00:00Oh
00:23What up y'all we back again, this is top things
00:27Proof that all babies are babies
00:29We are
00:53That scream was majestic as hell
00:59I
01:23Feel like a dead fish when that happens, I'm okay. I'm fine. Keep China. Keep China. Thank
01:29me
01:52When you are too comfortable with you homies to make such jokes
01:59Oh
02:25When an Asian mom says the f-word instead of saying packing
02:29I'm gonna post it when I'm done
02:31Oh
02:33Meet the ultimate drama queen of the dog world a pug who turns a simple nail-trimming
03:03session into a full-blown
03:05theatrical performance
03:07Okay
03:29Did you wash your ass today
03:32We hope she's alright, but it doesn't make the incident unfunny memory to remember
03:37When you don't know that lime bikes are electric
03:40Oh
04:04Thanks to this lady shrimp flavored coffee is now a reality
04:10I
04:24Didn't pack these the tuning ones are way better
04:26His face is priceless the entire time
04:56Oh
05:17This is why women live longer than men
05:26Oh
05:56She was literally asking for it
06:21Anarchy silk and Magnolia dragon blast
06:26Lustrous glow cracking gourd
06:43Sounds like spongebob when he's wearing those boots
06:55Fake tongue prank on our kids
06:59Oh
07:22He had the nerve to say core strength
07:29That's the part
07:59I
08:11Forgot to tape off the hairline first
08:15Hey not below the waist they make sure you get even coverage, it's good to have overlap
08:30So a crocodile
08:47Hey, I'm okay, I'm fine in China in China
08:53The cat is a paid actor reason
08:56238 why cats are better than babies is because once you're done
09:02Kissing them you can just
09:05Drop them on the floor make a pose
09:09Hey
09:25I
09:38Don't think you'll be eating anything with whipped cream on it from now on
09:56How far you can throw it
10:18Bro is enjoying a free water park
10:25Oh
10:51At least she got the attendance points, right
10:55I
11:26I
11:34Welcome to Europe a toilet is a toilet
11:56You
12:14Hey in his defense the picture will last longer I stopped to get you flowers
12:19okay, but instead I got you a picture of flowers because
12:23So here's the picture of the flowers
12:26Okay
12:28Happy Mother's Day. First of all, I
12:31Didn't get them because they were
12:34$75 what?
12:37$75 those just some roses and some sunflowers. So you got a picture of flowers
12:53Oh
13:01This is a new emotion from the movie inside out its anger mixed with shame
13:23I
13:34I'm trying to see my arm. Did you see this? There's a mosquito bite. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I do
13:41It hurts and it's like really big. You see like it looks like a different arm is fine
13:45So I was trying to see what it looks like. Yeah
13:48The
13:51Most accurate portrayal of a night shift worker versus day shift. Hey britches
13:57Hey ladies
14:00Hey doughnuts. Oh
14:04Another rough night that nice shift got you down boy. Oh, yeah
14:11This guy he's ready for some casserole
14:18Oh
14:48You
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