00:00 (music ends)
00:02 (music starts)
00:04 (music starts)
00:05 This holiday season comes a toy you'll simply die for.
00:09 Your new best friend is back with his signature stripes and lifelike eyes.
00:15 (thunder)
00:16 This good guy is always ready for some fun.
00:20 You'll want to keep an eye on him.
00:22 (man grunts)
00:23 You never know what trouble he'll get into next.
00:27 (man grunts)
00:30 If you lose track of him, don't fret.
00:33 (man grunts)
00:38 He'll always find his way back to you.
00:42 (man screams)
00:47 Bring home your friend 'til the end.
00:49 'Cause if you don't...
00:51 You're f***ing dead. You hear me? F***ing dead.
00:56 Disassembly of parts, body and otherwise, may be required.
00:58 Good Guys is not responsible for naming, dismemberment, amputation, laceration, strangulation, bodily harm or death of any kind.
01:04 Adult supervision recommended.
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