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00:00 Friends, since the time a human being has come into this world,
00:03 the helplessness of a human being is that he lives in a group,
00:06 he lives in the form of a society,
00:08 and when a society lives like a family,
00:10 then someone has to be superior.
00:12 History is witness that there are only two ways.
00:15 One way is that the number of guns, blood and corpses decides.
00:21 And the second way is that your opinion, your vote decides.
00:25 The festivals, the celebrations, the events that come in your life,
00:30 the best of all of them is the election.
00:33 Election is the day that you have to celebrate in a full way.
00:37 And you should celebrate it if you want peace,
00:40 if you want greenery, if you want happiness.
00:44 And remember, if you feel that your vote is not valid,
00:48 then know that if your vote was not valid,
00:51 then these people would not have come to you and asked for it.
00:54 If your vote was not asked,
00:55 if these people would not have come to you and shouted at you in the festivals,
00:59 if they would not have roamed in the streets,
01:00 then your vote has a lot of power.
01:02 Use it, celebrate the day of the election,
01:06 come out for this event,
01:08 be a part of it,
01:08 be a part of it,
01:09 and make this country a better place.
01:11 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:14 Today, let's take you to the polling station
01:16 and see what the situation can be on the day of the election.
01:22 We have reached.
01:24 What happened?
01:24 I am feeling very breathy.
01:26 Why are you so breathy?
01:30 We have just got married,
01:32 so we thought that we will be the first to cast our vote.
01:35 Okay, so this is a different craze that I should be the first voter.
01:38 Yes, I did the same in an election.
01:41 I am sitting, you guys talk first.
01:43 Sir, I had a hobby since childhood
01:45 that I should be the first to cast my vote in the ballot box.
01:48 Oh wow, it seems that this is your hobby.
01:51 Tell me one thing, you have come to cast your vote,
01:53 which is a very good thing,
01:53 but have you thought about who you should cast your vote for?
01:57 Sir, obviously, we are not those people
01:59 who just came out like idiots.
02:01 We are Rani and we will cast our vote for Mr. Rana.
02:04 I think we should cast our vote, okay?
02:07 Excuse me, uncle, uncle,
02:09 please cast our vote.
02:11 Uncle, do you have a mic on?
02:13 What happened?
02:14 Okay, they can only give you a slip of paper like this.
02:18 When you give them your ID card, they will know who you are.
02:21 I have forgotten my ID card at home.
02:23 Look, since I love you,
02:25 I have brought your ID card with me from my memory,
02:27 but I have forgotten mine.
02:29 She loves me so much,
02:31 and she even knows how to use 'since' and 'for'.
02:34 I love you so much,
02:38 that I have brought your ID card.
02:39 Aww!
02:41 Which one is this, light?
02:44 It's not light, it's a pant.
02:46 Do you have a list?
02:48 Yes, I have a list.
02:49 I am making it. I will tell you everything.
02:50 He is making it!
02:51 You are making a list, you must have got it printed.
02:54 That's a good thing.
02:55 One minute, let me talk to him.
02:57 He is not trained at all.
02:58 Sir, look, this is our system.
03:00 We cast our vote with respect.
03:02 We are sitting on a polling station.
03:03 God forbid, we are not sitting on a railway station.
03:05 The best thing is that it's a light pant,
03:08 otherwise he would have worn shorts.
03:10 What is your name?
03:13 My name is Nasir.
03:14 Write down my ID card number.
03:15 Yes, write it down.
03:16 35...
03:17 35...
03:18 81...
03:18 81...
03:19 05...
03:19 05...
03:20 20...
03:21 20...
03:21 98...
03:22 98...
03:23 C2...
03:23 32...
03:24 57...
03:25 Give me a sign, I will take it alone.
03:27 Look at their names in the list.
03:30 Mr. Haroon, how will he find so many names so quickly?
03:33 He must have sent a message,
03:34 he must have sent a serial number.
03:35 Did you send a message?
03:36 Yes, I did, sir.
03:37 What was the reply?
03:38 He said, your vote is not registered.
03:40 But I had got it done here.
03:44 Okay, okay.
03:45 I had made a video call and got it registered.
03:48 Mr. Nasir, what happened?
03:52 He said, your vote is over before 15.
03:56 It's over?
03:57 I am standing in front of you,
03:59 he has written, deceased.
04:00 My name is deceased.
04:03 Okay.
04:04 Take it.
04:05 Take it, sister.
04:06 Take it.
04:09 What happened?
04:12 A man is sitting inside.
04:14 Where? Women are sitting inside.
04:15 You went wrong,
04:17 he is for women and she is for men.
04:18 He was sitting inside,
04:19 why were you shouting?
04:21 And he has stopped,
04:22 the polling has started just now.
04:24 Okay, that's why...
04:25 That's why...
04:26 Look, in the queue.
04:30 In front of everyone.
04:31 We are standing.
04:32 Madam, it's been a day since the wedding
04:35 and it seems like it's yesterday.
04:36 Madam, will the channel be fine
04:40 if we are the first ones to cast the vote?
04:41 God willing, it will be fine.
04:44 Give me back my identification card.
04:46 I am reading the marriage papers.
04:48 Here you go.
04:50 Thank you very much.
04:51 Let's stand quickly before someone else gets in the queue.
04:55 Yes, let's go.
04:56 I came before you.
05:03 I came before you,
05:04 I casted the vote faster than you.
05:06 Excuse me,
05:08 my man came before you.
05:10 Where is your man?
05:11 My man.
05:12 Greetings.
05:13 Is he your man?
05:13 My man.
05:14 Have you ever disrespected your parents?
05:16 Can't you see, sir?
05:18 He can't cross the line.
05:19 No, he is your man.
05:20 He is my man.
05:21 I am your mother.
05:23 Oh, so he is Mr. Khan.
05:24 God knows I am late.
05:28 Yes.
05:29 I got up at 7 am to cast the vote.
05:31 Oh.
05:31 I have already been casted,
05:33 I am going back.
05:34 But sir, he really came before you.
05:37 Let him come in front.
05:38 I am asking you to be fair.
05:41 Mr. Khan, if you cast his first vote,
05:43 what difference will it make?
05:44 No, no, you don't know.
05:45 History is written by the name.
05:47 Sir, let me come in front.
05:48 Please.
05:49 I have to run my ticket on the news.
05:50 No, I came before you.
05:52 Sir, I am telling you...
05:53 If you don't listen to him,
05:54 you will have to pass over my dead body.
05:56 I will pass.
05:57 Okay, uncle, uncle, uncle.
06:00 Take 100 rupees and end the matter, please.
06:02 He took 1000 rupees from me,
06:03 leave him.
06:04 Okay, uncle, final.
06:07 Leave the dinner for us.
06:09 Are you crazy?
06:10 I am hungry.
06:11 I will show you a vote,
06:12 you will be sold.
06:13 I will eat your dinner.
06:14 We will cook bitter gourd meat.
06:16 No.
06:16 Small meat.
06:17 Small vote.
06:18 Small vote.
06:19 Mutton karahi,
06:20 kafta kebab,
06:21 gola kebab.
06:22 Light minced meat.
06:23 Biryani,
06:24 pulao,
06:25 zarda,
06:26 chicken karahi.
06:27 This, this, this.
06:28 You did the right thing.
06:33 I know that you don't eat bitter gourd
06:34 in the whole season.
06:35 You know,
06:39 I think I am your lucky charm.
06:41 I think so too.
06:42 Because we have taken our place
06:43 so beautifully.
06:44 Brother,
06:45 I want to see the vote.
06:46 According to him,
06:48 the police station is like a garden.
06:50 Brother,
06:52 look at the list.
06:53 I have seen the list, sir.
06:54 Shiroz,
06:55 Bald,
06:56 Bashir.
06:57 Oh, Tufail,
06:58 how come my father's name is Bashir?
06:59 Bashir is here,
07:00 your vote is not here, sir.
07:01 Harbanspure,
07:02 go ahead.
07:03 Oh, Harbanspure,
07:04 I have gone,
07:05 they say they will vote here.
07:06 Oh, uncle,
07:07 I was about to vote.
07:08 How can I change my father
07:10 and get votes?
07:11 Tell me my name.
07:13 It is written here,
07:14 Shiroz,
07:15 Bald,
07:16 Bashir.
07:17 Bald,
07:18 sir, have you read it?
07:19 Yes, yes.
07:20 Sir, look at this.
07:21 My father's name is Tufail,
07:23 Bashir is coming there.
07:24 Shiroz Khan is your name.
07:26 Yes, sir.
07:27 Have you ever met
07:28 a man named Shiroz Khan?
07:30 Sir,
07:31 I haven't met him yet.
07:32 That's why he is alive.
07:33 Shiroz Khan,
07:35 Bald,
07:36 Tufail.
07:37 Tufail is coming here.
07:38 Sir,
07:39 Bashir is coming here.
07:40 Now you tell me,
07:41 Tufail is coming
07:42 or Bashir is coming?
07:43 Here, sir.
07:44 On the ID card?
07:45 Tufail.
07:47 Tufail is coming.
07:48 Bashir is coming here.
07:49 How is that possible?
07:50 Is this my house
07:52 or a den?
07:53 How do you know?
07:54 I live with him.
07:55 Sir,
07:56 I am going to cast my vote.
07:57 Bring Tufail here too.
07:58 Listen to me,
07:59 don't cry.
08:00 Yes, sir.
08:01 Neither your Tufail
08:02 nor his Shiroz.
08:03 Yes, sir.
08:04 Write Sadak and cast your vote.
08:05 Who is Sadak?
08:06 No,
08:07 if he is a good person,
08:08 then your day is going to be good.
08:09 Take out your ID card
08:12 and see what's on it.
08:13 Sir,
08:17 Bashir is coming here.
08:18 How is my day going to be good?
08:19 You are the one
08:23 who is going to cast your vote.
08:24 Yes.
08:25 Didn't you close your shop?
08:26 I have cast my vote.
08:27 Oh,
08:29 your thumb,
08:30 your pocket,
08:31 your shawl.
08:32 Darling,
08:34 make a video for him.
08:35 Hello, friends.
08:36 This is me.
08:37 This is my polling card.
08:38 And this is our polling.
08:39 It's okay.
08:43 We are in the same lane.
08:44 Come on,
08:46 Bashir,
08:47 cast your vote.
08:48 Who is it?
08:49 Lajna.
08:50 According to the situation,
08:51 the turnout of women is not decreasing.
08:53 4-5-6 women
08:55 come in groups.
08:57 We are waiting.
08:58 5-6 women
09:01 come like this.
09:02 Don't make me feel bad
09:03 for the women.
09:04 Sir,
09:10 is there anything else?
09:11 No, no, uncle.
09:12 You are the one
09:13 who is going to cast your vote.
09:14 What about us?
09:15 We are going to be Punjabis.
09:17 Naldi is dead.
09:18 We are living alone.
09:21 For 50 years,
09:22 how difficult is it?
09:23 I think you didn't hear.
09:25 We are going to be Punjabis.
09:27 Naldi is dead.
09:28 Hey,
09:29 what happened, sir?
09:30 No, no, son.
09:32 Naldi is dead.
09:34 What can he do in this situation?
09:36 What is this question?
09:37 What do I have to do in this situation?
09:39 You are being unfaithful.
09:42 You didn't spend so much time alone.
09:44 What are you doing?
09:47 I am getting a DNA report.
09:50 I am checking the name
09:52 on the voting list.
09:53 Okay, okay.
09:54 Do you live here?
09:56 No, I am not from here.
09:58 I am a voter.
10:00 How many villages do you have?
10:01 Four.
10:03 Okay.
10:04 Thank you.
10:05 We are going to be Punjabis.
10:06 Naldi is dead.
10:07 I am Nalpara.
10:09 Give me the ballot.
10:12 Is it done?
10:13 Give it to me.
10:14 Give it to me.
10:15 This is so weird.
10:16 I have a seat in front of me.
10:17 How can I go back?
10:18 You were talking to each other.
10:21 Husband and wife.
10:22 I have a seat.
10:23 Go back.
10:24 No, I was behind you.
10:25 I saw you were behind.
10:26 Leave him alone.
10:30 He is matching the speed.
10:31 Do you sell ice cream in Istanbul?
10:35 Make the phone.
10:39 Okay.
10:40 I will take it out.
10:42 Okay.
10:43 I think the door is behind.
10:45 I will go and check.
10:46 You didn't have time.
10:48 No, this is the door.
10:50 Come.
10:51 Hello.
10:55 You are an honest man.
10:57 Thank you.
10:58 Go back.
10:59 Come.
11:00 I came before you.
11:01 Come.
11:02 I was before you.
11:03 Uncle, he is my husband.
11:05 I saw you were behind.
11:08 You let me come in front.
11:12 No, son.
11:13 I can't let you come in front.
11:15 I will go soon.
11:17 How long has it been since he died?
11:20 In Punjab.
11:21 Then you don't go fast.
11:23 Move aside.
11:26 I think I am in the fourth gear.
11:28 You three want to eat dinner?
11:30 Yes, I am hungry.
11:31 I am not hungry.
11:32 Chicken Karahi, Mutton Karahi, Kafta Kebab, Chicken Biryani, Mutton Biryani, Cauliflower.
11:41 Manchurian?
11:42 Manchurian, Chinese, Italian.
11:45 Why did you say Kashlik?
11:46 Kashlik, Russian, Canadian, Lahorian, Mirpurian, Pindian, Canadian, Islamabadian.
11:58 Uncle, why aren't you going?
12:00 He died with me.
12:02 Your hands are dirty.
12:05 It will take time for him to recover.
12:10 And then you will get Chinese again.
12:14 There will be eggs and eggs.
12:17 Where is my wife?
12:23 Please sign here.
12:25 Who is with you?
12:27 My wife is with me.
12:30 You are in Punjab, but you are with me.
12:33 Hang this parrot here.
12:39 Why is there a groom in every polling?
12:42 And the groom came at 9 in the morning.
12:44 These are for news packages.
12:46 And in most cases, the reporters themselves have said it.
12:48 He has become one.
12:50 This means you expect that the reporter will also come.
12:53 Yes, absolutely.
12:54 Where are you?
12:56 I was parking the car.
12:57 Come.
12:58 Where did you go?
13:00 He is in Punjab.
13:01 He died with her.
13:03 Wait, he will catch you.
13:06 Give me two papers.
13:08 Give me the identification card.
13:09 I have given the identification card to the priest.
13:11 I have not married her.
13:13 Sir, it would have been a big news if your bride was also with you.
13:17 My aunt doesn't believe.
13:19 She said that Ali didn't marry her.
13:21 I am telling you.
13:24 He is giving the papers.
13:26 Listen to me.
13:27 Give it to my party.
13:28 Do it quickly.
13:29 Sir, give me the identification card.
13:30 I will give you the identification card on my mobile.
13:33 Give me the number.
13:34 Hello, priest.
13:35 Please.
13:36 Give me the identification card.
13:38 You are giving me a long life.
13:40 Everything is happening quickly.
13:42 Here is the identification card.
13:46 Do you have a paper?
13:49 Give it to me.
13:50 Give it to me.
13:51 Give it to me.
13:53 Okay, it is fine.
13:55 Put it in a line.
13:57 How many more lines should I put?
14:02 I think he is like a horse.
14:05 I have come before.
14:07 Sir, I...
14:08 Brother.
14:09 Listen to me.
14:10 Brother, listen to me.
14:11 Listen to me.
14:12 Listen to me.
14:13 I am getting married today.
14:14 Don't make me late.
14:15 You are very old.
14:17 Whatever.
14:18 I am old because of this.
14:20 It is okay if I am late.
14:21 Greetings viewers.
14:25 I am Neeli from Neeli News.
14:27 I am present at the polling station.
14:29 Finally people have come out of their homes.
14:32 And are present here to vote.
14:35 I can see that many people have come here.
14:38 There are old people and young people.
14:41 And one married person.
14:44 Let's talk to the newly wed groom first.
14:50 Come.
14:51 I am the groom.
14:53 I have brought the old face.
14:55 You look like a responsible citizen.
14:58 You have come here after leaving the wedding.
15:00 We thought that one dish will be suitable.
15:03 Yes, it will be with carrots.
15:05 Cut the bread.
15:07 One second.
15:08 The question I asked you, you are giving me that answer.
15:10 Are you giving some other answer?
15:11 I want an egg burger.
15:13 Marriage is mine.
15:16 Where did this egg burger come from?
15:18 First of all, congratulations on your marriage.
15:20 Tell me who are you voting for?
15:23 I am voting for Roshan Party.
15:25 He answered very well that he wants to vote for Roshan Party.
15:29 Viewers, let's talk to the people who are going to cast their vote.
15:34 Tell me who are you voting for?
15:36 I am not voting for any candidate.
15:38 Who will you vote for?
15:39 My professor.
15:40 Who?
15:41 Professor Sajid Dharival.
15:42 Dharival?
15:43 Yes.
15:44 When teachers used to teach me, they used to call me Dharival.
15:47 He is Dharival.
15:49 Dharival.
15:50 Dharival.
15:51 Then I am casting a wrong vote.
15:53 I am casting a wrong vote.
15:55 Will they win?
15:56 Yes, they will win.
15:57 Will they win?
15:58 Yes, they will win.
15:59 Will the officers win?
16:00 Yes, they will win.
16:01 We will win.
16:02 We will cast our vote.
16:03 You keep casting your vote.
16:04 Your professor is not casting his vote.
16:06 We are a national party.
16:07 There is a fight here.
16:09 I think we should go to the next police station.
16:12 It's time for the police station.
16:17 It's 9 o'clock.
16:19 What is this?
16:22 Give me a leaf.
16:24 Give him a leaf.
16:28 He is not a father.
16:30 Take this.
16:35 Take this.
16:36 Take this.
16:37 You are a special person.
16:40 If you allow, can I cast their vote?
16:44 Yes, you can.
16:45 No one will take it.
16:46 Very good.
16:47 It should be a split.
16:48 Note one thing.
16:50 What?
16:51 You are a special person.
16:52 First of all, cast your vote.
16:54 He is an old man.
16:57 Bismillah, you want to cast your vote?
16:58 Yes, I want to cast my vote.
17:00 What is your name?
17:01 Aman Ullah.
17:02 He is still alive.
17:04 He is not the one.
17:06 Okay, he is not the one.
17:07 May God bless him.
17:08 Ameen.
17:09 Who do you want to cast your vote?
17:10 I will cast my vote inside and then decide.
17:13 Will you cast your vote inside the washing machine?
17:15 It's my wish.
17:18 I will cast my vote.
17:19 Very nice.
17:20 Wow.
17:22 Come here.
17:23 This is what I wanted to say.
17:25 He did a good job.
17:26 He did a good job.
17:28 This is a good result.
17:30 Thank you.
17:31 What?
17:32 What?
17:35 How much double more did you get?
17:37 Did you cast your vote?
17:41 No, it takes time.
17:42 I will cast my vote like this every year.
17:44 Catch him.
17:46 Catch him.
17:47 What is this?
17:48 This is what Mr. Arun would say.
17:50 Do good and then cast your vote.
17:52 One minute.
17:54 My aunt is calling.
17:57 Let me talk to her.
17:59 I heard that your aunt is also a ninja.
18:02 (laughing)