00:00 Hey.
00:02 Hello.
00:03 Studying for a test?
00:05 Studying to take the bar exam.
00:07 Meemaw's going to need a smart lawyer by the time we find one.
00:09 I could just learn how to do it.
00:10 Seriously?
00:12 Common law was invented by a bunch of English farmers in the Middle Ages.
00:14 I think I can hack it.
00:16 Alright, what do you got?
00:17 Well, have you ever heard of Vincent "The Chin" Gigante?
00:20 He a boxer?
00:21 He was originally, good for you.
00:23 But he's better known as a major crime boss who managed to stay out of prison by employing the legal doctrine of mens rea.
00:29 Which is?
00:30 He pretended to be nuts, he wandered the streets of New York in a bathrobe, he had poor personal hygiene, he mumbled to himself, all the cuckoo classics.
00:37 Yeah, if you need someone to testify that she's off her rocker, you give me a call.
00:40 Thank you.
00:42 Toilet's backed up.
00:43 What, don't look at me, I just got home.
00:45 Yeah, but it's had years of you.
00:47 I'll check it out.
00:49 Come on, little buddy.
00:52 You can do it.
00:54 Talk to me.
00:56 There you go.
00:58 There now.
01:00 Years.
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