00:00 Hi, I'm Megan Fox and I'm here with Who What Wear and I'm about to take a little trip down fashion memory lane
00:05 This is Would You Wear It Now?
00:07 I knew this was coming.
00:19 This was
00:21 pre-
00:22 stylist era. This was the premiere for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen with me and Lindsay Lohan.
00:29 This was also pre-
00:31 eyebrows, pre-
00:33 a lot of things. It's terrible. The proportions are awful. I'm short. That makes me look shorter.
00:39 That necklace is hideous.
00:42 I did my own makeup.
00:45 Someone else did my hair. It was all bad.
00:47 This could probably be saved with a stylist and proper hair and makeup, but the way I did this was not a good look.
00:54 This was
00:59 Teen Choice Awards.
01:01 I did have a stylist for this and I don't remember what the brands are, but I do remember
01:06 this is like right as I was becoming famous for the first time. This was press for the first Transformers.
01:10 I remember that I presented an award with The Rock.
01:13 I remember that
01:16 I had a weird conversation with Zac Efron in the audience. I don't mind this.
01:21 I wouldn't necessarily wear it again.
01:25 Look at those shoes. Remember like the wedge peep toe shoe?
01:29 I don't look bad there. I just wouldn't wear it again.
01:31 I think I'll be alright.
01:33 Pre-stylist. I don't know. I got invited to some weird like LA fashion show and I didn't care.
01:45 This was in the era of me not giving a single fuck.
01:48 I was famous and like not happy about it, and I don't know what I put on. What is this?
01:54 This is such a weird like
01:56 mom at brunch at the Barney's restaurant.
01:58 Like Barney's upstairs like the department store, but someone who like doesn't know how to dress.
02:04 But she's, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? I was battling my own demons psychologically.
02:09 I wasn't really worried about fashion at the moment. I'm sure all these things like individually were probably nice brands.
02:14 I just put them together in the weirdest way. Me doing my own hair and makeup there. I've gotten so much better at that.
02:22 Thank God I was like 19. Couldn't pull that off now.
02:25 You guys pulled all the worst shit. Like I knew you were gonna do this.
02:30 Okay, so this was for the Juno premiere, which was written by Diablo Cody.
02:35 I was going to meet Diablo because we were in the process of talking about
02:39 Jennifer's body and to see if I was right for it and like how we vibed with each other and
02:43 it was a big deal.
02:48 So everyone wanted me to look a certain way. Everyone wanted me to look like a movie star so that like I could land this role.
02:56 And I had a real problem with authority when I was young and
03:00 I resent people trying to tell me how to look or act or speak or any of those things.
03:05 I'm much better about it now, but at this point
03:07 anything, if you tried to push me in a certain direction, I would go the opposite way.
03:11 So while I was probably supposed to show up in like some beautiful kind of dress or fully coordinated outfit instead
03:18 I showed up in an old vintage Motley Crue t-shirt and some weird-ass belt from Kitsune.
03:23 Correct me Tommy if I'm wrong,
03:26 but I feel like I wore this t-shirt and then like someone extended an invitation from Tommy Lee for him to teach me drums.
03:32 You know what I'm saying?
03:36 Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how I remember it. Those are Louboutin shoes. I mean, it's not the worst
03:42 Look how low-rise those pants were.
03:44 I could never pull that off in bed.
03:46 That was crazy. The zippers one inch long.
03:50 This is, this is nothing to do with my personal style. This was a still from Jennifer's body. I will tell you that when I
04:01 was fitting for this movie, like my specific calls were I wanted to wear her laces on the outside of her pants.
04:09 I don't know if you can see my nails, but I had my nails painted.
04:12 They were all pink except for the middle finger was black and then I wanted her to wear like
04:18 children's clothing. That was something that I did want.
04:21 I was like, I want hoodies and shirts that are like child-sized like from the girls department at Gap or wherever.
04:26 I don't know where this hoodie came from,
04:28 but I do think it was a children's like a size 10 and that was important to me for some reason.
04:33 Just because it fit like,
04:35 it fit the narrative of that story of
04:38 how girls are treated and women are raised and the cannibalistic like nature in which we grow up in.
04:45 I'm really surprised that like the cult following, I don't even know if it's cult anymore.
04:50 It's grown so, so much.
04:51 It keeps having like a new resurgence and a new rebirth like teenage girls now are just discovering it and are in love with it.
04:58 It's more relevant now, I think, than it was then when it first came out. It was so far ahead of its time.
05:02 It's my favorite project I've ever worked on obviously.
05:07 It was Genius on Diablo's part and Karin's part, the director. It was an amazing, it was an all
05:12 female lead, female directed, female written.
05:15 It's way ahead of its time.
05:18 This is Golden Globes 2009. I think I'm wearing Ralph Lauren.
05:25 I hate wearing my hair back like this.
05:28 I cannot believe I allowed this like to happen because I have a huge round forehead.
05:33 So I hate wearing my hair slicked back like that. Some stories. I was sat at a table.
05:39 I was sat at a table with Blake Lively and all three Jonas Brothers. At the Golden Globes,
05:46 they always put those giant bottles of like mullet champagne on the table. I went through
05:51 multiple glasses of that.
05:56 Now I don't drink and this is why I was belligerent and
06:01 said a bunch of shit I shouldn't have said on the red carpet after that.
06:04 But I'm sure I think I've gotten a lot of trouble for whatever I said on the red carpet at this event.
06:08 I don't remember why but I know that I did. You can look that up.
06:10 This was Roberto Cavalli at the
06:14 Transformers 2 premiere in Russia. I think this was the Moscow premiere.
06:19 This was one of my favorite looks. I love this dress. This was considered like
06:24 showing a lot of skin at the time on a red carpet for someone who was promoting a movie because the side slit was so
06:30 high and it was before fashion progressed to what it is now.
06:34 I remember
06:36 getting out of the car and the paparazzi there wanting a ton of pictures and like I didn't have time to stop and then I
06:43 remember them yelling at me that I wasn't actually even that famous.
06:46 I use this for inspo a lot. Like even now I reference this dress a lot. This was one of my favorite looks and
06:53 the hair and makeup was good. It made me look tall. I'm 5 foot 4 so I'm actually really small.
06:59 It was flattering. It was a good fit.
07:01 This is more recent.
07:03 Very recent. This is me awoken to the fact that like I care what I look like now. This was is with Maeve.
07:09 I believe this is Versace. Louboutin boots. I don't know. I love this look. It's really fresh.
07:16 It's not something I haven't worn something like this before.
07:19 It's not something I would pull off of a hanger and be like this will look good on me
07:23 but I put it on and it worked for whatever reason.
07:26 It was just young and different and I hadn't really seen it before on anyone just in the street.
07:31 Maybe I don't know anything about anyone else, but I just hadn't seen this before so for me this was a new
07:36 feel and this is one of my favorite looks.
07:39 Actors usually have more boring outfits for red carpets and events.
07:44 I don't know why that is but their style is usually more conservative and I like
07:47 Maeve because she's not that way. She's more
07:51 she's more forward-thinking in the pieces that she chooses and I just like the way she combines things. She has a really good eye and
07:57 I like the fact that she's not afraid. She's not trying to
08:01 to hide me. People are always trying to hide me and make me less sexy so that I can be taken more seriously
08:07 and I was like I don't give a fuck about that like I just want
08:10 the look to be right.
08:13 This was recently I went to dinner for my birthday before I went to Costa Rica. I'm not sure who makes the suit.
08:19 I'm pretty sure it was like that the blazer was satin.
08:22 This was a good look and then I unbuttoned it on the way back and it was wild.
08:27 A lot of boobs happening in this outfit.
08:30 He had this new tattoo on his neck the red line and I had a black French tip and I put the red line in
08:36 the center of my nails.
08:37 Usually I build my outfit around whatever he's choosing because he's way more into fashion than I am and
08:43 his closet is wild and
08:47 it's probably easier for me to build around him but this this was I wanted to wear this red suit this night.
08:51 So he built his outfit around me. He has like vintage I think they're vintage Gucci boots on the red laces.
08:57 This is my favorite look of all the looks I was shown. This is a Versace look with a Louboutin crocodile boot.
09:06 Thank you for watching. I hope you enjoy all those hideous photos of me in the terrible clothes
09:12 that I wish didn't exist on the internet.
09:15 But you guys chose to pull all of them and make me talk about them on camera.
09:18 Bye.
09:21 You
09:23 You
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