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00:00 The year is 2401. Humankind finds itself locked in a mortal struggle with the Time Splitters, an evil race of creatures bent on the destruction of the entire human race.
00:13 Using the power of the Time Crystals, they travel through our history, pushing humanity to the very brink of extinction.
00:21 With resistance weakening, our last hope lies with a small ship speeding towards Earth. On board are nine stolen Time Crystals, intended to power the Time Machine constructed by Earth's finest scientists.
00:34 The plan? To travel back in time, find the source of the Time Crystals, and destroy them all, ending the war before it ever began.
00:49 Approaching atmosphere. Please begin re-entry sequence.
00:53 Unidentified ship, this is Control. Please identify yourself. Over.
01:18 This is Cortez. Sergeant Cortez? Welcome home, sir. I'll patch you through to the General.
01:25 Cortez? General, what the hell's going on down there? It's the Splitters. We're under attack. Cortez, do you have them? Are they on board? Yes, sir. They're right here.
01:36 You gotta bring 'em in, soldier. Don't worry about me, General. I can...
01:41 Starboard turbine failure. Initiating emergency system.
01:47 Warning. Warning.
01:49 I think we found it.
02:05 Hey, there's Sergeant Cortez, and he's alive!
02:09 Why's he hanging upside down? Come on, Cortez, on your feet!
02:15 Ooh, that's gotta hurt! You okay, Sarge?
02:18 Come on, Sarge, we've gotta get you back to base. Whatever you did really stirred up the Splitters.
02:23 We need all the firepower we can muster. Take this weapon, Sarge. Come on, this way!
02:28 Cortez, we're pinned down here. We can't get through.
02:32 Miller!
02:34 Lost Miller!
02:36 Take this sniper rifle and clear out the enemy.
02:41 Copy.
02:42 General!
02:52 Cortez! You made it.
02:54 Have you got them?
02:55 Right here.
02:56 Good. Let's get them to the lab.
02:58 Our team has found that when the crystals are used for time travel, they leave an energy residue.
03:05 We've recalibrated our scanners, and we can now trace specific locations where they've been used.
03:10 And what are you hoping to find there?
03:12 Anything that will lead us to the source. I know it's not much to go on, but it's all we've got.
03:17 Ah, we're here.
03:19 General!
03:27 Cortez, meet Anya, our chief science officer.
03:31 Is that them?
03:37 Beautiful. Bring them over to the machine and let's get them plugged in.
03:41 Now, I've located energy residue in numerous places, but the highest concentration is right here.
03:49 That's in the ocean.
03:51 It is now, but there used to be an island there. It was destroyed during a battle in 1924.
03:56 But when were the crystals used?
03:58 That we don't know. Calculating the location of the energy pockets is one thing, but we have no way of knowing when the time jumps actually occurred.
04:06 But you're thinking those time jumps probably happened right before that island was destroyed.
04:11 Exactly. Here, put out your arm.
04:14 What's that?
04:16 It's an uplink to the time machine. I've set it to take you to the island just before its destruction.
04:21 Sorry, Cortez, but I need to send my best man on this, and that's you.
04:27 I should have guessed.
04:29 All right, find the crystals and destroy the lot. How hard could it be?
04:35 Good luck, Cortez.
04:36 Thanks.
04:38 [Electrical noise]
04:40 [Humming]
05:06 [Groan]
05:07 What the?
05:13 Any chance of a hand?
05:16 I say, what are you doing out here, old chap?
05:23 I'm supposed to be on that island.
05:25 Are you sure, Bean? This whole area is about to be bombed to kingdom come.
05:30 By who?
05:31 Well, by the Navy, of course.
05:35 [Groan]
05:37 Damn it.
05:40 Don't worry, old boy. We've a while yet.
05:42 There's someone I have to find on the island first.
05:46 Those Navy chaps won't attack until they get my signal.
05:49 What? Well, that was my best pipe, you bounders!
05:56 No, don't, Gidel!
06:03 Good shot, old man.
06:05 I don't think much of this weapon.
06:07 But I'm afraid you've let the cat out of the bag now.
06:10 Why?
06:12 What's going on?
06:18 That flare was the signal. It's going to get a bit hairy from here on.
06:27 Damn it! All right, look. If you can get us to shore without getting us killed, I'll help you find your friends. Okay?
06:35 Good show, sir. Consider it done.
06:39 [Gunfire]
07:05 Well, we better make the best of things, old bean.
07:07 Take this gun and let's see if we can reach the castle in one piece.
07:10 Plus, for the lives of big gold plows!
07:13 Phew. That was hard work.
07:18 Huh?
07:19 Get trapped! Attack!
07:22 Crap!
07:28 The gunboat's got me pinned down, old chap!
07:32 [Gunfire]
07:34 Psst! Hey! Up here!
07:44 What? But... you're me!
07:48 Heh! I knew you'd say that! Here!
07:51 A key? But what does it--
07:54 You'll figure it out. Just make sure to pass it on when you're done.
07:59 What the hell just happened?
08:01 I'm not sure, but I think we'll find out soon enough.
08:04 Whoa! Check this out!
08:28 Hey! Isn't that me?
08:30 Sure looks like it.
08:31 Yeah! That's right where I was when the other me gave me that... key.
08:36 Of course! It's a wormhole!
08:38 All the time travel in the area must have destabilized the time field.
08:41 Your future self must have-- Cortez, wait!
08:44 Psst! Hey! Up here!
08:51 What? But... you're me!
08:55 Heh! I knew you'd say that! Here!
08:58 A key? But what does it--
09:01 You'll figure it out. Just make sure to pass it on when you're done.
09:05 Ha! That was cool!
09:07 Cortez! You can't just go walking through any wormhole you come across. They're dangerous!
09:12 What are you talking about?
09:13 Cortez, any time you interact with yourself in a time loop, you run the risk of creating a time paradox.
09:19 Ha! Don't worry, I'll be careful.
09:24 Ah, it's you again!
09:26 Splendid!
09:27 I found my, uh, assistant, but she's locked up in here, and I can't find the damn key!
09:32 Can you help me get her out, old chap?
09:34 We can't blast the door, we might kill her in the explosion!
09:37 Besides, she doesn't like big bangs.
09:40 There must be another way.
09:50 You did it! Good show! Jolly good show!
09:54 Are you okay, precious? They didn't hurt you, did they?
09:58 They made you do what?
10:01 Like a monkey!
10:03 Those bounders!
10:05 Right, well, I think we'd better be going, old boy.
10:08 Thanks again for your help.
10:10 Good luck with, uh, whatever it is you're doing here.
10:14 Cheerio!
10:16 I thought I told you not to interrupt... me.
10:20 Whoa! Anya, did you see that?
10:26 Yes, but what's a human doing with a time device?
10:29 I don't know, but if we find him, we find the crystals.
10:33 But we have no way of knowing where he jumped to.
10:36 Would this help?
10:37 Hmm, well, if I took a scan of the photo, I could identify the person.
10:42 Well, if I took a scan of the photo, I could identify the surrounding landscape with our topographical database.
10:48 Then, if I triangulated the distances and heights of the buildings,
10:52 then cross-referenced that data with the architectural styles,
10:55 I might be able to deduce some probable locations.
10:57 How about Stanislav Train Depot, September 4th, 1969?
11:02 What?
11:03 It's on the back of the photo.
11:05 Ah. Well, that's good enough for me.
11:09 I'll set the time machine to those coordinates. Cortez, you ready?
11:13 Yeah! It's time to split!
11:16 Right. Whatever.
11:18 Whoa! Whoa!
11:30 Damn it!
11:31 Wow, man! Are you for real? Stop that!
11:35 Hey! Don't hush out, dude! Who are you?
11:39 The name's Tipper, man. Harry Tipper.
11:43 Don't blow our cover, man!
11:46 Who is that?
11:47 That fat cat there is Kalos.
11:50 The cat in the... the guy in the green suit?
11:53 What? No, man! The dude in the white suit is Kalos.
11:58 He kidnapped my girl because I foiled his plans for world domination.
12:03 Right. How about the other guy?
12:06 Him? Gee, I don't know, man.
12:09 He just appeared a few months back like out of nowhere.
12:13 Some cult leader, Brotherhood of Ultra Science, or something freaky like that.
12:19 So what's he doing here?
12:21 Word is Kalos given him a small army in exchange for, get this, eternal life.
12:27 Eternal life?
12:29 Yeah! Far out, eh?
12:32 Hey! Where you going, man?
12:35 Time to split!
12:38 Ouch! That's not cool, man.
12:42 Check this out. I got it from the gadget department at HQ.
12:50 Laser glasses. Not as good as X-ray glasses, but still pretty cool.
12:57 Okay, man. We'll have more chance if we split up.
13:01 I'll try these pipes. Let's meet up under the water tower.
13:05 Good luck!
13:07 Hey, spaceman!
13:21 Hey, spaceman!
13:26 Man, we'll never get in there without disguises.
13:41 I'm gonna steal some uniforms, but I'll need your help, spaceman.
13:45 That looks like a barracks. I'll use these tunnels to get past the gate.
13:50 You get up this tower and give me cover.
13:53 Okay, man. Here's our disguises.
13:56 I could only find one that would fit me, but what the heck.
13:59 This is the 60s. Anything goes, baby.
14:03 Hmm. It's just not my color at all.
14:12 Man, the things I do to save the world.
14:15 It's pretty breezy, too.
14:17 Hey, got any spare socks? I need some padding.
14:21 Oh, no. Hostages. I hate hostages, man.
14:27 Whining on about needing rescue, it takes all the fun out of the job.
14:32 Sometimes I hate being the good guy.
14:35 Okay, listen, spaceman. You go on and try to stop the train.
14:39 I'll save the hostages and then catch up with you.
14:42 [music]
14:50 Damn!
14:51 [music]
15:10 Thanks. No problem, man. Let's go.
15:15 I'm still searching for information on the Brotherhood of Ultrascience and its leader.
15:26 But you better find out what Kalos knows about him.
15:29 Oh, yeah.
15:36 Hey, man. I can use this radio to warn my people.
15:40 You go try to reach the missile. I'll catch up.
15:43 Cloudy Rainbow, come in. Cloudy Rainbow.
15:47 This is Shower of Gold. Over.
15:50 Cloudy Rainbow, are you there?
15:52 Another chopper!
15:54 Hey, it's you again. There must be another wormhole up ahead somewhere.
16:01 [music]
16:08 Hey, look.
16:09 Another wormhole.
16:10 Yeah, this must be where I jumped back.
16:13 Cortez!
16:14 I know time paradox. I'll be careful.
16:18 Wait!
16:19 What?
16:21 There's no train.
16:22 Oh, yeah.
16:23 We'll just have to wait until we see the train through the wormhole.
16:30 Cortez, you've got to hurry.
16:32 I'm hurrying.
16:34 Cortez, the train.
16:43 Oh, yeah.
16:44 I know what I'm doing.
16:51 Just be careful.
16:55 [music]
17:00 [music]
17:25 Damn it!
17:26 [music]
17:45 Callous!
17:46 Well, well, if it isn't Harry Tipper.
17:49 Are you what, a big, muscular friend?
17:53 It ain't cool taking another guy's girl, man.
17:56 Ah, yes.
17:57 I can only assume you refer to your darling kitten Celeste.
18:01 I'm afraid she's a little tied up at the moment.
18:04 But don't fret.
18:05 I have a feeling we'll be running into her shortly.
18:09 But first, it's time to get out my big weapon.
18:15 [meow]
18:17 [music]
18:24 Unfortunately, I won't be around to watch it blast off.
18:28 And neither will you.
18:32 [music]
18:42 [music]
18:53 Come on, space man!
18:55 [music]
19:16 Not even close.
19:24 Anya, any luck?
19:26 Yeah, listen to this.
19:27 In 1994, a mansion in Connecticut burned to the ground.
19:30 Yeah?
19:31 Well, it turns out it was the headquarters of the Brotherhood of Ultra Science.
19:35 Any energy residue?
19:37 Lots.
19:38 Perfect.
19:41 Hey, space man, wanna go to a party?
19:43 Can't. It's time to--
19:45 Ow!
19:46 Just do the thing.
19:48 Groove!
19:53 [music]
20:03 [grunt]
20:04 [grunt]
20:05 [grunt]
20:06 [music]
20:09 [grunt]
20:10 [grunt]
20:11 [grunt]
20:12 Hey, you're no zombie!
20:15 Yeah.
20:16 [cough]
20:17 Yeah, I'm aware of that.
20:19 Did Donnie send you?
20:21 That isn't enough for me to go and the stupid ass has to send someone to try and scare me too?
20:25 Who does he think I am? I'm good enough for his gang.
20:28 Why should I go and take pictures of zombies and say--
20:30 Hold it. What do you mean, zombies?
20:33 Zombies. You know, undead flesh-eating creatures of the night?
20:37 From the graveyard the house is built on?
20:40 That's why it's haunted?
20:42 Come on, everyone knows the stories.
20:44 You're not from around here, are you?
20:46 No. And it's dangerous here. You should go home.
20:49 What? Are you kidding? There's no way I'm backing out now, so you can either help me or stay out of my way.
20:54 Fine. But I'm using the front door.
20:57 [music]
21:01 Hey, wait up!
21:03 Okay, I'm gonna get my photos and get out of here.
21:08 If the cult of ultra-science is based here, then the time-traveler should be here too.
21:16 I don't see how the zombies fit in, though.
21:19 They say this house is haunted, but it's just stories to frighten kids.
21:23 Go back! Don't come in here! We've done something terrible! We--
21:42 [screams]
21:44 Ew, that is gross.
21:47 Oh, that's just great. Now we're trapped in here with the dead people.
21:52 Ugh, I feel cold.
21:54 Thank you! You saved my life!
21:57 Our creations have got a little out of hand. Plus, there are other things, like those worms.
22:01 God only knows what made them.
22:03 Stay away from the attic. Just get out while you can!
22:07 Okay, this place is pretty weird.
22:09 My God, what is that?
22:13 Oh, gross!
22:15 Kill it!
22:17 Oh, great. Now what?
22:21 No! No, get away! Help me!
22:24 Run!
22:41 Our great leader! He promised us the world, but look!
22:46 Look what has come of his grand scheme!
22:49 Most of us are dead, or worse. We should have never listened!
22:53 He's still below, somewhere. With luck, his creations have already disposed of him.
22:58 But somehow, I doubt it.
23:01 Good. He's still here. This is our chance.
23:04 [Loud rumbling]
23:07 [Loud screeching]
23:12 [Growling]
23:18 [Growling]
23:23 You go first.
23:31 [Growling]
23:34 Okay.
23:36 This looks like the mansion's cellars. The lab must be further in.
23:46 Hey, what was that?
23:47 We have to find out who the time traveler is, and how he's connected to the crystals in the time splitters.
23:52 Ugh, I feel cold.
23:56 No! It's got me! No!
24:01 I hope that wasn't the same thing from outside.
24:03 Hey, what's this? I'm gonna take a look.
24:07 No comments about the size of my butt, okay?
24:10 [Growling]
24:16 Oh my god, what is that?
24:19 They're coming right out of the ground!
24:21 Oh!
24:22 Shapeshifters!
24:24 Oh god, help me! Oh god!
24:28 Oh, yuck! Sucks to be him.
24:32 I don't know who you are, but you're not getting any further.
24:39 We'll see about that.
24:42 Yes. Yes, we will.
24:46 [Gasp]
24:48 Whoa!
24:51 Cortez, you had him, and you let him get away again!
24:54 Get down!
25:12 What?
25:14 Whoa!
25:16 What the hell was that?
25:18 Ghosts?
25:19 Ghosts? But how did you see them?
25:21 Ghost goggles.
25:23 Ghost gun.
25:28 Hmm, does it work on zombies?
25:31 No, that's your job.
25:34 Come on, this way.
25:36 Ha, you shoot almost as good as I do.
25:45 This is my exit. You'll find all the equipment you'll need down that way.
25:50 Well, why don't I just come with you? We make a pretty good team.
25:53 Ha, that's what I said too.
25:55 But think about it. Where would you be if I hadn't shown up back there?
25:59 Hmm, you're right. I know.
26:02 Catch you later.
26:06 Hey, there's the wormhole!
26:13 Cortez, wait!
26:15 Ugh, why do I even bother?
26:18 Get down!
26:22 What?
26:23 Whoa!
26:26 What the hell was that?
26:28 Ghosts?
26:29 Ghosts? But how did you see them?
26:31 Ghost goggles.
26:33 Ghost gun.
26:38 Hmm, does it work on zombies?
26:41 No, that's your job.
26:44 Come on, this way.
26:46 Ha, you shoot almost as good as I do.
26:55 This is my exit. You'll find all the equipment you'll need down that way.
26:59 Well, why don't I just come with you? We make a pretty good team.
27:02 Ha, that's what I said too.
27:04 But think about it. Where would you be if I hadn't shown up back there?
27:08 Hmm, you're right. I know.
27:11 Catch you later.
27:16 Cortez, are you alright?
27:27 Not this thing again.
27:35 Aaaaaah!
27:37 That's Jill Beth up there.
27:43 Whoa, a little help might be nice.
27:46 All that work, my specimens, my research.
27:58 What?
28:01 Grandpa?
28:03 No, fool, it's me.
28:06 Grandpa?
28:08 No, I'm you.
28:10 You're me?
28:12 Yes, from the future.
28:15 Listen, the crystals are the key.
28:21 Crystals? What are you talking about?
28:24 Do you want to spend your whole life as I have done, searching for the secret of immortality, when I can give it to you now?
28:33 Eternal life is within your grasp.
28:36 With my research and the source of the time crystals at your disposal, no one can stop us!
28:44 Crow!
28:46 You again.
28:49 What?
28:51 [Crickets chirping]
28:56 Never mind, you're too late. You can't stop me now.
29:02 Us? Well, me. Get us out of here.
29:07 See you in the future, sucker.
29:10 The red button. No, no, no, the one on the side. Yeah, that one.
29:18 [Evil laughter]
29:22 Damn it! Anya, you got a location for that eugenics company?
29:27 Way ahead of you, Cortez. Coordinates locked in, ready when you are.
29:31 It's time, Desmond.
29:33 I gotta go.
29:37 But...
29:39 Oh well, too old for me anyway.
29:43 [Music]
29:46 She doesn't look like an employee.
30:03 She doesn't look like she has an invitation either.
30:06 [Music]
30:09 Proceeding.
30:16 [Music]
30:19 Looks like she knows the layout. I'm gonna follow her in.
30:30 Okay, I'll try and find out who she is. Be careful, Cortez.
30:33 Don't worry about me.
30:36 Hold it right there.
30:42 Damn it.
30:43 I know you've been following me. What are you after?
30:46 I'm looking for Crow.
30:49 Hmm, looks like we're here on similar business.
30:52 Maybe we could help each other out.
30:55 You think you can keep up?
30:56 I've already saved your hide once.
30:59 Just don't get in my way.
31:03 There's a senior executive's office down here. I need to access his terminal.
31:08 There it is. Crow's terminal.
31:10 Now let's see what he's been hiding.
31:13 Okay, I'm in. This is amazing.
31:18 According to these plans, there's a massive laboratory complex hidden right under this building.
31:24 So the rumors of illegal research and abductions must be true.
31:28 The evidence will be down in those labs.
31:30 I'm going down there to get proof. This could really make my career.
31:34 No sign of Crow up here, Cortez. You'd better go with her.
31:37 I've got the elevator code for the labs. If you're coming, then stay right where you see me.
31:42 This should take us to Crow's secret lab.
31:47 I'm ready.
31:50 I pressed it already.
31:53 Yeah, right.
31:57 So, been with the agency long?
32:00 Uh, yeah. Three years in May.
32:05 You get dental?
32:08 Yeah. Yeah.
32:10 That's good.
32:13 Yeah! Time to split!
32:20 I'll get the next one.
32:23 I'll get the next one.
32:26 Whoa.
32:39 Oh!
32:40 Let's go.
32:41 Oh, yeah! I'm ready!
32:45 [Music]
32:58 Knowledge is power, and we are learning more and more.
33:03 Soon we will live forever and take our place as rulers of humanity.
33:08 Oh, God! No! Oh, God! No!
33:14 Get in there, my man!
33:17 Welcome to the Eugenics Core Facility.
33:25 Dual Key Security System is now active.
33:29 Please identify yourself.
33:32 Pretty fancy.
33:34 I said, identify yourself.
33:39 Identify yourself.
33:41 Whoa, keep your head on, computer lady.
33:45 Identity compliance failure.
33:48 Alarm State Alpha engaged.
33:51 Countermeasures deployed.
33:54 Damn it!
33:56 Grab that terminal and hack the access code.
33:59 I'll deal with the railguns.
34:01 Damn! Screen locked!
34:02 Don't sweat it. Password's "banana."
34:06 Cortez, I think it's time for you to go.
34:09 Yeah, just waiting for the door to open. Then I'm out of here.
34:12 No, Cortez, the wormhole!
34:14 Where do you think all these other yous came from?
34:16 Just kidding, I know.
34:18 Had you worried, though.
34:19 Pretty fancy.
34:21 Grab that terminal and hack the access code.
34:24 I'll deal with the railguns.
34:26 Damn! Screen locked!
34:27 Don't sweat it. Password's "banana."
34:32 Cortez, time to go.
34:38 Pretty fancy.
34:40 Don't use your computer system. It's not active.
34:42 Please identify yourself.
34:43 I said, identify yourself.
34:44 Keep it going. I'll take the other terminal.
34:46 Time for a little keyboard magic.
34:50 Uh...
34:52 Password's "lollipop." Sweet.
34:56 Bring it on!
35:01 Cortez, time to go.
35:06 Pretty fancy.
35:07 Don't use your computer system. It's not active.
35:09 I said, identify yourself.
35:11 Password's "lollipop." Sweet. Bring it on!
35:17 Having fun?
35:19 What a cool bunch of guys.
35:21 You did it! Great job.
35:23 I can't believe there wasn't a simpler way, though.
35:35 Come on, come on! I want to nail this guy!
35:51 Hold it right there, Crow.
35:54 Hand 'em over!
35:55 Hand what over?
35:57 The time device. The crystals.
35:59 What are you talking about?
36:01 Don't play dumb with me, Crow. I know everything.
36:05 I know you used the time device to travel back to 1994
36:08 and tell your younger self to carry on your twisted genetic experiments
36:12 using the power of the time crystals.
36:15 Really?
36:18 Well, yeah.
36:22 And exactly where do I get this time device?
36:28 Don't be alarmed. It's me, your younger self.
36:31 I've come from the past to give you this time device.
36:34 You must take it and--
36:36 I think I know the rest.
36:39 Ah, well, okay then.
36:42 It's the red button.
36:47 Ta-ta! I'm off to live forever!
36:57 A DERBY!
37:04 Spaceman!
37:10 Uh, Cortez?
37:12 What?
37:13 Doesn't that robot look familiar?
37:16 Yeah, it looked a bit like an old R-100 series.
37:19 Cortez, they didn't start making those until the robot wars.
37:22 Almost 200 years from now. That must be an early prototype.
37:26 Yeah, you're right.
37:29 I looked it up, and the company that made them was Ultranet,
37:32 a weapons company founded by Jack Crown.
37:35 So?
37:36 So look at his picture.
37:38 Crow!
37:39 Right!
37:41 Of course.
37:42 That younger Crow must have jumped even further into the future to continue his research,
37:46 knowing that eugenics would eventually be compromised.
37:52 You got a location?
37:53 Sort of.
37:54 It looks like Ultranet was a whole complex of buildings.
37:57 I can drop you in the area, but you'll have to find Crow's lab by yourself.
38:01 No problem.
38:03 I think I can take it from here.
38:05 Right.
38:06 All set, Cortez.
38:07 But be careful. There's a war going on.
38:10 I'm ready!
38:13 Sector 52 secure.
38:26 Defeating the enemy.
38:28 Yeah, that moves a daddy.
38:35 Yes!
38:37 All right, Tin Man. Let's go!
38:54 By your command.
38:57 Here is a weapon. You will need it.
39:03 The streets are unsafe for humans.
39:06 Need a lift?
39:32 Yeah, thanks for stopping.
39:34 You would have done the same for me.
39:37 Already did.
39:40 Of course.
39:42 They're deploying fighters!
39:53 I'm on it!
39:57 [Music]
40:00 Well, this is where we split.
40:08 Where are you going?
40:09 Ultranet's secret lab.
40:11 And I'm gonna have to take your robot.
40:13 What? Last guy took mine.
40:15 Well, I'll come too, then.
40:16 Can't.
40:17 Why not?
40:19 Nice.
40:21 What is it?
40:22 A cybernetic security implant necessary for access to Ultranet robot worker entrance.
40:29 The implantation procedure is completely painless.
40:34 Why didn't you mention this before?
40:37 You didn't ask.
40:39 Have fun.
40:50 That's where I gave myself a lift.
40:52 The wormhole must be around here somewhere.
40:55 You're getting the hang of this, aren't you?
40:58 I knew it.
41:01 Right on schedule.
41:06 Need a lift?
41:16 Yeah, thanks for stopping.
41:18 You would have done the same for me.
41:21 Already did.
41:24 Of course.
41:26 Incoming fighters!
41:47 Well, this is where we split.
41:49 Where are you going?
41:50 Ultranet's secret lab.
41:52 And I'm gonna have to take your robot.
41:54 What? Last guy took mine.
41:56 Well, I'll come too, then.
41:57 Can't.
41:58 Why not?
42:00 Nice.
42:02 What is it?
42:03 A cybernetic security implant necessary for access to Ultranet robot worker entrance.
42:10 The implantation procedure is completely painless.
42:16 Why didn't you mention this before?
42:18 You didn't ask.
42:20 Have fun.
42:22 Good work, Cortez.
42:31 Your implant will allow you access via the worker's entrance.
42:35 There it is. The worker's entrance.
42:41 I'm gonna need a lift.
42:43 I think we're on the right track, robot.
42:56 Let's go.
43:00 [Cortez's lab]
43:03 Cortez, look at this data.
43:25 The base is vast. It has hangars, weapons research, and... what's this?
43:30 Qrow has built hundreds of thousands of incubation pods.
43:34 He's speed-growing an entire army.
43:36 But wait, it's not a human army.
43:39 Or robot, it's... oh no, they're time-splitters.
43:43 Qrow is creating a time-splitter army.
43:47 [Cortez's lab]
43:50 My god, look at this!
44:10 There are hundreds of these chambers.
44:12 They're running on emergency power. We have to shut them down before they hatch.
44:17 My god, what is that?
44:23 Good job, Cortez.
44:41 [Cortez's lab]
44:43 I've hacked into the teleportation grid. We need to lock in.
44:47 Let's get out of here, robot.
45:07 Qrow? My god, what have you done?
45:10 I have succeeded. Freed myself from the bonds of mortality.
45:16 But can't you see what you've created?
45:18 I've created the next step in the evolution of mankind.
45:22 The triumph of two lifetimes worth of race violence.
45:26 You've created the time-splitters, humankind's greatest foe!
45:30 You mean humankind's genetic superiors.
45:34 Don't you get it? The time-splitters will push the human race to the brink of extinction.
45:39 Or is that what you and Kalos had planned all along?
45:43 Kalos? Kalos was a fool.
45:48 I just used him to acquire enough manpower to mine that island.
45:54 The island? Of course.
45:57 -Arya, you with me? -I'm with you, Cortez.
45:59 -All right. -Ready when you are.
46:02 Let's do it!
46:04 Enough! I'm going to want to stop you at least once and for all!
46:09 -Anya! -What is it, Cortez?
46:19 -Yeah, it's time to split. -What?
46:23 -Cortez. -Yeah?
46:27 I know that Crow said he was mining the island, but we searched this place and didn't find any crystals.
46:33 Well, he didn't bring Kalos' men back here for the fun of it.
46:36 -The crystals must be here somewhere. -But where?
46:40 Of course! The crystals aren't on the island, they're under it!
46:56 Come on, Tin Man!
46:58 Hey!
47:03 Over there!
47:10 [CORTEZ]
47:12 This is where it all began.
47:30 The crystals are here and Crow's time machine must be here too.
47:33 Destroy the crystals and you destroy Crow's power.
47:36 The Time Splitters will never be created. The war will never happen.
47:40 This is it, Cortez. Billions of lives depend upon you.
47:44 Brothers! The time has come to prove our allegiance!
47:51 You all know your target!
47:54 He has dared to interfere with our leader's plans!
47:59 He must be eliminated!
48:05 We'll see about that.
48:08 Death to Cortez! Death to Cortez!
48:14 I think you better stay here.
48:17 Yeah, that's what you think.
48:26 Death to Cortez! Death to Cortez!
48:30 Just think, I could tell him about Crow and the Time Crystals, the island. I could stop this whole thing.
48:45 -No, Cortez, we're too close. -I know.
48:48 Okay, Anya, get me out of here.
48:51 Oh no! Crow's worked out where you went!
48:54 I only wanted to be loved.
49:05 Damn it!
49:07 What do I have to do to kill this guy?
49:11 No idea, Cortez. Sorry.
49:16 Too bad, 'cause I could really use a hand with this guy.
49:20 You know, I think I can help you on that one.
49:25 You crazy? You're not trained for this sort of thing.
49:28 -No, but you are. -What?
49:31 -Remember all those wormholes? -Yeah.
49:35 Well, what if I sent you back in time to before Crow arrives?
49:38 We could create a time loop that would allow you to effectively double-team Crow.
49:42 -But I thought you said it was dangerous. -It is.
49:45 But I'm out of ideas, Cortez. It's up to you.
49:48 Looks like your time is up.
49:54 You didn't really think you could defeat me all by yourself, did you?
49:59 No.
50:05 No.
50:07 Well, yeah, that's right. Now, prepare to die!
50:13 Maybe later.
50:15 All right, nice work on ya. Now to find myself.
50:21 Ah, here I am.
50:23 What are you doing here? I'm here to give you a hand with Crow.
50:26 Crow? But Crow's not here.
50:29 We gotta stop meeting like this.
50:35 [Crow growling]
50:38 [Crow growling]
50:44 I'll never eat calamari again.
50:48 Let's blow this popsicle stand.
50:51 Set all levels to maximum.
51:02 [Laser zapping]
51:05 Time to split.
51:13 -Right on. -Come on, get us out of here.
51:17 -Good job, Cortez. I knew you could do it. -Thanks, General.
51:25 -And you brought me back a robot. -Cortez, you made it.
51:29 Thanks to you.
51:31 -Ah, not the robot. -Look.
51:55 Look!
51:57 Oh, Cortez. You're my hero.
52:16 I know. It's what I do.
52:19 [Music]
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