00:00Hi, I'm Lia Katev, and I'm playing
00:02Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
00:05Lessons I've learned from being in Love Island
00:10is however I think I'm gonna do,
00:11it ends up being the opposite.
00:13I don't even know why I got invited here,
00:15but we're here, so let's f***ing do it.
00:17Bring him out.
00:18I'm ready.
00:20♪♪
00:25I think this is the Kendall Jenner Erwan smoothie,
00:29but I will say I have not tried this one
00:33before ever in my life, so I could f*** this up bad.
00:36And this looks like it's from Jamba Juice.
00:38Okay, here we go.
00:44It's giving Jamba Juice, you guys.
00:46Not, no hate, no shade.
00:47I love Jamba.
00:51It's mango-y-ish peach.
00:54All of the above, not sure.
00:56Okay.
01:00This tastes good.
01:02If this is the Kendall Jenner one she popped off.
01:07I think this is more expensive.
01:08Are you kidding me? Look at this.
01:10Look at these two compared to each other.
01:12Do I even have to say words?
01:13This has the little coconut cream that Erwan does.
01:16I see coconut crisps on top.
01:19It's everything.
01:20This is good. I'm gonna save this.
01:22I'm gonna leave with this.
01:23♪♪
01:25Yeah! I knew it!
01:28I knew it!
01:29Okay, let's actually save this for me,
01:30because it's good.
01:31But I love Erwan.
01:32Shout out, Erwan.
01:33Super Calabasas of me, I know.
01:40We have water bottles in front of me.
01:42This one is a bit triggering-looking, but.
01:48This one looks like it would be more expensive
01:50if I could open it.
01:51I don't think I can.
01:54Oh, I'm giving it a handy.
01:55Okay.
01:58Hmm.
02:01I want to say this one's more expensive,
02:03but I feel like it's gonna be this one.
02:07I'm gonna say 10.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Hmm.
02:14I think this one might be more expensive.
02:17I do.
02:18Okay, final answer.
02:19I'm probably wrong,
02:20but I do think this one is.
02:25Okay.
02:26I'm f***ing up.
02:27I had one right.
02:28See, a humble queen, yeah.
02:29I know that's right.
02:31I do have my water bottle from the villa.
02:32My sister keeps saying we need to put it
02:34in one of those plexiglass things and frame it.
02:36And I'm like, every time I see it, I'm like, ugh.
02:39I have a bodily reaction.
02:41It's stuffed away in a corner.
02:42My mom put a towel over it.
02:51We have lip gloss, and it's tinted.
02:54And I don't like tinted lip gloss.
02:57So I'm dreading putting it on, but I will for you guys.
03:02Okay, based off of just the bottles,
03:06I want to say, you guys are foul.
03:08You want me to put on red lips gloss right now?
03:11Okay, from the bottle, I want to say
03:14that this is the more expensive one.
03:18Let me play around.
03:22I already know I'm gonna be wrong.
03:24Might as well just say the red.
03:26I do, I think it's the red.
03:28I think it's the red.
03:30It feels nice.
03:32Look at the way it just comes off.
03:33This one is like, okay, she's spreading.
03:35She's happy to be here.
03:37I don't know, I do think it's the red.
03:39I do.
03:43Finally, come back, let's go.
03:46Okay, to be honest, I thought this one
03:48was gonna be more like a lipstick-y type vibe,
03:51but it wasn't when I swatched it.
03:52I do like a tinted moment.
03:54I love like a dark brown tinted gloss, love that.
03:57I slept with it.
03:58It was always stuffed right here in my bathing suit.
04:01They would have to like pry that shit out my hand.
04:03We were like going back and forth with it.
04:05Like.
04:12I think we have something I like.
04:17Is this vodka?
04:17Nevermind, I don't like it anymore.
04:21I think we have vodka.
04:22Also though, disclaimer, I can't tell good alcohol
04:26from bad alcohol.
04:27Whatever is in front of me will get drank.
04:29I don't care if it's Hornitos or Clasé Azul.
04:32It's getting thrown back regardless.
04:42Hell, it tastes like hell.
04:43That's bad.
04:44My mouth's watering.
04:52Oh, that was even worse.
04:56Oh, it's burning.
04:57Solely because this is more disgusting and potent,
04:59I'm gonna say that's the more expensive one.
05:04Hey!
05:08Yeah, you know me.
05:09The cast and I went to Universal together.
05:12Kendall and I were just sitting by the bar,
05:14just like throwing shots back.
05:16We're sitting down drinking.
05:17We're just talking about everything.
05:19He's so funny though.
05:20He's still talking like he's in the villa.
05:22He's like, yeah, I'm thinking about pulling like,
05:23blah for a shot.
05:24And I'm like, you don't have mics on.
05:27Like, just be like, yeah, I wanna talk to that bitch.
05:29No, I'm just kidding.
05:36So you guys are not slick.
05:39Very funny, guys.
05:40From visual right now,
05:42this one looks like it wants to be the expensive one,
05:44but it's not actually.
05:46You know when you go to those fancy restaurants
05:48and they have like one leaf on the plate
05:50and it's like $100, that's what this is giving.
05:54And this one's giving like,
05:55you're gonna get a bang for your buck.
05:57The bread's not feeling, it's feeling a bit,
05:59she's not toasted.
06:01This one's doing a bit too much for me.
06:08It has balsamic vinaigrette.
06:10Yeah.
06:11This is good.
06:12This is good.
06:13I wanna keep this too.
06:16That sounded like I'm cutting into a brick.
06:21This is also not a good day to have one nail missing
06:24and I'm not flipping you off, but whoops.
06:26Napta.
06:27Okay, here we go.
06:28She's looking a bit brown as well.
06:31I do say so myself.
06:37No.
06:39This is the more expensive one.
06:41And if this is it, no, no.
06:43This was good.
06:45This is not.
06:48I don't believe that, but okay.
06:51No, I'm not sick of avocado toast.
06:52I like avocado toast.
06:53I just don't think we eat it as much
06:55as everyone thinks we do.
06:56Like, I swear you guys,
06:57like when Serena threw the plate at Cordell,
07:01I literally was just like this.
07:03Proud mom moment.
07:04That's my girl.
07:05Get that shit out of here.
07:06Love you though, Cordell, but get that shit out of here.
07:08And why the was Rob with you?
07:17Helmet for horseback riding.
07:21Very important.
07:22Let's always be safe when we are riding our horses.
07:23I don't care if you think you look stupid.
07:26This one looks a bit, I'm drunk from that one sip.
07:28No, I'm just kidding.
07:30This one looks familiar.
07:32I feel like just all based off of looking,
07:33like I have this helmet.
07:36I love this helmet.
07:42See, they both have insulation.
07:44This one has a thing.
07:45This one, a little visor moves.
07:47I do think I have this helmet,
07:48but my helmet's not that expensive.
07:51So I'm like, is she more expensive?
07:51But this is just calling my name to say it's more expensive.
07:55I'm not going to lie,
07:55even though I think this one might be more expensive,
07:58unfortunately.
08:02No, I think this one's more expensive.
08:05I do.
08:05Final answer.
08:08It's wrong.
08:09Really?
08:10This one feels like you're going to break your neck.
08:13I am a humble queen.
08:14I have the cheaper helmet.
08:16Look at me.
08:17My horse only has like two saddle pads as well.
08:19I love this helmet.
08:21I have three horses.
08:22I am so excited for Miguel to meet all my animals.
08:24I know he's excited to meet the pigs as well.
08:26He was saying he's never horseback rode before.
08:30So I'm really excited to show him.
08:32And I ride English and he's my little London boy.
08:35So we'll have fun.
08:42The ghost of Rob's past.
08:45Cosmo, I had a great day with you,
08:47but our journey has come to an end.
08:49No, I'm just kidding.
08:51Okay. Yeah.
08:52You guys are super foul, but overalls.
08:55Now, why is this for me?
08:57I'm not sure.
08:58I did touch Rob's overalls a lot, clearly.
09:02You didn't want me to?
09:03No, I'm just kidding.
09:04I think these are the exact overalls.
09:05You guys want to know a funny story?
09:06My sister and my best friend,
09:08when they were going to pick me up from the airport,
09:11they were going to wear overalls as a joke,
09:14but my parents said, don't do it.
09:18You don't know how she's going to react.
09:19She's probably traumatized.
09:21They said these were like $35 on Amazon.
09:24And just by touching them,
09:26I want to say this is the more expensive one.
09:29This fabric just feels a lot thicker.
09:31Plus it has like fleece on the inside.
09:34This one's just kind of like a thin little number.
09:37And I don't know.
09:40I do think this one, this one just feels very like sturdy.
09:44I think this is.
09:48Yeah.
09:51All right, get these away.
09:53Do I wake up and like want a man in overalls?
09:56Like not necessarily,
09:57but I also wasn't like some of the other people
09:59that were like, what the is he wearing?
10:01Like, it's just, it was very him.
10:03Like it was very like on brand.
10:11Vlog clips.
10:12I didn't know that everyone loved these
10:15until like yesterday, saying the Lia claw clip.
10:18Guys, come on, be for real.
10:21The claw clip was a savior
10:23because my hair was frizzing so bad in Fiji,
10:27no matter what I put in it,
10:29no matter what I did to it, nothing was helping it.
10:32So at that point I was like,
10:33these people, f*** it, whatever.
10:35Yeah, it's gonna look like I don't brush my hair.
10:37Like I would find like a random one on the floor
10:40and just take it and use it.
10:42This one feels a lot more sturdy.
10:44This one feels like I could just like snap it.
10:46It literally just feels like, I don't know,
10:49the way that it's moving feels very not smooth, I guess.
10:53This one like goes in and out so like easily, quickly.
10:57Can I have this?
10:59I like this one.
11:02Step it away.
11:04I think this is the more expensive one.
11:06I'm very proud of myself.
11:08I am still the Calabasas queen.
11:12Thank you guys so much for watching me play
11:15Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
11:18Be sure to check out Love Island USA season six,
11:21now streaming on Peacock
11:23and watch me embarrass myself all season long.
11:26Love you all.
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