00:00:00Oh slinky kitty slinky kitty slinky kitty coming down the stairs
00:00:30Look at her. She's staring at my shirt. She thinks there's a dog in my shirt.
00:00:53Oh my god, this is not happening.
00:01:23She's staring at my teeth.
00:01:30Look at her.
00:01:35She's looking for a little bit.
00:01:42Hello?
00:01:59I don't know.
00:02:29I don't know.
00:02:59You go.
00:03:03I just want to know if you want it.
00:03:20I can't wait!
00:03:26Look!
00:03:29Emi, stay. Sit.
00:03:34Emi, stop.
00:03:49Keep your paws closed or you're going to get off them.
00:03:59Oh, oh, oh!
00:04:01You can't clap.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:10Oh!
00:04:12Oh!
00:04:17Oh!
00:04:19Oh!
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:22Oh!
00:04:23Oh!
00:04:25Oh!
00:04:26Oh!
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:29Alexis Rotam.
00:04:30Ahh!
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:53He's on the side of the road.
00:04:55I'm going to get killed for sure.
00:04:59Oh no! It's a hole! Oh my gosh!
00:05:02I can't take you off.
00:05:04Hot diggity dog.
00:05:15Aria, what did you do?
00:05:18What did you do?
00:05:21Oh, you did this to yourself.
00:05:25What did you do?
00:05:30She's happy for me.
00:05:32She's happy for me.
00:05:34Look, she's happy.
00:05:48Ow!
00:05:55Good catch, buddy.
00:05:57I am happy for you.
00:05:59I'm happy for you.
00:06:00I'm happy for you.
00:06:02I'm going to tell you, I'm not a kid.
00:06:21Can you talk to me?
00:06:25Yeah, I'm not a kid.
00:06:27um excuse me excuse me george george
00:06:57Are you okay?
00:07:11Are you okay?
00:07:20I thank you!
00:07:27I love you!
00:07:29I love you!
00:07:31I love you!
00:07:33I love you!
00:07:35It's just a petuniii!
00:07:39I love you!
00:07:41I love you!
00:07:43I love you!
00:07:49And only a petuniii!
00:07:53I love you!
00:08:05I can't stand it!
00:08:11I love you!
00:08:14Papa's gonna buy you some creepy fingers
00:08:20Get out!
00:08:21Don't go out!
00:08:22Get out!
00:08:23Get out!
00:08:24Get out!
00:08:25His hand is tight.
00:08:41What do we want?
00:08:42Head scratches!
00:08:43When do we want them?
00:08:44Meow!
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46Meow!
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48Meow!
00:08:59You're a bitch!
00:09:00Hey, hey, hey!
00:09:01Relax!
00:09:02Relax!
00:09:03Relax!
00:09:04Relax!
00:09:05Relax!
00:09:06Relax!
00:09:07Relax!
00:09:08Relax!
00:09:09Relax!
00:09:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, relax, relax, relax.
00:09:40Hi, Joanna.
00:09:50Yuki nicht so doll mit dem Berderich.
00:09:52Yuki hat er nicht gemacht, oder?
00:09:55Don't bite me.
00:09:58Why'd you bite me? Don't do it.
00:10:00Don't do it.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:40The cat is more interested in the broomstick than the mouse.
00:10:44You've evolved to do one thing and you're just like, now you're just petting it.
00:10:49Now you're petting the mouse.
00:10:58Ow!
00:11:10What the f**k?
00:11:25What the f**k?
00:11:28Are you a lesbian?
00:11:45I'm so proud of you.
00:11:50So, here's our second cat.
00:11:54Hey, wait.
00:11:56What the f**k?
00:11:58I'm so proud of you.
00:12:12Why are you being naughty?
00:12:15Sliding down the stairs.
00:12:18Doesn't have any hit.
00:12:22Ha!
00:12:24Ha!
00:12:25Ha!
00:12:29Ha!
00:12:30Ha!
00:12:31Ha!
00:12:32Ha!
00:12:32Ha!
00:12:33Ha!
00:12:33Ha!
00:12:34Ha!
00:12:34Ha!
00:12:35Ha!
00:12:35I'm not gonna lose
00:12:37AY!
00:12:38I'm not gonna lose
00:12:39Hey, my dad's room, you're here
00:12:42Hey, look, he's not... Hey, you're not crazy
00:12:45Hey, I'm not going to lose
00:12:48Hey, I'm not going to lose
00:12:53Ha ha ha ha
00:12:55Ha ha ha ha
00:12:57Ha ha ha
00:12:59Ha ha ha
00:13:01Ha ha ha
00:13:03Ha ha ha
00:13:05Look at all the catnip
00:13:07Was it you?
00:13:13Let go
00:13:15Let go
00:13:17Let go
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:49I guess you don't have to drive after all.
00:14:19You want you to scratch his butt?
00:14:46No, not like that, Sophia!
00:14:49If you want to go outside, you have to wave!
00:15:00You have to wave!
00:15:07You have to wave!
00:15:17You have to wave!
00:15:28You have to wave!
00:15:38Ow!
00:15:48You have to wave!
00:15:59Ew!
00:16:00He's trying to...
00:16:06You have to wave!
00:16:16You have to wave!
00:16:27You have to wave!
00:16:37You have to wave!
00:16:44Be nice, I'm finding it!
00:16:48You have to wave!
00:16:59You have to wave!
00:17:10You have to wave!
00:17:20You have to wave!
00:17:22You have to wave!
00:17:33You have to wave!
00:17:34You have to wave!
00:17:35You have to wave!
00:17:46You have to wave!
00:17:57You have to wave!
00:18:00You have to wave!
00:18:10You have to wave!
00:18:12You have to wave!
00:18:23You have to wave!
00:18:24You have to wave!
00:18:36You have to wave!
00:18:37You have to wave!
00:18:38Look!
00:18:38You have to wave!
00:18:39You have to wave!
00:18:43Hey, look, it's been just...
00:18:50Oh, no!
00:18:51Oh, no! I...
00:18:55Oh, I did not have shown you that.
00:18:59Why did you get out of here?
00:19:03This is what happened to you.
00:19:13Here you go.
00:19:19So it's Michael.
00:19:23We'll get started.
00:19:27We'll get started.
00:19:31We'll get started.
00:19:35We'll get started.
00:23:06Come on, let's go somewhere else.
00:23:38Oh, no!
00:23:39Oh!
00:23:40Are you pet cat?
00:23:50Pet cat.
00:23:52Pet cat.
00:23:53Good job!
00:23:55Pet cat.
00:23:56Oh, you love cat.
00:23:57Yeah!
00:24:01Ah!
00:24:03Ha!
00:24:04Fuck!
00:24:05No, no, no, no!
00:24:09Go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:16Go, go, go.
00:24:36Meow.
00:24:39I love you.
00:25:09Hi, how you doing?
00:25:39Hi, how you doing?
00:25:55Hi, how you doing?
00:26:03Hi, how you doing?
00:26:13Hi, how you doing?
00:26:19Hi, how you doing?
00:26:29Hi, how you doing?
00:26:35Hi, how you doing?
00:26:51Hi, how you doing?
00:26:57Hi, how you doing?
00:27:09Hi, how you doing?
00:27:13So, we're having breakfast together.
00:27:39I made him one little scrambled egg and I'm having myself some Kodiak protein pancakes
00:27:47with maple syrup and yeah.
00:27:49Hey, poppin' like I post too.
00:27:55Watch out for the people that ain't close too.
00:27:57Speak a little something you can toast too.
00:27:59I ain't tryna hip out what you won't do.
00:28:03Now I'm lyin' on the cold hard ground.
00:28:05Oh!
00:28:07Oh!
00:28:09Troubled, troubled, troubled!
00:28:11Hi!
00:28:21Oh no!
00:28:23Oh no!
00:28:25Oh no!
00:28:27Oh no!
00:28:29Oh no!
00:28:31Oh no!
00:28:33Oh no!
00:28:49What do you mean?
00:28:51Oh no!
00:28:53Oh no!
00:28:55Oh no!
00:28:57Oh no!
00:28:59What do you need?
00:29:07You need to be tucked in?
00:29:14Thank god we're almost done here because she's really starting to turn up.
00:29:18And why is she hanging there? I'm not your prey.
00:29:20You are not a predator. You are my child. Calm down.
00:29:29I'm not a predator.
00:29:33I'm not a predator.
00:29:35I'm not a predator.
00:29:37And the other one.
00:29:40The darkness.
00:29:43I'm not a predator.
00:29:47I'm not a predator.
00:29:49I don't know if it's a predator.
00:31:29Stay in my arms.
00:31:31It's okay.
00:31:33Stay in my arms.
00:31:35You're gonna be okay.
00:31:37Just go in the back.
00:31:39Stay here with me.
00:31:41No, no, no.
00:31:51Stop.
00:31:53Oh, he figured out what's causing it to not open.
00:31:57Bye.
00:31:59Bye.
00:32:01Bye.
00:32:03Bye.
00:32:05Bye.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:19Bye.
00:32:21Bye.
00:32:23Bye.
00:32:25Bye.
00:32:27Bye.
00:32:29Bye.
00:32:31Bye.
00:32:33Bye.
00:32:35Bye.
00:32:37Bye.
00:32:39Bye.
00:32:41Bye.
00:32:43Bye.
00:32:45Bye.
00:32:47Bye.
00:32:49Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:55Bye.
00:32:57Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:03Bye.
00:33:05Bye.
00:33:07Bye.
00:33:09Bye.
00:33:11Bye.
00:33:12Bye.
00:33:13Bye.
00:33:14Bye.
00:33:15Bye.
00:33:16Bye.
00:33:17Bye.
00:33:18Bye.
00:33:19Bye.
00:33:20Bye.
00:33:21Bye.
00:33:22Bye.
00:33:23Bye.
00:33:24Bye.
00:33:25Bye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:27Bye.
00:33:28Bye.
00:33:29Bye.
00:33:30Bye.
00:33:31Bye.
00:33:32Bye.
00:33:33Bye.
00:33:34Bye.
00:33:35Bye.
00:33:36Bye.
00:33:37Bye.
00:33:38Bye.
00:33:39Bye.
00:33:40Bye.
00:33:41Oh, oh, oh, pull, pull, pull, pull.
00:34:01Pull.
00:34:03Pull.
00:34:05Yes.
00:34:07Yes.
00:34:16Give me num nums.
00:34:19Give me num nums.
00:34:22Give me num nums.
00:34:37I have a nice sprinkler on here.
00:35:00I have a nice sprinkler on here.
00:35:09Oh, you're mental.
00:35:12No, it's okay.
00:35:16It's okay, baby.
00:35:19I know, baby.
00:35:21I know, baby.
00:35:23I know whose tail it is.
00:35:38Hey.
00:35:40Oh, f**k.
00:35:53F**k.
00:35:54F**k.
00:35:55F**k.
00:35:56Ha.
00:35:57F**k.
00:36:05F**k.
00:36:09F**k.
00:36:15She's got to take her money, bud.
00:36:39Get it.
00:36:45She's got to take her money, she's got to take her money, she's got to take her money.
00:37:15She's got to take her money, she's got to take her money, she's got to take her money.
00:37:30Come here, kitty.
00:37:32Oh, you're jumping back in, huh?
00:37:35It's cold, Mushu.
00:37:39Oh, f**k!
00:37:42You got to give him a bath now.
00:37:49Oh, yeah?
00:37:51Yeah, it's going to get softer if you come this way.
00:38:03Go ahead.
00:38:04Go ahead.
00:38:05Yeah, yeah.
00:38:06Get off her, you big dummy.
00:38:11Get off her, you big dummy.
00:38:36It's me!
00:38:37It's me!
00:38:38Oh!
00:38:39Oh!
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41It's me.
00:38:42Yeah.
00:38:43Yeah.
00:38:44I'm going to get home.
00:38:46Oh!
00:38:47Oh!
00:38:48Oh!
00:38:49Oh!
00:38:50Oh!
00:38:51Oh!
00:38:52Oh!
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54Oh!
00:38:55Oh!
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:57Oh, oh!
00:38:58Oh!
00:38:59Oh, oh, oh!
00:39:02Oh, oh, oh!
00:39:03Oh, oh!
00:39:06Oh!
00:39:07Aw, uh, oh!
00:39:09You've got to see, NATS in the garden,
00:39:10let's go here,
00:39:11police officers,
00:39:13police officers in the garden.
00:39:16Oh, my dear.
00:39:48You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:40:18You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:40:25You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:40:31You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:40:38You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:40:44You saying hi to whoever's in the camera?
00:41:06I love you.
00:43:36Are you kidding me?
00:43:51Oh my god.
00:44:25Okay?
00:44:29Okay?
00:44:31Okay?
00:44:33Okay?
00:44:35Okay?
00:44:37Alright.
00:44:39Okay?
00:44:41Okay?
00:44:43Okay?
00:44:45Okay?
00:44:47Okay?
00:44:49Okay?
00:44:51Okay?
00:44:53Okay?
00:44:55Okay?
00:45:03Okay?
00:45:05Okay?
00:45:07Okay?
00:45:09Okay?
00:45:17Okay?
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:21Okay?
00:46:53Meow, meow, meow, meow.
00:47:05We go home?
00:47:07Oh, he is just not going.
00:47:10Come on.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:16We go home, Ethan.
00:47:17We go home.
00:47:47Malcolm, be gentle, be good to your sister.
00:49:17I'm chillin' with this cat cause I'm cat-sittin', dude.
00:49:38I find it very fittin' that I'm into cat-sittin'.
00:49:43Either cat or a kitten, you can find me cat-sittin'.
00:49:47So we just moved into a brand new apartment.
00:49:50We've got one cat who's in the closet in the second bedroom over there.
00:49:54The other one lost all its brain cells, I guess.
00:50:01Is he gonna take it or is he gonna wait till I say leave?
00:50:16Leave.
00:50:17Whatever.
00:50:18I don't think she'd be.
00:50:21I don't think she'd be.
00:50:23I don't think she'd be.
00:50:25I don't think she'd be.
00:50:27I don't think she'd be.
00:50:28I don't think she'd be.
00:50:29Just joking.
00:50:30Never gonna be.
00:50:31Never gonna be.
00:50:32No, I don't think she'd be.
00:50:34No, I'm joking.
00:50:37No, joke, joke.
00:51:07No, joke, joke, joke, joke.
00:51:37No, joke, joke, joke.
00:52:07No, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
00:52:36I'll be gonna make it boots boots are you gonna make a cat a glow you know any
00:52:49Two floors oh
00:53:19Oh
00:53:25Oh
00:53:30I'm too bad
00:53:49how in the world can people not like cats like look at this look at him he's adorable
00:54:08Oh my god Milo are you okay
00:54:38so
00:55:08You were right. How can you not vote? I am just apologizing.
00:55:38Maa, Maa, maa, maa, maa, maa, maa.
00:55:53Your face go home and come back.
00:55:58Took your hands a little bit and back to my hand.
00:56:04Wahai, haha!
00:56:38This is my cat Gus, and every time I go to get my walker and go for a walk, he runs
00:57:04and he jumps up on the seat because he wants to go for a little ride.
00:57:09So, here I am.
00:57:12I'm taking my little sweet Gus for a little ride.
00:57:17Oh, Darla.
00:57:19Andrew, who's that?
00:57:22Who's that?
00:57:23Oh, hi, baby.
00:57:25How you doing, baby?
00:57:26Who's that, Dad?
00:57:30Yes, yes, my sweet baby girl.
00:57:33What is it?
00:57:34Oh, my goodness.
00:57:35What is it?
00:57:37What do you see?
00:57:39Good job.
00:57:40What's in there?
00:57:41Take the wrapping off of it for us.
00:57:43She just flooded the floor.
00:58:06Calypso, what are you doing, honey?
00:58:16Hello, Pussy.
00:58:17Good, Pussy.
00:58:19Good.
00:58:20Daddy came.
00:58:21Daddy came.
00:58:22Daddy came.
00:58:23Daddy came.
00:58:25Yes, yes.
00:58:26Daddy came.
00:58:41I'm a guy.
00:58:42Come on.
00:58:43I'm a guy.
00:58:43That's the thing.
00:58:44Daddy came.
00:58:45I'm a girl.
00:58:45I'm a woman.
00:58:46Daddy came.
00:58:48I'm a woman.
00:58:48Daddy came.
00:58:49Daddy came.
00:58:49Somebody came.
00:58:50Hey.
00:58:50Daddy came.
00:58:51I'm a woman.
00:58:52Daddy came.
00:58:52Hey.
00:58:53Daddy came.
00:58:54And now let's go.
00:58:55Daddy saw you.
00:58:55Hold
00:58:57Hold
00:58:59Hold
00:59:01Hold
00:59:03Hold
00:59:05Hold
00:59:07Okay, this is not okay?
00:59:09Thank you!
00:59:25Hold
00:59:31Are you serious?
00:59:35My poor plant
00:59:45Why have you got your leg in the air?
00:59:47Why have you got your leg in the air?
00:59:49What's this doing here?
00:59:51Why are you doing this?
00:59:53Do you even know?
00:59:57There we go
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