00:00what up y'all we back again this is top things ever since Hawk Tua the world has
00:19never been the same
00:30all beer connoisseurs understand that every drop matters
01:00oh we've been waiting for this big wave let's see how it looks
01:09oh I like it man it's good size I mean I like it a lot
01:28oh wow it turns on too that's crazy yeah it's a flashlight this is a flashlight
01:34yeah
01:39thank you
01:50all he has to do is color his nipples white and he can enter any building
01:58hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
02:28hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
02:58hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
03:28Oh, this is just, uh, right into your pocket, it's fine.
03:36Thanks! Aww, so sweet. Thanks.
03:40This is a happy 30th birthday.
04:04Love is contagious, but so are gag reflexes.
04:10That people don't know this, but in Texas, we got some dolphins in fresh water.
04:20That people don't know this, but in Texas, we got some dolphins in fresh water.
04:32I'm just kidding, it's my dad.
04:40Could she have been trying to activate her force fields?
05:10How he managed to survive until this age is truly amazing.
05:24POV, when you have to buy a contraption to put your dog in so he doesn't bite you when cutting his nails.
05:40Hahaha, Oh my God, I cant breathe, I thought he was going to cut your nails.
05:58He look, he literally looks like a little, he's like a prop in our kitchen.
06:06How I run through my house at night after offing the lights before the demons can get me.
06:36Joy and laughter that comes at the expense of others keeps the world going round.
07:06A genius marketer will have whatever quality of product flying off the shelves.
07:31As you can see, people are lining up for our new double-decker pizza.
07:34Your favorite classics are now decked out to the max with cheese on top and gooey, stretchy, melting cheese below.
07:40Grab yours today at your local Pizza Hut with the hot skull you covered.
07:43Oh, sir, sir, you dropped some.
07:47You dropped my heart because you're looking good, baby.
07:50Yes, damn.
07:53Oh, wait.
07:56Are you ready for me? Here I come.
08:21Watch this, kids. Only streak in the game. Only streak.
08:34Got it.
08:35You didn't get the initial reaction you wanted, so you have to try again.
08:52OK, go. Ready?
09:05OK, what are you going to do?
09:10The leading cause of breakups and divorces is poor communication.
09:41Why my sausage is screaming.
09:49What are you doing?
09:51Whoever gets the last laugh in the end wins.
10:20I don't want to do it, though.
10:39Now I imagine it looks like when you're held hostage in the jungle by a monkey.
11:04No, no, no, no.
11:16Good morning.
11:26Apparently, the head massager is meant to relieve stress and reduce tension.
11:31But how much of that is actually true?
11:46Which is why I was looking at the wall.
12:05When they finally divorce, guess who's the lucky guy to take the blame for it?
12:17You know what's funny?
12:28You didn't fall asleep around me then?
12:30You're watching a movie.
12:32That was you, isn't it, baby?
12:35The couch is smoking.
12:48I've got my flies on, too.
12:57Shit, shit, shit.
13:01That is.
13:08It's not the snakes in the garden he should be worried about, but the snake holding the phone that tricks him.
13:15Which one's no good?
13:25Hey, babe, don't freak out.
13:27There's a snake behind you.
13:29I'm not kidding.
13:31Babe, I'm not.
13:33It's literally right over here at the gate.
13:35I just seen it sneak up at the gate.
13:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:08My
14:38Like what you see?
14:50You're gonna love what we have next.
14:51Before you go, don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe, and we'll see you guys
14:56again on the next one.
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