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  • 1 year ago
Comedian Celeste Barber in Fine, Thanks

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00:00 I love walking. It's kind of... walking is my jam.
00:03 And I do it as often as I can.
00:05 And I try and get up as early as I can to do it.
00:07 Try and get up at 6am to get it done when no one's around.
00:10 Or so I thought.
00:12 Turns out there's a lot of people up at 6am walking.
00:14 [laughter]
00:16 And everyone that's up at 6am walking
00:18 fucking love to talk about being up at 6am walking.
00:22 [laughter]
00:24 It's like I joined some morning walking chatty club
00:28 that I don't want to be a part of.
00:30 [laughter]
00:32 I'll just be out there, you know,
00:34 dragging my sorry ass,
00:36 just trying to get it done.
00:38 And then I'll see one of them.
00:40 It's usually, you know, an old ass straight white man
00:43 just out enjoying his privilege.
00:45 [laughter]
00:47 This works.
00:49 You know, taking up all the path
00:51 because he doesn't need to pick a side.
00:53 It's all fucking his.
00:55 [laughter]
00:57 But then, when he starts to get a little bit closer,
01:01 who's never too sure what side of the path to go on, is he?
01:05 [laughter]
01:07 What a fun game to play at 6am.
01:09 [laughter]
01:11 And then when he gets closer again,
01:13 it's like it turns into some sort of Irish jig.
01:16 [laughter]
01:17 I'll pick a side, Michael Flatley, come on!
01:20 [laughter]
01:22 My favourite people who are up at 6am walking
01:25 are women of a certain age,
01:27 and they're usually in a sun visor
01:30 and a fanny pack,
01:32 because they don't know how long they're going to be out for, do they?
01:35 [laughter]
01:38 Oh!
01:40 They are out and about.
01:43 They have got absolutely nothing planned,
01:45 yet no one's as busy as they are.
01:47 [laughter]
01:49 [applause]
01:51 [dramatic music]
01:53 [MUSIC]

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