00:00...
00:18Foreclosed?!
00:19How can that be?!
00:20This notice hereby states the Oddworld Fairgrounds is to be shut down effective immediately due to...
00:27Outstanding Finds?!
00:28If only I had the money to pay our debts.
00:31Hey, what's this?
00:34The Wish Machine?
00:35What should I wish for to save Oddworld?
00:38I know! I'll just wish for enough money to pay the fines!
00:41That'll do it!
00:43Or... I could use this wish to ask for so much more than that.
00:47I could have anything I want!
00:49I could have everything I want!
00:53I wish I had an unlimited supply of wealth at my fingertips!
00:59Whoa, what was that?
01:01Did it work?
01:04The sign! It turned to gold!
01:11Whoa!
01:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:23What the...
01:25What the...
01:27My propeller pack!
01:29Why is it... so... heavy?
01:32Hey, what's going on over here?
01:34I just went to use the moon bounce and...
01:36let's just say, it's not very bouncy anymore.
01:38Oh, thank goodness, Cyan.
01:40Whoa! Where did that come from?
01:44No, Cyan, wait!
01:45Oh, chill out, Yellow. It's just a box.
01:48Besides, I deserve to make a wish.
01:51Cyan, don't!
01:52Cyan, don't!
01:53I guess I should wish for Yellow to go back to normal.
01:57Or... I could use my wish to conjure up a fortune
02:02that could buy me a million moon bounces!
02:07Even a trillion moon bounces!
02:13I wish for diamonds!
02:15A beautiful body of precious diamonds!
02:23Oh, what happened? Did I do it?
02:26I don't see a body of diamonds anywhere.
02:29You fool! Look at yourself!
02:32Huh?
02:32My body! It's... it's turned to literal diamonds!
02:36Ugh! How do I get this stupid stuff off of me?
02:41Ugh! Nothing's working!
02:43Because, Cyan, you're made of diamond.
02:46And diamonds are very, very hard.
02:48Hey, what the...
02:50Who broke the Ferris wheel?
02:53I was gonna use this today.
02:54This is incredibly not cool!
02:58That was already turned off.
02:59We're about to lose Oddworld if we don't find a way to come up with some money.
03:03Whoa, Yellow, Cyan!
03:06What happened to you guys?
03:07I can sense that you became very shiny.
03:11It's that wish machine over there.
03:13We tried to use it to make ourselves rich.
03:16But all it did was turn our wishes against us.
03:19Hmm. A wish machine, you say?
03:22Well, I like the sound of that.
03:25No, please! Green, just listen to me.
03:28You can't use this. It's dangerous.
03:30It'll twist your words against you.
03:35Uh, Cyan?
03:36I think you might have accidentally just started a small fire.
03:41All right, wish machine.
03:42Let's see what you can do.
03:45No, wait! You don't wanna do this!
03:50I wish for an infinite amount of cash in hand!
03:58Did it work? Did you get your wish?
04:01Did I ever? Yahoo!
04:06Ha ha ha! Yeah, baby, yeah! This is incredible!
04:11Ha ha! I told you it would work.
04:14Nothing can beat cold hard cash.
04:17Say, if you're nice enough to me,
04:19maybe I'll buy the two of you some top hats of your own.
04:23Green, look at your hands!
04:25Huh? What?
04:30Ah! What gives?
04:34Hey, it's a couple lookies.
04:36I'm gonna go give those adorable little guys a squeeze.
04:40How about a big hug for Uncle Green?
04:44No!
04:47What? No! What have I done?
04:50You wished for an infinite amount of cash in hand.
04:53Everything you hold will turn to money from now on.
04:56I wish I had never found out about that stupid box.
05:00Yeah, when I find whoever put that wish machine out,
05:03I'm gonna make him wish they were never born.
05:05It was Rick.
05:07I saw him put it out here a couple hours ago.
05:09I was going to try to use it,
05:11but I decided to use my quarter to get this soda instead.
05:15Ah!
05:17Orange, after Red left, did you see where he went?
05:21Yeah, after he set that box up,
05:23he drove off in his fancy red car.
05:26I think he went back to his lab or something.
05:29Time to finish this.
05:31Wait, guys, wait for me! I want my revenge, too!
05:34Huh?
05:36What the heck?
05:38Look, there he is!
05:39He's waxing his new car!
05:41Let's get him!
05:43Wait, guys, you don't understand.
05:45Oh, I think we understand just fine, Red.
05:48Rainbow Friends, attack!
05:51I used your stupid wish machine,
05:54and now my body looks like a freaking disco ball!
05:58Ah! It burns!
06:00Come on, come on, I'm almost there.
06:03Eat green, you jerk!
06:08Wait, no! No!
06:11Uh, what just happened?
06:13Where did this car come from?
06:15I tried to warn all of you,
06:17but you wouldn't listen to me.
06:19Red, you've got some serious explaining to do.
06:22Why were we all trapped under a car?
06:24And why did you plant that box at Oddworld?
06:27Well, you see, it all started a couple days ago.
06:32I was standing at my window,
06:34watching all of you frolic around down there at the fairgrounds
06:37when I found myself sickened by the sight.
06:40Why were you all so obsessed with Oddworld?
06:42What does Oddworld have over the play place anyway?
06:45So I hatched a plan to destroy Oddworld,
06:48from the inside out.
06:50I knew that the temptation of the wishing machine
06:52would be too much for all of you to handle.
06:55But then, the temptation took me.
06:58I figured I was too smart to be duped by the box like the rest of you.
07:01I figured my wish would be foolproof.
07:04I figured my wish would be foolproof.
07:07But I was terribly wrong.
07:09I wish my dream car would fall into my lap.
07:14Fall into my lap.
07:15What was I thinking?
07:17Some genius I am.
07:18So your plan worked.
07:20We destroyed Oddworld all by ourselves.
07:23And now that the sun is coming up,
07:25and we're stuck here,
07:26we have no way to get back over there and reverse all of this.
07:29Besides, even if we could get over there,
07:31we don't have anyone pure enough to use that box for good.
07:34I could do it.
07:35I'm pure, I think.
07:39But how are we going to get over there before the sun comes up
07:42and people start arriving?
07:45In style, of course.
07:47Hop in.
07:52Now's your chance, Orange.
07:54Go make your wish before it's too late.
07:56All right, let's see.
07:58What should I wish for?
08:00Hmm.
08:01My friends want me to use the wish to undo all their wishes,
08:04which does feel like the right thing to do in this instance.
08:09But then again,
08:11why shouldn't I get to be rich, too?
08:14They all got to have gold, diamonds, cash, and cars.
08:18I should have the most money out of all of them.
08:22Orange, you have to fight it.
08:24I know the temptation's strong.
08:26We all fell to it, too.
08:28But you have to save us!
08:30Save Oddworld!
08:37I wish for everything to go back to normal!
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