Exploring NBA Strategy: The Value of Half-Court Game
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00:00Balanchunas doesn't run, Cat Towns can't run, Nurkic can't run, Aiton all he does is cry
00:12and complain about how miserable he is.
00:17All I know is that to me it's a half-court game in the NBA.
00:20If you're in a rip and run transition, he's not part of that play.
00:24Rip and run, I need guards and forwards and, you know, moving and finishing, right?
00:29Fair enough.
00:30But I don't need him to be on the fast break.
00:33I don't need him to be end-to-end Speedy Gonzalez.
00:37It is a half-court game.
00:39What happens in the last 20, 30 seconds of an NBA game?
00:43Timeout, half-court, set it up, it's a half-court game.
00:47It is a violent, physical half-court game.
00:50And with that guy at 7'4", 300 pounds, he is an absolute mountain of a man, immovable.
00:57And he can finish with both hands.
01:01And who can stop him?
01:04You know what I've heard for two years?
01:06I've been hearing how awful he is as he scores 35 a night and wins back-to-back Woodens.
01:11All I hear about is how he sucks.
01:13By all these people in the NBA that do this for a living that are all 310 pounds themselves,
01:19fat asses can't even walk, let alone run, let alone play basketball, I can't stand it.
01:24I'm sick and tired of watching candy-ass fat guys give me my advice about players that
01:29go out and score 35 a night and have 20 rebounds and make all their free throws and have seven
01:34to ten dunks a game and shoot and make, you know, eight of nine mini-hooks and nine of
01:41ten free throws, and you tell me he sucks?
01:44Shut up.
01:45I'm done with it.
01:47I think Portland takes him at seven.
01:49In fact, if they take Kling at number one, honestly, I'm going to come on here with a
01:55giant machete knife and stick it through my heart and kill myself right on the air.
01:59I'm going to take a giant machete knife right on Thursday on Coast to Coast at Sports Radio
02:04at Bellworth, and I'm going to—did you see House of—what do they call it, the thing
02:09on HBO, the spinoff of the—
02:12House of the Dragon.
02:13House of the Dragon.
02:14See the guy last night who just put the sword on the ground in front of the—right in front
02:19of the queen and he just sat on it and killed himself after he killed his brother.
02:23God just took him right through the chest.
02:25That's what I'm going to do if Klingon goes number one.