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00:00I'm about to work this $10 million job
00:03as a professional athlete.
00:04And I'm going to show you the difference between this
00:06and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut.
00:10This is insane.
00:11Getting paid $100,000 to dig up real dinosaur bones.
00:15Oh my god.
00:16And so many other jobs, starting with the lowest paying job
00:19I could find, gold panning.
00:20That can make as little as $1 a year.
00:23But we're going to make millions.
00:24Statistically not.
00:26Basically, gold panners put dirt in this mechanism.
00:28And with enough shaking and water, all of the gold
00:31is filtered out to the bottom.
00:32But it's not very easy.
00:34Because after five hours of searching,
00:36I was definitely not rich.
00:38Oh boy, I found gold.
00:40No!
00:40How much is that little nugget worth?
00:42That is $0.02.
00:44Exactly my point.
00:45You could do this for a whole year and only make $1.
00:47But luckily for us, we're going to be working jobs that pay
00:50over $10 million per year.
00:52But first, let's see what it's like to work
00:54a job that pays $100,000 per year.
00:56Digging up dinosaur bones for a museum.
01:00And yes, these are fake, because they're all dead.
01:03So this is just one of our pits.
01:04Are these actually dinosaur bones?
01:06They are.
01:06I've been here 17 years.
01:08This is easily the largest bone that I've
01:10ever worked on in my career.
01:11This is your thigh bone right here.
01:13And it's over four feet tall.
01:14For comparison, here's that dinosaur
01:16next to six corals stacked on top of each other.
01:19Keep in mind, I'm 6' 5".
01:22These are mini jackhammers, essentially.
01:23How you doing it?
01:24He has no idea what he's doing.
01:26No idea.
01:27Now, this may come as a surprise,
01:28but we are god-awful at this.
01:31Whoops.
01:31Be careful.
01:32It took us five hours to make any progress whatsoever.
01:35But even with us holding him back,
01:37with the help of the expert, we were getting somewhere.
01:39This is easily the largest bone that I've
01:41ever worked on in my career.
01:42And you let me and Carl touch that?
01:44Absolutely.
01:44What if we messed it up?
01:47Josh, how much does this weigh?
01:48Probably going to be 250.
01:49Pounds?
01:50Yep.
01:50This is 1 10th the weight of Nolan's mom.
01:52Oh!
01:53Wow.
01:54Now, because this bone is so ancient,
01:56we have to cover it in a cast before we pick it up,
01:59or else it could literally break in half.
02:01Let's hope it doesn't fall apart when we lift it.
02:031, 2, 3.
02:06Oh, you scared me.
02:07My way, baby!
02:08Good job.
02:09This is the first time any humans
02:10have ever carried this bone.
02:11Just YouTubers carrying a dinosaur bone.
02:15Front of the table.
02:171, 2, 3.
02:19Watch your head.
02:21And believe it or not, this dinosaur bone
02:23did find its way into a museum.
02:25But because museums are boring, let's head over
02:27to the $200,000 job, astronaut training with NASA.
02:31And my first mission, learn to drive the official lunar rover.
02:35This is what will one day be on the moon.
02:37Yeah, this is how we're going to get
02:38around the surface of the moon.
02:39Why are they letting me drive this?
02:40Open the door!
02:44How do I work this thing?
02:45Push forward on the stick.
02:46Right now?
02:46Yeah.
02:47Go for it.
02:47Push forward.
02:48Whoa!
02:49Don't kill us.
02:50I'm scared.
02:50You're good.
02:51Oh, this is amazing.
02:52Go ahead.
02:53Twist.
02:54To the right?
02:54To the right or left.
02:55I don't care.
02:56Oh my god, there are cars.
02:57Is this street legal?
02:59Street legal around here.
03:01Oh, this is amazing.
03:02Are we driving sideways?
03:03I haven't figured out how to straighten it yet.
03:05And even though I'm driving like I'm actually drunk,
03:07I still managed to get us to NASA's lunar training yard,
03:10where the real test is going to be.
03:11Oh, we're off-roading.
03:12Oh god.
03:13Oh, this is getting bumpy.
03:14You're going to let me drive it down this hill?
03:16Is there seat belts in this thing?
03:18There's a seat belt we don't use right there.
03:20Yeah, they've got seat belts they don't use.
03:22That's helpful.
03:23That's way too steep.
03:24Oh, no way.
03:24Are we really going down?
03:25Can I get that seat belt now?
03:27Oh my god.
03:28Wait, we're going down the hill sideways.
03:30No, no, no.
03:31Lift your hand so they can see I'm driving.
03:34He's actually letting me.
03:35I'll get up and let Nick drive.
03:36No, no, no.
03:37Sit there.
03:37No.
03:38Go sideways in the crater?
03:39Sure.
03:39Hold me, Carl.
03:41Hold me.
03:42Landon, I'm just going to say it.
03:43You wouldn't survive on the moon.
03:44Ah, I reckon I could do it.
03:45Next in training, NASA showed me around their enormous space
03:48facility.
03:49Holy crap.
03:50This is the second largest pool on Earth.
03:52Which I'll be honest, it just felt
03:54like they were flexing on me, especially when they showed me
03:57the space suit.
03:57As far as anybody's concerned, once you try on a space suit,
03:59you're an astronaut.
04:00But of course, there was a catch.
04:01When you go on a spacewalk, you have to wear a diaper?
04:03You're in the suit for 12 hours.
04:05Wow.
04:06There you go.
04:06Like an actual, real adult diaper, OK.
04:08So be careful.
04:09This is a space artifact.
04:10It's flown on the space shuttle several times.
04:12So real astronauts have worn this?
04:14Yes.
04:14Keep in mind, that astronaut peed in this.
04:16Have you peed in this suit?
04:17Not in this suit, no.
04:18OK.
04:193, 2, 1.
04:23When's the next mission?
04:25What are you doing a year from now?
04:28I can make time.
04:29OK.
04:29OK.
04:30And the final step of my training
04:31was the craziest thing I've ever done.
04:33They were going to let me touch the moon.
04:36No, no, lean back into it because it weighs 9,000 pounds.
04:38This weighs 9,000 pounds?
04:42This is the largest selection of moon rocks
04:44on display anywhere in the world.
04:45I can't believe they're letting us do this.
04:47You realize we're just a YouTube channel.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Oh my god.
04:51This is just straight up on the moon.
04:53What are the odds you'll let me touch the genesis rock?
04:55Zero.
04:56Yesterday, we dug up a dinosaur fossil.
04:57So I'm an expert in this kind of stuff.
04:59Can I touch it?
05:00No.
05:00I tried.
05:01This material here is actually lunar soil.
05:04No way, bro.
05:05You're actually touching the moon right now.
05:07Oh, that's wild.
05:08So that tube has dirt from the moon
05:10and has not been opened since it came back.
05:12And since you haven't checked in theory,
05:14there could be an alien.
05:15Yes.
05:15Well, it would be the first from the moon.
05:17Wait.
05:17From the moon?
05:18And after we found out aliens were totally real,
05:21we headed to the stratosphere for our next job,
05:23where Carl and Nolan are going to fly a plane.
05:25I've never flown a plane before.
05:27We have no idea what we're doing.
05:28Welcome to the first day of flight training.
05:30I'm not joking.
05:31For the boys to somehow fly a real plane,
05:34all they have to do is land one time in this flight simulator.
05:37All right.
05:37Here we have our throttle.
05:38Pulling it back makes it go slower, just like that.
05:40Oh!
05:41Oh my god.
05:41And after Nolan crashed, and crashed, and crashed.
05:46You crashed the plane?
05:48He eventually did land successfully,
05:50which, for whatever reason, gave him
05:51the keys to fly this real plane.
05:54Yo, I'm freaking out.
05:55Hey, if you can't do this, Nolan, please, for the love of God,
05:57let them know now.
05:58Oh!
05:59Oh my god.
06:00I'm going to fly a plane.
06:01Oh my god.
06:02Here we go.
06:02You ready to go?
06:03As ready as I'll ever be.
06:04Full throttle.
06:05Approaching 60.
06:07Kind of wobbly, but now just pulled back a little bit.
06:10We're taking off.
06:11Hey.
06:11Oh my god!
06:13Your life is in my hands!
06:14He is literally controlling this entire thing.
06:16Yes, he is, all by himself.
06:18Everyone else has never caused a crash, right?
06:21Uh, well.
06:22Watch this.
06:23I'm going to turn right.
06:24No.
06:24Turn right!
06:25Oh!
06:26Oh my god!
06:27We're sideways!
06:28I can't believe that I'm controlling this thing.
06:30Look, no hands!
06:31Stop!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh, sweet Jesus!
06:33You moron!
06:34I'm going to burn you!
06:36All right, we're going to go over there in a minute.
06:38We're going to go back and land.
06:39Oh my god, I forgot.
06:40That's the one thing that's always a challenge for people.
06:42All right, I'm descending.
06:44My mental health is descending also.
06:45This is the part I crashed in every time in the simulator.
06:48Oh god.
06:49Ah!
06:49We're going to land right there on top of that runway.
06:52Oh my god!
06:53We were too close, right?
06:55Oh!
06:56Keep it pointed right down the middle.
06:57Oh my god.
06:58Easy.
07:00Keep your hands on the throttle.
07:03You're going to wait for it.
07:05Just breathe.
07:09Here we go.
07:12We touched ground.
07:13You did it, man.
07:14I landed a plane.
07:16Oh my god.
07:17He said I couldn't do it, but we're still here.
07:19You didn't kill me.
07:20I was genuinely surprised that the job that pays $1 million
07:23a year is hand modeling.
07:25But only if you're one of the highest paid hand
07:27models in the world.
07:28She makes five times the average salary of a doctor
07:30by letting people take photos of her hands.
07:33And her resume is stacked.
07:34She's hand modeled for almost any brand
07:36you've ever heard of.
07:37Her hands are even insured for $1 million per hand.
07:41I can't wait to see this in action.
07:42So to start us off, she examined our hands.
07:44I didn't know that today was going to be the day
07:46that I'd find new insecurities.
07:48OK, so immediately I can see the nails need work.
07:50Of course.
07:51Agreed.
07:51These hands suck.
07:52OK.
07:52Look how much hair is here compared to Carl's.
07:54Can I get paid more for that?
07:56The skin texture might be better here with these two.
08:00Can you change me?
08:01I don't know if I can work miracles,
08:02but I haven't seen your hands yet, Jimmy.
08:05Your hands, like, glow.
08:06That's crazy.
08:07Why are your hands so glossy?
08:08I don't know.
08:09Are my finger structures good?
08:11Yeah.
08:11No, they're very good, actually.
08:13But again, we've got cuticle issues, skin issues here.
08:15But that can all be fixed.
08:16Our hands clearly needed work, so we
08:18had to prepare them to shoot, which
08:20was pretty easy for me and Carl.
08:21But for laser, not so much.
08:24Oh, god.
08:24Bro, you can make a rug out of all that hair.
08:27This hair's been with me my whole life.
08:28Wow, you got to do what you got to do
08:30if you want to make $1 million.
08:31And now that my hands are no longer disgusting,
08:33we're going to model for an actual magazine.
08:35And these photos are literally going
08:36to be shown on billboards all across America
08:38to promote these watches.
08:39That's petrifying.
08:40Yeah, no.
08:41No pressure.
08:43OK.
08:43I mean, the watch looks good.
08:45I honestly thought this was going to be easy.
08:47But we were actually horrible at this.
08:49It looks like the watch is on a snake.
08:52Bro, this is so hard.
08:54Can I see the difference with you doing it?
08:56Oh.
08:57What?
08:58Unreal.
08:58The product looks better because her hand
09:00doesn't shake as much.
09:01But being a hand model isn't all about wearing nice watches.
09:04Sometimes you have to model weird things.
09:06Why are you squirming?
09:07Because I see a man holding a snake off camera.
09:10Breathe, Carl.
09:11Breathe.
09:12Put your other hand out here and kind of support his head.
09:14Yeah, of course.
09:15One final thing I need to throw in the mix
09:17is Immortals of Avium, the sponsor of this video.
09:19Just hold that right there.
09:20OK, perfect.
09:21Now he's modeling the watch, a snake, and this game.
09:24Yo, look at that.
09:25That looks crazy.
09:26Immortals of Avium is a first-person magic shooter
09:29where you play as a battle mage named Jack
09:31trying to save the world, Carl.
09:32Can he save me?
09:34This time, I need you to model the Xbox version
09:36of the game with the scorpion.
09:37No way.
09:39You want to grab between there and here.
09:41Is this actually safe for the animal?
09:43Yes, perfect, perfect.
09:44Get it, get it.
09:44Go, go.
09:45Talk, talk.
09:45And go.
09:46And talk about the game.
09:47You can sling 25 different types of magic spells
09:49and unlock 80 different talents to customize your character
09:51to suit your play style.
09:52Carl, you think Immortals of Avium
09:54are going to love that photo?
09:55Immortals of Avium, I hope you love this.
09:56Just hold the scary animals, and then
09:58we get to join the NFL for our final job.
10:00The people who created Immortals of Avium
10:02also helped make the award-winning campaigns
10:04of Halo, Call of Duty, and Dead Space.
10:07We love those campaigns.
10:09Oh, it's moving.
10:10And the coolest thing is, they put me in the game as a boss.
10:13And if you kill me in the game, you
10:14get more gold than any other boss the game gives you.
10:17Oh.
10:18I got you.
10:18I got you.
10:19Just don't look.
10:20Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:21Immortals of Avium is out now with a free trial on Xbox
10:23as well as PS5.
10:25And there's a free demo available on Steam.
10:27I feel it under me.
10:28It's under my hand.
10:29We were doing such a bad job that we
10:31had the hand model step in to ensure the sponsor would
10:33approve of the photos.
10:34Click the link in the description
10:36to play Immortals of Avium right now.
10:38I'm retiring as a hand model.
10:39And even though our photos weren't great,
10:40we still got them on billboards all across the country.
10:43And now, it's finally time for the job that
10:45pays $10 million per year.
10:48That's right.
10:49I'm about to literally join the NFL.
10:52This is literally my dream.
10:53And if you think this is all fake,
10:55here I am signing a real contract
10:57to become a literal player for the Buccaneers worth $10
11:00million.
11:01It might say we're not going to pay it,
11:03but it at least says that dollar amount.
11:04No, no.
11:05Focus on the dollar amount.
11:06And now it's official.
11:07Congratulations.
11:08So for the next 48 hours, I'm officially a player.
11:10You are officially a player.
11:11I promise I won't let you down.
11:13I promise he will let you down.
11:14By the end of my contract, I'm going
11:16to be running out with the team on the field
11:18in front of 60,000 fans.
11:20The first step is weight training.
11:21That might be too light.
11:22Let's go up.
11:23Let's go up.
11:23Easy.
11:24I don't actually think they're paying me the $10 million.
11:26Am I seeing struggle?
11:27Are you a winner?
11:28Or are you a falcon?
11:29Easy!
11:31Yeah!
11:31I've noticed they yell at you a lot
11:33when you're an NFL player.
11:34Can you set it to whatever the strongest
11:35player in your team does?
11:36I'm going to see if I can do one.
11:40He can do 12 of these?
11:41Holy crap.
11:42He's not a normal human.
11:44I would hate to be hit by him.
11:45One more.
11:46Four.
11:46Four.
11:47Four.
11:47Four.
11:48Easy.
11:48Come on.
11:49Woo!
11:51Why is the NFL so hard?
11:53How does this compare to their typical workouts?
11:55Pretty pathetic.
11:56Hopefully the lightheadedness goes away.
11:58It will.
11:58You get used to it.
11:59OK.
11:59Up next was my first practice at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
12:02training facility.
12:03So naturally, I met my coach.
12:05Mr. B.
12:05How's it going?
12:06How you doing, sir?
12:07Good.
12:07And my new teammates.
12:08Good to meet you, man.
12:09My name's Shep.
12:10My kids love you.
12:11I love you.
12:12Oh, really?
12:12The candy bars, the Carl gummies.
12:16And my new teammates couldn't believe
12:18I actually signed with the team.
12:19So I showed them my contract to prove it.
12:21Is this the same one you guys signed?
12:23I think you got more money than me, though.
12:24I ain't kidding.
12:25But if you read, it says, unless canceled in 48 hours,
12:28we're still going to cancel.
12:29Y'all look at the parentheses for sure.
12:30Hey, you're official.
12:31Welcome to the club.
12:32I know.
12:33My new teammates over here.
12:34These guys make us look like children.
12:36They're so big.
12:37Look at the size comparison.
12:39I'll be honest.
12:40I've never played football before.
12:41So they threw me on as kicker, which I was terrible at.
12:45Mr. Beast, we need you out.
12:46And we got to get ready for tomorrow.
12:48You're right.
12:48You're right.
12:49You're right.
12:49I'll keep eating.
12:50And since I've never played quarterback before either,
12:53I just threw one up as far as I could.
12:55Oh!
12:57That's touchdown.
12:58In case you didn't know, the team I just joined
13:00is the same team Tom Brady won the Super Bowl with.
13:02So I thought it'd be funny to surprise him.
13:04Oh, we got him.
13:05Tom.
13:06Oh, I almost got hit.
13:07TB, what's up, baby?
13:08What's up, TB?
13:09What's up, bro?
13:11I have a friend here who might literally die of happiness
13:14if you say hi to him.
13:15You can't do this to me.
13:16You can't do this to me.
13:18Oh, I'm dead.
13:20I'm dead.
13:20After that, our practice just devolved into shenanigans.
13:23Ah!
13:24Little man.
13:25Oh!
13:26Tariq!
13:27Too small.
13:28Yeah.
13:28You can go back to filming.
13:29All right, guys.
13:30I'll see y'all.
13:31Some people still had some questions
13:32about my two-day contract.
13:34So afterwards, the Bucks set up a press conference for me.
13:36We obviously have a big game.
13:37I'm expecting very serious questions on it.
13:39Is this just a publicity stunt?
13:41Why are you really here?
13:42To make the best video possible.
13:43Yes, it's a publicity stunt.
13:45I clearly am not an NFL player.
13:46Jimmy, how does it feel being on a new team?
13:48It feels great.
13:49To be honest, they've accepted me way more than I thought.
13:52How much playing time are you expecting?
13:54None.
13:54And after explaining over and over again
13:56that it's just a stunt, I went to go get measured.
13:596'4 and a half.
14:006'4 and a half?
14:01Carl, you're 6'5.
14:02I'm 6'5.
14:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:05These measurements are key so that my gear and my uniform
14:07are all custom fitted.
14:09This actually looks so good.
14:11There we go.
14:11And now that I'm suited up, it's time for the official game day.
14:14I still don't know why they're letting me do this,
14:16but hey, thanks, Bucks.
14:18Are you surprised they let me join the team?
14:20Yeah.
14:20That's my first football I've ever signed.
14:22Jimmy's about to come out any second now.
14:24They say if you get up by 100, I can play a play.
14:26Do me a favor and get up super high.
14:29It's his first game and probably his last.
14:32Definitely his last.
14:33How is this happening?
14:35I'm screaming.
14:36Jimmy!
14:37I'm screaming.
14:38Oh!
14:40And since this is the only NFL game I'll ever be a part of,
14:43the team actually let me lead them out the tunnel.
14:45Let's go, boys!
14:46Let's go!
14:47Yeah!
14:48Let's go!
14:49Yeah!
14:50Jimmy!
14:51That's our friend!
14:53Woo!
14:54Let's not get run over by the players.
14:56Yeah!
14:58Is this the best day of your life?
15:00This is the best day of my life, Jimmy.
15:02I love you.
15:03We're getting passed by the players.
15:04Jimmy's an NFL player.
15:06How's it going?
15:07Let's go, Bucks!
15:08I won't let you guys down, even though I probably won't get played, though.
15:11I love America.
15:12That's a big play.
15:13America.
15:14Let's play football!
15:16Yeah!
15:18Huge shout-out to the Buccaneers for making me an official NFL player.
15:21It's honestly a good thing I didn't play because if they hit me,
15:23I probably would have died.
15:25And I thought it was all over there until the Falcons made fun of me on Twitter.
15:28So in retaliation, I'm going to nuke their stadium.
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