00:00 *BOOM*
00:02 My god, what is that?
00:04 *Evil laughter*
00:14 *Evil laughter*
00:19 Destroy his weapons, then you'll be defenseless.
00:22 *Evil laughter*
00:29 *Evil laughter*
00:31 *BOOM*
00:41 *Evil laughter*
00:43 *Evil laughter*
01:01 *Evil laughter*
01:15 *Evil laughter*
01:32 *Evil laughter*
01:45 *Evil laughter*
02:05 *Evil laughter*
02:25 *Evil laughter*
02:28 *Evil laughter*
02:46 *Alarm*
02:49 Good job, Cortez.
02:51 *Alarm*
02:54 I hacked into the teleportation crate.
02:56 He's walking.
02:58 *Alarm*
03:00 *Alarm*
03:02 Huh. Let's get out of here, robo.
03:05 *Evil laughter*
03:17 Crow? My god, what have you done?
03:20 I have succeeded. Freeing myself from the violence of mortality.
03:25 But can't you see what you've created?
03:27 I've created the next step in the evolutionary chain.
03:31 The triumph of two lifetimes worth of race violence.
03:35 You've created the Time Splitters, humankind's greatest foe!
03:39 Huh? You mean the human kind was genetically superior to us.
03:44 Don't you get it? The Time Splitters will push the human race to the brink of extinction.
03:49 Or is that what you and Kalos had planned all along?
03:52 Kalos? *Evil laughter*
03:56 Kalos, what a fool! I just used you to acquire enough manpower to mine that island.
04:04 The island? Of course. Are you with me?
04:08 I'm with you, Cortez.
04:09 Alright!
04:11 Ready when you are.
04:12 Let's do it!
04:14 Enough! I'm going to punish the human race once and for all!
04:20 Oh no! Krohs worked out where you went!
04:25 *Evil laughter*
04:29 Greetings.
04:31 He's become so powerful!
04:34 Die!
04:39 *Evil laughter*
04:50 You want some of this, do ya?
04:53 *Evil laughter*
05:02 *Evil laughter*
05:05 *Evil laughter*
05:09 *Evil laughter*
05:12 *Evil laughter*
05:40 I only wanted to be loved.
05:43 Dammit!
05:45 What do I have to do to kill this guy?
05:48 No idea, Cortez. Sorry.
05:52 Too bad, 'cause I could really use a hand with this guy.
05:58 You know, I think I can help you on that one.
06:01 You crazy? You're not trained for this sort of thing.
06:04 No, but you are.
06:05 What?
06:07 Remember all those wormholes?
06:10 Yeah.
06:11 Well, what if I sent you back in time to before Kroh arrives?
06:14 We could create a time loop that would allow you to effectively double-team Kroh.
06:18 But I thought you said it was dangerous.
06:20 It is. But I'm out of ideas, Cortez. It's up to you.
06:24 *Evil laughter*
06:27 Looks like your time is up!
06:30 You didn't really think you could defeat me all by yourself, did you?
06:35 *Evil laughter*
06:37 No.
06:38 *Evil laughter*
06:40 That's right! Now, prepare to die!
06:45 Maybe later.
06:47 Alright, nice work on ya! Now to find myself.
06:53 Ah, here I am!
06:55 What are you doing here?
06:56 I'm here to give you a hand with Kroh.
06:58 Kroh? But Kroh's not here.
07:00 *Evil laughter*
07:03 We gotta stop me like this.
07:06 Bring it on!
07:08 We don't need it! Destroy the crystals!
07:19 How do you like me, then?
07:26 Oh yeah!
07:32 *Evil laughter*
07:34 Hey, Kroh! You're not gonna cut through this with my gas can!
07:38 Come on, we nearly got him!
07:46 You can't fail now! We're so close!
07:52 *Evil laughter*
07:54 *Evil laughter*
07:56 *Evil laughter*
07:58 *Evil laughter*
08:01 *Evil laughter*
08:04 *Evil laughter*
08:07 *Evil laughter*
08:10 *Evil laughter*
08:13 *Evil laughter*
08:16 *Evil laughter*
08:18 *Evil laughter*
08:21 *Evil laughter*
08:24 *Evil laughter*
08:27 *Evil laughter*
08:29 *Evil laughter*
08:45 *Evil laughter*
08:52 *Evil laughter*
08:54 *Evil laughter*
08:56 *Evil laughter*
08:58 I'll never eat calamari again. Let's blow this popsicle stand!
09:05 Set all levels to maximum.
09:16 *Evil laughter*
09:18 Time to split!
09:28 Right on!
09:30 Get us out of here!
09:32 Good job, Cortez! I knew you could do it!
09:38 Thanks, General!
09:39 And you brought me back a robot!
09:42 Cortez, you made it!
09:44 Thanks to you!
09:46 Not the robot!
10:09 Look!
10:11 *Evil laughter*
10:13 Oh, Cortez! You're my hero!
10:31 I know. It's what I do.
10:34 you
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