00:00 (soft music)
00:02 - I've included some Polaroids of your granddaughter
00:05 and your hot American boy toy.
00:07 Don't feel bad for being confused about Missy's friend.
00:13 He is a boy, but don't worry, I'm on top of it.
00:16 - Taylor's a boy?
00:17 - Yes.
00:19 - So when you went to the movies with him, he was a boy?
00:22 - Mm-hmm.
00:23 - And when you went swimming at his house,
00:25 he was a boy with his shirt off?
00:26 - I never said he was a girl.
00:28 - No, I said he was a girl and you didn't correct me.
00:30 - I don't remember who said what.
00:31 - Yes, you do, and that is the last you're seeing of Taylor.
00:34 - Dad, it's not what you think.
00:35 He doesn't like me like that.
00:37 - He's a 13-year-old boy.
00:38 He likes all girls like that.
00:40 - He's 15 and he doesn't.
00:42 - 15?
00:43 - And he really doesn't.
00:46 - The hell does that mean?
00:47 Oh.
00:52 - Yeah.
00:53 - So he's like a gal pal.
00:58 - Bingo.
00:59 - Okay.
01:01 - So can I go to his house and watch a movie?
01:04 - No other boys will be there?
01:06 - Just him and me.
01:08 - All right then.
01:09 - Thanks, Daddy.
01:10 - It's a different world, Mayor.
01:14 I'm proud of Missy for keeping an open mind
01:16 and shoot, I'm proud of myself.
01:18 (silence)
01:20 (silence)
01:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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