00:08:44Wait, duh.

00:08:45What about Aya?

00:08:46Why would I ever do that that's literally Gabby's sister?

00:08:48Also, is she even queer?

00:08:50Yeah, she's bi.

00:08:51And she's mysterious as hell.

00:08:53Yeah.

00:08:53Aya actually came out way before Gab's, but Gab's just dates more, so everybody forgets that Aya's great too.

00:08:59Talk about bi erasure.

00:09:00Gabby!

00:09:01Hey, Miss President.

00:09:03Hey.

00:09:03Excuse you.

00:09:04Anyway, question.

00:09:05Do you have the sign-up sheets for track trials today?

00:09:07I sure do.

00:09:09Let me get that for you.

00:09:11Hey.

00:09:12Here you are.

00:09:15Oh, Gabby.

00:09:16You know Paige, right?

00:09:17Um, yeah.

00:09:19Your locker is a site for sore eyes.

00:09:23Um, thanks?

00:09:25Are you coming out today?

00:09:26I've actually, I've been out for a really long time.

00:09:29I'm extremely gay.

00:09:30Oh, I was actually talking about track tryouts.

00:09:35Right.

00:09:35Yeah, I'm gonna see you there.

00:09:37I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on the track.

00:09:40Yeah, right.

00:09:40The last time Paige ran, she was fleeing from a bee.

00:09:43It was hilarious.

00:09:44It's on YouTube.

00:09:44I watch it whenever I'm depressed.

00:09:46No, it's not.

00:09:48Well, I should run, but maybe I'll see you later.

00:09:50Bye, Gabby.

00:09:51Bye, Gabby.

00:09:52So long.

00:09:52Vote for Dylan, babe.

00:09:54No, she's not gonna vote for you, honey.

00:09:56Stop staring without consent, please.

00:09:58It's horrifying.

00:10:00Really?

00:10:01You?

00:10:01Track tryouts?

00:10:03Yeah, that's, that's it.

00:10:05That's how we're gonna fall in love.

00:10:07I think you and Gabbyella would be disgustingly cute together.

00:10:09And I think that if it were going to happen, it would have happened already.

00:10:13You can't force these things.

00:10:14Babe, I love you, but you're so wrong.

00:10:17How many copies do you guys need?

00:10:191,000.

00:10:192,000.

00:10:203,000.

00:10:204,000.

00:10:215,000.

00:10:226,000.

00:10:22Gotcha!

00:10:22Evans, I knew it was you.

00:10:25Principal's office, now.

00:10:27Go!

00:10:28Oh, crap, I forgot my cleats.

00:10:29Uh, can you help me?

00:10:30Turn off the light.

00:10:32Shut the door.

00:10:34Okay, actually, leave it open.

00:10:37I assume you know why you're here?

00:10:39Am I in trouble or something?

00:10:41We are so done with your games now, Evans.

00:10:44Okay, take it down, Dexter Morgan.

00:10:45You're not a detective, and this is not a cop show.

00:10:48Paige, we know that you are King Pond, okay?

00:10:51And it's not that the artwork isn't great.

00:10:53It's really good.

00:10:54But all the pictures and the painting all over the school last semester, and not to mention

00:10:59a new mural every week?

00:11:01That's not true.

00:11:02Oh, you know it's true.

00:11:04Sorry.

00:11:05Come on.

00:11:05The school board is not happy.

00:11:07And plus, all the kids are tagging you every week in some King Pond art.

00:11:11God damn it, Tim.

00:11:14You guys, I swear on my life it's not me.

00:11:18But you wish you'd invest in that lie detector now, right?

00:11:21No.

00:11:22No, I actually don't.

00:11:23Why?

00:11:23And I'm really tired of you bringing it up all the time.

00:11:25Oh, she...

00:11:25Because we had to take care of something called asbestos, all right?

00:11:29Listen, I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have to lead by example, so I'm going to have to suspend

00:11:35you.

00:11:35Call the police.

00:11:35No, we are not calling the police.

00:11:37What are you, Wycliffe Jean?

00:11:39Are we going to call 911?

00:11:40Do you get that reference?

00:11:41You don't.

00:11:42God, my references are like older than Taylor Swift at this point.

00:11:45Listen, you're suspended.

00:11:47I called your mom, and she's on her way to pick you up.

00:11:48You can't suspend me for something that I literally did not do.

00:11:53Yeah, we can.

00:11:54No, we cannot.

00:11:55But you're the only student with the keys to the art room.

00:11:59Well, I was going to give these back today.

00:12:02Oh, well, you got blood on your hands.

00:12:04It's paint.

00:12:05Obviously, I know that.

00:12:07It's a metaphor.

00:12:08Well, I'm not metaphoric.

00:12:09It's acrylic paint, and those things are spray paint.

00:12:12Let's jot down that Miss Evans seems to have an intimate understanding of the weapon of

00:12:16her choice.

00:12:16No one's jotting down anything.

00:12:18Just jot it down.

00:12:19No, don't tell me what's...

00:12:20This is my office.

00:12:20You guys, please, hear me out.

00:12:22I'm applying to a summer program at CalArts, and this is going to ruin my chances of getting

00:12:26in.

00:12:27I'm sorry, Paige, but I looked at your records, and you were absent eight times last semester.

00:12:31Not to mention, you're not even part of one extracurricular activity.

00:12:35You're not the model student I can fight for.

00:12:37I play, I play, I play track.

00:12:42Not on my team, you don't.

00:12:44Well, I just joined today.

00:12:47I'm extremely cooperative with this type of stuff, so can't this count as a plea deal or

00:12:51something?

00:12:51Oh, impressive use of legal jargon, but you don't play track, you run track.

00:12:56Hear me out.

00:12:57How about I join track, Coach Murray keeps his eye on me, and I figure out, in the meantime,

00:13:04who King Pun actually is.

00:13:06Paige, I really like you, I do.

00:13:09Actually, that's a lie.

00:13:09I don't even know you.

00:13:10I hate myself that I have to say that, but the evidence is stacked against you, and I

00:13:13don't understand how playing track is supposed to help your case right now.

00:13:16Actually, I need another couple of people on the track to you.

00:13:19You need people on the track to you?

00:13:20I need some more people.

00:13:21Are you, and you want to take her?

00:13:23She just said, play track, like she's a DJ or something.

00:13:26She's not a run track.

00:13:27How are you supposed to make that Usain Bolt?

00:13:29You can't.

00:13:29I could use a couple more parties on the track.

00:13:31I am exhausted.

00:13:32Okay, Paige, you're no longer suspended.

00:13:34You are just on probation, okay?

00:13:36If you can come up with a name who you think King Pun really is, because apparently it's

00:13:40not you, by the end of the semester, then I'll take it to the board meeting.

00:13:44Well, I will deliver.

00:13:46I can't wait.

00:13:48Great, get out.

00:13:49I have a Renaissance Club meeting that I'm not about to miss.

00:13:51You too.

00:13:52Take your little swimming board with you.

00:13:53Oh, God.

00:13:56Oh, it's like no moment to myself.

00:13:58I wish there was more money for federal funding, because I'll tell you what, this ain't it.

00:14:05Thank you so much.

00:14:07Don't thank me yet.

00:14:08I'm watching you.

00:14:09Oh, hey, clipboard.

00:14:11I left a patient with a full bedpan for this.

00:14:14You are not suspending my daughter.

00:14:15We're not suspending.

00:14:16She did nothing wrong.

00:14:17I made a deal.

00:14:20You have a very savvy daughter, Mrs.

00:14:22Mrs.?

00:14:23Mm-hmm.

00:14:24That's very revealing.

00:14:25It's Miss, but you can call me Angie, or Ange, or hey, girl.

00:14:32You know, I am a single mother by choice, not by circumstance.

00:14:37I like to have sex with men.

00:14:39I don't even have to have a relationship.

00:14:41Hmm?

00:14:41What do you think of that?

00:14:43Well, hey, girl, if you don't mind me saying, you have an incredible figure.

00:14:48Oh, my God.

00:14:49We are in a school, sir.

00:14:51That is so wildly inappropriate.

00:14:54I'm sorry.

00:14:55And 100% spot on.

00:14:58This is gold.

00:15:00You should see me naked.

00:15:01Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had to drive out here for nothing, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice to meet you.

00:15:07I can't believe this guy.

00:15:08And, uh, if you do come to Paige's track meet, don't be afraid to say hello.

00:15:17I'm not afraid of anything.

00:15:18It's you who should be afraid.

00:15:23Wow.

00:15:24Track?

00:15:25That's fucked up.

00:15:26Yeah, the deal just didn't work out that great for me, but it did for you, so.

00:15:30Yeah, it really did.

00:15:32Yeah.

00:15:33Is he in the school directory?

00:15:35Oh, my God.

00:15:38Basically, if I don't find King Pun, then my life is over.

00:15:46But on the plus side, you totally fit in here.

00:15:48I feel like I look like a very specific type of gay right now.

00:15:52Do I at least look like a top?

00:15:54Total bottom.

00:15:55Maybe a power bottom.

00:15:56Like, you call her daddy and she calls you her sweet little prince.

00:15:59Mm-hmm.

00:16:01Okay, listen up!

00:16:04Come on, come on in here!

00:16:06Let's go!

00:16:07Gather round!

00:16:08Listen up!

00:16:08Returning athletes, I'm going to be looking to make sure that you kept your training up

00:16:13during the off-season, all right?

00:16:16Now, you newcomers, our co-captains, AJ and Gabby here, will be helping place you in an

00:16:24advance.

00:16:25All right.

00:16:26Got this.

00:16:26For Evans over there, just try to find the thing that she sucks at the least, all right?

00:16:32Don't you want to at least see me try out before you think that I suck?

00:16:36No.

00:16:37Okay!

00:16:38Back to it!

00:16:39Let's go!

00:16:40Let me get my water.

00:16:41Come on!

00:16:41She's coming, she's coming, she's coming.

00:16:42Hey!

00:16:43You made it!

00:16:44I'll be sure to let you know if I see any angry bees around.

00:16:46Did you know that male bees lose their penises when they have sex with a queen bee?

00:16:50Uh, no, we didn't.

00:16:55But now we sure do, right?

00:16:57Yeah.

00:16:57Yeah, we should get started.

00:17:00Don't worry.

00:17:01You're going to be great.

00:17:04It's crazy.

00:17:17Please.

00:17:20Help me out.

00:17:38Help me out.

00:17:40Help me out.

00:17:45Didn't you know what I thought?

00:17:47waiting now

00:17:48on and on and on

00:17:50oh shit

00:17:52don't hurt yourself

00:17:54you fucking can't

00:17:55you're good

00:17:57to know you're bad

00:17:59everything you're bad

00:18:01you're good?

00:18:05thanks

00:18:17no

00:18:18I have an idea

00:18:21how do you feel about

00:18:22running in a straight line?

00:18:23that's the only straight

00:18:24thing I can do

00:18:25okay

00:18:28I regretted it

00:18:30the second I left my mouth

00:18:31you mean out of your

00:18:34into the 4x1?

00:18:35do you have a better idea?

00:18:37alright

00:18:38here we go

00:18:39get set

00:18:42no doubt

00:18:44go

00:18:46come on

00:18:47hey

00:18:47come on

00:18:48I feel alive

00:18:50look at you

00:18:56look at you

00:18:59look at you

00:19:12look at you

00:19:14I'm the fastest woman alive

00:19:19that was mediocre at best

00:19:21yeah I took an Instagram story

00:19:22and went over the time limit

00:19:23damn

00:19:23but you did it

00:19:25with a little work

00:19:25maybe you could be fine

00:19:26she's 4 seconds behind

00:19:28where she needs to be

00:19:29well maybe I need

00:19:30someone great

00:19:31to teach me after school

00:19:33alright

00:19:34that's a terrible idea

00:19:35AJ

00:19:36you're gonna train Paige

00:19:38okay

00:19:39isn't that literally

00:19:41your job as coach

00:19:42no

00:19:42my job as coach

00:19:43is to motivate

00:19:44through fear

00:19:45besides

00:19:46I don't get paid enough

00:19:47to stay after school

00:19:48come on

00:19:49I'm watching you Evans

00:19:50welcome to the team

00:19:51alright King Pine

00:19:52I'm not King Pine

00:19:53your shorts are on backwards

00:19:55what?

00:20:01can you hurry up Angie?

00:20:02I'm starving

00:20:03you're not the boss of me

00:20:04you knew we were gonna be home

00:20:05why was it the food right?

00:20:07today was great

00:20:08I almost killed somebody

00:20:09with a javelin

00:20:10it's true

00:20:11and then it was nearly

00:20:12death by hurdle

00:20:13also very true

00:20:15and I embarrassed myself

00:20:16in front of Gabriella

00:20:17just because Paige's

00:20:19sex life is in a drought

00:20:20doesn't mean the rest

00:20:21of the world has to be

00:20:21come on Angie

00:20:22we've talked about this

00:20:23so strict

00:20:24sometimes I think

00:20:25fondly back onto

00:20:26this morning

00:20:26when my life

00:20:27was completely normal

00:20:28now I have to

00:20:29solve a mystery

00:20:30make Gabby fall in love

00:20:31with me

00:20:32figure out how to

00:20:33make the perfect thing

00:20:33for CalArts

00:20:34and figure out

00:20:35how to put a tampon in

00:20:37without the end

00:20:37always sticking out

00:20:38a little bit

00:20:39yeah you know

00:20:39I never mastered that either

00:20:41oh but you know what

00:20:42on the bright side

00:20:43true artists

00:20:44are never afraid

00:20:45to step out of

00:20:45their comfort zone

00:20:46so speaking of

00:20:47stepping out of

00:20:48your comfort zones

00:20:49are you going to

00:20:50Stacey's party on Friday

00:20:51what party

00:20:52are you kidding me

00:20:53Paige I've told you

00:20:54this a billion times

00:20:56it would be like

00:20:56a good opportunity

00:20:57for you to act

00:20:57like a normal teenager

00:20:58for once

00:20:59she doesn't want

00:20:59to be normal

00:21:00nobody wants to be normal

00:21:01that's why I'm cool

00:21:02alright let me tell you

00:21:03a little story

00:21:04when I was a teenager

00:21:06I went to this rager

00:21:08and I ended up

00:21:08in the back of a van

00:21:09with the lead singer

00:21:10of an Aerosmith cover band

00:21:12and in retrospect

00:21:13I definitely should have

00:21:15held out for the real thing

00:21:16I mean think about it

00:21:18Steven Tyler

00:21:19I would have never had

00:21:20to buy another scarf

00:21:21Dylan I totally wasn't

00:21:23thinking this party

00:21:24is the perfect place

00:21:25to investigate

00:21:26King Pond will definitely

00:21:27be going

00:21:28and well let's just say

00:21:29that they will rue the day

00:21:31that they let me

00:21:31take the fall for them

00:21:32I know that's right

00:21:33okay

00:21:36I'm gonna need you

00:21:37to relax

00:21:38you're starting to scare me

00:21:39oh my god I totally forgot

00:21:42pardon me

00:21:43Paige

00:21:45I took the liberty

00:21:46of washing your sex toy

00:21:47by the way

00:21:48this is very small

00:21:50it could totally

00:21:51get lost up there

00:21:52so you might want to think

00:21:53about you know

00:21:54moving on up

00:21:54I can help

00:21:55well that's an eraser

00:21:56so that's not gonna

00:21:58go up there

00:21:59anything's possible

00:22:00think about me

00:22:02and my electric toothbrush

00:22:02and it's not the end

00:22:05you would think either

00:22:06okay well

00:22:07we don't have

00:22:07everything in common

00:22:08and I'm gonna go

00:22:10to my room

00:22:11yeah

00:22:11I'm gonna throw up

00:22:12that's really disgusting

00:22:13no you're disgusting

00:22:15this is a sex

00:22:16positive house

00:22:17Paige

00:22:18shame does not

00:22:19live here

00:22:20thanks for having us

00:22:27that is

00:22:29you look so beautiful

00:22:31Paige I cannot believe

00:22:34we finally got you

00:22:35to high school

00:22:36now let's see

00:22:36if you survive it

00:22:38welcome to the

00:22:51high school experience

00:22:52the smell is better

00:22:53than I expected

00:22:54I like candles

00:22:55first order of business

00:22:56time to get you drunk

00:22:58like if you don't throw up

00:23:00by the end of the night

00:23:00then I didn't get my

00:23:01job

00:23:01I still can't believe

00:23:03this is the first

00:23:03of my parties you've

00:23:04been to Paige

00:23:05that's because Paige

00:23:06Evans is too cool

00:23:07for high school parties

00:23:08cool is one word for it

00:23:09I just have a general

00:23:10distaste for sticky floors

00:23:12communal chip holes

00:23:13and whatever that is

00:23:14that my friend

00:23:16is the type of

00:23:16sociological research

00:23:17you can't find

00:23:18in any textbook

00:23:19he's right

00:23:20my future constituents

00:23:21may act like you're

00:23:22moronic but

00:23:22they know how to have fun

00:23:24you're future

00:23:26constituents huh

00:23:27oh please

00:23:27you know I'm gonna

00:23:28kick your ass

00:23:29there's no way

00:23:29they won't vote for my

00:23:30anti-authority platform

00:23:31it's like taking candy

00:23:32from a politically

00:23:33informed baby

00:23:34now go upstairs

00:23:35and practice your

00:23:35campaign speech

00:23:36and work on our

00:23:37inflection

00:23:37and show me those

00:23:38pointing hand movements

00:23:39why do you guys even

00:23:40bother with innuendo

00:23:42later Paige

00:23:45oh yeah guys

00:23:46just leave me alone

00:23:48while I try and figure

00:23:49out who framed me

00:23:50oh my god

00:23:52hi

00:23:52I didn't see you there

00:23:53must be the masking

00:23:54smell

00:23:55what

00:23:55how have you been

00:23:56feeling any difference

00:23:57lately

00:23:57any lustful urges

00:23:58deep magnetic pools

00:23:59anything

00:24:00anyone

00:24:01excuse me

00:24:02AJ

00:24:02there you are

00:24:03hi

00:24:04we should go talk

00:24:06about track

00:24:07I don't think so

00:24:08did virgin blood expire

00:24:09that can't be

00:24:10that was fresh

00:24:10okay yeah we can

00:24:11talk about track

00:24:12once you get stronger

00:24:13with age

00:24:13like fine wine

00:24:14hi

00:24:15hi

00:24:15okay I wasn't

00:24:22gonna get all

00:24:22Salem witch trials

00:24:23and point fingers here

00:24:24but I know that she

00:24:25put a curse on me

00:24:26I mean she did steal

00:24:27some of my hair

00:24:28back in freshman year

00:24:29so I believe it

00:24:30it's a track

00:24:37why I thought you

00:24:39were more interested

00:24:39in art

00:24:40oh trust me I am

00:24:41but lucky for me

00:24:43principal Collins

00:24:44decided that I'm

00:24:45King Pun

00:24:45so I have to figure

00:24:46out who King Pun

00:24:47is otherwise

00:24:48I'm going to get

00:24:49suspended

00:24:49that's so dumb

00:24:51yeah

00:24:52that art is harmless

00:24:53I know

00:24:54it's also pretty good

00:24:56do you have any leads

00:24:57I know that they're here

00:24:58that's about it

00:24:59I'm just gonna

00:25:01poke around

00:25:02until somebody cracks

00:25:03so you're gonna

00:25:05interrogate a bunch

00:25:06of drunk teens

00:25:07seems pretty easy

00:25:10well you say that

00:25:12but it could be anybody

00:25:13could be you

00:25:14do I look whimsical

00:25:16enough for puns

00:25:17okay well

00:25:19you do have an

00:25:20intimidating

00:25:21no bullshit

00:25:23striped shirt

00:25:25vibe going

00:25:25so I guess

00:25:26not

00:25:27thank you

00:25:28which would make you

00:25:31the perfect bad cop

00:25:33to my good cop

00:25:34excuse me

00:25:35follow me

00:25:37oh

00:25:38hi Erin

00:25:43hi

00:25:44where were you

00:25:45at 6am

00:25:46on the morning

00:25:47of the 14th

00:25:47we get Tybalt groomed

00:25:49on Sundays

00:25:49Tybalt

00:25:50my horse

00:25:51do you want to see a photo

00:25:52oh my phone is dead

00:25:55yeah never mind

00:25:56thank you

00:25:57how close is the nearest

00:26:01michael's art supply

00:26:01from your house

00:26:02who's michael

00:26:03can I have a head

00:26:05me too

00:26:05you have a secret

00:26:07Instagram right

00:26:08yeah but you can't afford

00:26:09to follow it

00:26:10sorry

00:26:11you guys shine your lights

00:26:12on me

00:26:12all right man

00:26:13you ready

00:26:14thank you

00:26:14Tim

00:26:20what do you think

00:26:21of kingpum

00:26:22oh page here

00:26:23aren't your parents

00:26:24both artists

00:26:24Tim

00:26:25isn't your mom a nurse

00:26:26your point

00:26:27I haven't seen you

00:26:28save anyone's life

00:26:29it's kind of got a point

00:26:29you're supposed to be

00:26:30on my side

00:26:31right

00:26:31Chantal

00:26:33would you consider

00:26:34yourself an artist

00:26:35I mean every witch

00:26:36is an artist

00:26:37in their own way

00:26:38but I mean yeah

00:26:40I post a tumblr

00:26:41all the time

00:26:41that's mostly just

00:26:42like Buffy

00:26:42Faith

00:26:43the brothers

00:26:43from Supernatural

00:26:4469ing

00:26:44so normal

00:26:46well what art tools

00:26:47do you use

00:26:48I mean I kind of

00:26:49dabble in everything

00:26:49illustrator

00:26:50oil paints

00:26:51menstrual blood

00:26:52oh

00:26:53yeah okay

00:26:55bye

00:26:55you want to go

00:26:59political

00:27:00oh my fucking god

00:27:02whoa fuck

00:27:03oh hey page

00:27:05as much

00:27:05bad things

00:27:07as possible

00:27:07cover AOC's eye

00:27:08she doesn't deserve

00:27:09to see this

00:27:09her house is huge

00:27:16it just keeps going

00:27:17I know

00:27:18they probably

00:27:19fuck in every room

00:27:20those two

00:27:21are disturbingly cute

00:27:23in a kind of

00:27:24kinky way

00:27:24yeah

00:27:25yeah

00:27:26can't believe

00:27:28Chantal is our

00:27:29best lead right now

00:27:30I mean it kind of

00:27:30makes sense

00:27:31I've seen her

00:27:32drawing it in class

00:27:32every time

00:27:33what really

00:27:34Paige

00:27:35AJ

00:27:35oh my god

00:27:45we need to take shots

00:27:46like right now

00:27:47for Paige

00:27:47joining the track team

00:27:48yeah go ahead

00:27:50yeah go ahead

00:27:50I'm gonna pee

00:27:50okay

00:27:52let's go

00:27:53okay

00:27:53here she can have it

00:27:58oh

00:28:01oh

00:28:05okay

00:28:06to joining

00:28:08Chag

00:28:09to sports

00:28:10but our mouths

00:28:13tastes the same

00:28:14right now

00:28:14what

00:28:14I just got

00:28:15something stuck

00:28:16in my throat

00:28:16another shot

00:28:17will fix up

00:28:17yeah

00:28:18he always does

00:28:19Oh my gosh

00:28:45I'm so wasted

00:28:47oh my god

00:28:48I'm so glad

00:28:49that you joined

00:28:50track

00:28:50I feel like

00:28:50I've never

00:28:51seen you

00:28:51outside of class

00:28:52I know

00:28:53you're a Gemini

00:28:55right

00:28:55I'm a Pisces

00:28:57who says

00:28:58that complicated

00:28:58can't work

00:28:59what

00:29:00I said

00:29:00I love track

00:29:01are we at

00:29:14the sad

00:29:15drum phase

00:29:16in the night

00:29:16Tom

00:29:17Dylan

00:29:18Dylan

00:29:19Jones

00:29:20head home

00:29:21you want to go home

00:29:22you'll be better

00:29:23yes

00:29:23and your drunk guest

00:29:24has a training

00:29:25with a Gatorade

00:29:25oh no

00:29:26shit

00:29:27Mr. President

00:29:29wow thank you so much

00:29:32for calling

00:29:33Mr. President

00:29:33you're welcome

00:29:34okay let's go

00:29:35I'm ordering a car

00:29:37bye bad cop

00:29:39bye I'll see you tomorrow

00:29:40drink some Gatorade

00:29:41sports

00:29:43cheers

00:29:43Tim I see what you're doing

00:29:50evidence

00:29:51and potatoes

00:29:53who doesn't like boots

00:29:57cheers

00:29:58whoo

00:30:02who's running a party

00:30:03that's

00:30:05you're so strong

00:30:07I am strong

00:30:08you look so strong

00:30:10whoop whoa

00:30:11hang on our ride is here

00:30:14you made it

00:30:21yep

00:30:22okay let's make me an Olympian

00:30:26how are you not massively hungover right now

00:30:29well I drank that Gatorade that you suggested

00:30:32and then I had a hot pocket

00:30:34and then I had some pizza

00:30:36and then I had some ice cream

00:30:37also I might still be drunk

00:30:39is that coffee

00:30:41did you bring any water

00:30:43hmm okay

00:30:46if this mentor

00:30:47prodigy thing

00:30:48is going to work out

00:30:49then you have to respect

00:30:51my caffeinated process

00:30:52I said anything about being a mentor

00:30:54only doing this

00:30:54you don't tanker ranking

00:30:55oh

00:30:56I'm sorry

00:30:57am I

00:30:58cutting into your brooding

00:31:00and corners

00:31:00wearing a leather jacket

00:31:01I don't own a leather jacket

00:31:03well you look like you could

00:31:05okay

00:31:05so what are we doing first

00:31:07picking out my pump up song

00:31:09no

00:31:09but you can stretch

00:31:10and then we can start on three miles

00:31:12three miles

00:31:13that is 2.9 more miles

00:31:16than they said I have to run

00:31:172.94 miles

00:31:19you're confusing miles and meters

00:31:20I think you're confusing me

00:31:22with the metric system

00:31:23let's go Evans

00:31:25put down your stuff

00:31:39oh my god

00:31:47oh my god

00:31:51I can't feel anything

00:31:53I can't feel my legs

00:31:55I can't feel my face

00:31:57you're being a little dramatic

00:32:00it's the artist in me

00:32:02speaking of

00:32:05you want to go to art school

00:32:07yeah

00:32:09now that's

00:32:11like my biggest dream

00:32:13hmm

00:32:14but now that the pressure's on

00:32:16and I have to send in my summer app

00:32:17I have no idea what to send in

00:32:18you started it yet

00:32:20since you asked

00:32:25I've been working on a few different things

00:32:30but none of it feels right to me

00:32:34shit

00:32:36you're really good

00:32:38thank you

00:32:40now I just have to make CalArts see that

00:32:43pretend you're CalArts

00:32:45tell me what's missing

00:32:46uh

00:32:48nothing

00:32:49I think it's really great

00:32:51you're a really bad liar

00:32:55no I just

00:32:56come on

00:32:57tell me the truth

00:32:58I don't know

00:33:00I'm

00:33:00I mean I'm not an expert by any means

00:33:02but maybe

00:33:03it's just

00:33:04it is lacking

00:33:06some

00:33:07emotion

00:33:09okay

00:33:10I wasn't expecting constructive criticism

00:33:12but all right

00:33:13I knew that was a trap

00:33:15look your art is amazing

00:33:16seriously

00:33:17what was the prompt again?

00:33:19show us your happiest moment

00:33:21right

00:33:21okay

00:33:21so do you think that that

00:33:22that shows that

00:33:23or

00:33:24is there anything

00:33:25that is maybe happier?

00:33:28I had a

00:33:29really yummy donut

00:33:31the other day

00:33:32uh

00:33:33what about a

00:33:34a first love

00:33:36or

00:33:36a first kiss

00:33:38or something

00:33:39uh

00:33:40well I haven't had those things

00:33:41so you're really pouring salt

00:33:43on the wound here AJ

00:33:44all I'm saying

00:33:45is that you'll get there

00:33:47just

00:33:48don't be afraid to draw something

00:33:50a little more vulnerable

00:33:51look

00:33:56I just posted something

00:33:58guess that would rule you out

00:34:00at least it's not on school property

00:34:02this time

00:34:02well it's a little late

00:34:04for that king pine

00:34:05let's go

00:34:07Frida Kahlo

00:34:08we've got to get you to a point

00:34:09where you can run

00:34:10without wanting to puke

00:34:10might give me an edge

00:34:13doubt it

00:34:14did you know that

00:34:16Frida Kahlo was bi?

00:34:19she was the OG

00:34:20bi con

00:34:22oh

00:34:22nice

00:34:23um

00:34:24got jokes for days AJ

00:34:27come on

00:34:28come on

00:34:29come on

00:34:30come on

00:34:30keep at it

00:34:31go

00:34:31don't push

00:34:32come on

00:34:47get it

00:34:48look at that time

00:34:48yeah

00:34:50I'ma have a good day

00:34:52You need somebody that truly understand you

00:34:56I'm on your tie, we together, I'm never playing you

00:35:00It be the one trying to help that can't stand you

00:35:03But have a good day

00:35:05I do me every day, I don't live for others

00:35:09Proud of who I am, so I'm never under the cover

00:35:12I ran with it, ain't look back

00:35:14Now I got big cracks in a book bag

00:35:15Smile at it when they look sad

00:35:17Life too short, so don't grow fancy

00:35:18They hate on me, throw shade on me

00:35:20When it's time to drop, they wait on me

00:35:22A lot of people here changed on me

00:35:23Don't shit change, but the day, homie

00:35:25Shit changed, but the next move

00:35:26They know I really fall like the next dude

00:35:28All the haters been past dude

00:35:29Got them in their feelings like the last dude

00:35:31And I don't trip, cause the hate be motivation

00:35:34I make the best out of every situation

00:35:37I be too real, I be new when they be faking

00:35:40But this is real, me and my people made it

00:35:44You need somebody to ask you, yo, how you feeling

00:35:47Come on, come on Stacey, come on

00:35:50Don't let it bother me when it be featured

00:35:53And I'm out of the day

00:35:54Come on AJ, you got that

00:35:56You need somebody to ask me, understand you

00:36:00I know how we together, I'm never playing you

00:36:03You got it, you got it, you got it

00:36:08Go, go, go, go

00:36:12Oh my god!

00:36:13Yes!

00:36:21Oh my god!

00:36:25Go, go, go!

00:36:27Okay!

00:36:28All right!

00:36:29All right!

00:36:31It goes against my entire coaching approach to say this, but you're actually getting pretty good.

00:36:36I knew you were using your tough love approach with me.

00:36:40I know.

00:36:40Who do I think I am?

00:36:41My dad?

00:36:42That was a lot funnier in my head.

00:36:47It's okay, dude.

00:36:48I'm no stranger to dark dad humor.

00:36:52Is he tough on you?

00:36:55He just sees so much potential in me, I guess I don't want to let him down.

00:36:58He wants me to get a scholarship to D1 school.

00:37:01I think that's why I'm so stressed about doing well.

00:37:05But I don't want to talk about my dad.

00:37:07I'll save that one for a future therapy session.

00:37:09Speaking of psychoanalyzing,

00:37:11I think that you were right about my art.

00:37:13I think I do play it safe.

00:37:16I get it.

00:37:16But I'm not going to let you forget that you said I was good.

00:37:20Compliment from the mysterious A.J. conference.

00:37:23Oh, don't make me regret it, Evans.

00:37:25You want to try?

00:37:28Can you play track with the broken leg?

00:37:32Don't worry, I'll spot you.

00:37:38Oh, shit.

00:37:39Okay, bend your knees.

00:37:40Hold up.

00:38:00What?

00:38:02I think that this is King Pun's notebook.

00:38:06What?

00:38:06How do you know?

00:38:08Look, dude.

00:38:09It's totally in their style and it has KP written all over it.

00:38:12Oh, yeah, that would do it.

00:38:13Maybe it's somebody on track.

00:38:15Well, that would rule out Chantal.

00:38:17It's never her.

00:38:18Cute puns are not her vibe now that I think of it.

00:38:21This is exactly how I'm going to nail King Pun.

00:38:25Huh.

00:38:27I'm going to DM them and tell them that I have their notebook.

00:38:30There's tons of half-baked ideas in here.

00:38:32It's not like they're going to want to leave it behind.

00:38:35So, what?

00:38:36You're just going to give it back to them without figuring out who it is?

00:38:39A.J.

00:38:40Are you kidding me?

00:38:43We're going to have a motherfucking stakeout.

00:38:46Oh, no.

00:38:51Hold on.

00:38:54It's almost 8 p.m. and King Pun left me on read, so I know that they saw it.

00:38:59Wow, your detection skills are on point.

00:39:02We should split up.

00:39:03Cover more ground.

00:39:04Oh, God, your efficiency is hot.

00:39:07You're hot.

00:39:07Help, help, help, help, help.

00:39:08You know the gate's open, right?

00:39:10Oh, God.

00:39:12Pins.

00:39:12Are you okay?

00:39:13I'm not the only one.

00:39:14Do you need help?

00:39:14Are you good?

00:39:15Ow.

00:39:16This girl's going to be the death of me.

00:39:21Hey.

00:39:27Hey.

00:39:28Want to take the north side?

00:39:30Yeah, sure.

00:39:32Ugh.

00:39:33They do know that's the southeast side, right?

00:39:36No, but it is so hot that you do.

00:39:38You're so hot.

00:39:39You are so hot.

00:39:40You are.

00:39:41We are.

00:39:42We are.

00:39:43We are.

00:39:44We are.

00:39:44Oh, I'm glad you have each other.

00:39:46Come on.

00:39:52Oh, shit.

00:39:53Sorry.

00:39:57Oh.

00:39:57I know I like him.

00:39:58You got my ass.

00:40:01Well, on the upside, if you can't find King Pond, it's kind of like a cool badge of honor

00:40:06to get suspended.

00:40:08But you usually go for people who get suspended.

00:40:12Um, I don't really have a type.

00:40:14It's more of just a vibe.

00:40:16So your vibe is Aya then, huh?

00:40:19Well, actually, we just broke up.

00:40:22Oh, really?

00:40:23It sucks.

00:40:24Sorry.

00:40:27Are you over then?

00:40:28Depends, Paige.

00:40:29Who's asking?

00:40:31Not me.

00:40:32I don't care.

00:40:32Ouch!

00:40:36I care.

00:40:37I care.

00:40:38I just was trying to be nice and ask you questions, so.

00:40:44Not that good at that, though.

00:40:45Well, your questions are cute, so.

00:40:49Do you remember in fifth grade when we were partnered up to take care of that egg together

00:40:54in Miss Higgins' class?

00:40:56Oh, yeah.

00:40:57I'm pretty sure I dropped mine on the first day and begged my mom to replace it for me.

00:41:00Geez, I totally forgot your white partner for that.

00:41:03Damn.

00:41:04I was a shitty mom.

00:41:05Well, if it's any consolation, I gave our egg a bath and I boiled it to death.

00:41:11So, guess I wasn't a perfect mom, either.

00:41:15Oh, hi.

00:41:16There's gotta be too much.

00:41:18Aren't we supposed to be confronting this?

00:41:20I'm just not good at confrontation.

00:41:21Clearly.

00:41:21Kind of weird that we've co-parented and never kissed before, huh?

00:41:31Yeah.

00:41:31It's a little bit strange.

00:41:33Well, maybe we should try it.

00:41:36Maybe try it.

00:41:36You can lean in now.

00:41:42Right.

00:41:46Hey!

00:41:46Stop!

00:41:48Joe, I cannot believe that your stupid stakeout idea might have actually worked, but that was

00:41:53definitely Tim's car.

00:41:54I don't know.

00:41:54Who else drives a bright green Challenger with a bumper sticker that reads,

00:41:58Your mom calls me daddy.

00:41:59Fucking Tim.

00:42:00Mm-hmm.

00:42:02Hold on.

00:42:04I have to take this.

00:42:04So, do you think you cracked the case?

00:42:09Yeah.

00:42:10I guess so.

00:42:17Paige, let's go.

00:42:18We're gonna be late.

00:42:20Are you seriously not packed for our weigh-meat yet?

00:42:22I started.

00:42:25Dylan, I need to tell you something.

00:42:27What?

00:42:27What happened?

00:42:28Don't make it a big deal, okay?

00:42:30What happened?

00:42:30Did you find another one of your mom's special movies?

00:42:34Gabby and I kissed.

00:42:37I'm sorry, what?

00:42:38I know.

00:42:40Wait.

00:42:40Gabriella Campos kissed you?

00:42:43Okay.

00:42:44Screw packing.

00:42:44Tell me exactly what happened.

00:42:46I don't know.

00:42:46It kind of just happened at the stakeout.

00:42:48It was really weird, actually.

00:42:51What do you mean weird?

00:42:52You've been waiting for this, like, literally your entire life.

00:42:55You're obsessed with her.

00:42:55Well, it was very anticlimactic.

00:42:57Was it a bad kiss?

00:42:59Is that her fatal flaw?

00:43:00Did she have an Achilles tongue?

00:43:02Maybe it wasn't her.

00:43:03It was probably me.

00:43:04That makes more sense.

00:43:05She's kissed a lot of people.

00:43:06Yeah.

00:43:07Shit.

00:43:07I haven't kissed anyone.

00:43:08I don't know how to kiss.

00:43:09Yeah, you're probably a terrible kisser.

00:43:10You need to teach me.

00:43:11No.

00:43:12Teach me.

00:43:12Ew.

00:43:12Oh, my God.

00:43:13Are you seriously trying to kiss me right now?

00:43:14Just kiss me, please.

00:43:15Come on.

00:43:16No means no, Paige.

00:43:17Come on.

00:43:18You're not a man.

00:43:19Why are you so dressed up?

00:43:22It's a structured blazer.

00:43:23Everybody quit tripping.

00:43:25Come on.

00:43:25Let's go.

00:43:26Did you pack us the food?

00:43:28I can't believe I'm such a bad kisser.

00:43:33Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:43:34Bad kisser?

00:43:35That is impossible.

00:43:37Not possible.

00:43:38The Evans women are legendary kissers.

00:43:41Your grandmother won the Frenching contest three years running.

00:43:44Oh, my God.

00:43:45I pled second.

00:43:46What?

00:43:46I've told you about this.

00:43:47I tied with your great-aunt Janine.

00:43:49Oh, my God.

00:43:50She is a maniac.

00:43:51Well, I guess a promiscuous Jean skips a generation.

00:43:54That's what they say.

00:43:55Do you think maybe it's not the kiss,

00:43:57it's the person?

00:43:58Oh.

00:43:58What does that mean?

00:43:59Maybe you were let down by the kiss

00:44:01because your crush is run its course.

00:44:03But I've liked Gabby forever.

00:44:05I think that maybe there are other people out there.

00:44:06Yeah.

00:44:07Like who?

00:44:09Hi, Mrs. Evans.

00:44:10Miss.

00:44:11Sorry.

00:44:11Hey, AJ.

00:44:12AJ.

00:44:13Wow.

00:44:14Finally we meet

00:44:15after hearing about you 24-7 from this one.

00:44:18She's being sarcastic.

00:44:19I mean, the word constantly springs to mind.

00:44:21What are you going to do

00:44:22now that the antisocial artist is out of the house?

00:44:24Oh, man.

00:44:25So many possibilities.

00:44:26I mean, the sky's the limit, right?

00:44:28I'm not going to crumble.

00:44:29That's the one thing I'm not going to do.

00:44:31We're gone for a night.

00:44:31I know.

00:44:32Well, it doesn't matter.

00:44:33I'm not going to crumble.

00:44:34So.

00:44:35Hey, AJ.

00:44:36Do me a favor and try to get old Paige here

00:44:39to loosen up a little bit, okay?

00:44:41You know, like fire up a bong

00:44:43and knock back a couple of wine coolers.

00:44:46Oh, my God.

00:44:46I have poppers in the car.

00:44:48Should I run grab?

00:44:48No.

00:44:49That's the wrong type of gay.

00:44:50Well, hello there.

00:44:52Long time no see.

00:44:54A little delayed gratification never hurt anyone, okay?

00:44:58Oh, you're making me wait.

00:45:00They call it edging these days.

00:45:02I looked it up on Wikipedia,

00:45:03and the definition is quite rank.

00:45:06I don't know the meaning of rank,

00:45:08but I believe you.

00:45:09It means filthy dirty.

00:45:11Well, I'm going to just get your number

00:45:13off the emergency contact list.

00:45:15Okay, I've had your number

00:45:16for, like, I don't know how many days.

00:45:18Oh.

00:45:18Let's go with the program, okay?

00:45:20I mean, text me.

00:45:21Like, I'm not getting any younger.

00:45:22Come on.

00:45:25Let's go!

00:45:26I'm here in your room, yes, sir.

00:45:28Quiet hours start at 11.

00:45:30Just sleep right here on it.

00:45:40Okay, listen up, hormonal teats.

00:45:43Now, on this list is the name of your roommate.

00:45:46I know that 60% of you are queer,

00:45:49but guys, don't go in the girls' room.

00:45:52And girls, please, don't go in the guys' room.

00:45:55We don't want anybody getting pregnant,

00:45:56and I'm talking specifically to you, Stacy and Dylan.

00:45:59What?

00:46:00You never.

00:46:01One, as I made it clear on my campaign trail,

00:46:03I will not be allowing the administration

00:46:04to control what I do with my body.

00:46:06Two, obviously, I'm on birth control.

00:46:08Well, I'm on teen control,

00:46:09and I want lights out by 9 p.m.

00:46:12I have a FaceTime date with a very lovely lady.

00:46:17I don't want to be interrupted.

00:46:19And, Paige, no graffiti.

00:46:20Your new stepdad.

00:46:21Ugh.

00:46:23Hey.

00:46:24Hi.

00:46:25We should talk.

00:46:27Hey, guess we're rooming together.

00:46:28Can't get rid of you.

00:46:30Um, I'm gonna go find out who my roommate is,

00:46:32but I'll see you later.

00:46:33Yeah.

00:46:35Did you know that squirrels remember

00:46:38every single person they've ever seen?

00:46:40What?

00:46:40They have photographic memories.

00:46:42Mm-hmm.

00:46:43Uh, I look forward to hearing more animal facts tonight.

00:46:46Well, good, because there's a plenty.

00:46:48Guys, teen party in my room, 9.30.

00:46:50Be there.

00:46:51No, you guys heard Coach.

00:46:52We can't do that.

00:46:53Oh, no.

00:46:54Oh, yeah, we definitely can't do that,

00:46:56especially since our track meet starts at 2 p.m., right?

00:46:59Looks like we're getting fucked up tonight.

00:47:01Oh, Paige, you're so innocent.

00:47:07Okay, this one is either whiskey or rum.

00:47:11Then we've got peach vodka.

00:47:13We've got lemon vodka.

00:47:15Too white-bush fluid?

00:47:16More vodka.

00:47:17And we got mouthwash,

00:47:19but you just gotta drink a lot of it to get fucked up.

00:47:21Mm, that looks at least risky.

00:47:22Is that all you could get from your parents?

00:47:25Yeah.

00:47:25Look, my beard is coming in,

00:47:27so it's only a matter of time before I stop getting parted.

00:47:29Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:47:31Yo, Tim!

00:47:31Hey!

00:47:32Oh, there he is.

00:47:35You know you actually have to confront Tim

00:47:36about being King Punt to accuse him, right?

00:47:38I've been working up to it.

00:47:40She really scares me sometimes.

00:47:43Tim, I know you're King Punt.

00:47:45I have your notebook.

00:47:46What?

00:47:46I saw you after school the other night, okay?

00:47:49What were you doing there if not to get your notebook?

00:47:51Okay, okay, okay.

00:47:52I'll tell you.

00:47:55I'm in Renaissance Club.

00:47:57Come again?

00:47:58I'm in Renaissance Club.

00:48:00I'm a Rennie, if you will.

00:48:02Oh, my God.

00:48:03We were having our monthly feast,

00:48:05and when I got to school,

00:48:06it was canceled.

00:48:09I don't believe you.

00:48:10Are you serious?

00:48:12Look.

00:48:16Wow.

00:48:17Okay, everyone, gather around.

00:48:20It is game time.

00:48:21I get to play some games.

00:48:24Still got a lot of questions for you.

00:48:27I got a lot of answers.

00:48:29A lot of questions.

00:48:30What are you doing?

00:48:31I'm doing.

00:48:31That's crazy.

00:48:33Hey.

00:48:34Hey.

00:48:35Perfect timing.

00:48:36We're about to play seven minutes.

00:48:38What?

00:48:39Like, seven minutes in heaven?

00:48:41No.

00:48:42That perpetuates a Christian narrative.

00:48:44We're playing seven minutes in the hotel bathroom,

00:48:45and it's a track tradition.

00:48:46Okay, everyone, phones in, pride at the door.

00:48:51For any new additions, the rules are simple.

00:48:53You put your phone in the bag,

00:48:55and if your phone gets picked,

00:48:56you have to go into the bathroom with another person.

00:48:58And since this is 2022,

00:48:59we will not force anyone to make out if you don't want to.

00:49:02But I will say seven minutes is such a long time

00:49:04to be in a bathroom with someone and not make out.

00:49:05Just saying, Paige.

00:49:06Okay.

00:49:06All right.

00:49:07Everyone's phones are in.

00:49:09All right.

00:49:11First phone is...

00:49:13Ooh.

00:49:14Ooh.

00:49:15Ooh.

00:49:16Ooh.

00:49:17Ooh.

00:49:18Ooh.

00:49:46phone case belongs to you now let's see

00:49:54whose case is this what's your background Tessa Thompson is Valkyrie AJ

00:50:05it's you oh I got one did you know that pandas fake their pregnancies to get

00:50:32extra food oh wow another random animal fact so soon I know I'm just nervous

00:50:40don't you kind of know me by now yeah I kind of do okay let me think of a random

00:50:49animal fact while you get yourself together you could also just tell me

00:50:58something real yeah okay yeah

00:51:11I'm terrified of flying is that all you're giving me yes well I don't I just I

00:51:18don't think that humans are meant to sit in chairs in the sky you know like like

00:51:25that's messed up if you think about it damn we are bad at the small talk thing

00:51:30I tried but at least it's better than us awkwardly making out yeah I mean what can

00:51:38can you imagine what suddenly we're we're hardcore making out that just sounds come

00:51:43on really crazy it would be hilarious it would be just super funny yeah funny like

00:51:51this being my first kiss very funny I know everyone makes assumptions about me mysterious AJ compost brooding leather jacket type but no never kiss anyone ever

00:52:13I guess we have that lack of experience in common yeah

00:52:20well why haven't you I mean I'm sure that you know people probably want to I'm not opposed

00:52:28to it I'm not opposed to it either kissing someone kissing you

00:52:35oh

00:52:37do you open up blanket

00:52:52huh

00:52:52we're being weird about this

00:52:56yeah

00:52:57and this really does not have to be weird

00:52:59no

00:53:00doesn't

00:53:05I honestly don't think I'm going to be able to fall asleep like my mind is racing from this

00:53:15whole cowards thing. You're really lucky your mom is so supportive of you being gay. No, I was

00:53:21going to say an artist. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I feel like I would never pursue something like that

00:53:28because of your parents. Like, to them, everything artistic is a risk, which I guess I get.

00:53:41What did they say when you came out? When I told my mom I was bi, she didn't really say anything.

00:53:48When Gabby came out, she made it pretty impossible to ignore.

00:53:52She did it at her 14th birthday party. Like, at the party. Oh, wow. Yeah. I think my

00:54:01abuela was going to puke. Is it hard having a twin? I mean, I love her. And we have this

00:54:11really special, cool bond. But Gabby's also painfully charming and everyone's obsessed with her.

00:54:22It's just an impossible comparison to live up to, you know?

00:54:29That was a lot. I don't know why I told you all that.

00:54:32It wasn't a lot. I'm glad you told me.

00:54:37But what about you? Is it hard growing up with just your mom?

00:54:42Sometimes, but not really.

00:54:45I just love her so much.

00:54:51She's like my best friend.

00:54:53Don't tell her that, though. She wants it too much.

00:54:58One day, she just decided she wanted a kid. So she got some sperm and she did it herself.

00:55:06That's pretty badass.

00:55:08Now I know where you get your confidence from.

00:55:13What are you talking about?

00:55:16You're the one who has the whole quiet, confident thing going on.

00:55:21Nobody ever knows what you're thinking.

00:55:25Including me.

00:55:26Hey.

00:55:29I'm working on it.

00:55:30We should...

00:55:54Yeah, you're right.

00:55:59We should probably get some sleep.

00:56:01Yeah.

00:56:02Yeah.

00:56:09Okay.

00:56:24Good night, Paige.

00:56:27Good night, AJ.

00:56:29Good night.

00:56:59I don't ever want to leave

00:57:03I'll watch you sleep

00:57:07And listen to you breathe

00:57:11I don't ever want to leave

00:57:18I'll watch you sleep

00:57:22I'll watch you sleep

00:57:23I've asked you nicely

00:57:26All I wanted was some Cheetos

00:57:29Hey, give me my food

00:57:32Hey

00:57:36Oh my god, thank god you're here

00:57:40Gabby, drunk Gabby

00:57:43The stupid vending machine won't give me my food

00:57:46I got you

00:57:50Wow

00:57:51I'm telling you, listen

00:57:54I've tried this so many times tonight

00:57:56And it has not happened

00:57:58I mean, I don't know

00:57:59Oh

00:57:59Food

00:58:02Thank you

00:58:05It's so crazy

00:58:07I'm going to walk you to your room, okay?

00:58:09If you want to walk me back to my room page

00:58:10Then that's what we're going to do

00:58:12I'm going to do that

00:58:13Alright

00:58:14Remember when I told you that me and Aya broke up?

00:58:18Yeah

00:58:19Well, it actually turns out that they broke up with me

00:58:24No one knows that though

00:58:27Gabby, compels, got dumped

00:58:29Shhh

00:58:30Are you okay?

00:58:35Um, yeah, I am

00:58:39I'm not

00:58:42You're good at making me feel better though

00:58:46I can't, I can't, I can't

00:58:49I'm sorry

00:58:50Why don't you want to kiss me?

00:58:54Why does no one want to kiss me?

00:58:56I'm sorry, I just have a crush on somebody else

00:58:58It's the story of my life

00:59:02Am I right?

00:59:07Gabby

00:59:08It's a Froyo loyalty card

00:59:14Yeah

00:59:17That it is

00:59:20See you later, alligator

00:59:24Good night

00:59:26Hey Jerry, wake

00:59:47Well, friends

00:59:55It doesn't get any bigger than this

00:59:56We're here at the historic

00:59:58Central Square Track and Field

01:00:00And we've got a big one today

01:00:01And this is the stuff dreams are made of

01:00:04But also nightmares

01:00:05If you're not in the top three

01:00:07It goes by so fast

01:00:08Like childhood

01:00:09I just hope that everybody takes every moment in

01:00:11And makes it special

01:00:13Now some would say there are no losers here today

01:00:16Is that true?

01:00:16No

01:00:17Fantastic

01:00:18The polls say you're two points behind

01:00:21Oh yeah?

01:00:22I want to trust the polls

01:00:23Especially when they're run by two freshmen

01:00:24With crushes on them

01:00:25Okay

01:00:25Todd and Henry do the best they can

01:00:27With the resources they have

01:00:28Yeah, they do the best they can

01:00:29Are they?

01:00:30Are they really?

01:00:31Guys, I'm right, Jesse

01:00:31Have you guys seen AJ?

01:00:33Tried to sit next to her on the bus

01:00:34But then coach cornered me

01:00:35To talk about my mom's food preferences

01:00:36No, why?

01:00:37You have that anxious sweating through your clinical strength

01:00:39Deodorant looking, right?

01:00:40AJ made me kiss last night

01:00:41Shut up!

01:00:42And then Gabby tried to kiss me again

01:00:44Oh my god

01:00:45And I'm freaking out

01:00:46Because AJ thinks it was both of our first kisses

01:00:48But it wasn't

01:00:49My first kiss was with Gabby

01:00:50And I don't know what to do

01:00:51Because I actually like AJ

01:00:53No shit

01:00:54Dylan

01:00:54Her kiss

01:00:57Is really real

01:00:58You know what I'm saying?

01:01:00It's really good

01:01:01Okay, Paige

01:01:02Take a deep breath

01:01:03Because you can't have an orgasm on the field

01:01:05I just don't know what to do

01:01:07I don't want her to think that it didn't matter

01:01:08And I don't want her to think that I like her sister

01:01:10I don't

01:01:11And I don't want her to hate me

01:01:12We were talking all night

01:01:13And I really don't want her to hate me

01:01:15What am I going to do?

01:01:21Um

01:01:22Okay, well, first of all

01:01:24You're going to run the race

01:01:25And hopefully you won't trip and fall

01:01:27And then we can figure out what to say to AJ

01:01:29I feel like I'm going to shit my pants

01:01:31Like that marathon runner did

01:01:32Shit your pants?

01:01:33Please shit your pants

01:01:34That would be hilarious

01:01:34No, please don't shit your pants

01:01:36It's going to slow us down

01:01:37True, maybe don't shit your pants

01:01:38And that's it for the javelin

01:01:40We're getting that young athlete carted off the field

01:01:42I'm sure they'll be okay

01:01:43They're doing amazing things now

01:01:44With blood platelet therapy

01:01:45And now we're on to the big one

01:01:48The granddaddy of them all

01:01:50The fastest 50 seconds in sport

01:01:52The 4x100 meter relay

01:01:54Trigger warning

01:01:55There will be a gunshot to start

01:01:57But it's fake

01:01:58Tell me that I'm yummy

01:02:03When I'm driving in your car

01:02:05To tell me that you love me

01:02:07When we close the boulevard

01:02:08Baby, tell me that you like my style

01:02:11Mickey, my own girl now

01:02:12Yeah, yeah

01:02:13You're my queen

01:02:13But daddy, be wearing the crown

01:02:16We sit at the king's table

01:02:17The courts be assembled

01:02:19Are disabled

01:02:19How would you approach a baton handball?

01:02:22Go like this

01:02:23Okay, ready?

01:02:25Grab

01:02:25So I don't look

01:02:27Do it again

01:02:28Incredible

01:02:29Incredible

01:02:30And our hands did not

01:02:31Oh, but you have to do it backwards

01:02:32Just picture this

01:02:33But backwards

01:02:34On your board

01:02:39Get set

01:02:43Here we are with the second leg of the race

01:03:02And for Miller High

01:03:03This is Gabriella Campos

01:03:04She's one of the captains

01:03:05Look at him go

01:03:07Wow, she's really

01:03:08She's just

01:03:09She's just doing a lot of this

01:03:11She's doing tons of this

01:03:12This is going to be a crucial handoff

01:03:14Here to newcomer Paige Evans

01:03:15And to get it done

01:03:16And now Paige Evans is off

01:03:17Monetary things might gleam

01:03:31But the sun makes the beams

01:03:32And we are human beings

01:03:33And yeah, that's an animal

01:03:34Lying on the plane

01:03:35But call us a cannibal

01:03:36And it's terrible

01:03:37How we let ourselves

01:03:38Get played on

01:03:39Like an Atari

01:03:40I'm not sorry

01:03:41Cause my heart beats for tomorrow's love

01:03:43Not now tomorrow's blow

01:03:44Now look at Miller High

01:03:45They are neck and neck

01:03:47Absolute surprise

01:03:49Oh, the humanity of it all

01:03:51Incredible

01:03:52Linklater close behind

01:03:53Now heckling in the lead

01:03:54Miller High is summit

01:03:56Miller High

01:03:58Second place

01:04:00Hey, can I talk to you about last night?

01:04:20What about last night?

01:04:22What happened last night?

01:04:23My drunk ass tried to kiss Paige

01:04:24I'm sorry

01:04:26I should have asked

01:04:27And not just assumed

01:04:28Because we kissed before

01:04:29But honestly

01:04:30I should probably apologize

01:04:31For that kiss too

01:04:32I clearly don't deal

01:04:33With breakups now

01:04:34I don't know about this

01:04:37It's really not

01:04:39What it means

01:04:39No, it's fine

01:04:39We don't have six minutes

01:04:40Can we please talk?

01:04:42No, it's fine

01:04:43It's just a kiss, right?

01:04:47Actually, I should be apologizing to you

01:04:49I'm king pun

01:04:51So, we're even

01:04:52What?

01:04:53Shit

01:04:53You guys like each other?

01:04:57Gab, really?

01:04:58Keep up, please

01:04:58Shit

01:05:00AJ, wait

01:05:01No, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige

01:05:04Give him a moment, okay?

01:05:06It's okay

01:05:07It's okay

01:05:09It's okay

01:05:09AJ, wait

01:05:15Leave me alone, Gabby

01:05:16Wait

01:05:17I didn't know you liked her, okay?

01:05:19I never would have kissed her if I did

01:05:21Yeah, I know

01:05:21Wait, this always happens

01:05:23Every time I try to make new friends

01:05:25Or just do my own thing

01:05:26People always think of you first

01:05:28I'm sorry

01:05:29God, I was so stupid for thinking this time was different

01:05:32AJ, you're not stupid

01:05:33Paige isn't even into me

01:05:35She said she liked someone else

01:05:36I'm guessing you

01:05:37She never told me that

01:05:39Just like you didn't tell me you were king pun?

01:05:41I mean, what is going on with you?

01:05:43Why wouldn't you tell me that?

01:05:44Because mom and dad would kill me if they found out

01:05:46I was spending time on literally anything other than school or track

01:05:48Let alone defacing the school

01:05:50But it's me, AJ

01:05:53I know

01:05:54But

01:05:57Everything I do is always overshadowed by you, Gabs

01:06:01I needed something that was mine

01:06:03How am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything?

01:06:07Tell me with what?

01:06:08Mom and dad?

01:06:09They're hard on me too, you know?

01:06:11Oh, now this is about you, great

01:06:12I'm sorry

01:06:13I didn't mean it

01:06:15Listen, I will be fine

01:06:17Just let second place feel like last today, okay?

01:06:25Wow

01:06:25AJ is king pun

01:06:28Mm-hmm

01:06:29I did not see that coming

01:06:32Neither try

01:06:33Thank you for getting me my favorite, by the way

01:06:37You're welcome

01:06:38I mean, I got it for both of us, so I

01:06:41Well, okay

01:06:42Um

01:06:44So

01:06:46I hate to bring this up, but

01:06:49It's almost the end of the semester

01:06:51And I was kind of wondering

01:06:53What you were planning to do about the whole suspension thing

01:06:58Um

01:06:59I have no clue

01:07:00Mm-hmm

01:07:01I don't want to give AJ away because her dad would be really upset

01:07:05But I also don't want to ruin this little CalArts thing

01:07:08Yeah

01:07:09I get it

01:07:10Everything is falling apart

01:07:12She won't speak to me

01:07:15She ignored me the whole time on the bus

01:07:18And she doesn't answer any of my texts

01:07:20So

01:07:20How am I supposed to draw my happiest moment when I'm the most depressed I've ever been?

01:07:25Well, stop wondering how you could have done things differently, you know?

01:07:31I mean, sometimes you just have to let your feelings guide you

01:07:34That's all you can really do

01:07:35And then sometimes your head and your heart end up duking it out

01:07:42All those two things aren't really working right now, are they?

01:07:45She's gonna come around, you just gotta give her some time

01:07:48That's the way this works

01:07:49You didn't see the look on her face, Mom

01:07:52I know

01:07:53I didn't, but

01:07:55I've been AJ

01:07:57Okay

01:07:58I've been you

01:08:01I've been Gabby

01:08:02You break hearts, you get your heart broken

01:08:04And everything in between

01:08:06That's just how it works

01:08:08Be cool, and I think eventually AJ will hear what you're saying

01:08:12Having feelings is evil?

01:08:16It's the worst

01:08:17No feelings would be better

01:08:19But that's just not the way it is

01:08:21I do have one more really important question, though

01:08:25What's up?

01:08:27How does Coach Murray look?

01:08:29Oh, like seriously, level with me

01:08:31Tell me everything, I want all the details

01:08:33What do you mean you think only five people are gonna go?

01:08:37Hi guys

01:08:39What?

01:08:40Uh, I'm telling you

01:08:42Tim and Grace are stealing this election

01:08:45Got no

01:08:46Nowhere else to hide

01:08:50In the deep

01:08:55Got no

01:08:57No one else to find

01:09:01For the scheme

01:09:02Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing that rise or fall

01:09:18It's all of us, but you won't let us do it

01:09:23They can see you, baby, for the team

01:09:28It's all luminous, but only you were caught moving kerosene

01:09:36Kerosene

01:09:39Got your hands into the fire

01:09:57By the greed

01:09:59Got nobody to deny what they've seen

01:10:10Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing

01:10:19Nothing that rise or fall

01:10:25It's all on all of us, but you won't let us do it

01:10:31They can see you, baby, for the team

01:10:35No, we don't know how to behave

01:10:41Had my fingers up screaming, fuck what you say

01:10:47Let the whole world over earth replay

01:10:48Hey, hey, hey

01:10:50Towson turning every night, I wanna feel safe

01:10:54Hey, hey, hey, hey

01:10:56In a room full of kerosene

01:10:58It's on all of us, but you won't let us do it

01:11:04Take a seat

01:11:05Take a seat

01:11:06For the team

01:11:08It's on all of us, but you won't let us do it

01:11:15Take a seat

01:11:17For the team

01:11:20It's all luminous

01:11:24Just drop it in your glass box

01:11:26Thank you

01:11:27Yep, got it

01:11:28I'm sorry, I just, I really need to

01:11:41I don't know, this is real

01:11:43Um

01:11:43Sorry

01:11:48I dropped something out there, so I have to go ahead of you

01:11:51I need to get ahead of you, thank you

01:11:53Sorry, I'm gonna

01:11:54Hi, what are you doing?

01:11:57You're just going to ignore me forever

01:11:58It's been three days

01:12:00Well, each one of them has felt like daylight savings

01:12:03That would make them an hour shorter

01:12:05Well, I told you, I don't know the metric system

01:12:08I know you were forced to hang out with me on track

01:12:09But then you used me to get to my sister

01:12:11To hide from Chantal and to figure out who King Pan was

01:12:14Which you could have told me about, by the way

01:12:15Oh, because you were so honest?

01:12:18Okay, I deserve that

01:12:19It's not like you told the truth, though, either

01:12:22Well, I wanted to tell you

01:12:23You know that other place you can go to make out, right?

01:12:26That's really not what we're doing

01:12:27I wanted to tell you about King Pan

01:12:29That I was King Pan

01:12:31I wanted to tell you how I felt

01:12:33How I think about you all the time

01:12:35How when you look at me

01:12:37I feel like my heart is literally beating in my ears

01:12:39And when you get flustered, I get flustered

01:12:41Because I think it's the stupidest, cutest thing I've ever seen

01:12:43But maybe this is why I didn't tell you

01:12:46Because I knew it was too good to be true

01:12:48You don't get to choose who you fall for, believe me, I get it

01:12:52AJ

01:12:53Look at me

01:12:54I like you

01:12:57I don't want to be runner-up

01:13:00Why does the vote for Dylan hashtag only have two posts when they're both complete?

01:13:10She hasn't posted in 12 hours, is that weird? That feels really weird

01:13:12Oh, do you care because it's King Pan

01:13:14Or do you care because it's AJ and it's driving you nuts

01:13:16Not knowing what she's thinking?

01:13:18I'm not answering that

01:13:19Listen, I just know how much trouble AJ will be in

01:13:22If I tell on her, I don't know what to do

01:13:24Flinging is always an option

01:13:26You're going to be a great president, Stacey

01:13:28Thank you

01:13:29Wait, you didn't vote for me?

01:13:33You're me and AJ's uniforms?

01:13:34Thank you, Gabby

01:13:35Just put it in there

01:13:36Hey, this had hot Cheeto dust on it when I got it

01:13:40Really weird

01:13:41Oh, Paige

01:13:45Principal Collins would like to see you in her office

01:13:48I know

01:13:49And, um

01:13:51Tell your mom I said

01:13:54Hi

01:13:56I will not

01:13:57Okay, let's just get this over with

01:14:03I'm King Pan

01:14:05There, I said it, okay?

01:14:06I accept whatever consequences you determine for me

01:14:09And I'll face them

01:14:10Wait, let me get this straight

01:14:12You are also King Pan?

01:14:14Yes

01:14:14Okay, I'm King Pan

01:14:16We're all King Pan

01:14:17In fact, I'm Queen Pan

01:14:18Huh?

01:14:19Is it root vegetable season?

01:14:20Because it's turnip time

01:14:21See?

01:14:22No, I'm King Pan

01:14:24We know you're not King Pan, okay?

01:14:26AJ Campos came in about an hour ago

01:14:27And she confessed to everything

01:14:28Wait, what?

01:14:29Do you want to get suspended too?

01:14:30I'm just curious

01:14:31Because it feels like you want to get suspended

01:14:33And I don't know about you

01:14:34But I'm not trying to do double the paperwork

01:14:35I got things to do

01:14:36Wait, suspension?

01:14:38You suspended her?

01:14:39Yes, I suspended her

01:14:41She came in and gave me all the evidence I needed

01:14:43And she's allowed back into school next semester

01:14:45Next semester?

01:14:46Do you understand how space and time works?

01:14:48God, the semester ends this week

01:14:51Why are you still here?

01:14:52I have things to do

01:14:53Wenches to boss

01:14:55And turkey legs to motorboat

01:14:57And history to write

01:14:58Okay, I'll leave

01:14:59Well, do you want to help me with the corset?

01:15:02Because it's

01:15:02It is like a whole panic room

01:15:06On my back

01:15:18Like, I want to win

01:15:21But I just

01:15:21Like, I don't want to see you lose

01:15:23I'm gonna win, babe

01:15:24I don't know if you are

01:15:24I think I will

01:15:25Oh, yeah?

01:15:26You think you're gonna win?

01:15:27I know I'm gonna win

01:15:27Yeah, tell me again you're gonna win

01:15:29I'm gonna win

01:15:30I'm gonna fuck it

01:15:30I need your help

01:15:32Stacy, I need you to call Gabby

01:15:34Are you serious?

01:15:38She's relapsing

01:15:38It's the opposite, actually

01:15:39I'll fill you guys in while we work

01:15:41We should go

01:15:41Work on what?

01:15:44Paige

01:15:45Paige

01:15:45What are we doing?

01:16:03You know I can't be here right now

01:16:04I don't take a look

01:16:05Jesus Christ!

01:16:09What in the hell are you doing?

01:16:10Put that away!

01:16:14Gab, stop!

01:16:15Are you just trying to get me expelled at this point?

01:16:19Listen, I know you're still upset

01:16:21Yeah, more so now

01:16:22But I will always have your back, okay?

01:16:24If you're going down, I'm going down with you

01:16:25Okay, yeah, I appreciate the gesture

01:16:27But this is not gonna help me at all

01:16:29In fact, I think it's gonna get me in more trouble

01:16:31Also, what the hell is it?

01:16:35Isn't it obvious?

01:16:37No

01:16:37I feel like I'm playing Pictionary with an infant

01:16:40It's supposed to be an arrow

01:16:41You were supposed to follow it

01:16:43What?

01:16:44Listen

01:16:45Listen, I love you, okay?

01:16:47Even when we fight

01:16:48And you're a fucking incredible artist

01:16:51And an amazing person

01:16:52You deserve to win, AJ

01:16:53Alright, I do appreciate that

01:16:56So please, follow my shitty arrow

01:16:58When we met

01:17:10I worried that

01:17:11You and me

01:17:13Sparked too easy

01:17:14Did me in

01:17:20With your grief

01:17:22We grew into something heavy

01:17:25Been a while

01:17:31We lost touch

01:17:33I feel like a stranger

01:17:35I ran out on your love

01:17:38Oh, babe, don't blame me

01:17:41I change like the seasons

01:17:43Good afternoon, everybody

01:17:47Just a quick reminder

01:17:50There's about 50 spots open for the annual renaissance fair

01:17:53So if you'd like to sign up

01:17:54You can still do that in my office

01:17:57Moving on to the real reason we're here today

01:18:00The election results

01:18:01And a quick thank you to your peers here on stage

01:18:05Who have worked so hard to earn your vote

01:18:07To become the next student body president

01:18:10And out of the two, I have no idea who it could be

01:18:13It's such a close race

01:18:15Between the both of them

01:18:18Without further ado

01:18:20Your next president is

01:18:22Stacey Clark

01:18:25I am so honored

01:18:40To be your new student body president

01:18:42As many of you may know

01:18:43I've worked tirelessly

01:18:45To make this dream happen

01:18:46And I want to give a huge shout out

01:18:47To everybody who's helped me along the way

01:18:49I'm looking at you, Tom and Henry

01:18:51As promised on my campaign trail

01:18:55I will be completely transparent about all my policies

01:18:58And I also will be challenging the administration

01:19:00On any issues I believe may have pushed back

01:19:02Here we go

01:19:04In fact, I'd like to serve right now

01:19:06By introducing you guys to my very first project

01:19:10The Beautification Initiative

01:19:12It's about time we took a page out of King Pun's book

01:19:14And filled these school walls with color and life

01:19:18It's time you reinvested in art

01:19:20No matter what the administration says

01:19:22I voted for you, bitch

01:19:24Therefore, to launch this initiative

01:19:26I'd like to welcome a beautiful artist to the stage

01:19:29Paige Evans

01:19:31You look like a serial killer

01:19:37Change your eyes

01:19:38What is she doing?

01:19:39What is she doing, Bruce?

01:19:40Wait

01:19:41I can't believe I've become an accomplice to this

01:19:44Oh

01:19:44You're gonna be surprised by a lot of the things you do with me

01:19:47I'm mostly talking about sex stuff

01:19:50Just so you know

01:19:51Hello

01:19:54My name is Paige Evans

01:19:59Yeah, yeah, Paige

01:20:01Some of you guys may recognize me from that party I attended once

01:20:08Jesus

01:20:11This is terrible

01:20:13Like King Pun, I too am also an artist

01:20:22And I believe that art is supposed to make you feel something

01:20:28King Pun isn't vandalizing school property

01:20:32They're actually bringing life into this place

01:20:36Have you ever walked into school and had a bad night

01:20:41Or kind of break up and saw a mural and laughed or smiled

01:20:47Yes

01:20:50So, exactly

01:20:52I don't, I don't think that King Pun has to be punished for that

01:20:58And as your new class president, I agree

01:21:03Grace

01:21:06It's a coup

01:21:08I just need you to know that when I'm with you

01:21:21It's not about Gabby

01:21:22It's, it's not about track

01:21:23Paige, I don't really want to talk about

01:21:25Just, let me finish, okay?

01:21:28Please

01:21:28Yeah

01:21:32I've been really struggling with this stupid prompt

01:21:36Trying to figure out what my happiest moment feels like

01:21:39Yo, I can't hear anything

01:21:41Hey, you guys know what's happening?

01:21:43I've realized that it's not just one moment

01:21:45It's every moment that I've had with you

01:21:48Falling for you has been the happiest moment of my life

01:21:52And making this has been the easiest thing I've made all semester

01:21:56Oh my God

01:22:03Wow

01:22:07Ian

01:22:09It really hasn't been the easiest thing

01:22:13I haven't slept in 24 hours

01:22:16But you get the idea

01:22:18Can I talk now?

01:22:23Only if it's good

01:22:23I'm really sorry I threw you on the bus

01:22:29And let you take the fall for me

01:22:31It was wrong and really messed up

01:22:33I just wanted to spend every second I could with you

01:22:36And every stupid pun and mural and drawing

01:22:41Brought us together

01:22:43So I couldn't stop

01:22:46Because I was falling for you too

01:22:48Okay

01:22:52That was good

01:22:54Yo, can y'all speak up, man?

01:22:55We can't hear you

01:22:56Shut up

01:22:56Shut up, Tim

01:22:58I'm sorry

01:23:01What do we do?

01:23:03I think we can just look at the idea

01:23:04Okay

01:23:04Oh, thank God

01:23:11How are we going to get that to CalArts?

01:23:17Uh, my mom's got it covered

01:23:19There's only 15% battery left

01:23:23Oh, yeah, I know

01:23:24I brought the charger so that we could have a little fun with this bad boy in your office later on

01:23:28And by later on, I mean in like 90 seconds

01:23:31We should go

01:23:32Thank God this went well

01:23:36Could you imagine if she got you turning me down on tape?

01:23:40Hello

01:23:41Oh, yep, there you are

01:23:43I was sitting here the whole time

01:23:44Did you not notice?

01:23:45No

01:23:45Why are you smiling?

01:23:47What are you talking about?

01:23:48I know you took some of my hair

01:23:50I know that you're in love with me

01:23:51Whoa, okay

01:23:52Don't flatter yourself

01:23:53You're not my type

01:23:54Two, of course I took your hair

01:23:56How else is a love spell supposed to work?

01:23:57I'm exhausted

01:23:59You're welcome

01:24:00She really just called us out

01:24:03Paige

01:24:04Okay, I know, I know

01:24:08Double the paperwork

01:24:09And I'm sorry

01:24:10And you're going to have to suspend us both

01:24:13So

01:24:13I'm not suspending either one of you guys

01:24:15Really?

01:24:16What?

01:24:16Did I stutter?

01:24:17You guys need to clean your ears

01:24:18No, not suspending anyone

01:24:20And the beautification initiative?

01:24:22When the board hears about it?

01:24:24It was me

01:24:24Okay, that's fine

01:24:26Damn

01:24:26Oh, I'm not done yet

01:24:28You guys are also going to run the face painting booth

01:24:30At the rent fair this year

01:24:31Anything

01:24:32That's the face I was looking for

01:24:34Looking like a bunch of wenches

01:24:35She's called us wenches

01:24:38Does this mean I have to paint Tam?

01:24:40I mean, I want to say we should be thanking her

01:24:41It's the first day in the job

01:24:43And we'll race to her revolution

01:24:45Would you expect anything less?

01:24:46Don't use those dental dams

01:24:48There's some in your locker

01:24:49Thank you

01:24:51By the way

01:24:54That wasn't just a kiss

01:24:56Yeah, there's shit

01:24:59The thing about art

01:25:02Is that you can't force it

01:25:03It's a lot like love

01:25:05You have to just let it come to you

01:25:07And not be afraid to be vulnerable

01:25:09I spent so long comparing myself to other artists

01:25:13To my peers

01:25:14To Kingpun

01:25:15When I finally stopped

01:25:16And I started living my life

01:25:18My art caught up with me

01:25:19And you know what?

01:25:21It looks pretty damn good from here

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