00:00Some of these recipes sound so good, just listen to this one for turkey upside down
00:10pudding.
00:11We had a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner, but after every Thanksgiving, why do we have nothing
00:17but turkey, turkey, turkey?
00:18Oh, be careful of my table.
00:19Oh, well, it's only a small hammer.
00:20Well, just in case you feel a lecture coming on, you better let me hold it.
00:26No, no.
00:27I have no intention of delivering a lecture, but golly, it's just a ... Here, take the
00:32hammer.
00:33What's the matter with people?
00:36After sitting down to a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, the family seated around the table,
00:42a nice, big, juicy turkey, and then they have to spoil the memory of this beautiful occasion
00:47by stuffing themselves with turkey for the rest of the week.
00:50But don't look at me.
00:51I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous.
00:54For a full week after Thanksgiving, every meal, what do people have?
00:59Nothing but turkey, turkey, turkey.
01:00Can you stuff a turkey good, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
01:01Can you stuff a turkey good for Thanksgiving?
01:02She can stuff a turkey good like a turkey stuffer should.
01:03But she's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.
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03:17Chad, what about you?
03:19Well, I'm very thankful to you all for, you know, allowing a stranger into your holiday
03:26with a very different diet.
03:29But I'm very also thankful for you, Ms. Martha, for how open-minded you've been, how welcoming
03:35you've been with your home, even though this morning had a bit of a rocky start.
03:41That it was.
03:43Vera?
03:44Like Chad, I want to thank everybody for welcoming me into your hearts and your homes for this
03:52holiday.
03:53It definitely feels like family.
04:01Hun?
04:04Well, I'm thankful for family, like everyone.
04:08I'm thankful for Ginger and her safety and success at school.
04:15I'm thankful for Chad for being a supportive partner.
04:19And wherever the road may lead you, I am thankful for your success.
04:29Care to chime in, Rich?
04:32I'm thankful for a swift divorce when my wife took me in for almost everything.
04:41Oh, you're not thankful for Meredith?
04:44That's Susan, actually.
04:46And no, we broke up last weekend, so I guess I'm thankful for my independence.
04:51Richard, you are on thin ice.
04:54No, you're one to talk.
04:57You sit here putting on this Betty Crocker appearance when your daughters are making
05:01a mess of their lives.
05:02And you just sweep it all under the rug and pretend like everything's perfect.
05:07Well, you know what?
05:08That rug is going to spit back and then boom!
05:11A mess is going to fill the whole house.
05:13That is enough, Rich!
05:16Occasionally.
05:20Guys, by the way, a cute couple picture.
05:22Oh, I'm not interested.
05:24Why are you still single?
05:26Higher up, higher up.
05:28A long angle from higher up.
05:30Higher up!
