00:00 (door slams)
00:02 - Hey, can I talk to you?
00:04 - Yeah, what's up?
00:05 - Actually, in there.
00:07 - You ain't pregnant, are you?
00:08 - No, how could you say that?
00:11 - Been known to happen.
00:12 - Okay, so Billy's mom's away, we're throwing a party.
00:20 - All right.
00:21 - Do you think if I took some of dad's beer, he'd notice?
00:24 - Do you think he'd notice?
00:26 - Okay, dumb question.
00:27 Anyways, you're too young, you shouldn't be drinking.
00:31 - You just asked if I was pregnant.
00:32 - Well, don't do either.
00:34 - So you wouldn't buy us a case of beer
00:36 if I gave you the money?
00:37 - Missy, I'm not old enough to buy beer.
00:39 - That's never stopped you before.
00:41 - And I'm ashamed of myself.
00:43 I'll tell you what I can do.
00:45 I got something for a party that's better than beer.
00:48 - What?
00:49 - Bottle Rockets, Roman Candles, M80s, the works.
00:55 - Oh, sure, thanks.
00:57 - You're not excited now, but trust me,
00:59 you blow up one mailbox and you got yourself a party.
01:03 (sighs)
01:05 (static)
01:07 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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