00:00I know, but some of these recipes sound so good.
00:07Just listen to this one for turkey upside-down pudding.
00:10Now, Margaret, we had a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner.
00:13But after every Thanksgiving, why do we have nothing but turkey, turkey, turkey?
00:17Oh, be careful, my table.
00:19Oh, well, it's only a small hammer.
00:21Well, just the same.
00:22In case you feel a lecture coming on, you better let me hold it.
00:24No, no.
00:25I have no intention of delivering a lecture.
00:28But golly, it's just a...
00:30Here, take the hammer.
00:32What's the matter with people?
00:35After sitting down to a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, the family seated around the table,
00:40a nice, big, juicy turkey, and then they have to spoil the memory of this beautiful occasion
00:46by stuffing themselves with turkey for the rest of the week.
00:49But don't look at me.
00:50I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous.
00:53For a full week after Thanksgiving, every meal, why do people have nothing but turkey,
00:58turkey, turkey?
00:59No seagulls there today.
01:00Want an interview about something?
01:01Yeah, please.
01:02Want an interview?
01:03Yeah, I got it.
01:04We're supposed to have turkey today, but them seagulls is gone up there.
01:05You understand?
01:06They got you, Ted.
01:07They got you good, boss.
01:08All right.
01:09We had a great time.
01:10We had a great time.
01:11We had a great time.
01:12We had a great time.
01:13We had a great time.
01:14We had a great time.
01:15We had a great time.
01:16We had a great time.
01:17We had a great time.
01:18We had a great time.
01:19We had a great time.
01:20We had a great time.
01:21We had a great time.
01:23We had turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce, peas, pie, coffee, milk, the regular procedures
01:34that you have in any institution.
01:36This is about the best Thanksgiving that I had since last Thanksgiving.
01:43Can you stuff a turkey good, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
01:49Can you stuff a turkey good for Thanksgiving?
01:54She can stuff a turkey good like a turkey stuffer should.
01:59But she's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.
02:05Can she roast a turkey brown?
02:10Don't pay no attention to what Granny's singing, turkey.
02:19Where'd you go?
02:21Hey, turkey, turkey.
02:23Hey, turkey, turkey.
02:25Don't be scared.
02:27Granny don't mean no harm.
02:29See, I brought you some nice stuffing.
02:31I mean bread.
02:33How much longer until it's ready to come out of the oven?
02:36Patience, sweetheart.
02:37Anticipation is the best part.
02:39Are you ready for the list?
02:42Hit me.
02:44Green bean casserole?
02:46Check.
02:47Dumplings?
02:48Triple check.
02:50Cornbread pudding?
02:51Quadruple check.
02:53The turkey's in the oven.
02:54More sides are on the way.
02:56Affirmative.
02:57You're so organized.
02:59You're a proper Air Force brat.
03:02Efficiency is in my blood.
03:04You really are something.
03:07Permission to hug?
03:09Granted.
03:37This is why I don't watch TV.
03:39Hey, Mannequin is one of my favorite movies.
03:41Mannequin 1, not 2.
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:45Oh, my eyes.
03:49Oh, you guys, I'm Marvin.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:53You're a bad guy.
03:54Come on.
03:55I'm just trying to have fun.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:02Oh, my God.
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04:54Oh, my God.