00:00What do you think, what should be done to impress girls?
00:07Is there anyone?
00:08Okay.
00:09Where have you come from brother?
00:11From Haryana.
00:12Okay.
00:13To tell you the truth Kapil sir, life is running so fast.
00:15I don't understand what girls should like.
00:17Like in earlier times, when a boy gives a look to a girl or saves her from a villain,
00:22she used to get impressed.
00:23Yes.
00:24In today's time, if a boy gives a look to a girl, she will ignore him as if he has stolen her bangles.
00:30Okay.
00:31Has this ever happened to you?
00:33No.
00:34I haven't tried.
00:35So you don't have a girlfriend?
00:37I do.
00:42How did you impress her?
00:43Like in earlier times, I used to impress her by giving her flowers.
00:46Similarly, I gave her a rose.
00:47Then she said, I want chocolate.
00:49You should have taken it.
00:50I gave it to her.
00:51Then she said, I want this.
00:52So finally, I thought of something big.
00:55I thought of taking a big bouquet.
00:57Specially, lilies flowers.
00:59Okay.
01:00I thought it would be something big.
01:01But in return, I only got a thank you.
01:05So what do you want in return?
01:08I want her to become my girlfriend.
01:09Okay.
01:10Yes.
01:11So one day, by mistake, I got a recharge of 100 rupees on her number.
01:14So as soon as I get a recharge on her number, I get a reply, I love you.
01:18I love you.
01:22So after that day, she became my girlfriend.
01:24We talk all night.
01:25Tell me the truth.
01:26How much lies and truth is there in this?
01:29You are throwing it away.
01:30No, sir.
01:33Listen to me, brother.
01:34Yes, sir.
01:35If I get a recharge of 100 rupees, I will be impressed with you.
01:37Someone gave me a recharge of 200 rupees yesterday.
01:38Yes.
01:41Okay, no problem.
01:42Everyone has their own experience.
01:44In 100 rupees.
01:46I can't believe that you got a recharge of 100 rupees.
01:49Long live women's power.
01:50Yes.
01:53Okay, what did you say, lady with flowers?
01:55I thought you got a recharge.
01:57What did you say?
01:58I said that I can't believe that you got a recharge of 100 rupees.
02:02In my case...
02:03Now the girl won't get a recharge of 100 rupees.
02:06Look, if you want to impress the girl,
02:07the girl asked, how do I look?
02:10Don't think.
02:11Say it.
02:12You look exactly like Sonakshi.
02:16Now look...
02:19He will say that you look like Sonakshi.
02:20How will the girl call him John?
02:26The thing is...
02:28And the one who has a body like Mr. John,
02:31who has a smile like Kapil,
02:32he doesn't have to try.
02:34Okay.
02:37So, do you want me to say yes?
02:39Yes, I do.
02:51What do I think of her?
02:55You can dance with me.
02:56You didn't research about me.
03:00I ruined my film because of dancing.
03:04There were two directors, Abbas and Fastan.
03:06They couldn't do it.
03:08One of them was a choreographer.
03:10I don't know how to dance, sister.
03:11Sorry.
03:25I want to say something.
03:26I want to ask, why do you make me your brother?
03:29From today, I announce that he is Jagat.
03:31Jagat.
03:38So, whoever...
03:43Sit here for a second.
03:45These are Sonakshi's side effects.
03:48I said sister.
03:49You didn't tell me your name.
03:50Disha.
03:51Disha, I want to go in this direction.
03:54It's good that you came.
03:55What do you do, Disha?
03:56I am a first year student.
03:58I am doing B.M.M.
03:59Bachelor in Mass Media.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Good confidence.
04:04Disha, tell me something.
04:05Disha, tell me something.
04:06Just like there is a Bachelor in Mass Media,
04:08there is also a Married in Mass Media.
04:13You are shy.
04:16Because I am shy.
04:20That's a good one.
04:21Disha.
04:22Disha is shy.
04:23Disha.
04:24You don't have to change your surname.
04:29Very good.
04:30Brothers and sisters have surnames too.
04:36Disha.
04:37You are right, sister.
04:38She is interfering in our love.
04:41What kind of sisters are you?
04:42First, you call yourself a brother.
04:43Second, am I a brother?
04:44You called her sister.
04:48I called her sister with love.
04:49Disha.
04:50In short, I called her sister.
04:51No, no.
04:52It was a complimentary.
04:53You didn't call her sister.
04:54You called her Afridi.
04:57You haven't left yet.
05:01You are wearing such a shirt.
05:03You are wearing such a shirt.
05:04I thought you would have worn a balabi.
05:07So, you know everything about girls.
05:09No, I don't know everything.
05:10I know a little.
05:11Let's try.
05:12Okay, please.
05:13Actually…
05:14Where have you come from?
05:15From UP.
05:16From where in UP?
05:17From Agra in UP.
05:18From Agra?
05:19Yes.
05:20When did you leave?
05:21It's been a long time.
05:23What would you like to say?
05:24What happens, Mr. Kapil?
05:25There is a lot to do.
05:26But first of all,
05:27you need to think with your mind.
05:28Okay.
05:29Because we should know
05:30which girl to impress.
05:31Right.
05:32So, for that,
05:33there is a selection process.
05:34Every beautiful girl
05:35has two best friends.
05:36One who is less beautiful than her
05:37and one who is less beautiful than her.
05:39He has good research.
05:41So, we know that
05:42the top girl is not for us.
05:45So, we don't have to try on her.
05:46We focus on the other one.
05:47Yes.
05:48We have to try on the other one.
05:49So, for that,
05:50instead of directly impressing the girl,
05:52it's better to start talking to her friends.
05:54Make her your sister.
05:55Make her your sister
05:56and start talking to her.
05:57You will get her number.
05:58What an idea, Chamku.
06:02What an idea.
06:03He has good research.
06:04What's next?
06:05What happens next is
06:06you get her number
06:07and start talking to her.
06:08Then, the most important thing
06:09to impress the girl
06:10is to take care of her.
06:11How to take care of her?
06:12How to take care of her?
06:13The first thing you should do
06:14is send her a good morning message.
06:15How else can you take care of her?
06:16Should I take out her shoes?
06:17If you take out her shoes,
06:18you won't be able to take care of her.
06:19If you take out her shoes,
06:20you will feel
06:21that she is just behind you
06:22and nothing else.
06:23If you take care of her,
06:24pamper her.
06:25Look after her.
06:26And it's very important
06:27to give her gifts.
06:28So, what gifts should you give her?
06:29You should give her
06:30designer dresses.
06:31You should give her chocolates.
06:32You should give her flowers.
06:33If the boy doesn't work,
06:34he is useless.
06:35If he is useless,
06:36then the girl will not
06:37get along with him.
06:38She will have to do something
06:39for him.
06:40Say anything.
06:41Chamku is on.
06:42I am telling you.
06:43Chamku is on.
06:44You have to become
06:45Shatrughanji these days.
06:46What's your name?
06:47Nitin.
06:48Nitin Garg.
06:49How many girlfriends do you have?
06:50He can't reveal that here.
06:51He is a big shot.
06:52He is a big shot.
06:53He is a big shot.
06:54He is a big shot.
06:55He is a big shot.
06:56He is a big shot.
06:57He is a big shot.
06:58He can't reveal that here.
06:59Why?
07:00Otherwise, there will be a fight.
07:01Oh, I see.
07:02He has done a full PhD
07:03in wooing girls.
07:04in wooing girls.
07:05You have worn
07:06a lot of threads.
07:07You have worn a lot of threads.
07:08The whole presentation
07:09is religious.
07:10You should have taken
07:11your sisters along.
07:12Because they
07:13have set the focus.
07:14I don't know
07:15why I feel like this.
07:16I don't know why I feel like this.
07:17In Agra,
07:18one Taj Mahal
07:19was made by Shahjahan.
07:20The other one
07:21will be made by him.
07:22The other one will be made by him.
07:23Nitin,
07:24it was nice meeting you.
07:27Love you.
07:28Jeevan Lohar.
07:29Yes, Jeevan.
07:30Tell me.
07:31Sir, I can't believe
07:32that I am talking
07:33in front of ma'am
07:34and sir.
07:35Then sit down.
07:36You don't believe.
07:37The world is based on belief.
07:38Do you think
07:39we are duplicates?
07:40No, sir.
07:41No, sir.
07:42It's not like that.
07:43If someone hits me
07:44from behind,
07:45I will know.
07:46Hit him.
07:47Hit him.
07:48Hit him.
07:49Hit him.
07:50Hit him more.
07:51Sir and ma'am
07:52are one and the same.
07:53If he hits you,
07:54will you survive
07:55or not?
07:56I don't know that.
07:57But
07:58I can hit him.
07:59Why are you so shocked?
08:00Why do you hit boys?
08:01Why do you hit boys?
08:02Don't you have a father at home?
08:05Have some pity.
08:06Have some mercy.
08:07At home,
08:08I only get to hear
08:09silence.
08:10What do I do now?
08:11What is your opinion
08:12in this matter?
08:13What would you like to say?
08:14My opinion is
08:15that everyone
08:16gives flowers
08:17or chocolates
08:18to impress girls.
08:19Yes.
08:20But my opinion is
08:21that
08:22a girl should
08:23tell about her sorrow
08:24and impress her.
08:26Tell everyone
08:27about your problems
08:28in life.
08:29What do you mean?
08:30Go and meet a girl
08:31and tell her
08:32that you have a broken heart.
08:36What will you say?
08:39Give us an example.
08:40No one likes you
08:41in the family.
08:42It will be better
08:43if you like me.
08:44She will say
08:45that no one likes you
08:46in the family.
08:47Why should I like you?
08:48Thank you so much for coming.
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