00:00Hey, guys, come on in.
00:02Thank you very much, Janine.
00:04And wow, your neighborhood is quite the work in progress.
00:08You need anything? A knife, a taser, stale baguette?
00:11No, guys, I feel safe.
00:13I have ADT and wonderful neighbors
00:15who love watching over me or watching me
00:18and a cardboard cutout of Allen Iverson,
00:20so people think he lives here.
00:21No judgment or anything, kid,
00:23but your place seems a little disheveled.
00:26Oh, yeah, I know.
00:28I've just been so busy.
00:30I wish I had more time to make it presentable.
00:33Don't you worry, sweetheart.
00:34We're gonna get this place together.
00:36Oh.
00:37And don't you dare try to help
00:38because you'll just slow us down.
00:40Oh, my goodness, thank you so much.
00:42I mean, I've been such a wreck.
00:44Lucky for you we got here early.
00:46Luck? I don't know her.
00:48I knew that Mel and Barb would show up at 7.
00:51In fact, I planned for it,
00:53as I have planned this entire party to the T
00:55so that every individual coming
00:57would have the time of their lives.
00:59I knew they would have no choice but to help the life
01:02of poor little Janine.
01:04Mwah!
01:05It doesn't stop there.
01:07While they have activity,
01:08the antisocials will have a section.
01:10The gamers will have a section.
01:12The dancers will have a section.
01:14I even have a movie room
01:15where I'll be showing where the Miller's.
01:17And that's not your first choice, is it?
01:19Yeah, try it.
01:20Thank me later.
01:21I have all the necessary drinks
01:23and fun enhancers and more.
01:25I have so perfectly planned for everything
01:27that in 3 seconds, watch this.
01:293, 2, 1.
01:30Janine! Do you have any sponges?
01:33This kitchen is a mess!
01:36Aren't these your only spices?
01:38Salt, pepper, Lowry's, and Tahin?
01:41And why are they in separate cabinets?
01:44Perfection.
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