00:00The only thing I enjoy more than your accent is Ryan doing your accent.
00:04Yeah, it's very good. Yeah. Murder. Murder. You have to say murder.
00:08How do you do it? Why do you make it so hard? The R's are tough. Murderer. Murderer. You're a
00:13murderer. You're a murderer. Obsessive Rass.
00:21This is what I'm talking about. Big slow motion action sequence. Who knows if you live or die.
00:27Who's next? What is the name of the 1998 ABC sitcom starring Ryan?
00:34I know this. I bet you do. There's actually two answers to this. Do you know that? No,
00:40that I don't know. That's a trick question. But I'm going to go with the original title.
00:44Great. Yeah. Nice.
00:50I feel like you're easing us in with an easy-ish one. Oh shit, just stop showing off.
00:57Now do we show? Yeah.
01:03Two. I didn't order pizza. I didn't order pizza. Well, that was the original title,
01:08wasn't it? Two girls and a pizza? Two girls. Yeah. That was the other alternate. Wow. A lot
01:14of people don't know that. But then it ended up becoming two guys and a pizza van. And Domino's.
01:19What a son of a bitch. You really are close. Two guys go on a pizza place, but also two guys and
01:23a girl. Once we switched from Fox to, you guys know this, you know this, right? When we switched
01:29from Fox to ABC. They added the place? No, they took it off. Only because we were begging them
01:36to take it off. By the way, I'm embarrassed to say, I haven't seen it. You don't need to be
01:41embarrassed. You don't need to be embarrassed about that. I'm sorry. I haven't seen every
01:46episode of Fucking Neighbors, Australia's longest daytime television show. But don't worry,
01:52because we're going to have a viewing night. Yeah. How many times has Hugh hosted the Tonys?
01:57Oh, good one.
02:07Ready? Ready?
02:12Four. Points for being closer? Points for being closer? That's pretty good. Oh my god, you slut.
02:17Four fucking times? The money's enormous. It's huge. It's crazy. I mean, after all,
02:23I'm Wolverine, and Wolverine does not do high kicks. What is Sean's highest grossing movie?
02:29Oh. Oh god, Jesus. That's tough. That's a good problem to have if you're like,
02:34hmm, what is this? Because a lot of them. I know what it's going to be.
02:46Oh, I think I feel good about this. I feel good about this too. I'm just, okay.
02:59But which part? It opened, the second one opened way bigger. Yes. But the first one
03:05ended up grossing more overall. Sorry, she said opening. And the number one. You said opening.
03:10You said grossing. All right. Don't ever take my word for anything. I'm so sorry. I'll always
03:14remember that. I'm an unreliable narrator. What was the number? This is how well I know Sean.
03:20$75. $75. Close enough. Wait, what was it? Like $100 million? No, it was $585. That's a lot.
03:29It's a lot. Get a bonus. It's a lot of moolah. Yeah. Wow, I would have thought part two because
03:33it did open bigger. It opened to $70 instead of like $20 something. Wow. The first one was at
03:39Christmas and it just kept going and going. Yeah. Fire up the iron horse, boys.
03:47The Greatest Showman opening, I hope you're hitting us with that one because that's the
03:50stuff of war. The second lowest of all time. It was declared a failure. And then it just stayed
03:56exactly there for like 600 weeks straight and became just one of the biggest musicals of all
04:01time. No, really. I mean, it was amazing. The question's coming up, but thanks. Yeah, yeah.
04:05What is Ryan's favorite Taylor Swift song? Oh, I mean, yeah.
04:20I know the answer to this. Do you? He sang it to me on the very last day of the shoot.
04:29Ready? Word for word.
04:30Right? It's not the one that starts with gorgeous. No, you sang that to me in my face. I hung it.
04:43The answer is? I don't even know if that's the title.
04:53I'm in my folklore and evermore era. Is that the title of the song?
04:59I think so. Yeah. We're not going to break into song? Okay.
05:06That poor son of a bitch. Right? What is Hugh's favorite curse word?
05:16I don't know.
05:16I peaked. I know I peaked. Shit.
05:32Crikey. Mother. Okay. Is that what I said 10 years ago? That's not a knife. This is a knife.
05:41Is that a swear word? Because I don't like my swear word with an American accent. Yeah.
05:46Motherfucker. It's just an old son. The only thing I enjoy more than your accent
05:50is Ryan doing your accent. Yeah, it's very good. Yeah. Murder. Murder. You had to say murder.
05:55How do you do it? Why do you make it so hard? Murderer. Murderer. You're a murderer. You're
06:02a murderer. Sassafras. You're a murderer. Yeah, yeah. It's just tough. How do you not laugh when
06:07someone accuses you? He died of murder. I completely butchered that yesterday. Died for murder. What?
06:14Sorry. Yeah, we needed a few takes on that one. Yeah. What is Sean's biggest onset pet peeve?
06:21Well, I mean, do you want this alphabetical or chronological?
06:24Oh my God, there's so many. Oh my God, there's so many.
06:28I'm like an undercover diva. Seems nice. Actually problematic.
06:32This is going to take me a second.
06:45Oh, the suspense is fantastic. Yes, of course. That's such a good one. It's perfect.
06:52Are you reading it? No, I'm just numbering them.
06:54That's yours. Okay, ready? You ready? Okay, that's good. Yep.
06:58Okay, what? Waiting for lighting or anything. Yep. That's true. I do have a patience problem.
07:05Mine is food touching any other part of his food. Yes. It all has to be separated and have
07:11a certain amount of space in between. The sound of chewing, forget about it. You're
07:15fucking fired if you hear that. And then number three, any absence of perfection whatsoever.
07:21And what's weird is actually like when he gets off work and goes home,
07:24a great dad, like these things don't add up. Yeah. Who is this guy on set?
07:31Too many to list, but I can't dispute anything that you just named. Oh,
07:35they each get a point for sure. For sure. That's bonus. Please. Three movies together.
07:40That's like three. Yeah. Two movies together. Yeah, that's true. Fine. Yeah. Fuck you,
07:46you fucker. It's okay. We can work with that. That was fun though. Certainly like games.
07:51I'm like a golden retriever that way. Yeah.
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