The Man with a Thousand Faces Ep. 09

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Because of experiencing awkward situations, a man is several times mistaken for other people, more often than not the famous ones. Now he must explain himself to a judge as he is arrested for impersonation.

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00:00Karimi, where's he?

00:02Sir, he escaped! He's escaped!

00:05Let's go.

00:09Colonel!

00:10Yes?

00:11He escaped from here.

00:12Command to close the adjacent streets and I'll go search for him.

00:14Yes, you go ahead.

00:15Let's go!

00:17The problem was that I couldn't run away with the police uniform on.

00:24I found a set of clothes in a semi-constructed building.

00:29They were used, but I wore them.

00:34And I was just heading to Shiraz.

00:41Then another unlucky incident happened.

00:58Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

01:10Excuse me, what is going on here?

01:13It's Nikki Cafe Gallery.

01:15Oh, wow! And do you think I could go inside?

01:18Are you here in commemoration of the master?

01:21Yes!

01:22Yes, please go inside.

01:24Crying

01:54Singing

02:24Singing

02:30What's life? What's this life all about?

02:37My condolences.

02:39I wish he was here.

02:41That's true.

02:44What beautiful music you have on. It's so touching.

02:48Singing

03:01Is that him? That's himself? He's singing.

03:06I always wanted to see him in person.

03:09Wow! Wow! Wow!

03:13Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

03:18Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

03:22Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry.

03:24My condolences to you all.

03:26Now, after listening to Master Karab's poem,

03:30let us all listen to Master Ozlat.

03:34He's going to read us one of the poems by Master Teran.

03:39Master Ozlat! Master! Master Ozlat!

03:44Yes, yes, yes.

03:49Up flying

03:53Flying and singing

03:57To flying, to singing

04:02Spreading love

04:05Love of magi knights

04:08Up singing

04:11Up singing, to flying

04:14And nothing else

04:17Nothing else! Wow! Nice! Nice!

04:20Police officers are here.

04:21Officers!

04:22Don't you worry.

04:23We're doomed.

04:24They're all after me.

04:26You're doomed then.

04:28It's been a while that they're looking for me.

04:30But what can they do?

04:32They'll arrest me for a few days, then they'll have to let me go.

04:35Nice! Nice!

04:36Here, Master, some sweets to boost his energy levels.

04:39Thank you, thank you, thank you.

04:40What are they looking for? Why are they here?

04:43I don't know.

04:44They say they're looking for a runaway criminal with a police uniform, a fake colonel.

04:50We all know each other.

04:52We do not have any strangers here.

04:53No, no, we don't have any strangers here.

04:57Master?

05:00Excuse me, who are you?

05:03I... I...

05:05It's... it's a very long story.

05:09I came from another city, then lots of incidents happened.

05:13I'll tell you all about it if you want.

05:16Another city?

05:18Which city then?

05:20From Shiraz.

05:33Master Tufan?

05:36What?

05:38Oh, Master.

05:39Where have you been till now? You must be Master Tufan, right?

05:43I... I... I...

05:46Master Tufan?

05:49Yes.

06:03Master Tufan has spent most of his life in suburban areas of Shiraz.

06:13He also spent several years of total abstinence in the Dorhezar,

06:18jungles for the spiritual nourishment of his poems.

06:24The second edition of his book,

06:27Master, would you please let us all know

06:30how you could answer all of those letters that we sent to you?

06:35Why, yes, sure.

06:36I thought I should be here for the commemoration of the Master.

06:40I really wanted to be here.

06:42That is great! That is great!

06:44What happened, Che?

06:46Well, to be perfectly honest,

06:48I didn't want to be here.

06:50I didn't want to be here.

06:52I didn't want to be here.

06:54What happened, Che?

06:55Well, to be perfectly honest, Master,

06:57they thought arresting me in this situation

06:59may lead to street riots, you see,

07:01so they decided on a strategic retreat for now.

07:04They said they'll arrest me later.

07:06Nice, nice.

07:07Good, good, good. Nice.

07:08So what's up, Master?

07:09Nothing really important.

07:10Nice, nice. Such humility.

07:13Please, Master, please let us enjoy, all right?

07:16Yes, but I don't want to talk about myself in such a ceremony.

07:22Nice, nice. Bravo, bravo.

07:25Let us start reading poems in the memory of Master Terran Meme.

07:31Good. That's good, sure.

07:33Master Ocelot, would you please do us a favor

07:36and read one of your poems, if you would be so kind?

07:39The spirit of my aunt...

07:41Nice, nice, nice.

07:43...who was in my dreams all but three nights ago.

07:50Nice, nice.

07:51Oh, my heart. Oh, my body.

07:55My body.

07:56And nothing else.

07:58Nice, nice, nice, nice.

08:01Yes, yes.

08:02Nice, nice.

08:03Such beautiful scales that this poem had.

08:07It was full of beauty.

08:09Bravo, bravo.

08:11Master Bedil is one of the world's greatest literary critics.

08:15Nice, nice. Nice, nice. Nice, nice.

08:18Master Kara, please recite a poem for us.

08:22Sure, sure.

08:24But the truth really is my poem hasn't been, well, born yet.

08:31He's joking.

08:33Master, please let us enjoy your recitation tonight.

08:36Master Tufan.

08:38Well, sadly, the poetry fountain of the Master

08:40appears to have dried out for now,

08:42but we're waiting for his baby poem to be born at any time.

08:45Nice, nice, nice, nice.

08:47Nice, nice, nice.

09:03Master, please try harder. Please try harder.

09:08Please don't worry, Master.

09:10We may perform a literary C-section at last.

09:13Lovely. Nice, nice, nice.

09:15Master Shea, go ahead.

09:17With your permission, Master.

09:19Please, sure, go ahead. Nice, nice. Nice, nice, nice.

09:22Down, down with the traitor, pessy bourgeoisie.

09:26Bravo, bravo.

09:28All the slaves, unite, unite.

09:30Black people, Indians, white people, down with bourgeoisie.

09:36Down with apartheid.

09:38Bravo, bravo.

09:40In memory of Tristan Zahra, my hero.

09:44Nice, nice, nice. Nice, nice.

09:47Remember that the argument of art for art and art for ideal

09:53is ongoing between us, Master.

09:55And this argument will remain ongoing between us forever, won't it?

09:59And no, great Master Tufan.

10:04Nice, nice.

10:06Please.

10:08Bravo.

10:09Master Tufan, let us enjoy.

10:11Excuse me, are you talking with me?

10:14Nice, nice, nice, nice.

10:16What did he say?

10:18Please, will you recite one of your poems for us?

10:21I don't have any poems with me, I'm sorry.

10:24Bravo, nice, nice, nice.

10:28Master, could you please just recite one of your poems from memory?

10:32Unfortunately, I don't remember any of them.

10:36Bravo, bravo.

10:38What did he say?

10:39Master, you're kidding.

10:41You must have a note or a draft or a poetry book or something with you.

10:46You must have something with you, Master.

10:49Unfortunately, I don't have any poems with me now.

10:52Nice, nice, nice.

10:55Such a master.

10:57Please will you search and check?

10:59Sure, sure, sure.

11:01But, you know, I just...

11:13Did you have any poems with you?

11:15No, Your Honor.

11:17All that I had was the shopping list for the police station in my pocket.

11:22Shopping list for the police station?

11:25Boots for new soldiers.

11:29Bread.

11:33One gallon oil.

11:36Weapons for everyone.

11:41Interrogation room needs repair.

11:46Ten pairs of handcuffs.

11:49We have to pay the electricity bill, also the water bill.

11:57We also have to pay the gas bill.

12:00Park in your parking slot.

12:05And nothing else.

12:09That was brilliant! That was brilliant!

12:13Bravo! Fantastic! Brilliant!

12:19Thanks, Ella. Thanks, Ella.

12:21That is great! You are the best!

12:24Never in my life have I heard such a meaningful and deep poem in my life.

12:29No, no, no, no. It wasn't a poem.

12:32It was a poem.

12:34It was an armed uprising.

12:36Truly a poetic violence.

12:39Right, right, right.

12:41Nice, nice, nice.

12:43Bravo, bravo.

12:45Nice, nice, nice.

12:47The master has been brought here to save humankind.

12:51You, you're my greatest discovery.

12:55I told you, the literary renaissance will start here.

12:58You, you're my greatest discovery.

13:01I told you, the literary renaissance will start from Daru's circle.

13:05Masters, shall we go to the cave tonight?

13:08What?

13:10Our hangout and our ghetto.

13:12Nice, nice, nice.

13:15Very good.

13:17Nice, nice, nice.

13:19Nice, nice, nice.

13:30Nice, nice, nice.

13:38Are you comfortable, master?

13:40Don't you want more comfortable clothes?

13:43Well, sir, I am comfortable like this.

13:46Nice, nice, nice.

13:48Very comfortable. This ghetto is all yours.

13:50Thank you, thank you.

13:51Please, please.

13:53Do you like our cozy cave here, master?

13:55Yes, a lot. It's so great.

13:57Nice.

13:58It has an atmosphere that's kind of romantic, eh?

14:02Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

14:05I think fried eggs are a symbol of separation,

14:08while omelets are a symbol of connection.

14:11Nice, nice, nice.

14:13Why do you say so?

14:14Listen to me, masters.

14:16Look here. Egg yolks and whites are not separated.

14:21They are just nicely connected here.

14:25Yes, yes, nice, nice, nice.

14:27Yeah, it's because of the tomato.

14:30As far as I'm concerned,

14:32the tomato gives a tender love to the eggs, don't you think?

14:35Nice, nice, nice.

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