00:00This man was caught walking in the middle of the freeway, and what cops found in his pants will shock you.
00:06What's going on, buddy?
00:07Go get something to drink.
00:08Man, hey, look, I've talked to you before, buddy. You know you can't be laying on these off-ramps like this.
00:13Yeah, I know.
00:14You're gonna get hit by a car, bud.
00:15Well, I just got here a second ago, so I'm alright.
00:19Alright, come on now, you ain't gotta BS me.
00:21It's alright, man.
00:22Alright, gather your things, get on out of here.
00:24Do you need to be seen by a paramedic or anything?
00:26No, but earlier I did get a little shocked, but I'm okay.
00:28You got what?
00:29A little shocked, but I'm okay.
00:30A shocked?
00:31Yeah, yeah.
00:32What'd you get shocked by?
00:33Well, see my foot right there?
00:34Uh-huh.
00:35The electrical line.
00:36What were you doing by some electrical lines?
00:38I just walked in the alley, and I ain't...
00:40Oh, man.
00:41You sure you don't want to be seen by a paramedic?
00:43I'm sure, yeah.
00:44Alright, man.
00:46Yeah, but it's what's next to the flashlight.
00:49Hey, bud, do you mind if I look in your pockets real quick?
00:51Don't go right... keep your hands out of your pockets.
00:54Yeah, you can look in my pockets.
00:55I can look in your pockets?
00:56Yeah, this is my flashlight, and...
00:58Don't... no, keep your hands out.
01:00Keep your hands out.
01:01I just got my bowl in there.
01:03Your bowl?
01:04Yeah, I smoke weed.
01:06I ain't gonna lie.
01:08Okay, I mean, I'm not too worried about that.
01:11You said you don't care if I go in your pockets?
01:12I don't care, it's just my bowl.
01:14Alright, I mean, if that's all it is, then I'm not too worried about that.
01:17What you got right there?
01:19That's, uh...
01:22My bowl, that's my...
01:24You're gonna put your hands behind your back for me right now.
01:26That's the bowl I brought, man.
01:27That's what I got.
01:28Go ahead and drop it.
01:29Here, I'll take that.
01:30The bowl? That's not a bowl, though.
01:31No, it's the bowl. Look at it.
01:33Okay.
01:34I'll take a look.
01:35Put your hands together like you're praying.
01:36You're okay, bud.
01:37Put your hands together like you're praying.
01:39Just listen.
01:42Ain't nobody said you're going to jail right yet.
01:45My partner obviously seen something, and now you're not listening.
01:47I'll double-check, though.
01:48I'm just gonna put you...
01:49If you keep it up, I'm gonna take you to jail for obstruction.
01:51Alright.
01:52Sound good?
01:53Doesn't, does it?
01:54So you're gonna listen and get with the program?
01:55What's this that you got, then?
01:56Look at it. There's nothing in it.
01:57It's the package the bowl came in.
01:59Are you sure?
02:00Yeah, I swear to God.
02:01Can you tell?
02:02I don't know.
02:03Look, I swear to God, man.
02:05Really?
02:06How about that?
02:09Oh, there we go.
02:10Dang.
02:11What's that, then, bud?
02:12It looks like crystal meth to me.
02:14It looks like snot to me, man.
02:16I don't do crystal meth.
02:17Yeah?
02:18I swear to God, look...
02:19Hey, uh-uh.
02:20Look me in the eyes.
02:21You don't, don't you dare lie to me like that.
02:22Yeah, I'm not lying to you.
02:23Don't you dare lie to me like that.
02:24Sir, I'm not lying to you, sir.
02:25What is that?
02:26It's not...
02:27I just got out of rehab, sir.
02:28What is that?
02:29What's your drug of choice?
02:30Marijuana.
02:31Swear to God.
02:32What is this?
02:33I ain't never let nobody go to rehab for marijuana.
02:34It looks like spit to me.
02:35Okay.
02:36Spit?
02:37It doesn't look like it.
02:38Sir, look.
02:39Look at the package.
02:40Look at the package.
02:41If you don't go on your own will, I'm gonna...
02:42Sir, listen to me.
02:43Sir, sir, I'm not lying to you.
02:44Sir, I'm not lying to you.
02:45Stand up.
02:46Sir, I'm not lying to you.
02:47Stand up.
02:48I'm not playing with you.
02:49Walk on your own.
02:50You're embarrassing yourself.
02:51Sir, sir, sir.
02:52Ah, ah.
02:55Ow.
02:56Sir, you break my arm.
02:57Sir, I'm not lying to you.
02:58I just got my dad's dog tags back.
02:59Look.
03:00I'm not, I'm not.
03:01I swear on the Lord.
03:02You're fitting to catch more charges.
03:03I swear.
03:04Stand up.
03:05Sir, sir, listen to me.
03:06My arm.
03:07Listen to me.
03:08Ow.
03:09Sir.
03:10Go to the front of the car.
03:11Sir.
03:12Sir.
03:13Sir.
03:14Sir.
03:15Sir.
03:16Sir.
03:17Sir.
03:18Sir.
03:19Sir.
03:20Sir.
03:21I swear to God.
03:22What's in your pants?
03:23I just bought a bull from him.
03:24He's been setting me up.
03:25I swear to God, sir.
03:26What's tucked in between your butt cheeks?
03:27I just bought a marijuana bull.
03:28It should be weed bull.
03:29Ow.
03:30What's in my.
03:31Ow.
03:32Ow.
03:33Get it out.
03:34Get it out, sir.
03:35It's on my dick.
03:36I swear.
03:37What is it?
03:38Something's on my dick.
03:39Ow.
03:40It burns.
03:41Ah.
03:42Ah.
03:43Are you done screaming?
03:44It's burning me.
03:45Please help, sir.
03:46Let me go.
03:47Please.
03:48Sir, get it out of me.
03:49What's in your pants?
03:50I just bought a marijuana bull.
03:51It should be weed bull.
03:52Ow.
03:53Get it out of me.
03:54What's in your pants?
03:55Sir, get it out of me.
03:56What is in your pants?
03:57I don't.
03:58My butt pipe, man.
03:59It's going in my ass.
04:00What is it?
04:01Help me.
04:02Help me, sir.
04:03My butt pipe is going in my ass.
04:04Help me, sir.
04:05Sir, I swear.
04:06It's a big old sack of dope is what it is.
04:07I don't do dope, sir.
04:08I don't do.
04:09I swear to God, this is crazy.
04:10Go.
04:11Call Bradley.
04:12My dick is going in my ass.
04:13Sir, help me.
04:14Yeah.
04:15I mean, I see it.
04:16I'm pretty sure I can retrieve it, sir.
04:17Sir.
04:18Sir.
04:19Sir.
04:20Sir.
04:21Sir.
04:22Sir.
04:23Sir.
04:24Sir.
04:25Sir.
04:26Sir.
04:27Sir.
04:28Sir.
04:29Sir.
04:30Sir, help me.
04:31Sir.
04:32Help me.
04:33Sir.
04:34Sir, help me.
04:35Sir, help me.
04:36Sir, help me.
04:37Get it out of me.
04:38Sir.
04:39Sir.
04:40Sir.
04:41Pull over.
04:42Where's the pipe at?
04:43It's in my pants.
04:44It was in my butt.
04:45Where at in your pants?
04:46Sir, don't.
04:47Where at in your pants?
04:48I'm not just going to go reaching in your pants, bro.
04:49It's in my right pocket, man.
04:50In your right pocket?
04:51Wow, look at that
04:54That's not yours
05:00That ain't no marijuana pipe if I've ever seen
05:21a guy that used to be a drug addict and I've been cured by all this milk weed. Hey Brian, I really don't like how you've been very dishonest with me.
05:32That's all my friends, that's my friends right here across the street. I bought a bottle of them, I swear to God, I know what the problem is though, I know what the problem is sir.
05:41What is that?
05:42The problem, can I tell you something sir? It's an emergency.
05:46The other one's on the ground.
05:54Alright, stand up.
05:56Are you going to stand up?
05:58Stand up.
06:01Stand up.
06:02Open the door.
06:04Sir, I'm sorry.
06:06I'm so sorry sir.
06:10I only smoke weed.
06:13Now there's something on my ankle too.
06:15Alright, stand up.
06:16Now there's something on my ankle.
06:17Stand up.
06:18Now my ankle, my kneecap.
06:23My foot just fell off.
06:26Get in.
06:27Help me sir.
06:29Sir, something's in my foot.
06:31Help me.
06:32Get in the car.
06:33Sir.
06:34Get in the car.
06:35Sir, I'm feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack.
06:37Get in the car.
06:38Sir.
06:39I'm feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack.
06:41Get in.
06:42Get in.
06:45Stop.
06:46Sit up.
06:47Help me.
06:48My foot fell off.
06:49Come on.
06:51My wrist is broke sir.
06:53I don't mean to resist you.
06:55Sir.
06:56I need to get up.
06:59Sir.
07:00Sir.
07:01Sir, you shot the heavy.
07:03I don't know what you're talking about.
07:05Sir.
07:08Are those pills or beads?
07:09They're beads.
07:10Okay.
07:12Plus that sock came out too.
07:14I'm an American citizen.
07:17Save my life.
07:19Was that roll of receipt tape on him too?
07:21Yes.
07:22Yes.
07:23Oh lord.
07:24There's some lottery tickets in here too.
07:26He didn't hit it big I guess.
07:28Oof.
07:29Sir.
07:34You ought to help me.
07:36They fucking sent me out.
07:38They fucking sent me out.
07:39They fucking sent me out.
07:40Sir.
07:41For dating her?
07:42Sir.
07:43Oh really?
07:44What is this shit?
07:45Help me.
07:46Are you done?
07:47Sir.
07:48Don't kill me sir.
07:49Nobody's going to hurt you.
07:50You swear you won't kill me?
07:52I'm not going to kill you.
07:53Listen.
07:54Every time I go by Wade, he switches me.
07:56Mm-hmm.
07:57It's a crystal mask?
07:58Yes.
08:00Sheesh.
08:02Are you going to be cold?
08:06Brian, come on out here.
08:08Come on.
08:11Come on.
08:13I don't want to rape you on out of here.
08:15Come on.
08:18Nobody's going to kill you dude.
08:20Nobody's going to hurt you.
08:21Come on.
08:22We're trying to get you some medical help like you asked for.
08:24We'll get your shoe.
08:25Come on.
08:26Nobody's going to kill you.
08:27Come on.
08:28Sit down.
08:30Yep.
08:31Yep.
08:32Sit on back.
08:33Probably.
08:34Now we're on the left side so.
08:36The suspect was charged with obstructing official business, resisting arrest, drug possession, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
08:43He is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
