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Mahi Ki Batain

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00:00Where did he go?

00:11Come, I've made a place for you.

00:16What is this?

00:18I've made a place for you.

00:19For what?

00:20Are you going to give birth there?

00:22Don't you dare touch me!

00:25Disgusting man!

00:26What?

00:27I'm a virgin.

00:29Very good, then let me give birth.

00:36Don't talk nonsense.

00:38You've become a fool.

00:40Why?

00:41Don't you know the value of a man?

00:43What value?

00:44I've seen a man for the first time.

00:46Have you ever seen a rich man?

00:48Are you rich?

00:49What else?

00:50Really?

00:51He's a millionaire.

00:53Show me a million.

00:54A million.

00:56Show me.

00:57Are you going to give birth here?

00:59Show me.

01:00I've brought it for you, show me.

01:02Which girl do you want?

01:03For me?

01:04Civic.

01:05Civic?

01:06I'll give you a tight slap.

01:09I've kept a plane for you.

01:15Listen to me.

01:17You have a plane?

01:19I've another sister.

01:22Why?

01:23Peace.

01:25Peace?

01:26Tell me the truth, do you have a plane?

01:28For God's sake.

01:29I don't know anything about planes.

01:31You have to come here.

01:33Yes, but it's a town.

01:35You can't come here.

01:36I see.

01:37Which plane do you have?

01:39Jangi.

01:43F-16.

01:44What?

01:45F-16.

01:46You call it F-16?

01:47Yes.

01:48We call it Subayala.

01:49Subayala.

01:54You start misbehaving slowly.

01:56I don't understand what you're saying.

01:58I misbehave slowly.

02:05I misbehave with people who misbehave with me.

02:10I always misbehave slowly.

02:12So that you don't get slapped.

02:14Absolutely.

02:15Jangi, do you have a plane?

02:18No.

02:19Jangi, do you have a plane?

02:21We destroy planes.

02:30Our planes have also destroyed planes.

02:33No, no.

02:34It's not like that.

02:36Do you know where the plane is?

02:41No.

02:42I don't know.

02:43Then you'll know when the plane is destroyed.

02:48Okay.

02:51Sir, this plane is...

02:53I asked you what it is.

02:55You're asking me questions.

02:57But I'm a soldier's son.

03:00I'll tell you.

03:02Come on, tell me.

03:04Come on, tell me.

03:06Tell me quickly.

03:07You should know the atomic power.

03:10Come on, tell me.

03:11This plane is...

03:12The enemy's base.

03:14Come on, tell me.

03:17Okay.

03:18Tell me.

03:19I won't react.

03:20Huh?

03:21Okay, tell me more.

03:22Don't react.

03:23I'll tell you.

03:24You'll understand.

03:26Come on, tell me.

03:28To increase knowledge.

03:29Okay, to increase knowledge.

03:31This plane is the enemy's base.

03:33Okay.

03:34In it...

03:35We keep weapons and ammunition.

03:40Okay.

03:42Okay.

03:43Come on.

03:44Huh?

03:45Okay.

03:46Have you ever seen a handgun?

03:51Sir, I'm a soldier's son.

03:54I'm a soldier's son.

03:55You two are fighting all the time.

04:00Come on, tell me.

04:01What is a handgun?

04:03A handgun is...

04:05When you can't find a weapon, you shoot it.

04:10You shoot it with your hand, right?

04:13Yes, that's right.

04:15It's a very dangerous weapon.

04:18You don't know where it is.

04:19If you want, you can shoot it with your hand.

04:35I'm not alone.

04:36All the soldiers are sitting here.

04:44You're a very bad man.

04:45Huh?

04:46You're a very bad man.

04:48Have you ever seen a rocket launcher?

04:49No, I haven't.

04:52No, I haven't seen a rocket launcher.

04:55What is a rocket launcher?

04:56What is a rocket launcher?

04:58It's used to launch war.

05:00It's used to launch war.

05:02It's used to kill a lot of people.

05:06What is a rocket launcher?

05:09It's used to launch retired soldiers.

05:13Why is that?

05:14Huh?

05:15Why is that?

05:16It's used to kill fat people.

05:29I understood.

05:30Huh?

05:31I understood.

05:32No, you haven't understood yet.

05:33No, I understood.

05:34I understood.

05:35That's it.

05:36I understood.

05:37Okay, listen.

05:38Yes?

05:39Have you seen a cannon?

05:43Huh?

05:44Yes, there is one.

05:45What?

05:46Yes, there is one.

05:47Huh?

05:48Yes, there is one.

05:49You first tell.

05:50Have you seen one?

05:51Yes, there is one.

05:52Show me again.

05:53Have you seen one?

05:54If there is one in front of me.

05:56Yes or no?

05:57Well, what happens if I see?

05:58Then I'll shoot.

06:01No, I haven't.

06:02Huh?

06:03No, I haven't.

06:04Then it'll be a cannon that fires bullets.

06:06Then it'll be a cannon that fires bullets.

06:08That's it.

06:09Have you seen a cannon?

06:10Huh?

06:11Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

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