00:00 - Good morning. - Good morning, Mrs. Howard.
00:02 - Tariq. - Huh?
00:05 - What are you doing here?
00:06 Janine's down at the district now.
00:08 - Dang, she moved to D.C.?
00:09 - And take your presumably sticky hands off of my student.
00:12 - You mean take my definitely sticky hands off of my son.
00:16 - To quote Maury Povich, "You are not the father."
00:19 - And to quote the hip-hop legend Shaquille O'Neal,
00:22 "His biological didn't bother."
00:23 See, I've been dating his mama for like seven weeks,
00:25 so technically I'm a step-daddy right now.
00:27 Ain't that right, Tariq Jr.?
00:29 - That is not his name.
00:30 - Hey, have a good day at school, TJ.
00:32 I love you, son.
00:35 - He just like me.
00:37 I guess this technically makes you, like,
00:38 my step-teacher now, right?
00:40 - That's cool. That's cool.
00:42 - Tariq.
00:44 Play-doh.
00:46 - Mm-hmm.
00:50 [upbeat music]
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