The Man with a Thousand Faces Ep. 13

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Because of experiencing awkward situations, a man is several times mistaken for other people, more often than not the famous ones. Now he must explain himself to a judge as he is arrested for impersonation.

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00:00I'm at your service, sir.

00:07I suppose it was the smell of kebabs cooking that lured you here.

00:10Where the heck have you been?

00:12I was in prison, sir.

00:14Didn't you get the news?

00:15Yes, I heard you were fool enough to get yourself into trouble.

00:19So I suppose they released you?

00:20Oh, sir.

00:21I escaped from the hospital.

00:23I was numb for a few days.

00:24Then I heard it's the wedding of the master's daughter.

00:27I came to congratulate them.

00:28All I wish is that you were dead.

00:30Why are you looking like that?

00:31What are you wearing?

00:32What's wrong with it, sir?

00:33It's the best outfit.

00:37This is for you.

00:38Well, nobody's getting in here without an official invitation card.

00:41Go stay outside and see what's going on.

00:43Go on.

00:44Go on.

00:45As I told you, they're looking for me, sir.

00:46If I go outside, they'll arrest me in a minute.

00:48I just want to see the master for a moment, and then I'll leave.

00:51You can't.

00:52You can't get in there dressed like that.

00:54Get out.

00:55I beg you.

00:56Just for a couple of minutes.

00:57I swear I won't bother him.

00:58I just want to tell him how I got arrested.

01:00He may forgive me.

01:01Please let me.

01:02Very well, then.

01:03I'll see if I can't arrange for you to see Mr. Kozaki for a couple of seconds in a bit.

01:08Now just go and stand over there and don't talk to any of the guests.

01:11You understand?

01:12Yes, sir.

01:13Duck!

01:14What are you doing?

01:15I'll come and serve at your daughter's sixth wedding, sir.

01:17I hope God keeps your kids for you.

01:19Go and stand over there.

01:20Who let this guy come in?

01:22That way.

01:23Just go and stand over there.

01:24Sure, sir.

01:56Thank you so much.

01:57Thank you.

02:01Mr. Tafricot!

02:02Mr. Tafricot!

02:03Come here!

02:06What?

02:07Is this the groom?

02:09Of course he is.

02:10Who else could he be?

02:11Me?

02:12But he's a police officer.

02:15What?

02:26Are you sure, Teimou?

02:27I'm more than sure, sir.

02:29I will never forget his face.

02:31He is a police officer.

02:34A very tough one.

02:36What was his name?

02:37His name is Colonel.

02:38Colonel, Colonel Kafari.

02:39Colonel Kafari.

02:40He arrested me.

02:41Poor Manouche is still in the hospital because he was beaten up by him so badly.

02:51He was the police chief and he messed up all the neighborhood.

02:54No one dared to breathe.

02:55He is such a tough guy.

02:57I told him he looked suspicious as soon as I saw him.

03:00Whoever would come up and say I was paid to kill you?

03:03What would you like me to do, sir?

03:05I don't know.

03:06What can we say in front of all those guests?

03:07It'll mess up the ceremony.

03:08The more he's alive, the bigger of a threat he'll be.

03:11You make him come behind the building and I'll kill him there.

03:14Excuse me, sir, but I think it's better not to do such a thing now.

03:17Why?

03:18Well, I'm sure he has his own people to back him up.

03:19He's no doubt in contact with them.

03:21Yes, you're right.

03:22We shouldn't act on our emotions at all.

03:26I think it's probably better if we pretend not to know anything.

03:29It'd be better like that.

03:31For one thing, Mrs. Army wouldn't get upset.

03:33It's her wedding day after all.

03:35She just wants a nice day.

03:37What should we do after, sir?

03:38For example, after the ceremony, like tomorrow perhaps, the recently married groom might

03:43accidentally get killed in an automobile accident, for example.

03:47That would be better for everyone.

03:49Ask our people to keep eyes on him.

03:51Wherever he goes, someone should follow him.

03:53Do not tell anything to Azarma for now.

03:56We may never tell her anything.

03:58Taimur.

03:59Yes, sir.

04:00Take three or four of our guys to the basement.

04:02Take all the stuff that's down there to one of our storage places out of town.

04:07Sure, sir.

04:08Where have you been, daddy?

04:11I'm so stressed out.

04:12The clergyman is here.

04:14Your husband is a police officer.

04:16Sweetie.

04:17His name is Colonel Kafari.

04:18He's an intruder.

04:19Is that right, daddy?

04:20Unfortunately, yes.

04:21Give me your machine gun.

04:22I'm going to kill him.

04:23After that, he'll understand what happens to an intruder husband.

04:24It's better to wait, my daughter.

04:25We'll kill him.

04:26But not now.

04:27Think about our family reputation.

04:28I don't want the reputation.

04:29I want to kill him in my wedding ceremony.

04:30Please don't do that, ma'am.

04:31What would people say?

04:32What if they think he didn't want to marry you?

04:33Just wait, sweetie.

04:34I'm going to kill him.

04:35I'm going to kill him.

04:36I'm going to kill him.

04:37I'm going to kill him.

04:38I'm going to kill him.

04:39I'm going to kill him.

04:40I'm going to kill him.

04:41I'm going to kill him.

04:42I'm going to kill him.

04:43I'm going to kill him.

04:44I'm going to kill him.

04:45I'm going to kill him.

04:46I'm going to kill him.

04:47I'm going to kill him.

04:48I'm going to kill him.

04:49I'm going to kill him.

04:50I'm going to kill him.

04:51I'm going to kill him.

04:52I'm going to kill him.

04:53I'm going to kill him.

04:54I'm going to kill him.

04:55I'm going to kill him.

04:56I'm going to kill him.

04:57I'm going to kill him.

04:58I'm going to kill him.

04:59I'm going to kill him.

05:00I'm going to kill him.

05:01I'm going to kill him.

05:02I'm going to kill him.

05:03I'm going to kill him.

05:04I'm going to kill him.

05:05I'm going to kill him.

05:06I'm going to kill him.

05:07After you get married, throw your own husband to the gorge.

05:10Such an unlucky and unfortunate person I am.

05:13He's the only one who didn't escape.

05:15And he's a police officer.

05:17Can't we just forgive him?

05:19I'll make him resign.

05:21A police officer can't be my son-in-law.

05:23Don't you understand, my dear daughter?

05:25How unfortunate I am.

05:28I told you she's in love with that guy.

05:30Stay quiet.

05:31Calm down, daughter.

05:33Just go back to your ceremony and pretend that everything is normal.

05:37He shouldn't become suspicious.

05:39I'll find you a better husband, I promise.

05:42Don't ruin our reputation in front of all these people.

05:46Go!

05:47My parents live in Germany.

05:50Yes.

05:51They would love to be here today, but it didn't happen.

05:54Yes, yes, yes.

05:56It's okay.

05:57We'll have another ceremony in Germany.

06:01Nice, nice.

06:02Nice, nice.

06:04Hello, how are you doing?

06:06I missed you a lot, you know.

06:10Yes.

06:11Where were you?

06:12Camelia was hungry.

06:13I was feeding her.

06:14Nice, nice, Camelia.

06:16Yes.

06:17Why doesn't the clergyman come?

06:20I may change my mind.

06:22Yes.

06:24You're working a lot.

06:26I came here to see you, but you're in the kitchen since the morning.

06:32Nice, nice.

06:33Thanks a lot.

06:34Please.

06:35Yes.

06:38Did you see your father's present?

06:41It was a car.

06:43Father said it has 28 airbags.

06:46I'm afraid it flies.

06:51Yes.

06:54Do you need to use the restroom?

06:57I'm just drinking since morning.

07:09Colonel Kafari, I'm Captain Mowin from the police department.

07:16Excuse me, did you say Colonel Kafari?

07:19They neglected to inform me that they sent you as an undercover officer, too.

07:23Excuse me, I don't understand.

07:25I'm sorry, but I have to inform you that your true identity has been revealed, sir.

07:30Excuse me, I don't understand.

07:32I mean, they know you're Colonel Kafari.

07:35They want to kill you, sir.

07:37They wanted to kill me.

07:38Please keep calm, Colonel.

07:39They may notice.

07:40They want to kill you, yes, but please keep them waiting as much as you can.

07:46And then, after the ceremony, come behind the building and I will help you, sir.

07:50I will.

07:51But now I have to go, sir, before they become suspicious.

07:54With your permission.

08:02I am tired.

08:05I welcome everybody here today.

08:09Miss Azama Khwazakmandian, would you give me the permission to perform your engagement with Mr. Masut Shashti,

08:17with the agreed-upon dowry, which is one mirror, one candle-holder set, and 3,000 golden coins?

08:26Can I?

08:27The bride has gone to pick flowers.

08:29I now ask for the second time.

08:32I ask the bride, Miss Azama Khwazakmandian,

08:37would you give me the permission to perform your engagement with the groom,

08:42Mr. Masut Shashti, with the agreed-upon dowry?

08:46Can I?

08:50With the permission of my dear dad, yes.

09:20Where's the groom's birth certificate?

09:30It isn't there. I'll bring it for you.

09:35Excuse me, what happened?

09:37Oh, it's nothing important. It's just you forgot to hand in your birth certificate.

09:41Birth certificate? Oh, yes.

09:44Yes, here it is.

09:48Who's Sepeh Jandaki, please?

09:51Yes, yes, yes. My official name is Sepeh Jandaki, but everyone calls me Masut Shashti.

09:59I see. And whose picture is this here?

10:04That's me. It's of 20 years ago. I still look good, don't I?

10:09Good? You still look good? Yes.

10:15Sir, if I was a bit suspicious of what Timur said, I have no doubt now.

10:19How so?

10:20The name on his birth certificate is different to what he told us. I'm sure he's undercover now.

10:25Before throwing him down the gorge, I should let him spend some time with my crocodiles.

10:42I'm sorry, I'm going to use the restroom. Are you coming too?

10:45We'll go together.

10:48Are you kidding? Together?

10:51The boss said I have to watch you.

10:55Watch me?

10:56So nobody kills you.

10:59Nobody's going to kill me in the restroom. You can keep calm and I'll take care of myself. Thank you.

11:12Please.

11:16Wait there. You can go, I'll watch him myself.

11:20But the boss ordered.

11:22Go down before I kill you.

11:26I'm sorry. Stop talking.

11:30What should I do?

11:31Shut your mouth and go upstairs.

11:33Nice, nice. Nice, nice.

11:39Please let me explain what happened. If you weren't convinced, you can kill me then.

11:44How could you play with my pure flesh?

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