00:00 - Okay, thank you, Melanie,
00:01 for showing us the inside of your eyelids again.
00:04 Okay, Cleo, come on, you're up.
00:06 What you got?
00:07 - For show and tell,
00:09 I brought a famous person I saw outside.
00:12 Come on in.
00:13 - Hi, I'm Bradley Cooper.
00:14 - What? You--you are Bradley Cooper.
00:17 Why are you Bradley Cooper?
00:19 And why are you here?
00:20 - Uh, well, whenever I'm in Philly,
00:21 you know the deli across the street?
00:23 Uh, that's my first stop.
00:24 My dad used to always take me there.
00:25 They have the best hoagies in the city.
00:27 [both laugh]
00:28 - Everybody wanted to take a picture
00:29 with him, so I figured he was famous.
00:31 - Yeah, you bet he is.
00:32 I'm just texting the other teachers, not Pap.
00:34 - That's okay.
00:35 Anyway, so when my friend here
00:36 asked me to come by,
00:37 I had a minute, so I thought,
00:38 "What the heck?"
00:39 - If you're famous,
00:40 are you in "Spider-Man"?
00:41 - I'm not in "Spider-Man,"
00:42 but I am in "Guardians of the Galaxy."
00:44 - No, you're not.
00:46 - Are you freaking kidding me?
00:47 I'm the voice of Rocket Raccoon!
00:49 - Whoo-hoo!
00:50 [laughter]
00:51 - And the face of Alias.
00:53 - Not the face of.
00:54 - Yeah, you were to me.
00:55 - And--and he's just not that into you.
00:57 - Well, Janine, that was rude.
00:59 - No, I--I mean,
01:00 he's just not that into you.
01:01 It's my favorite Bradley Cooper film.
01:03 - It's more of an ensemble,
01:04 but if you think about it,
01:05 it's Justin Long's movie.
01:07 - You crazy, Bradley.
01:08 - Oh, I've been a Cooper Trooper
01:10 since "Wet Hot American Summer."
01:11 - Well, you look different in person.
01:14 You don't look famous.
01:15 - Yeah, shouldn't your teeth be whiter?
01:17 - They should,
01:18 but I can't whiten them
01:19 'cause they're too sensitive.
01:20 - Oh.
01:21 - I just loved you in "The Holdovers."
01:23 It was just so heartwarming.
01:25 - It's "The Hangover," and no, it's not.
01:27 - Guys, he's literally in a
01:28 critically acclaimed film right now.
01:30 - Mm-hmm, Oppenheimer.
01:31 - Is that the one about Napoleon?
01:32 - I don't think so. - Yes.
01:33 - I'm not in "Oppenheimer."
01:34 - Are you sure?
01:35 - Everybody was in "Oppenheimer."
01:37 - Yeah.
01:38 - Why are there cameras here?
01:39 - Well, it's a long story, Brad--Bradley.
01:42 Um, but, hey, since we have you--
01:44 - Okay, I do have to get the hoagie,
01:46 so, um, but this--this was so much fun,
01:48 and does Khalil get an A?
01:49 - Oh, hell yeah, he does.
01:50 Um, can you stay and take just one picture?
01:52 - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, okay.
01:54 Thank you. - Let's do it.
01:55 - No, no, no, get in, get in, get in.
01:57 - Hey.
01:58 - This is so exciting.
01:59 I can't wait to tell everyone in the district.
02:00 - Oh, you work at the school district?
02:01 - Yeah. - Oh.
02:02 You know that these schools are criminally underfunded.
02:04 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05 I'm working on it. Let's just take the picture.
02:07 - Okay.
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