00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 Asshole?
00:04 Coffee for asshole?
00:06 Yeah, that's me.
00:07 Louder milk.
00:08 Louder milk.
00:08 Louder milk.
00:09 Louder milk.
00:09 Louder milk.
00:10 Louder, uh--
00:12 Milk.
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00:15 This is kind of embarrassing, but I
00:17 think you have a chair stuck to your back.
00:19 Ralph, not again.
00:20 [LAUGHS]
00:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:24 As your only friend, you really make
00:26 it hard for people to like you.
00:28 There's no reason to have beards like that in this day and age.
00:33 Sam Loudermilk, four years off the sauce.
00:36 New guy, why don't you introduce yourself?
00:38 You don't have to stand up.
00:40 I mean, you can, but nobody does.
00:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:47 Mr. Loudermilk, you're hard and angular and uncomfortable.
00:51 You're like an Ikea chair who leads sobriety meetings.
00:54 Be that as it may, you have a real knack with people
00:57 who've lost their way.
00:58 My daughter, Claire, she's gotten out of control.
01:00 Your brand of help is exactly what she needs.
01:03 Please, talk to her.
01:04 Women are not exactly my area of expertise.
01:08 Hey, Claire.
01:10 Who are you?
01:11 Your mother asked me to talk to you.
01:14 Oh.
01:14 Hey, no touching.
01:16 Dude, get away from my girlfriend.
01:17 All right.
01:20 What the hell were you doing in a bar?
01:22 OK, you're a drunk.
01:23 I'm a drunk.
01:24 Guys like us can't do that.
01:26 This will help with the swelling.
01:28 Thank you.
01:29 I get it.
01:30 You staged the beat down so you can garner the sympathy
01:32 of our hot neighbor.
01:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:38 So what's the big problem that nobody can help you with?
01:41 My dad is not here.
01:43 I am.
01:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:49 I just think your relationship would be good for you right now.
01:52 With someone besides me, that is.
01:54 Sure that you're a thoughtful, sensitive guy.
01:57 How?
02:00 Hurting yourself is easy, but living is hard.
02:05 I need help.
02:06 Stay clean for 72 hours, the sofa's yours.
02:09 But you got to stay sober or you got to gober.
02:12 I just came up with that.
02:13 I swear to you.
02:14 OK, wait.
02:14 Wait.
02:15 Starting now.
02:19 Yeah, this is going to go great.
02:23 Sometimes you need someone else to help
02:25 you to do things on your own.
02:26 Breathe in, breathe out.
02:30 Punch it.
02:32 Hey!
02:33 What do I do?
02:37 Talk about it.
02:38 You share, you listen.
02:40 You think we should tell her that the couch folds
02:42 into a bed?
02:43 No, we'd have to move the coffee table.
02:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:48 [LAUGHTER]
02:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:56 I think that guy's choking.
02:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:00 How is that?
03:01 I almost threw up.
03:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:05 No, it's fine.
03:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:10 You're Rocky, and Mr. T is a drug that you have to fight.
03:14 Yeah, like tetracycline.
03:16 What?
03:16 No, that's a good drug.
03:18 Is that a good--
03:18 Oh, OK, Tylenol.
03:20 People get strung out on Tylenol.
03:22 It's also good for kids.
03:23 What's that stuff?
03:24 Tiramisu.
03:26 Is that a drug?
03:27 That's a cake.
03:27 That's a dessert.
03:28 I don't know what I'm talking about.
03:29 Tamiflu?
03:30 Tamiflu.
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03:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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