00:00 Hold on, hey, this will be, that's what they be doing on Instagram and stuff when they be promoting they, well, stuff.
00:05 We got some wipes.
00:06 Uh, uh, uh, uh, what's good y'all? It's your girl Lola Brooke and I'm 'bout to do an expensive taste test for Cosmo.
00:15 [cash register sound]
00:16 I'm not a bougie girl, like, expensive taste, um, is not really a thing for me.
00:23 I'll take tap water if I had to.
00:25 [tapping]
00:26 Drink it in, baby, let's do this!
00:28 [music]
00:33 Okay, so we got two bucket hats.
00:36 Know what I'm saying?
00:37 I'm gonna feel 'em.
00:39 [sniffing]
00:41 I gotta smell it too sometimes, you just gotta be smelling it, you never know.
00:44 People be returning things, you know?
00:47 This feels really good though.
00:49 And this one is the swaggiest one.
00:53 This right here is swag, you put this on, boom, boom, boom, boom, go to the studio.
00:57 Come out with a banger.
00:59 This right here we gonna call, um, this is Miss Grinch.
01:03 Okay, this satin.
01:05 See this feels better, but I mean, I would've picked this, but this might cost more.
01:10 This is more expensive than this.
01:12 [cash register sound]
01:13 [buzzer]
01:16 This is more expensive.
01:17 But this is why I picked it anyway!
01:19 Ha, ha, this is my type of vibe.
01:22 Got that wrong, but this is the swaggy one.
01:24 [music]
01:30 Bow chicka wow wow, we got two gold chains.
01:36 This, the weight is of course more than this.
01:40 This shines more.
01:42 Uh, this is a little doe.
01:45 And I looked to see how many carats it was, and it just say a brand, so most likely,
01:52 regardless if it's real or not, when it's a brand, it just costs more for some reason.
01:57 And this one says Italy.
02:00 Wait, hold up.
02:02 Oh, this got a carat on this one, hmm.
02:04 This is, I don't feel it that much, and this I feel it, it's a little, it has some weight to it.
02:09 This right here, you can smack somebody with it, they probably won't even feel it.
02:13 You know, it won't be considered abusive.
02:15 This one is more expensive.
02:17 [cash register sound]
02:18 [buzzer]
02:20 Is this one?
02:21 That's crazy, son.
02:23 I ain't get shit right.
02:25 Yeah, that's how you know I'm from the trenches.
02:27 [laughter]
02:29 [music]
02:35 Two candles.
02:37 I love candles.
02:39 This smells like somebody's grandfather cologne.
02:41 [laughter]
02:44 Yeah, it smells like somebody's grandfather cologne.
02:49 This smell like it belongs in the forest for sure.
02:54 Well, that, that, hold on, let me hear this one now.
03:00 Well, this is much heavier for sure, and the glass is thick.
03:04 And this is not, the glass isn't so much.
03:08 Ehhh.
03:10 See, this thing is tricking you because you can really smell this.
03:15 And you can barely smell this one.
03:19 And then on top of that, this thing thick, it's trying to make you feel like it's securing it.
03:24 This is more expensive.
03:26 [music]
03:28 [ding]
03:29 Yeah, this is more expensive.
03:31 I'm one of those girls that just, I just like to smell a good candle.
03:37 And a lighting.
03:38 A set the mood lighting, and I'm a set the mood type of girl.
03:41 If you're going to set the mood, what song are you playing?
03:44 Foxes of--
03:46 [music]
03:52 Okay, so we have some French fries.
03:54 I'm going to go with the crinkly ones.
03:56 They feel like they're crispy.
03:58 We're going to test that out though.
04:00 Let me see.
04:03 These fries is from somewhere, right?
04:05 Like, y'all didn't make them.
04:06 No.
04:08 But y'all know where y'all got them from?
04:09 Yeah.
04:10 Listen.
04:11 You know I know, baby.
04:13 I'm greedy.
04:14 All right, so I'm going to taste these fries now.
04:18 I'm going to pick this up.
04:20 And don't judge.
04:21 I'm just going to pick another one because when it comes down to these, I'll be looking for a certain one.
04:27 Right?
04:28 You know this one, this my hype.
04:29 This one looks like it's going to be so good.
04:33 So I'm going to eat this one.
04:35 And it feels a little crispy, but I don't know.
04:37 Okay, so we're going to just dip and then -- these are real potatoes.
04:43 Somebody cut these.
04:45 I just need to know if these more expensive than these.
04:47 If these more expensive than these, then I need to have a conversation with somebody because this is crazy.
04:51 These the most expensive one, though.
04:53 Nobody's ever top in where these come -- these are expensive.
04:56 [ding]
04:59 $4.19 for an order.
05:02 What you mean?
05:03 This is expensive.
05:06 That's not fair.
05:07 Those ones are $13.
05:09 Uh-uh.
05:10 They both expensive.
05:12 [laughter]
05:14 [music]
05:19 Ginger ale.
05:21 Well, I'll tell you this much.
05:22 This might -- let me not do that, though.
05:26 Okay, it's a little flat.
05:28 But, you know, sometimes we like flat.
05:29 It don't matter.
05:30 As long as it quench the thirst.
05:35 It's sweet.
05:36 Okay, now let me drink.
05:39 Boom.
05:40 And this right here.
05:44 They grind up some real ginger.
05:46 This is artificial, and this is real ginger.
05:49 This color is a little -- it's questionable, but when things are questionable, it most likely is good for you.
05:57 This is the most expensive one.
06:00 [ding]
06:03 It's not bad, though.
06:04 I like it.
06:05 It's not bad.
06:06 Can I keep this?
06:07 All right, cool.
06:08 [music]
06:13 Okay, so we got lip gloss, y'all.
06:15 I like this right here, though.
06:16 This sexy.
06:20 This right here.
06:26 This right here look like it's trying to protect your life.
06:29 You never know, things that be trying to protect your life is fragile.
06:34 It smells fruity.
06:37 And it's heavy.
06:39 And this right here, let me open it up.
06:45 This smell like Play-Doh.
06:48 [laughter]
06:53 Oh, but you know what, though?
06:55 That's what they be doing on Instagram and stuff when they be promoting their stuff.
07:00 We got some wipes?
07:01 All right, cool, because I'm about to smudge on it.
07:04 Now, okay, y'all, so that's how that look on there, boo-boo.
07:10 Okay.
07:11 And then I'm going to go in with the -- ooh, that brush feel good on my skin.
07:17 All right, so this one -- ooh, that's a gloss for real.
07:21 Okay, but wait, hold on.
07:22 Let me see the brushes.
07:24 That's what matters.
07:25 It's really not the smell.
07:26 It's the brush.
07:27 And then -- but then every time you -- this is a hazard.
07:31 That's not cool.
07:33 This is the most expensive one, right?
07:39 Okay, because that one was -- this a hazard on there.
07:42 It's basically telling you keep putting it on because it's going to come off.
07:47 It's handing it itself to you.
07:49 Yep.
07:50 Do you have a celebrity makeup brand that is your favorite?
07:52 I love Fenty.
07:53 I'm wearing Fenty right now.
07:54 Y'all see this little glow?
07:56 I can't name everything, but everything on me is Fenty for sure.
07:59 [music]
08:05 We have two bags.
08:07 Let's see.
08:12 Okay, so on the outside it's like a metallic gold, and it feels a little rough.
08:19 And then inside it has like a print.
08:24 Let's see if there's some money in here.
08:28 That's that.
08:30 And, okay, so this bag, this is real leather, baby.
08:34 It was hard for them to sew this.
08:36 I see it.
08:38 Let me go inside.
08:39 Leather inside.
08:40 It looks like I could fit in it.
08:41 I love the way leather smells.
08:44 It smells like leather.
08:45 This is the most expensive one.
08:50 Amen.
08:52 You know what I'm saying?
08:53 This is what it is, baby.
08:54 It's $545.
08:56 Would you spend that on that?
08:57 I would not spend $500, $600 on this bag.
09:01 No.
09:02 And TJ Maxx, they got bags $49.99, $24.99.
09:07 TJ Maxx, trust me, I used to work there.
09:09 I know what they got up in there.
09:10 So, yeah.
09:13 [music]
09:18 We got popcorn.
09:21 Let me smell it first.
09:23 It's probably hot.
09:26 It smells stale.
09:29 That might not be a word, but this smell staler.
09:34 You ever had stale cereal?
09:36 Why?
09:37 It's not that bad.
09:40 I'm scared.
09:42 But I'm going to try it.
09:47 That's real salty.
09:51 But it's different.
09:52 Over here, it got some stuff on there.
10:00 I should have dipped that.
10:01 You can't do too much of it, though.
10:02 You can do a little bit.
10:03 Okay.
10:05 This is good, y'all.
10:07 I got to re-think about this.
10:09 It looks seasoned.
10:11 It looks like it tastes hot because it is hot.
10:14 It's, like, really good, though.
10:16 I love it.
10:17 This tastes like I had it from the deli before.
10:19 I've never had this before.
10:21 And this, they try to get fancy.
10:22 When you have fancy popcorn, it's more expensive.
10:25 This straight to it.
10:26 It's more expensive, right?
10:31 Yeah, amen, I know.
10:34 That's expensive.
10:35 It's a different taste, too.
10:36 Expensive means different.
10:38 My score was five out of eight.
10:40 I feel pretty good about it because I got tricked.
10:42 They in over here cheating, but they not going to tell y'all that part.
10:45 Make sure y'all go get my new project that I just dropped.
10:48 It is not expensive, I'm telling you.
10:50 It's really not expensive.
10:52 It's very affordable.
10:53 [laughter]
10:54 [music]
11:10 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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