00:00I installed 1,000 mods in Minecraft.
00:03I went on the internet and I just started downloading mod after mod after mod after mod after mod.
00:08So, starting now, boys, track your deaths.
00:12Whoever dies the most in this video has to go to Walmart and buy 100 Barbies.
00:17What?!
00:17What?
00:18What are we doing with 100 Barbies?
00:19Or should I say, what is Chandler doing?
00:21So we all have zero deaths right now.
00:23Hi, I can't hear you guys and I'm getting hit from stuff I can't see.
00:26I died already.
00:27Alright, Carl has one death.
00:28I have a shadow gem.
00:30What's this?
00:31And we have a block of bones compass.
00:33What does that do?
00:34No idea.
00:37Okay.
00:38I have slowness and soul fray.
00:40I died again.
00:41Good job!
00:41Looks like I'm getting Barbies.
00:43Oh, no!
00:44Dude, this is such an old version of Minecraft.
00:46Half these mods wouldn't work on new Minecraft, so we had to downgrade.
00:50Alright, I got wood, boys.
00:51How? What?
00:52Where are you guys?
00:52I died again.
00:55I died again!
00:56I'm gonna add one more rule.
00:57For every diamond you find, that replaces one death.
01:00That way we have an objective.
01:02Oh, they froze me.
01:02What the?
01:03This mob just froze me.
01:04Are you guys really not dying?
01:06I died.
01:07I literally got one hit.
01:08I just died my fifth time.
01:09One death.
01:12Two deaths.
01:13Alright.
01:14They're spawn trapping me, is what it's looking like.
01:16Okay, catch up, dude.
01:17I'm dead five times now.
01:18Why do we start with only three hunger?
01:21And even weirder, why is two of our hunger blue?
01:23Yeah, I don't really understand.
01:25When I say I installed random mods, I mean it.
01:27Oh, guys, I found a flying zebra.
01:31Stop!
01:33Oh, my lanta.
01:35Wait, how are you guys surviving?
01:36I've died seven times now.
01:38I got lucky and got off.
01:39Oh, you guys got off the island?
01:41Yeah.
01:41Yeah, I ran away.
01:42What the heck?
01:43I didn't know you could just leave the island.
01:45I've died seven times.
01:48Yo, this pig is attacking me.
01:51Oh my god, the pig!
01:53How many deaths is that, Chandler?
01:54Five.
01:55But like, that was the only way I was going to get off.
01:57Chandler's catching up.
01:58I'm at seven deaths.
01:59Well, I got away from the island now.
02:00Now, I'm not dying all the time.
02:02Is that a frog?
02:03Yo, frogs!
02:06Why is there so many demons?
02:08No, watch, it makes a noise.
02:12What is that?
02:13I'm on the other side of hell.
02:15Jimmy, come over here.
02:17Oh my god, that tree.
02:18Look at this tree.
02:20Chandler, look at the pyramid on top of the mountain.
02:24How do I get over there?
02:25Why did that spawn there?
02:26Oh my god, that tree.
02:29Yeah, you see it?
02:30Yeah, and I'm like forever away.
02:32Let's make a tree house.
02:33Did we just install a mod that just makes giant 5,000 feet trees?
02:38Did someone spend time coding that?
02:41Yeah, I was about to say the guy was making it was like tree, but bigger.
02:45Boo!
02:46Yo, I was slain by a cow!
02:48Yeah, a pig bit me and I died.
02:52That doesn't count.
02:54Oh, that counts.
02:55Oh, I'm counting it.
02:56How does that count?
02:57What?
02:58I'm back in the hole, the hole of death.
03:00I'm getting killed by something invisible.
03:03I can't even see.
03:04Chandler, I'm looking at a creeper Beyblade over here.
03:08I'm trapped.
03:09All right, well, I died again.
03:10Jimmy, is that four?
03:11Yeah, four deaths.
03:12Whoa, tree people!
03:13Chandler, tree people!
03:15Hurry, get over here!
03:17Oh my god, what the hell?
03:18Chandler, save me!
03:20There's tree people!
03:21Chandler, I'm begging you.
03:22I'm begging you to kill them.
03:23I can't sprint.
03:24I have no food.
03:25Marle!
03:25Ah!
03:26I can't control!
03:27Ah!
03:28No!
03:28Put him in the oil!
03:29Be gone!
03:30I'm sorry, planet.
03:32Oh, I died!
03:33Oh my gosh, Chandler!
03:34How did it kill me?
03:35You were sitting there.
03:36I killed him.
03:37I hate this world.
03:39The zombies are shooting at me.
03:41Bro, he's just busting at me.
03:43Ostrich!
03:45Ostrich!
03:46Wait, there's an ostrich?
03:47Yes.
03:47Chandler, there's an ostrich.
03:49Chandler, come to me on the mini-map.
03:50There's an ostrich.
03:51Why is there so many beams of light from spawn?
03:54I don't understand.
03:54That's where we all died.
03:55Those are our death marks.
03:56Oh.
03:59All right, Carl.
04:00I've died eight times.
04:01Eight times?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Don't go back to spawn.
04:04It's horrible.
04:05What the heck is this?
04:06Chandler, I'm going to kill the ostrich.
04:08Oh!
04:09Look at that!
04:12It's a scorpion that poops out scorpions.
04:15Who's hitting me?
04:16Oh gosh, I need food.
04:17Carl, it's death!
04:19Ah!
04:19Carl, it's death!
04:20Oh my god!
04:21I literally danced the Grim Reaper!
04:26Death killed me.
04:26All right, now that I have full health,
04:28I'm going to see if I get killed by a cow again.
04:31All right.
04:31Oh, they're all aggroing.
04:33All right, no, no, no, no.
04:34All right, all right, I'm terrified.
04:35Oh, I fell in a hole.
04:35I fell in a hole.
04:36I fell in a hole.
04:37All right, let's all shoot.
04:39Listen here, cows.
04:40Jimmy, I'm coming!
04:42Ah!
04:43Oh my god!
04:45Dude, I can't even tell where I'm going.
04:47Oh!
04:50I am, my screen is dizzy, and I'm being chased by cows.
04:54I don't know how more terrifying it can get.
04:56I've died eight times now, officially.
04:58Back up.
04:59Oh yeah, that's right.
05:00Die, you stupid cow.
05:03Oh!
05:05I've died nine times now.
05:07I'm stuck in the spawn.
05:08I have a feeling.
05:09Come on, Carl.
05:10You can do it.
05:11Minecraft girl, it's not safe out here.
05:13Go inside.
05:14Oh, oh, she didn't go inside
05:16because there was an ogre in her house.
05:18I'm coming, I'm coming.
05:19Shrek was living in Minecraft girl's house.
05:21Oh my gosh.
05:22What is Shrek doing here?
05:23Her name is girlfriend.
05:24Really?
05:25Let's give her name.
05:26Jessica.
05:28Jessica, thank you so much for letting us in your home.
05:30It's scary out there.
05:31We were going to die, Jessica.
05:33Oh, there's another Minecraft girl over there.
05:35There's Minecraft girls everywhere, Carl.
05:36I'm going to be honest.
05:37I already have a girlfriend.
05:38Damn it.
05:39Did you hear that?
05:42What the heck was that?
05:43All right, no.
05:44Well, here, we need to ration our food better.
05:45We need furnaces.
05:46All right, we're screwing up Minecraft girl's home.
05:49Jimmy, watch out.
05:50Oh, there's a scorpion.
05:51I'm terrified.
05:52Somebody else needs to die.
05:54Because right now, I'm the one that's buying Barbie dolls.
05:56I need food, boys.
05:58We need more wood as furnaces, then.
06:00All right, screw it.
06:00I'll just go out.
06:02What the hell is that?
06:03Jim, they're back inside.
06:04Jim, they're back inside.
06:05I'm inside.
06:06No, no, Carl, Carl, look out the front door.
06:08Look out the front door.
06:08I'm looking.
06:09That's why I closed.
06:10No, look at that three-legged thing.
06:12Look at it.
06:13What is that?
06:14Carl, I have a plan.
06:15Okay.
06:16Okay.
06:16Here's my plan.
06:17Yes.
06:17You run one way, and I run the other.
06:19Okay.
06:20I don't know about this plan, Jimmy.
06:21Go for it.
06:22Take it.
06:22Take them all.
06:23Ah!
06:24Everyone's chasing me.
06:25How am I supposed to fight killer cows
06:27while being chased by a three-legged demon?
06:29Oh my gosh.
06:30Yo, what is this castle over here?
06:32Yeah, the pyramid that's on top of a hill.
06:34Ha ha ha.
06:35Dude, there's so many cows over here.
06:36I can get you guys food for days.
06:38Ah!
06:38Get me out of the map!
06:40No!
06:40Oh my gosh.
06:41Did you go near the pyramid?
06:43No.
06:43There's literally a skeleton with a shotgun.
06:46A shotgun?
06:47Oh my gosh.
06:47Sand blocks just popped out of...
06:49What?
06:50A sand block just grew legs and started running at me.
06:53Ha ha ha.
06:54What is that?
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh my gosh.
06:59I hit the Minecraft girl mega load.
07:02There's so many Minecraft girls.
07:04Ha ha ha.
07:06One's swimming in a bikini.
07:08Really?
07:10What?
07:11My new objective.
07:12Kill every Minecraft girlfriend I find.
07:14What is that behemoth of a monster?
07:17Are you talking about the thing running at me?
07:18Yeah.
07:19I call it dog scorpion.
07:20Oh my gosh.
07:21It is a dog scorpion.
07:22Dude, it's growling at me.
07:24Look at the middle of the house for a second.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Hi.
07:27Hi.
07:28Carl, stop grabbing all the food.
07:30Oh, he's catching on.
07:32You need to be a level 12 hunter.
07:34I swear we are living in Hunter x Hunter.
07:36So that thing could just attack us and we don't...
07:38We can't do anything about it.
07:39I'm taking on the big...
07:41Oh, oh, good job, Chandler.
07:42All right, come on.
07:42Let's go over here.
07:43Let's go.
07:45What are those...
07:46What?
07:46Sheep.
07:47Are those reapers?
07:48Look on the hill.
07:49Oh my gosh.
07:49Are we taking out a bunch of reapers?
07:51Yeah.
07:51You guys enjoy that.
07:52Oh, it's darkness.
07:54Oh my gosh.
07:55All right, I'm dead.
07:56Yo, they don't have any knock...
07:57Like, you can't knock...
07:59What?
08:00Chandler, I'm coming in to save you.
08:01Oh.
08:02Oh, did he?
08:03Got him, got him.
08:03There we go.
08:04Okay.
08:04What is this?
08:05What is this?
08:05How did you guys survive?
08:06It's bloodlust.
08:07Wait, did you die, Carl?
08:08Yes.
08:09Oh, the pigs are attacking me.
08:11Oh, oh, oh.
08:13Frick, I died to pigs.
08:15Currently, I have the least deaths,
08:17so I don't have to worry about buying barbies,
08:19but Chandler, at this rate,
08:21you're gonna have to buy a hundred barbies.
08:22Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:23What's the score?
08:23You have 15 deaths.
08:24Carl has 11.
08:25I have six.
08:26And also, we only have five minutes left.
08:28Whoa, that's convenient, huh?
08:30Sorry, sorry.
08:31Raise your hand if you have a diamond sword.
08:32I don't recall...
08:33Oh!
08:34Dude, this guy has a Tommy gun.
08:36Leave me alone!
08:40Oh.
08:40Raise your hand if you lost a diamond sword.
08:42Okay.
08:44All right.
08:44Hey, you have 11 now, Carl?
08:45Oh, Reaper, Reaper.
08:46I have 12 now.
08:47How many do you have, Chandler?
08:48Oh, you have 15.
08:48Okay, good.
08:49Okay, I got this in the bag.
08:50I just gotta get out of the spawn.
08:52Okay.
08:53Let's just get a whole herd of whatever these things are.
08:56This is what Australia is.
08:57This is how I picture Australia
08:59with all their disgustingly scary monsters.
09:01Yo!
09:02There's Andreas the Child.
09:04Look at him.
09:05What is that?
09:06I just got excited to see...
09:07Oh!
09:08Shotgun!
09:09Shotgun skeleton!
09:10Shotgun skeleton!
09:12Shotgun skeleton!
09:13Hey, Chandler, look.
09:15I'm breaking in.
09:15I think we did your dad's house.
09:18Chandler, smash that window!
09:23Oh!
09:25Please die.
09:25Yes!
09:27All right.
09:28Two minutes left, Carl.
09:29I have 13 deaths.
09:30Oh, come on.
09:32Wait, hold up.
09:32This is a bad spawn.
09:33Why can I not get out?
09:36Oh, my God!
09:38Jimmy, is it a legitimate strat to Stanley you died screen?
09:41Nope.
09:42You have to spawn in.
09:43Oh, I died.
09:43I'm at 14.
09:45We have one minute left, Carl.
09:47I'm at 14.
09:47What are you at, Chandler?
09:4815.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50I'm getting hit from nothing.
09:52I hate this spawn.
09:53All my homies hate this spawn.
09:55Wait, Carl, did you die again?
09:56No, not yet.
09:57Okay.
09:58Not yet, but I am getting close.
10:0028.
10:0127.
10:02Oh, my gosh.
10:02I'm not gonna make it.
10:03Am I gonna die?
10:0522.
10:05Oh, it got me to half health.
10:0620.
10:0819.
10:09Wait, I think I might have found diamond.
10:11Hold on.
10:1216.
10:13Wait a minute, wait a minute.
10:1415.
10:15I literally can't even run.
10:16I can't even run.
10:1713.
10:1812.
10:1910.
10:2111.
10:21It's tied.
10:2210.
10:22It's tied.
10:239.
10:258.
10:26No!
10:276.
10:295.
10:314.
10:31You're counting mighty slow.
10:323.
10:342.
10:361.
10:37Time is up.
10:39Nope, I'm not doing it.
10:41All right.
10:41Oh, my mama, I'm not doing it.
10:43Chandler ended with 16 deaths, Carl ended with 15,
10:46and I ended with 10.
10:47Let's go buy some Barbies.
10:49Yes!
10:50That's ridiculous.
10:51I know.
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