00:00Come on, what's the big secret?
00:02I don't want to talk about it.
00:03Oh, come on, leave him alone.
00:05It's just a Halloween costume.
00:07How bad can it be?
00:08Yeah.
00:09I lost a bet.
00:10Uh-oh.
00:11Ooh, let's hear it.
00:12Britney Spears.
00:14Wow.
00:15Could be worse.
00:16Actually, it is.
00:18How much worse?
00:19There is a twerking contest.
00:22Oh.
00:23Oh, and twerking is so much harder than it looks.
00:26How do you know?
00:27I've heard about it.
00:28I've heard about it.
00:29It's not too late to fail a COVID test.
00:31Yeah, or try witness protection.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Trust me, Sean, all these guys wore their share of embarrassing costumes over the years.
00:39Yeah, and then some.
00:41Which we don't need to discuss right now.
00:43Oh, I think we do.
00:45Why not?
00:46Let's just say cross-dressing runs in your immediate family.
00:49You know, that was a one-time thing.
00:52You were one scary little witch.
00:56You lose a bet too, Dad?
00:57No.
00:58Please tell me there's pictures.
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:01Which will never see the light of day, thank you.
01:03And check with me after dinner.
01:06Okay.
01:07I seem to remember a Wonder Woman costume that never saw the light of day.
01:12That was so wrong.
01:13Yeah, you showed so much skin, Mom wouldn't let you leave the house in it.
01:16Exactly.
01:17Sounds scandalous.
01:18Grandpa threw a sheet over my head, and I had to go as the Statue of Liberty.
01:23You're welcome.
01:25Jamie?
01:27No comment.
01:28Oh, no.
01:29Jamie put wheels on his R2-D2 costume and flew right down the driveway.
01:33Yeah, right into the side of my car.
01:36I'm trying to make the jump to light speed, okay?
01:38I didn't say speed.
01:39I went as a Brillo pad when I was eight.
01:42Then I broke out into hives.
01:44Wow.
01:45See?
01:46We all have Halloween skeletons in the closet.
01:48Yes.
01:49I feel better now.
01:50Speaking of which, Dad, baseball player every year like clockwork.
01:54Well, not quite every year.
01:56Remember, I control your pension.
01:59Okay, well, now we have to know.
02:01Yeah, Henry, please tell us.
02:02Let's just say that he was the cutest little six-year-old Teddy Roosevelt you ever saw.
02:07Oh, that's so cute.
02:10Well, what do you have to say for yourself now?
02:12Bully.
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