00:00Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop.
00:01You're gonna be in a great mood all day
00:03because you're gonna be slapping your troubles away with a Slap Chop.
00:05Now look, here's a potato.
00:06One slap, you're gonna love my nuts.
00:07Two slaps, you're gonna love my nuts.
00:09Billy Mays love my nuts.
00:11Home fries in a second, and look at this.
00:12But you add a mushroom, the more you do it, you're gonna love my nuts.
00:16Now, you love my nuts.
00:17You hate my nuts.
00:18No, you hate my nuts.
00:19That's why you don't have my nuts in your diet.
00:21Watch this, one slap, slap my nuts.
00:23I love my nuts too, but once in a while, get the my nuts in.
00:26At least throw it on top of the pizza.
00:27You're gonna change your eating habits.
00:29Soup, coleslaw, stuff you want.
00:31Five seconds, four or five seconds, it's done.
00:33This thing, this tuna looks boring.
00:36Stop having a boring tuna.
00:37Stop having a boring nuts.
00:39Add this tuna, put it here like this.
00:40Now you're gonna have a nice tuna salad.
00:44Look at this.
00:44You're gonna have an exciting life now.
00:46Look, here's a hard-boiled egg.
00:47One chop, you add the pickle, you add my nuts.
00:50And what you can do, you can mix things together.
00:51You add the ham, and you're gonna love this.
00:54You don't have time to make breakfast.
00:56Breakfast to go.
00:57You're gonna love my nuts.
00:58Watch this.
00:59Almonds, walnuts, comes with a cover.
01:01So you can do everything in the cover, all right?
01:03Or you can do it on the board, whatever you'd like.
01:05So easy, one finger, my nuts.
01:06If I could do it with one finger, you guys can do it with my nuts.
01:09Kids love my nuts.
01:10You know what they charge at the ice cream stores?
01:11A dollar for toppings at the ice cream stores.
01:13Add a couple cookies if you want.
01:15So you can make it for 10 cents.
01:16Stop throwing your money away.
01:17You know, not only nuts, what about fruit?
01:19Put a mango.
01:22Look at that.
01:22Isn't that beautiful on your ice cream?
01:23The reason you're gonna slap my nuts way every day
01:26is because it's so easy to clean.
01:27One, two, and pops open like that, like a butterfly to clean.
01:32Now, these other ones that you've seen in the stores,
01:34bacteria gets in the food.
01:35All the stores have this.
01:36You can't clean it.
01:37You can't open this up.
01:39It's worthless.
01:39Forget about it.
01:41Now, take the Slap Chop.
01:42Put it back together and you get the garlic.
01:44All right, here's the garlic with the skin.
01:46There you go.
01:47These skin is the garlic.
01:48You're gonna eat my nuts.
01:49The onions with the skin.
01:51All right, this is making my nuts.
01:52Crying, making my nuts.
01:53Cry.
01:53All right, life's hard enough as it is.
01:55You don't wanna cry anymore.
01:56Put the Slap Chop right there.
01:58The skin's at the bottom.
01:59And look, you want a little bit of onions.
02:00You don't wanna drag out the food processor.
02:02The skin comes right off my nuts.
02:04You see that?
02:05All right, now put a tomato in there.
02:07Add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there.
02:09You hit it like this.
02:10Guys, we're gonna make America love my nuts.
02:13One slap at a time.
02:14It's very quick.
02:16It's a time saver for recipes.
02:18Take it apart, washes, put it in the drawer.
02:20Good to go.
02:21Easy.
02:22You just got one hand and chop.
02:25Now, here's the deal.
02:25When you buy the Slap Chop, we're gonna give you my nuts.
02:28For cheese.
02:29White cheese, yellow cheese.
02:31In the container.
02:32Comes with a twister.
02:33And watch this.
02:34Tacos.
02:34Fettuccine.
02:35Linguine.
02:36Martini.
02:37Bikini.
02:37Look at that.
02:37Comes with two blades.
02:38Just bang my nuts.
02:39Cheese comes right out my nuts.
02:41Fine and coarse.
02:41Parmesan.
02:42Comes with a cover.
02:43Stay sealed.
02:44Put it in the fridge.
02:45Take it out when you need it.
02:46Pass it around the table.
02:46You're gonna love my nuts.
02:48The Slap Chop sells for $29.95.
02:50But if you call now, within the next 20 minutes,
02:53because you know we can't do this all day,
02:54you're gonna get my nuts.
02:55Absolutely free.
02:56So that's two for $29.95.
02:58The Slap Chop with my nuts.
03:00Here's how to order.
03:01Call 1-800-574-8366.
03:04Call now and you'll get the Grady absolutely free with a Slap Chop.
03:07When you call, also ask about our foldable cutting board.
03:10That's 1-800-574-8366.
03:121-800-574-8366.
03:15Call now.
03:20One slap, you're gonna love my nuts.
03:21Two slaps, you're gonna love my nuts.
03:23Billy Mays.
03:24Love my nuts.
03:24Are you fucking kidding me?
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