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Agha Majid Ka Khana Das Parathe Ande Tees, Marhoom Laya Hakeem Saleeem Ke Pass Mareez
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00:00 Assalamu Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:06 Friends, the amount of flora and fauna in the entire world,
00:10 the animals, insects, plants in the entire world,
00:15 all of them have a compulsion.
00:17 That compulsion is that they can only live one life.
00:21 God has given the ability to humans to live more than one life.
00:27 He can live multiple lives in his one life.
00:31 And the reason for that is that he can talk to others.
00:36 He can benefit from the company of others.
00:39 The elders around you,
00:41 I agree that they may not have knowledge about the things of today.
00:45 But if you talk to them,
00:47 learn about their childhood,
00:50 ask about their youth,
00:52 then you will learn a lot about your future.
00:56 Remember, there is no one more experienced than the teacher in the world.
00:59 Go and talk to them, ask questions.
01:02 We don't ask. You find their conversation boring.
01:06 Go and ask them questions.
01:07 Get the blessings of their company.
01:09 You can live multiple lives in one life.
01:12 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:14 Let's take you to the market today and see what's happening there.
01:18 Yes, yes, mother, no problem. You come.
01:21 Have some shame. Go home. You are calling your mother here.
01:25 Brother, I have a patient. I am talking to him.
01:28 Why are you calling the patient mother?
01:29 We are calling her sister, sister, sister.
01:32 It's like this.
01:33 The boy's thumb was moving.
01:36 I told him to put the last finger in the pocket.
01:39 The boy will handle the pocket. I will leave this work.
01:42 What?
01:44 He doesn't care about the last finger.
01:47 I will give him the two numbers written on the bag.
01:51 You didn't give him one number.
01:52 No problem. He will get relief.
01:54 Mr. Hakeem, I think he has good medicine for hair growth.
01:59 Look at his hair. It's coming out of the cap.
02:01 It's like a flower.
02:02 This is a tassel, not hair.
02:05 My hair is different from the real one.
02:07 Yes, yes. - I am going to wear a cap of wisdom.
02:10 Is this a cap of wisdom? - Yes, it is.
02:12 I have seen this in the market.
02:15 All the wisdom is in this cap. - How?
02:17 Look at this.
02:24 What is the best thing for hair growth?
02:26 The best thing for hair growth is..
02:28 Milk. - What?
02:31 What? - Yes, it's okay.
02:32 Why? - Drink milk.
02:33 You will drink cold milk.
02:35 You will drink hot milk.
02:36 Is this a Marwari?
02:37 The boy from day before yesterday has gone.
02:39 Okay, the tongue of the village.
02:42 The tongue of the village is there.
02:43 The end of the tongue.
02:44 The end of the tongue is there.
02:45 Okay, I don't think.. - The end of the tongue is there.
02:47 The end of the tongue is there.
02:49 I have the tongue of Harida.
02:51 Have you made these samosas?
02:53 No, the boy is here.
02:55 I don't know. I don't know.
02:56 I don't understand where he has gone.
02:57 He has become a fool.
02:58 How did you become a fool?
03:02 I had kept it on the floor.
03:03 I don't know who took it.
03:04 I like the aroma of samosas.
03:06 I can't smell the samosas.
03:10 You are so stupid.
03:11 Your son's smell has ruined everything.
03:14 What chutneys do you give with it?
03:17 I have kept it for aloo bukhara.
03:18 I have kept it for mint.
03:19 I have kept it for curd.
03:21 The thing that the village likes.
03:22 I have kept it for mint.
03:23 I have kept it for curd.
03:24 I have kept it for mint.
03:25 I have kept it for curd.
03:26 I have kept it for mint.
03:27 I have kept it for curd.
03:28 I have kept it for mint.
03:29 I have kept it for curd.
03:31 I have kept it for curd.
03:32 I have kept it for curd.
03:33 I have kept it for curd.
03:34 I have kept it for curd.
03:35 I have kept it for curd.
03:36 I have kept it for curd.
03:37 I have kept it for curd.
03:38 I have kept it for curd.
03:40 I have kept it for curd.
03:41 I have kept it for curd.
03:42 I have kept it for curd.
03:43 I have kept it for curd.
03:44 I have kept it for curd.
03:45 I have kept it for curd.
03:46 I have kept it for curd.
03:47 I have kept it for curd.
03:49 I have kept it for curd.
03:50 I have kept it for curd.
03:51 I have kept it for curd.
03:52 I have kept it for curd.
03:53 I have kept it for curd.
03:54 I have kept it for curd.
03:55 I have kept it for curd.
03:56 I have kept it for curd.
03:57 I have kept it for curd.
03:59 I have kept it for curd.
04:00 I have kept it for curd.
04:01 I have kept it for curd.
04:02 I have kept it for curd.
04:03 I have kept it for curd.
04:04 I have kept it for curd.
04:05 I have kept it for curd.
04:06 I have kept it for curd.
04:08 I have kept it for curd.
04:09 I have kept it for curd.
04:10 I have kept it for curd.
04:11 I have kept it for curd.
04:12 I have kept it for curd.
04:13 I have kept it for curd.
04:14 I have kept it for curd.
04:15 I have brought him to the right place.
04:17 He will give us the treatment here.
04:19 He is giving us a pulse.
04:21 Mr. Keem, please correct my father.
04:23 What are you doing?
04:24 You are useless.
04:25 I have a stomach ache.
04:27 Oh, my!
04:29 What is it?
04:31 How much samosas are you giving?
04:33 If you have a stomach ache,
04:36 you don't feel like eating anything.
04:38 Yes, I do.
04:40 I am having snacks.
04:41 He is such a greedy man.
04:45 Your father has come to take medicine
04:47 and not to have samosas.
04:48 Mr. Keem, please correct my father.
04:52 I have to do this.
04:54 Oh, my!
04:56 Oh, my!
04:58 Be strong.
04:59 Oh, my!
05:00 Is the samosa potato or ground?
05:04 It is potato.
05:06 What is the matter?
05:07 One for Rs. 70.
05:09 One samosa for Rs. 70?
05:10 Oh, my!
05:13 One for Rs. 70.
05:14 One for Rs. 70.
05:15 Oh, my!
05:16 One samosa for Rs. 70.
05:18 Your father is not sick.
05:19 He is not looking at the medicine.
05:20 Oh, my!
05:22 Oh, my!
05:23 Oh, my!
05:24 Oh, my!
05:26 The pain is not good.
05:27 Heat it up quickly.
05:28 Check him.
05:32 Yes. - Open his mouth.
05:34 Mr. Keem, please correct my father.
05:37 Now, I have kept him fasting.
05:39 That is why the pain has started.
05:41 What did you eat in the city?
05:44 I didn't eat anything.
05:45 I ate what was in my routine.
05:47 What is your routine?
05:48 Parathas.
05:50 And eggs.
05:52 This is what happens. - Omelette.
05:53 Paratha, omelette.
05:54 The egg is right but you must have eaten more than one paratha.
05:58 It is like this.
05:59 I don't lie every day.
06:01 But I was making this for you.
06:03 Okay. - I have sent it.
06:04 But I was making this for you.
06:08 I don't lie.
06:10 I must have eaten 10 eggs.
06:12 What?
06:13 Oh, my!
06:15 You..
06:16 Mr. Das, you have a broken leg.
06:20 Was it just paratha or there were eggs and omelette too?
06:25 If you eat more, you will have a stomachache.
06:27 Yes. - One paratha.
06:28 And three omelette with eggs.
06:30 What? - That means he has eaten 30 eggs.
06:32 Oh, my!
06:33 Oh, my!
06:35 The more you eat eggs, the more you will have a stomachache.
06:38 When you go out early in the morning
06:39 why do you say that it is my four-month fast?
06:41 Oh, my! - What is this?
06:45 Oh, my! - Who is he hiding from?
06:48 We have a stomachache.
06:49 Who are you hiding from?
06:50 Sir, I don't hide from women.
06:52 Why does he do this job?
06:55 Why do you hide? - Sir, it is Eid.
06:58 Yes. - Every old woman says that she wants a suit.
07:00 Yes. - Which women
07:03 have to stitch suits?
07:05 Buy ready-made ones.
07:06 These are the ones that are stitched.
07:08 Sir, you can get ready-made ones
07:12 and cheap ones.
07:13 You are not ready-made.
07:15 You are a ready-made woman.
07:16 Oh, my! - He is so brave.
07:19 Does it hurt here too?
07:21 Does it hurt here too?
07:22 A man should eat less.
07:24 Okay? This is a test.
07:26 Oh, my! - Oh, my!
07:27 Thank God for your father.
07:29 Otherwise, I would have died.
07:31 He should lose his fat.
07:34 I feel less pain in my stomach and more pain in my back.
07:36 Exactly. - He doesn't need to walk.
07:37 He needs to run.
07:39 Exactly. - He is just hungry.
07:42 Why are you listening to her?
07:44 You should eat less flatbreads.
07:48 Reduce your fat.
07:49 If I eat flatbreads, I will be cursed.
07:52 Curse you.
07:54 Then? - Paratha.
07:55 Don't make a donkey.
07:59 I don't think he is fasting. - Then?
08:01 He thinks he is eating sweets.
08:04 Oh, my!
08:05 You should reduce your flatbreads.
08:07 Eat a brown bread sandwich.
08:09 It will make a difference.
08:10 Thank God for your father.
08:13 He eats.
08:14 He eats sweets.
08:17 When a man's children sleep with a lock on their door at night..
08:21 Why? - ..we will also get cursed.
08:23 Listen to me.
08:25 Let the wind blow.
08:26 You should trap him here.
08:27 Then you should open your mouth and curse him.
08:29 Come on. - Okay.
08:30 I can curse him.
08:32 I can curse him.
08:35 Thank God, he didn't get stuck on the ground.
08:38 Why? - He will get stuck on the ground.
08:41 He will get stuck on the ground.
08:46 He will get stuck on the ground.
08:49 You are eating the right things.
08:52 But you are eating too much.
08:54 At the wrong time.
08:55 Do you know? A man's stomach..
08:57 ..can only eat this much.
08:59 You haven't seen a man's stomach.
09:02 Now you can stretch it as much as you want.
09:05 And there is a limit to the amount of torture.
09:07 He has given me a new torture.
09:10 Hey, where are you?
09:13 Sir.
09:14 Do you know where you are?
09:17 The shop is open.
09:18 There is no rush.
09:18 Don't be late.
09:19 Sir, when will I get out?
09:21 I am waiting for you.
09:23 Sit. There is no rush.
09:25 Uncle. - Yes.
09:26 Both of you do it.
09:28 And pray for yourself.
09:30 (Laughs)
09:32 Farzand. - Yes.
09:34 May God give you a long life.
09:37 I am tired of running.
09:41 What did you hear?
09:42 I heard about your health. I am tired.
09:45 Is he your brother-in-law?
09:47 Yes, he is my brother-in-law.
09:48 He is my sister. - Then you are tired.
09:50 (Laughs)
09:51 Sir, teach me quickly. I have to go to Bahrain.
09:55 What? - I have to work there.
09:58 I don't know how to work there.
10:00 (Laughs)
10:03 Sir, I am not a kid who will stay in your house for four years.
10:06 If you don't teach me how to work, I will slap you.
10:09 (Laughs)
10:11 I know how to work. I will slap you.
10:14 (Laughs)
10:18 Sir, the clothes that are hanging here..
10:20 ..are they stitched properly?
10:22 No, you won't feel bad.
10:25 (Laughs)
10:27 You lie down.
10:29 I am tired.
10:31 (Laughs)
10:33 Nothing will happen. - Lie down.
10:34 How long will it take to open?
10:36 It will take some time.
10:38 Because we have it open.
10:40 How much time do you have?
10:42 We open it late.
10:43 Okay. - Because of you.
10:45 (Laughs)
10:46 You start making fresh clothes.
10:49 You will make everyone cough.
10:50 I am stupid.
10:52 I will open it.
10:54 I will eat the stuff that is left.
10:56 (Laughs)
10:59 You eat so much that you can see the cabbage.
11:01 (Laughs)
11:03 Is your father a cheat?
11:04 You are a patient and you are a cheat.
11:06 (Laughs)
11:09 Father, may God give you a long life. - Amen.
11:13 But I have kept the money at home.
11:16 I will take some things for him.
11:18 Sir, you have a student from last evening.
11:22 Yes. - And you didn't teach me how to cut the suit.
11:25 Then they say that you are a student.
11:26 (Laughs)
11:27 (Crying)
11:29 What is this?
11:30 I am a student.
11:32 (Crying)
11:36 Don't cry. Don't cry.
11:37 Read. Read.
11:38 (Laughs)
11:39 I won't leave Farzand.
11:42 When will I leave you?
11:44 (Crying)
11:46 My grandson, Rashid.
11:47 Go and wash your face.
11:49 (Crying)
11:52 Who is he?
11:52 He is my son.
11:54 Rashid, clean the garage.
11:58 Is your father going to come there?
11:59 (Laughs)
12:01 Show him. - He is coming with a bus.
12:03 (Laughs)
12:06 You come. I will send you money for the ambulance.
12:09 (Laughs)
12:11 Father.
12:12 Farzand, don't leave the doctor's shop.
12:15 You are the first customer of the morning.
12:17 (Laughs)
12:17 We are also small kids.
12:19 (Crying)
12:21 Rashid.
12:23 Did he go to the graveyard or not?
12:25 I think this job won't be good.
12:28 Why?
12:29 Everyone is responsible for everything.
12:31 (Laughs)
12:33 Don't worry, father.
12:34 Nothing will happen to you.
12:36 Our mother will also come to you.
12:38 (Crying)
12:39 (Laughs)
12:42 Uncle.
12:43 You leave. I am standing here.
12:46 He is going to be tortured.
12:49 (Laughs)
12:50 (Sings)
12:55 Prabha, get my suit stitched.
12:56 Yes, sister. I have got it.
12:59 Why did you get the letter?
13:00 The situation is good.
13:03 (Laughs)
13:04 (Sings)
13:07 (Laughs)
13:08 (Sings)
13:12 I will come after you get it stitched.
13:13 (Laughs)
13:15 (Sings)
13:17 Father, let me get the suit stitched.
13:20 (Laughs)
13:20 It's okay. Lie down.
13:22 You have so much time.
13:24 Don't cry.
13:25 (Laughs)
13:27 Hello.
13:28 Aunt.
13:30 Mother. - Yes, son.
13:31 Aunt Niyazbek Thokar is here. Where should I call her?
13:34 Call her home.
13:36 Aunt, come home.
13:38 Mother. - Yes, son.
13:39 Aunt is here. Where should I call her?
13:42 Call her at the shop.
13:44 (Laughs)
13:45 Rashid's phone is on my phone.
13:47 Hello.
13:49 Yes, Rashid.
13:50 He says he is ready. He is giving it to you.
13:52 (Laughs)
13:54 (Applause)
13:56 Sir, do you want to teach him or not?
13:58 Do you want to see Eid?
13:59 Teach him. He is a good boy.
14:02 (Laughs)
14:03 Hello, doll.
14:04 Father, you ruined our Eid.
14:08 What did I do?
14:09 I didn't ruin it. I am not like you.
14:12 (Laughs)
14:13 Doctor, give me the medicine.
14:15 Don't worry.
14:16 I have got it. - Yes.
14:18 He will go by ambulance.
14:20 Doctor, we are wasting time. Send him home.
14:24 Sister, I am a hard worker. I will fast.
14:26 Everything will be fine.
14:28 Do you want to eat my fakki? - Yes.
14:31 I will kill you if you eat it. - What happened?
14:33 What happened? - He will come.
14:34 He is coming. - Hey!
14:36 Hey!
14:37 You are so stubborn.
14:38 Get out of my way.
14:40 Is there a shepherd here?
14:42 Not just one.
14:43 (Laughs)
14:44 (Groans)
14:45 What happened?
14:47 (Laughs)
14:49 What happened?
14:50 Did you have a heart attack?
14:51 What happened? - There is something.
14:53 (Groans)
14:54 The bread.
14:56 The poor guy is looking for the bread.
14:58 Doctor, give me the medicine.
15:00 (Laughs)
15:02 What happened? - What happened?
15:04 Father. - Yes.
15:06 We wasted the Eid suit.
15:09 (Laughs)
15:11 You will be ruined today.
15:13 (Laughs)
15:14 (Speaks in Urdu)
15:17 I haven't eaten yet.
15:18 No, it's still going on.
15:20 Thank God. - Everything is fine.
15:21 A person ruined the entire city.
15:24 Oh, God. - Oh, God.
15:26 Come on.
15:27 Is the fast over?
15:29 Is the fast over?
15:30 I will teach you a lesson.
15:32 (Laughs)
15:34 The fast is over.
15:37 I will break the fast.
15:38 Come on.
15:39 Come here. Hold father's face.
15:40 Let me hold your hand. - Hold his hand.
15:42 Let me hold your hand. - Hold it.
15:43 Open your mouth.
15:44 Open your mouth.
15:45 He is a beggar. - Hold on.
15:50 Hold it. - Hold it.
15:52 I will tie the tree and make him a beggar.
15:55 Come on.
15:56 Come on.
15:57 Give me your hand.
15:58 Come on. - Doctor.
16:01 Come on. - I think he is choking.
16:04 Are you okay?
16:05 Come on, beggar. - Walk.
16:06 Get up and walk. - Will the door open?
16:08 Walk.
16:12 (Groans)
16:14 Viewers, a small break.
16:21 You will get a lot of fun after this.
16:23 I have to go to their house.
16:25 I have to go wherever I want.
16:26 I have to check.
16:27 Aunt, kids these days look for their own place.
16:30 Look, kids. I have found you.
16:33 (Laughs)
16:34 How many times do I have to check?
16:35 How many times do I have to check?
16:36 Find a place where she eats grass.
16:39 I have found you. Where will I find you?
16:41 (audience laughing)
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