Apparently, Frank The Tank Does More Than Just Walk

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00:00 This gentleman here is Sandstorm, this is Big Kimo.

00:03 Uh oh, excuse me sir.

00:06 Yo, shut up the sex, shut up, take your shit off.

00:09 Get scared.

00:10 Take your shit off, shut up, shut up, I'll throw you off.

00:12 This is a fire hose.

00:15 That's pretty hardcore, huh?

00:19 Yeah.

00:21 Just like what he said.

00:22 It does just...

00:23 No, no, no, how about I even lift higher?

00:25 It does harness the voice pretty well.

00:28 And that'll catch your accent.

00:30 This is like a regular Tuesday for Jeff.

00:32 This is normally only a half a turn, but with Jeff you're gonna have to...

00:35 There we go.

00:36 You go over there.

00:37 Jeff, what are your dimensions?

00:39 How high is your dimension?

00:40 Uh, I'd say about a...

00:41 I'm wearing a 30, a size 30 jean, but I'd say I'm more of a 28.

00:45 How tall, how high?

00:47 I'm about 5'8", 144.

00:52 Cross country runners.

00:54 So you're a double?

00:56 Yeah, almost.

00:57 6'3", 370.

00:59 How much in squat?

01:00 Me?

01:01 Yeah.

01:02 Like 5 plates each, 45.

01:05 Bruce Lee only squatted 95 pounds.

01:07 Oh, okay, you got your score already.

01:09 He knew both squats.

01:12 Yep.

01:13 Sit.

01:15 My pelvis is like changing shape right now.

01:17 And we also have this guy.

01:21 By the way, this is the exact measurement.

01:25 I didn't listen to him on this exact measurement.

01:28 So the whole idea is just push up.

01:30 So we got two rules to go with.

01:32 If you give me out of the door, the circle, or you let me fall down inside the circle.

01:37 Okay.

01:38 Okay?

01:39 Alright.

01:40 So do your best.

01:41 You have a good insurance, huh?

01:42 Yes.

01:51 So we get here, we put one hand down, okay?

01:56 We put the second hand, put your two hands down because whenever I get ready, I'm going to kick your ass.

02:02 Yeah.

02:03 The second I know that, it's a G-O.

02:05 So I'm going to kick your ass.

02:08 Okay.

02:09 Come on back here.

02:10 Alright, it's impossible.

02:13 We're just warming up right now.

02:15 We're fighting, we're fighting.

02:16 Okay.

02:17 We're going to push up.

02:18 Push up, use some leverage.

02:20 Come back in.

02:21 One hand, man.

02:22 Push.

02:24 We're right here.

02:25 We're right here, push.

02:27 Push.

02:28 Now, thinking about how easy would it be for you to just throw this thing around?

02:35 I've never done that, pick on it.

02:37 I heard this.

02:38 My left hand.

02:42 Break the wrist.

02:43 There it is.

02:44 That's as easy as it gets.

02:45 Alright.

02:46 Now Billy football, let's play a little bit of football.

02:48 What was your position, Billy?

02:49 I played quarterback, tight end, and a little defensive.

02:53 And a little healthy.

02:54 I will eat your fucking flesh.

03:09 Okay.

03:10 I used to say that in Japanese when I was a kid.

03:12 Come on, Bill.

03:13 Come on, Bill.

03:14 [inaudible]

03:15 Push.

03:21 Forward.

03:22 Push.

03:23 Forward.

03:24 Push.

03:25 He's going to just throw me.

03:27 Do this with the guy.

03:28 He's just going to be playing with me.

03:30 He's playing with me.

03:31 Yep.

03:32 He's playing with me.

03:34 You guys got no center of gravity.

03:38 This is just like a...

03:39 He's playing with me.

03:40 Give him a slap.

03:42 That usually works.

03:43 No, I know you.

03:44 I know.

03:45 This isn't going to go well.

03:48 Oh, shit.

03:53 Alright, so I'm just going to end this and you can go home.

03:55 Easy, man.

03:56 Finish it.

03:57 [laughter]

03:58 [applause]

04:00 [applause]

04:01 [applause]

04:02 [music]

04:03 [music]

04:05 [music]

04:06 (dramatic music)

04:08 (dramatic music)

04:11 (whooshing)

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