The PFK WWE2k23 TOURNAMENT! DAY ONE LIVESTREAM | partsFUNknown - video Dailymotion

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It's the PFK World Cup To Determine The Best In The World At WWE2k23! Today five members of the WrestleTalk crew will battle to see who will advance to tomorrow's final as we find out who is the best in the world at WWE2K23!  Want to ensure your question/comment is read out on-screen? UltraChat here: http://wrestletalk.com/pfk We are raffling off a copy of WWE2k23 on the console of your choice, signed by all of the competitors in this tournament! Just send your receipt of an ultrachat of $10 USD or more to support@wrestletalk.com to enter yourself in the raffle!  Timestamps: 0:00 - Start 13:48 - Match 1 33:47 - Match 2 45:35 - Match 3 55:36 - Match 4 1:07:53 - Match 5 1:18:00 - Match 6 1:46:37 - Match 7 2:00:47 - Match 8 2:13:14 - Match 9 2:26:35 - Match 10 2:40:00 - Final Match

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00:02:32 - PFK, PFK, PFK, PFK!

00:02:37 - Hello and welcome to the PFK World Cup

00:02:39 to determine the best in the world at 2K23.

00:02:42 I'm joined by Tempest.

00:02:44 - Hello, I'm joined by renowned sports commentator,

00:02:48 Brian Children.

00:02:49 - Indeed, indeed.

00:02:50 I am here today and I'm very, very excited

00:02:52 for this tournament.

00:02:53 It is going, let's go quickly over the rules, shall we?

00:02:55 - Yes, please.

00:02:56 - So we've got a tournament here,

00:02:57 it's gonna be a round robin tournament.

00:02:59 All five competitors are gonna face off each other,

00:03:01 against each other once.

00:03:03 There'll be a 15 minute time limit for each match.

00:03:07 If the time limit expires,

00:03:08 then the competitors will both receive one point.

00:03:11 Otherwise the winner of the match will receive two points.

00:03:13 - It's the G1 climax.

00:03:15 - Exactly, exactly.

00:03:16 And at the end of the round robin competition,

00:03:18 the two competitors with the most points

00:03:19 will face each other in the block final

00:03:21 with no time limit to see who advances

00:03:24 to the tournament final tomorrow.

00:03:25 I'm very, very excited, are you?

00:03:27 - I'm very excited.

00:03:28 Everybody here I think has equal chances of winning.

00:03:31 There's been loads and loads of practice

00:03:33 going on in the office all week long.

00:03:35 This is a very exciting tournament

00:03:37 and I'm very excited to be part of it.

00:03:38 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:03:39 And so am I, so am I.

00:03:40 And we're also gonna have a vote on different stipulations

00:03:44 that could be part of the match.

00:03:45 Using our handy technology here of a randomizer,

00:03:49 I think we're gonna stick a poll up in the chat.

00:03:51 - Right, you are, yes.

00:03:52 Because we wanna spice things up around here,

00:03:54 we don't want each of these matches

00:03:56 to just be regular old singles matches, of course.

00:03:58 We will be going through a number of different stipulations,

00:04:02 ladder matches, tables matches, steel cage matches,

00:04:05 et cetera, and we are going to be giving you

00:04:08 three options to vote on.

00:04:10 Those three options will then be put into the chat

00:04:13 in a poll and whichever match gets the most votes,

00:04:16 that will be the stipulation of the next match.

00:04:19 So we will be doing this throughout the stream,

00:04:21 so make sure you continue to get your votes in.

00:04:23 But we are going to start off

00:04:25 by randomizing three options here.

00:04:27 So I want to quickly add in some more possible options here

00:04:32 because these matches have very, very different rules

00:04:37 and different levels of difficulty as well.

00:04:39 - Oh yes, ladder matches are really horrible.

00:04:42 I've tried a few myself in real life, of course,

00:04:45 in an underground boxing ring that no longer exists.

00:04:48 Now, we will also be giving away

00:04:51 some fantastic things today.

00:04:53 You can win a signed copy of WWE 2K23,

00:04:57 all you have to do is to enter the raffle.

00:04:59 (all exclaiming)

00:05:01 All you have to do to win this is to enter the raffle

00:05:05 and that is you have to send in an Ultra Chat

00:05:07 of $10 or more to wrestletalk.com/pfk.

00:05:11 Please email your receipt to support@wrestletalk.com

00:05:15 and we'll be giving away another copy of the game tomorrow

00:05:17 and regular Ultra Chats will also be read out

00:05:19 at the $5 barrier as per usual.

00:05:23 - Who's it signed by? - Are we ready?

00:05:25 What was that?

00:05:26 - Who's it signed by?

00:05:27 - Oh, it's a good question.

00:05:28 Who is it signed by?

00:05:30 - Well, it is signed by all 10 of our lovely competitors

00:05:34 in this tournament, all five from the WrestleTalk block

00:05:37 and all five from the No Holds, No Rolls bar block.

00:05:42 We have another thing coming soon

00:05:45 that is gonna make those names

00:05:46 a little bit more difficult to remember.

00:05:49 Keep straight.

00:05:49 - Oh, if only we could think of new ideas.

00:05:52 Now, are we ready for our randomizer?

00:05:56 - I do believe so.

00:05:58 So we're going to spin our lovely wheel here.

00:06:03 That's the shuffled, there we go.

00:06:05 - There we go. - It's spinning.

00:06:05 - It's spinning, it is spinning.

00:06:07 Thrilling stuff for the viewer here.

00:06:08 I can describe how it's spinning.

00:06:10 It's landed on, has it?

00:06:12 Yes. - And it's stopping.

00:06:14 Our first option is a last man standing match.

00:06:18 - Oh, that'll be a long one, won't it?

00:06:22 - It's worth keeping in mind, of course,

00:06:25 because some of these matches

00:06:26 may be much easier to win faster.

00:06:29 And with a 15 minute time limit attached to it,

00:06:32 maybe a last man standing match

00:06:33 isn't what the competitors are hoping to see.

00:06:36 - Absolutely not, absolutely not.

00:06:38 Okay, let's see the next one.

00:06:39 - Our second option is, oh.

00:06:43 (all groaning)

00:06:46 It's really going to the line, a ladder match.

00:06:49 (all groaning)

00:06:51 - Luke going howled in disappointment at that one there.

00:06:55 It's a really difficult match to win.

00:06:57 - And the final option is a tables match.

00:07:02 - Oh, very fun. - Okay, cool, that's fine.

00:07:05 - Okay, so we can win those.

00:07:06 - Our first match of the day is going to be

00:07:09 the raw podcast duo of Luke Owen, DAD,

00:07:14 and the professor, Dan Layton.

00:07:16 So whatever kind of match you would like to see

00:07:19 these two fine gentlemen have,

00:07:21 make sure you get your votes in.

00:07:23 The poll should be in the chat now.

00:07:26 So make sure you check out

00:07:27 whether you want it to be a ladder match,

00:07:28 a tables match, or a last man standing match.

00:07:32 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:07:32 And while you're here,

00:07:33 please do subscribe to PartsFunKnown as well.

00:07:35 And we can do more of these cool, fun things here.

00:07:39 And also, this is a huge push for our Patreon here today.

00:07:44 And we're going to do some fun things

00:07:46 when we reach different levels, aren't we Tempest?

00:07:49 - Oh, it's going to be so fun, Brian.

00:07:51 - So fun for me, 'cause I'm not doing any of them.

00:07:54 - You're not playing today.

00:07:56 - Not today.

00:07:57 Well, technically, Brian Children's

00:07:59 never playing in this tournament.

00:08:00 - It's true.

00:08:01 - He's going to be poor old, stupid,

00:08:03 lovely, beautiful Sullivan Brown.

00:08:06 So basically, we are trying to aim for,

00:08:09 over the course of all of our streams,

00:08:10 to reach around 2,200 patrons.

00:08:13 And in which case, we will do a full playthrough

00:08:15 of WWE 2K23's My Rise Mode with Adam Blampied

00:08:20 and the aforementioned beautiful Sullivan Brown.

00:08:22 But then of course, we are going to be doing

00:08:26 goals to get there on the way.

00:08:29 So I believe it is another,

00:08:31 is it another 10 Patreon subscribers?

00:08:34 Yes, another 10 Patreon subscribers.

00:08:35 Is that the lemon juice?

00:08:37 - It will be.

00:08:38 - It will be the lemon juice, excellent.

00:08:39 I've just seen the sheer amount of words on this tablet

00:08:42 has made it all mean nothing to me.

00:08:43 (all laughing)

00:08:47 - Because we, of course, need to make these matches

00:08:50 a little bit harder for our competitors.

00:08:52 Oh, this WWE 2K23, that game is far too easy, you see.

00:08:57 - Oh, yes.

00:08:58 - We need to make it a little bit more difficult.

00:08:59 And our first one, of course, will be,

00:09:01 if we hit 10 more Patreon subscribers within the next hour,

00:09:06 one of these fine matches,

00:09:09 our competitors will have to do

00:09:11 that have a shot of lemon juice

00:09:12 to make things a little bit more uncomfortable.

00:09:14 - Lovely, lovely, lovely.

00:09:16 And remember, you know,

00:09:17 that every pound that you pledge towards our Patreon,

00:09:21 it allows us not only to make great content like this,

00:09:24 but also keeps the bailiffs away from my house.

00:09:27 I've got into hideous debt with some very dangerous men,

00:09:31 and they say I don't need my legs anymore.

00:09:33 I disagree with that, but please do, please do donate.

00:09:38 I'm so scared.

00:09:39 (all laughing)

00:09:41 - These are not very friendly bailiffs, then, it sounds like.

00:09:45 - I don't know if they're real bailiffs sent by the council,

00:09:47 because they seem to be armed with machetes.

00:09:51 All right.

00:09:53 (all laughing)

00:09:56 - But yes, bottom line, we must protect Brian at all costs.

00:10:00 But also, there's so much great content

00:10:03 over on the WrestleTalk and PFK Patreon at the moment,

00:10:06 whether that be early access every week

00:10:08 to a new episode of "Monday Night War,"

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00:10:13 weekly podcasts, whether that be

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00:10:19 There are so many great pieces of exclusive content.

00:10:22 And because we're having far, far more new shows

00:10:26 coming your way here on "Parts Fun Known"

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00:10:32 - Whoa!

00:10:33 - There has never been a better time to go and subscribe

00:10:38 to the Patreon and getting even more exclusive content

00:10:41 and maybe some more early access content as well.

00:10:44 - Yes, there'll also be potentially

00:10:47 the start of a beta testing of one of the most exciting

00:10:50 things that WrestleTalk has ever done.

00:10:52 But I've already said too much about that.

00:10:54 It's gonna be coming up reasonably soon.

00:10:57 Hopefully, fingers crossed, maybe, who knows.

00:10:59 So--

00:11:00 - Probably amazing.

00:11:01 (all laughing)

00:11:03 - I'll be ready to see what the results of the poll are,

00:11:05 or do we think we need a little bit more time?

00:11:07 - Oh, why don't we give them just another couple minutes

00:11:09 to get their votes in, of course.

00:11:11 Make sure that you are voting in the chat

00:11:12 for what our first match is going to be,

00:11:14 whether that is a ladder match, a tables match,

00:11:17 or a last man standing match.

00:11:18 - Table! - This first match.

00:11:20 Dan wants it to be a tables match.

00:11:21 - To the table match!

00:11:22 - Yeah, it's at tables again.

00:11:23 - Might be the easiest match of the three to win.

00:11:24 - Yes.

00:11:25 - We don't want things to be easy for our competitors.

00:11:27 - Yep.

00:11:28 - Make sure you got your votes in.

00:11:29 - We're gonna be seeing Luke,

00:11:30 who's gonna be playing as Kevin Nash,

00:11:33 and Dan's gonna be playing as Kurt Angle,

00:11:35 because that's Adam's favorite wrestler.

00:11:37 (all laughing)

00:11:39 So he deliberately chose that as,

00:11:40 well, because they've tried to be each other

00:11:44 for many years now with the blonde hair.

00:11:46 Adam now trying to make his own identity

00:11:48 with brown hair again.

00:11:50 I mean, do you think that Dan's gonna follow suit soon enough?

00:11:52 - I mean, surely.

00:11:54 One, the leader follows the pack,

00:11:56 and the pack follows the leader.

00:11:58 (laughing)

00:11:59 - How dare you? - Well, he's making

00:11:59 quite a face at me for having said this,

00:12:02 but rightly pointed out,

00:12:04 each of our competitors has been

00:12:06 more or less assigned a wrestler.

00:12:08 They got to choose from a list,

00:12:10 and we did a random order generator

00:12:13 in the office recently to determine

00:12:15 who was going to get the first pick.

00:12:17 Each of these wrestlers is going to have

00:12:19 an overall rating of 90

00:12:22 to make things as evenly matched as possible.

00:12:25 We don't want, you know, a Brock Lesnar

00:12:27 going up against a Reggie, for example.

00:12:30 We want this to be a level playing field,

00:12:32 and thus everyone playing has a wrestler with that rating,

00:12:36 including our first two, Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle.

00:12:41 - What a match that would be.

00:12:42 - Oh, what a match.

00:12:43 - Oh, yes, lovely stuff.

00:12:45 We'd love to see it.

00:12:47 Oh, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

00:12:50 So yeah, please do get your ultra chats in.

00:12:52 I'm gonna be reading them out in between the matches.

00:12:55 It'll be Luke after this match

00:12:56 will be coming to join me on this desk.

00:12:58 And also, yes, please do pledge to our Patreon

00:13:01 as that is a huge reason why we want to keep on

00:13:06 doing this great content and streams like this.

00:13:08 That Patreon money makes that possible, doesn't it?

00:13:12 - It keeps you safe, Brian.

00:13:13 - It does keep me safe from the horrible, scary monsters

00:13:16 that live now in my house.

00:13:19 (laughing)

00:13:20 - Oh, dear.

00:13:21 Well, with that being said,

00:13:22 I think we're ready to go to our poll.

00:13:24 So perhaps if we could get a lovely shout out

00:13:27 from off camera.

00:13:29 What is leading the poll, sir?

00:13:35 - Someone?

00:13:36 - Last man standing.

00:13:38 - Oh.

00:13:39 - We're having a last man standing match

00:13:41 between lovely Luke and even lovelier Dan.

00:13:44 So let's go straight to the action now

00:13:47 and see who is gonna be walking away

00:13:49 with today's first victory.

00:13:51 - Okay, I'm just gonna change my thing.

00:13:55 - I don't pay attention to those ones, should I?

00:13:58 - Well, this is part of my training in the week.

00:14:00 I've been told I should pay attention to those.

00:14:02 - I'll just click start.

00:14:03 - Were you allowed to do that?

00:14:04 Was that a mistake?

00:14:05 - No, well, it's that now we're on screen, so it's fine.

00:14:08 - I've tried to recreate my sort of living situation

00:14:11 as best I can.

00:14:12 Got a little.

00:14:13 - Oh, hell no!

00:14:14 - Oh, hell no!

00:14:15 - Straight off the bat.

00:14:16 - Bad start, bad start, bad start.

00:14:17 Come on, Kev.

00:14:18 - Now we.

00:14:18 - Yeah, big sexy time.

00:14:20 - And this is NWO, Kev, isn't it?

00:14:23 - Of course it is, Kev.

00:14:23 - Yeah, yeah.

00:14:24 It's cool, Kev.

00:14:25 Big sexy.

00:14:26 Come on, back up, straight up, into another move.

00:14:30 Try and reverse me.

00:14:31 That's it.

00:14:32 - Cyborg slam, to sweep me.

00:14:34 - You can't just have your guy off camera.

00:14:36 This isn't fair.

00:14:37 You've got backup.

00:14:38 - Oh, yeah!

00:14:40 - Come on, Kurt.

00:14:41 You won the Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck.

00:14:44 You can do this.

00:14:45 - Here we go, up we go.

00:14:46 Oh, oh no.

00:14:47 - Sucks to be you, doesn't it?

00:14:48 - Oh no.

00:14:49 Aha, I blocked you.

00:14:50 No, damn it.

00:14:51 Oh.

00:14:53 No, okay, I'm back up, I'm back up, I'm back up.

00:14:55 Aha.

00:14:55 - No, you're not.

00:14:56 - Oh, for God's sake.

00:14:59 Come on, Kev, I'll be good.

00:15:00 - Get away from the.

00:15:02 - Woo, I'm Kurt Angle.

00:15:04 Look at my five o'clock shadow.

00:15:06 - Who the man?

00:15:08 Oh, shit.

00:15:09 - Who is the man, indeed?

00:15:14 - Nope.

00:15:16 - Oh, yeah.

00:15:18 Are we allowed to swear?

00:15:20 I've sworn, sorry.

00:15:21 - Sorry, I've already sworn once as well.

00:15:23 It's bound to happen.

00:15:24 Oh, Daniel.

00:15:26 This is bang out.

00:15:28 - Do something, Kurt.

00:15:29 What is wrong with you?

00:15:30 - This is bang out of order.

00:15:32 - You're not gonna be able to lift him.

00:15:33 Oh, yes you are.

00:15:35 - That's the strength of Kurt Angle right there.

00:15:37 - I'm gonna go over here now.

00:15:39 Let's see what's under here.

00:15:41 - Oh, can you do that?

00:15:42 Who's carrying him?

00:15:43 - Yeah, we're gonna have you.

00:15:44 Little Kendo stick time.

00:15:45 - Oh dear.

00:15:49 - Stay down, bitch.

00:15:52 No, no.

00:15:53 No, no, run, run, run, run.

00:15:55 No, Kurt, no, let me be.

00:15:57 Quick, lose the cat.

00:15:59 - He's broken the Kendo stick over his stupid bald head.

00:16:03 - Excuse me, it's not bald.

00:16:04 It's, you know.

00:16:05 - I should know.

00:16:06 - I miss sort of bleach blonde Kevin Nash.

00:16:14 - I think I said Kurt Angle for a second.

00:16:16 - Bleach blonde Kurt Angle, yeah, he was there.

00:16:18 - Right.

00:16:20 - What the dickens?

00:16:21 Have you got a signature already?

00:16:23 - I'm really good at this game.

00:16:25 - Oh no, this is not good for me at all.

00:16:26 No, oh no, angle slam, angle slam.

00:16:29 Oh no.

00:16:30 - Stay down, stay down, stay down, stay down.

00:16:34 Damn it.

00:16:36 - Back up at two, back up at two.

00:16:38 Of course he is, he's waiting for me.

00:16:40 - Go on, come here, come here.

00:16:45 Get out of my way, I'm trying to climb.

00:16:49 - Oh, okay, I see now.

00:16:50 This is the first time I've done a last man standing.

00:16:53 - Gotta use it like a pinfall situation.

00:16:55 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:56 All right, here we go.

00:16:58 - Thanks, ref.

00:16:59 - Oh no.

00:17:00 - Referee, referee on the side of the outsiders

00:17:04 as per usual.

00:17:06 Oh no.

00:17:07 Oh, missed the triangle.

00:17:12 - How was that?

00:17:13 Just trying to help your neck out there.

00:17:14 - Missed the triangle, I missed the triangle, Dan.

00:17:15 - So as this match is going on,

00:17:18 we just want to quickly say that there are stipulations

00:17:21 for the next match that you can be voting on

00:17:23 in the chat right now.

00:17:25 And what are those three stipulations going to be, Tempest?

00:17:28 - So the three stipulations from our lovely list here.

00:17:31 The first one will be another shot at seeing a ladder match.

00:17:36 - Very good, very good, very fun.

00:17:38 - 15 year old boy thing to do.

00:17:40 - The next one, of course, we spin the wheel again

00:17:43 because this match will be between Ollie Davis and myself.

00:17:47 The next one will again be a last man standing match.

00:17:52 We're at the mercy of the wheel, see.

00:17:54 - The wheel hates us and the wheel hates difference.

00:17:57 The wheel wants the same matches over and over and over again.

00:18:00 - I promise there are more than three options on this wheel.

00:18:04 - Are you sure about that?

00:18:04 Because it just landed on ladder match again.

00:18:07 - No, we've got this.

00:18:08 - I feel like this is how WWE has been booked

00:18:13 for many years now under,

00:18:14 no, don't land on last man standing again.

00:18:17 It's done it again, folks.

00:18:18 - Take them out.

00:18:21 - We can just keep spitting.

00:18:23 - I don't want to keep adding them back.

00:18:26 - Oh, is it going to be tables again?

00:18:27 - It's going to be a tables match.

00:18:28 So you get the same option for my match with Ollie Davis

00:18:32 as you just had, but maybe we'll see something different.

00:18:34 - It's time for the big.

00:18:35 - Make sure you get your votes in

00:18:38 on the new poll that will be created in chat.

00:18:40 - Yes.

00:18:41 - Thank you very much.

00:18:42 Let's get back to the action.

00:18:44 - All right, well, the action is I'm getting my ass kicked.

00:18:47 I thought I was going to start a big comeback,

00:18:48 but it is not happening.

00:18:50 Come on, Kev.

00:18:50 (indistinct)

00:18:53 - Aha, yes.

00:18:55 - No, but I've got a really cool move in the corner.

00:18:57 Can you just let me do it?

00:18:58 - No.

00:18:59 - Come on, Lee.

00:19:00 - That's it.

00:19:00 - I want you all to know that just as you cut away

00:19:02 to Brian and Tempest.

00:19:05 - Here we go.

00:19:06 Two sweep me.

00:19:06 - Oh yeah.

00:19:08 - Two sweep me, two sweep me.

00:19:10 Yeah.

00:19:10 (cheering)

00:19:12 - Oh, he's down.

00:19:13 - One.

00:19:13 - Who's the man?

00:19:15 - Let me do my, this isn't fair.

00:19:17 - Who's the man?

00:19:18 He's stunned.

00:19:19 - He just whipped you for an entire match.

00:19:21 - Yeah, and now you're stunned.

00:19:23 - Come on, come on, buddy.

00:19:24 You can do it.

00:19:24 Come on, Kurt.

00:19:25 (cheering)

00:19:27 - I want you all to know that if there is anyone

00:19:28 in this stream who is going to like,

00:19:31 essentially throw their controller at the screen,

00:19:35 ruin it for everybody, it's going to be DAD.

00:19:38 'Cause he just fully stropped at me.

00:19:40 - It's true, I did.

00:19:43 - You did, it was like, I've never seen something so 1996.

00:19:47 - Ah, the comeback is about to begin.

00:19:50 Come on, Kev.

00:19:50 Up you get, mate.

00:19:51 Oops.

00:19:53 It's all right.

00:19:56 I didn't even need to do the kick out thing properly.

00:19:58 Oh, are you doing a charged thing?

00:20:00 Oh dear.

00:20:01 Oh dear.

00:20:02 Oh dear.

00:20:02 That's an angle slam right there.

00:20:03 - The problem is, in a last man standing match,

00:20:05 my finisher.

00:20:06 - He's up for one.

00:20:07 He's up for one.

00:20:08 Of course he is.

00:20:09 Big Kev.

00:20:09 No selling the angle slam.

00:20:12 - No selling, Kev.

00:20:13 (laughing)

00:20:14 - Like an absolute legend.

00:20:16 No selling.

00:20:17 - Smartest man in the business.

00:20:20 - He's stunned, he's stunned, he's stunned, he's stunned.

00:20:23 Okay, come on, Kev.

00:20:24 - Two.

00:20:25 - Okay, all right, it's okay.

00:20:26 It's okay, I've got up until at least five from the stunt.

00:20:29 - Four.

00:20:31 - No one, I can't do anything like that.

00:20:33 - Well, no, you've got to wait, you've got to wait,

00:20:35 you've got to wait.

00:20:35 Okay, here we go.

00:20:36 Six.

00:20:37 Right, here we go.

00:20:38 It's time to get up.

00:20:39 - Seven.

00:20:40 - Oh, he's only got one hand today.

00:20:41 - Okay.

00:20:42 Ah, no.

00:20:43 All right, okay, next time, next time.

00:20:44 - No.

00:20:45 - Oh, he knows how to work it.

00:20:47 - No.

00:20:48 - No.

00:20:49 - Stay down.

00:20:50 - No, not the legs, not the legs.

00:20:52 Not Kevin Nash's legs.

00:20:54 - Two.

00:20:58 - Oh.

00:20:59 - No, stay down.

00:21:01 - Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.

00:21:02 - Yes.

00:21:03 - I don't know if this is even fair.

00:21:06 What did I bring on Sheeran for?

00:21:08 - Who is the man?

00:21:11 - Not you, babe.

00:21:13 Bye.

00:21:14 - Ah.

00:21:15 - How much time we got left?

00:21:18 - Eight minutes.

00:21:20 - Wait, what happens if we draw?

00:21:21 - We get a point each, I think.

00:21:23 - Oh, okay.

00:21:23 Do you want to draw?

00:21:24 Should we just hold out?

00:21:25 - It needs some Lee-Lee-Lee style five minutes.

00:21:26 - Oh, for God's sake.

00:21:28 That's it, that's it.

00:21:32 Now we got him, Kev.

00:21:33 Now we got him, Kev.

00:21:34 Absolutely, pick him back up.

00:21:37 Get this little dweeb back up.

00:21:39 Not you, just Kev.

00:21:42 - No, but it's Olympic gold medal Kev.

00:21:43 - And he's a proper dweeb.

00:21:45 - What were you going to say there, Ollie?

00:21:48 - He's going to, it's a very thin line.

00:21:50 - Well, I did it.

00:21:51 - I didn't know.

00:21:52 - I'm very good at this game, actually.

00:21:55 - Dan's been telling us that all day.

00:21:57 Damn it.

00:21:58 Oh.

00:22:03 - Get out of the ring, Kev.

00:22:06 Get out of the ring.

00:22:07 - It's a three and a half star match.

00:22:08 - You could let me, I was down then.

00:22:09 You could let me go, but you didn't, did you?

00:22:10 - No.

00:22:11 - Because there's more punishment to come your way,

00:22:14 you little dweeb.

00:22:15 - Nobody likes Kevin Nash.

00:22:17 Nobody.

00:22:18 - I do.

00:22:19 And everyone does.

00:22:20 Everyone likes Kevin Nash.

00:22:23 Too sweet.

00:22:24 - I'm stunned.

00:22:25 I'm stunned.

00:22:26 What are you doing?

00:22:27 What's this tactic?

00:22:28 - Yeah.

00:22:29 - Stun him some more.

00:22:31 - Nobody's made the sun go down less.

00:22:34 - Finish him.

00:22:35 - Oh no, he's tripped me.

00:22:37 I tripped.

00:22:39 - Pick up the broken chair, baby.

00:22:41 Or don't.

00:22:42 - No, I think that chair's done.

00:22:43 - Fine, I'll get you another one.

00:22:45 - Who's the man?

00:22:46 It's me!

00:22:48 Who the man?

00:22:49 Come on, get in.

00:22:50 Get in, dweeb.

00:22:51 - Boo.

00:22:53 - Boo.

00:22:54 - Yeah.

00:22:58 - He's doing whatever he can.

00:22:59 - Yeah.

00:23:01 - The eternal baby.

00:23:03 - Oops, I didn't mean to do that at all.

00:23:04 Get back in, Kev.

00:23:05 Yep, you got it.

00:23:06 Thank you very much.

00:23:07 Just get me exercising.

00:23:08 - Just get your steps in.

00:23:09 - Oh.

00:23:10 - Oh, too slow.

00:23:12 He's too big.

00:23:13 Okay, that's bad.

00:23:15 That's bad.

00:23:17 That's okay.

00:23:17 I'm back up.

00:23:18 I'm back up.

00:23:19 Oops.

00:23:20 Roll through, roll through.

00:23:21 - No!

00:23:22 He's figured the game out.

00:23:23 - Finish him, finish him.

00:23:24 - He's figured the game out.

00:23:24 - There he has.

00:23:25 - No!

00:23:26 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:23:28 - Finish him!

00:23:29 - No, no, no, no, no.

00:23:30 No, he reversed me.

00:23:31 Straight back up.

00:23:37 Straight back up.

00:23:38 Come on, Kev.

00:23:39 Come on, Kev, even.

00:23:39 (both yelling)

00:23:41 Eat it.

00:23:43 Eat it, you big dweeb.

00:23:44 Oh!

00:23:47 - Eat it, you big dweeb.

00:23:48 - He's figured me out.

00:23:49 Oh!

00:23:52 - Uh-oh.

00:23:53 - Uh-oh, here we go.

00:23:55 - One more time, baby.

00:23:55 One more time.

00:23:56 Come on, you got this, Kev.

00:23:57 You got this, Kev.

00:23:58 - Oh, he's going for an ankle lock.

00:24:01 He's going for an ankle lock.

00:24:02 (Kevin groaning)

00:24:08 - It doesn't matter.

00:24:09 It doesn't matter.

00:24:10 Oh, that's a very thin line.

00:24:14 - At least stay down.

00:24:16 - Okay, come on, Kev.

00:24:17 - Come on, Kev.

00:24:20 - Oh, come on, Kev.

00:24:21 - Broken freaking neck, baby.

00:24:23 - Oh!

00:24:25 - Five minutes left.

00:24:26 - Five!

00:24:28 (man laughing)

00:24:30 (both yelling)

00:24:32 - I hate you all.

00:24:36 - Especially you, Kevin Nash.

00:24:38 - Five minutes.

00:24:39 - Five minutes.

00:24:40 - Get down here.

00:24:41 Come down here, baby.

00:24:42 Come on, come on, come on.

00:24:42 - Out of the ring.

00:24:45 - Uh-oh.

00:24:46 - Oh!

00:24:49 - Ow, that was right in the gut.

00:24:50 - Oh no, the quad's gone.

00:24:53 (both laughing)

00:24:55 - Come on, Kev, up you get, mate.

00:24:57 Oh, I pressed triangle at the wrong time.

00:25:00 Come on, Kev, up you get, mate.

00:25:01 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:25:02 You got this, Kev.

00:25:03 I believe in you.

00:25:04 I believe in you.

00:25:05 - Even when no one else does.

00:25:07 Oh, wait.

00:25:08 - Oh, ow, no.

00:25:08 - Oh, no.

00:25:09 - No, that's the knees.

00:25:11 - Oh no, what's this?

00:25:12 - Setting up a table by the...

00:25:15 (man grunting)

00:25:18 He's up, he's up.

00:25:19 Of course he's up.

00:25:20 Oh, boy, I'm tired.

00:25:24 Oh no, no, angle slam, angle slam!

00:25:30 (game beeping)

00:25:32 All right, oh, he's picking me up.

00:25:37 He's picking me up.

00:25:37 - He's not finished.

00:25:38 - Naughty.

00:25:39 - Oh, I don't know what he's even thinking here.

00:25:43 He knows this game more than I do.

00:25:45 Ollie, what's he planning?

00:25:47 - I don't know.

00:25:48 - Get on that, get on that.

00:25:50 - Oh, oh no.

00:25:53 - Oh no, oh no.

00:25:54 - This takes ages.

00:25:55 - Oh no.

00:25:56 - You do it.

00:25:57 Come on, Kurt, I believe in you.

00:25:58 - Oh no.

00:25:59 - Come on, Kurt.

00:26:00 - Oh no.

00:26:01 - Come on, Kurt.

00:26:01 - Do the thing.

00:26:02 (man singing)

00:26:05 - He doesn't know where to sing.

00:26:06 (man screaming)

00:26:09 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:26:12 - Come on, Kev, get up.

00:26:13 Go faster, Stunned Meter.

00:26:15 Go faster, Stunned Meter.

00:26:16 - Three.

00:26:17 - No, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:26:19 - Four.

00:26:20 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

00:26:21 come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:26:22 - Five.

00:26:23 - I'm up, he's up.

00:26:24 He's gonna be okay.

00:26:25 He's gonna be okay.

00:26:26 - Who's the man?

00:26:28 - Seven.

00:26:31 (man screaming)

00:26:34 (men laughing)

00:26:36 - That's not what I meant to do, but we'll take it.

00:26:42 - Ha ha.

00:26:43 (man laughing)

00:26:46 - Oh dear God.

00:26:48 I thought that was gonna be it.

00:26:49 - You gotta finish it.

00:26:53 - I know.

00:26:54 Why won't it do it?

00:26:57 - It'll be get good.

00:26:58 - I'm pressing R2 and X and it won't do it.

00:27:01 - Here we go.

00:27:07 Here we go.

00:27:09 How much time we got?

00:27:10 - Two minutes 15.

00:27:11 - No.

00:27:12 - Yes, yes.

00:27:13 - Come on.

00:27:13 - Yes.

00:27:14 - Up you get, up you get, up you get.

00:27:18 - Two.

00:27:19 - Come faster, ref.

00:27:20 - It's crap.

00:27:21 - Three.

00:27:22 - Oh.

00:27:23 - Four.

00:27:26 - Who's the man?

00:27:27 - Five.

00:27:28 - Six.

00:27:31 - Don't nudge me.

00:27:33 (men laughing)

00:27:36 - Eight, eight, eight, eight.

00:27:39 - No.

00:27:40 (men screaming)

00:27:42 - Yeah.

00:27:48 - Too sweet, mate.

00:27:51 Too sweet, mate.

00:27:53 Too sweet, mate.

00:27:55 - I can't believe you nudged me.

00:27:56 What are you, 12?

00:27:57 (men laughing)

00:28:00 - Good game.

00:28:08 - No, no, no.

00:28:09 - Good game.

00:28:10 - Good game.

00:28:11 - Good game.

00:28:12 - Jesus.

00:28:14 - You all saw it.

00:28:15 - Roll the clip.

00:28:16 - I'll take my mic pack off.

00:28:19 - Fine, I'll just stay here and cry for a minute.

00:28:21 - Winner's interview.

00:28:22 Come here and join me on the desk.

00:28:25 Famous cheat Luke Owen.

00:28:27 (men laughing)

00:28:30 Nudging your opponent in such a violent way.

00:28:34 - I was helping him.

00:28:35 I saw that Dan was struggling with the controls.

00:28:39 So I thought I would be helpful

00:28:41 by just giving him a gentle,

00:28:42 "Come on, mate.

00:28:43 "You've got this."

00:28:44 - As he's flailing away.

00:28:46 - It's a very classic Kevin Nash move.

00:28:49 - Absolutely, absolutely.

00:28:50 - Always looking to help people out.

00:28:52 - How did you find that match?

00:28:54 - Stressful.

00:28:55 When he hit that moonsault from the top,

00:28:59 I really did think that my goose had been cooked

00:29:02 and it was all said and done for big sexy.

00:29:05 But at the end of the day,

00:29:07 when all was said and done,

00:29:09 when the chips were down,

00:29:11 it's two points to Luke Owen, D-A-D.

00:29:14 - It's a huge two points as well.

00:29:15 - Huge two points.

00:29:16 (men cheering)

00:29:19 - Well, you're not a heel to everyone in the office.

00:29:21 (men laughing)

00:29:23 - Something, that's something.

00:29:25 I think you did fantastically well out there.

00:29:26 It was a great match.

00:29:27 - Yeah, I mean, it was pretty,

00:29:29 I wouldn't, I don't know,

00:29:30 I would say it was pretty back and forth.

00:29:31 - Yeah, it was.

00:29:32 - Some people might watch it back

00:29:34 and be like, "It's fairly one-sided."

00:29:36 That one side was Kevin Nash.

00:29:38 But I think more people would look at that

00:29:40 as it was nice back and forth action.

00:29:42 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:29:44 - The crowd went home very happy.

00:29:45 - Oh yeah, it was.

00:29:46 - They got a sterling main event there

00:29:48 on 2005 Monday Night Raw.

00:29:50 - Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

00:29:52 Should we see what our next matches could be?

00:29:55 - Yes, please, yeah.

00:29:56 - Oh, 'cause of course,

00:29:57 actually it's our poll that we've gone to.

00:29:59 - End of the poll, right?

00:30:00 - We need to check the poll

00:30:01 and we'll do the next matches after that.

00:30:03 But I don't know whether,

00:30:04 we'll leave the poll for a little bit longer maybe.

00:30:06 We are, still a reminder that if you subscribe

00:30:09 to our Patreon and we get to 10 patrons,

00:30:12 then we're gonna have one of our competitors

00:30:14 doing a lovely shot of lemon juice.

00:30:17 There are only four more spots until that is done.

00:30:19 Is that right?

00:30:20 Or we've had four.

00:30:21 We've had four, we just need another six

00:30:23 and then one of our competitors will be doing

00:30:25 a shot of lemon juice live on stream

00:30:28 just before they start a match.

00:30:30 - AC Boyer here.

00:30:31 Just wanna thank you guys for all you guys do

00:30:33 in reigniting my love for wrestling.

00:30:35 RIP to the Enforcer.

00:30:37 Of course, RIP to the Enforcer.

00:30:38 Our thoughts do go out to friends and family

00:30:41 of Stevie Bradley.

00:30:42 - Yeah.

00:30:43 - Enforcer.

00:30:44 IrishDarkCrazy24 says, "Hey yo lads,

00:30:46 thanks for the lotto numbers Tempest.

00:30:48 Here's a portion of it all."

00:30:49 Here's a portion of it as thanks.

00:30:51 Hope you all have a fun day.

00:30:52 Well, I am.

00:30:53 (laughing)

00:30:56 And Hannah of the NRB Discord says,

00:30:57 "I wish all the luck to all the competitors

00:30:59 who are representing NRB WrestleTalk are going down."

00:31:02 (crowd booing)

00:31:04 - It is true.

00:31:05 - I might too.

00:31:06 (laughing)

00:31:07 - Dan's threatening a turn, he's threatening a mutiny.

00:31:09 And Micah here says, "As much as I'm loving

00:31:12 the increased presence of Ryan Children,

00:31:14 I'm hoping the NRB bracket commentary features

00:31:16 the return of Trudy Trotters.

00:31:18 Jam that jam as you get on board."

00:31:19 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:31:20 Trudy, of course, is lost in Moldova at the moment.

00:31:25 One day we'll find her again,

00:31:26 but we don't know where she is.

00:31:28 - I really thought that Surge Party,

00:31:30 the third one, was going to find her,

00:31:32 but also mysteriously disappeared.

00:31:34 - Absolutely, they did.

00:31:35 They all seem to.

00:31:36 The best way to find Trudy, of course,

00:31:39 is to do her natural primal scream,

00:31:42 which sounds something like,

00:31:43 (imitates screaming)

00:31:45 And she usually comes calling after 10 to five minutes.

00:31:49 But this time, no dice.

00:31:51 - They all tried their best.

00:31:54 I'm sure a fascinating documentary will be released

00:31:56 on Netflix in the next five to 10 years.

00:31:58 And we will use some of that profit to buy some new lights.

00:32:03 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:32:04 So should we have a little look at how the poll is doing

00:32:08 for our next match?

00:32:09 - Do you want the results?

00:32:10 - Yes, please.

00:32:11 - A ladder match at 50%.

00:32:12 - It's a ladder match.

00:32:14 50% of the vote for a ladder match here between Tempest,

00:32:17 who is being represented by,

00:32:19 - Jay Uso.

00:32:21 - And Oli Davis being represented by,

00:32:24 Scott Hall, NWO.

00:32:26 - I love you, Kevin Nash.

00:32:27 - Love you, Scott Hall.

00:32:29 - And just before we start the match,

00:32:30 we'll just go and see what our next matches can be.

00:32:33 So here is our lovely spinner.

00:32:35 Let's see where it lands on.

00:32:36 - It is a lovely spinner.

00:32:37 - It is a lovely spinner built by Tempest himself.

00:32:39 Oh, it's going to be a different stipulation this time.

00:32:42 It's going to be extreme rules.

00:32:43 - Extreme rules.

00:32:44 - So that's very good, very good.

00:32:47 Oh, a little applause there.

00:32:48 Very nice.

00:32:49 (all laughing)

00:32:50 - I heard that applause when I was sat over there.

00:32:51 I thought that producer Rich

00:32:53 was putting in some very special effects.

00:32:55 - I thought so too.

00:32:56 It looks like the second one

00:32:57 is also going to be extreme rules.

00:32:58 Let's not do that.

00:32:59 Let's keep on going again.

00:33:01 Who made this spinner?

00:33:02 We don't know.

00:33:03 Okay, it's gone past extreme rules

00:33:07 and it looks like it's going to be,

00:33:09 - Backstage brawl.

00:33:10 (all exclaiming)

00:33:12 - Very good one indeed.

00:33:13 Very good one indeed.

00:33:14 And then the final one,

00:33:16 here we are.

00:33:17 It's going to be.

00:33:18 - Oh, just tipped over into tables.

00:33:22 - Yes.

00:33:23 - Nearly hell in a cell.

00:33:24 - So we've got extreme rules backstage brawl

00:33:26 and a tables match for the upcoming match.

00:33:29 And who's the next one after Ollie and Tempest?

00:33:32 - This match will in fact be Dave Bradshaw

00:33:35 versus the big loser Dan Leighton.

00:33:38 - Fantastic.

00:33:41 I'm very, very excited for this match.

00:33:42 Are our competitors ready?

00:33:44 - Yeah.

00:33:45 - Excellent.

00:33:46 Let's go for the action.

00:33:47 Okay.

00:33:50 So I, I'm not good at this game.

00:33:53 - Oh, are you not?

00:33:54 - No, no, no.

00:33:55 - Oh good.

00:33:56 - But.

00:33:57 - Start the clock and we're off.

00:33:59 - I can run.

00:34:00 Yeah.

00:34:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:05 So I've played a lot of rumbles.

00:34:06 I'm just going to stay on you early.

00:34:08 That's my tactic.

00:34:10 - I'm also.

00:34:11 - Shock and awe.

00:34:11 - Not great at this game.

00:34:13 I'm not going to lie.

00:34:15 - Yeah, but.

00:34:16 - Uh.

00:34:17 I don't even know how to win with a ladder.

00:34:23 Cause we tried, we rehearsed this, not rehearsed it,

00:34:25 but we tried it yesterday.

00:34:26 - Yeah, this whole thing is a work.

00:34:29 - I was just.

00:34:30 - Well, that's a great way to do it.

00:34:33 You pause the game.

00:34:35 - It's a bold move.

00:34:36 - Wait, wait, no, no, no.

00:34:38 No, no, no.

00:34:39 Not getting out of this that easy.

00:34:42 - What did I touch?

00:34:43 - The clock was paused.

00:34:46 - Run away, run away, run away, run away, Scott.

00:34:48 - Reverse it.

00:34:49 - Yeah.

00:34:50 - Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:34:52 - I already feel like.

00:34:53 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:54 - Get down from there.

00:34:55 Okay.

00:34:56 - Okay.

00:34:57 - J.

00:34:57 - Ladder, ladder, ladder.

00:34:59 - How do I get down?

00:35:00 - Ladder.

00:35:01 - Is it R1 to get the ladder?

00:35:03 - There we go.

00:35:04 - L1.

00:35:05 - We got it, we got it, we got it.

00:35:06 - We got it.

00:35:06 Okay, just needed to be in the right position.

00:35:08 - L1 will get you back in the, get it back in the ring.

00:35:10 - Oh no, I'm going to have a, let's meet in the middle.

00:35:13 - Come on.

00:35:14 - I'm just going to try and win this match.

00:35:16 I'm going to just, I'm going to pick this up real quick.

00:35:19 - I'm also going to get in.

00:35:20 - How can that be, being ahead?

00:35:22 (laughing)

00:35:24 - It'll be more of a battle of just trying to figure out

00:35:29 what's next.

00:35:29 - Oh.

00:35:30 - Yeah.

00:35:31 - Oh, your knees, J.

00:35:34 - Instant recovery.

00:35:38 Instant recovery.

00:35:39 - Ollie, keep your knees recovered.

00:35:41 - You don't get too many of those.

00:35:43 - Oh, does that?

00:35:44 - Yeah.

00:35:45 - Oh, bollocks.

00:35:46 - Cost you.

00:35:47 - Yeah, I don't need instant recovery.

00:35:48 - That's a mechanic way you could just get back up

00:35:50 and it's fine.

00:35:51 - I thought it was a bit unfair, yeah.

00:35:53 - Okay, yeah, use that instant recovery, you twat.

00:35:57 (laughing)

00:35:59 - Come on, J, dance in.

00:36:04 - We the ones.

00:36:07 - He's very spitty, isn't he?

00:36:09 - We the ones.

00:36:10 - And they're the two.

00:36:13 - Yeah, that's what they famously say about the outsiders.

00:36:16 - We are Hulk Hogan's number twos.

00:36:19 - Okay, up the ladder.

00:36:21 - Get up, Scott, instant recovery.

00:36:22 - Hit him with it.

00:36:23 Put it over the top of him.

00:36:26 - No.

00:36:27 - I love that spot.

00:36:28 - Go on, try, try, try.

00:36:30 You could honestly just try and win

00:36:32 by climbing up the ladder.

00:36:33 'Cause I'm not sure how to stuff it.

00:36:36 - Yeah, you keep getting up, I need to,

00:36:38 whoop, whoop, there we go.

00:36:40 Please stay out of the way this time.

00:36:42 - Is button mashing a good idea?

00:36:44 I am just pressing triangle a lot.

00:36:46 Okay, okay, so how do I, oh.

00:36:49 - Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:36:51 - Come on, that could've hit him.

00:36:54 Be gone, be gone.

00:36:55 - Yeah.

00:36:58 - Off. - Nice.

00:37:03 - Off my ladder. - No, oh.

00:37:06 That was a classic, oh, what, no.

00:37:08 Instant recovery, how do I stop it?

00:37:11 - Go around and attack him.

00:37:13 - I'm bad at this.

00:37:13 - No, no, no, let it come around to you,

00:37:15 let it come around to you.

00:37:16 - There you go, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle.

00:37:17 - Yes, is that-- - It's hard.

00:37:20 - You gotta let it come around to you, Tentacle.

00:37:22 - I'm chasing it.

00:37:23 - Let it come around to you.

00:37:24 - How can I, can I-- - Yeah, hit him with it.

00:37:27 - I'm, oh, I landed on him. - What the hell?

00:37:30 - I landed on him.

00:37:32 - Good.

00:37:34 - Oh my God.

00:37:36 No, no, no, don't do the signature.

00:37:38 - But I wanna.

00:37:40 - Oh, no. - Here's my ass.

00:37:42 - I'm fighting the first minute lead.

00:37:43 - For your face.

00:37:44 - Oh no, he's got such a sharp anus.

00:37:46 (laughing)

00:37:48 - Oh, get ready for the reversal.

00:37:50 - Yeah. - Oh.

00:37:51 - See, this is the problem with Jey Uso,

00:37:55 his finisher is very easy to dodge.

00:37:57 - Yes, okay, okay. - Okay.

00:38:02 - I'm picking up, I'm picking up the pace.

00:38:08 - I'm picking up the ladder, there we go.

00:38:11 Should I telegraph everything I'm doing?

00:38:13 - Like John Cena.

00:38:15 - And now I am going up the ladder.

00:38:18 I am, there we go, there we go.

00:38:21 - Should've saved your finisher 10 bits.

00:38:23 - Yeah, I know.

00:38:24 - Oh, get him, Davis, get him.

00:38:27 - Yes, okay, okay. - L1, L1.

00:38:30 - L1, L1, L1. - L1.

00:38:33 - Right, then you gotta press R2

00:38:34 when this little circle thing is in the gap.

00:38:35 - Please get up, Jey, please get up, Jey.

00:38:39 - Oh. - In the gap, Davis.

00:38:42 - Oh. - Oh, you're lowed.

00:38:44 - Oh no. - Oh no.

00:38:46 - Oh, what the? - Oh.

00:38:48 - Lovely. - That's what I'm talking about.

00:38:50 - No, no, no, get up, Scott, get up, Scott.

00:38:53 - Go on, Scott, up you get, bud.

00:38:55 - Up we go. - Reach, reach, reach.

00:38:57 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:01 - What are you doing? - I pressed the wrong button,

00:39:02 is what I did. - Yes, come on.

00:39:04 - Hit him, hit him, hit him. - Where are you going?

00:39:06 - Don't do that. - Don't taunt him, hit him.

00:39:08 - I'm trying, I'm. - Hit him.

00:39:10 - One more. - Use the directional pad.

00:39:12 - Yeah. - Yeah.

00:39:13 - We the ones. - Stop using

00:39:18 the directional pad. - We the ones.

00:39:21 Yeah.

00:39:23 One and O, ladies and gentlemen.

00:39:28 We the one and O.

00:39:32 Woo.

00:39:33 (clapping)

00:39:35 - Off you go to the

00:39:36 admissions interview. - Incredible stuff there,

00:39:37 absolutely amazing.

00:39:39 Joining me on the desk, it's the defeated Olly Davis.

00:39:42 How are you feeling after that?

00:39:45 - Genuinely frustrated.

00:39:46 I'm not great at the game,

00:39:51 but I just thought I could maybe win it.

00:39:54 Not really, oh, am I still wearing, I'm double mic'd.

00:39:58 - Yeah, you are double mic'd.

00:39:59 It's nice to hear you twice.

00:40:01 But I mean, I liked in that match,

00:40:05 when you had the kendo stick,

00:40:09 you were just twirling it around

00:40:10 at the bottom of the ladder, almost taunting, Jay.

00:40:13 - Yeah, well, yeah. - An interesting tactic.

00:40:16 - I thought, so I shouldn't not have pressed

00:40:20 the directional button.

00:40:21 - So you taunted.

00:40:24 - But I was just trying to, I was pressing X and square,

00:40:29 which is strike, right?

00:40:30 And the moving joystick button.

00:40:33 - But if you're using the D-pad,

00:40:34 that's gonna override--

00:40:35 - I wasn't using the D-pad, was I?

00:40:37 - Well, you must have been, you were taunting.

00:40:38 (laughing)

00:40:41 - We have this debate in the office all the time

00:40:42 when we play speed runners.

00:40:44 Like there's the correct older way of doing things,

00:40:48 which is using the D-pad,

00:40:49 and then all these kids with their joysticks.

00:40:54 - These Gen Zers.

00:40:58 - Yeah. - Absolute nightmare

00:40:59 to deal with. - And their TikToks

00:41:00 and their joysticks.

00:41:02 (laughing)

00:41:03 - You never had them back in the '80s?

00:41:05 - Well, you did, but it was just one.

00:41:07 - It was just one, and you never--

00:41:08 - It was one, you plugged it into a computer via USB,

00:41:11 and it had a little trigger on the top.

00:41:12 - Yeah. (laughing)

00:41:13 - I'm like, I don't need this for toka touring cars.

00:41:16 (laughing)

00:41:19 But it came with a tiny PC package.

00:41:21 - Yeah. - Five games, a printer.

00:41:24 - I mean, that's pretty good.

00:41:26 - Yeah, it was all right. - That's great.

00:41:28 - Quickly, just to let you all know,

00:41:30 if you want to pledge to our Patreon,

00:41:32 go to patreon.com/wrestletalk.

00:41:34 That is the place to go.

00:41:36 I believe we're now on six.

00:41:38 Six new Patreons, absolutely fantastic.

00:41:40 Just four more, and one of our competitors

00:41:42 will be doing a lovely shot of lemon juice.

00:41:44 - And remember, we're working towards

00:41:46 that overall milestone.

00:41:47 The next milestone for our Patreon is 2,200 Patreons,

00:41:52 which I believe we're now 150 away from, near about.

00:41:56 Where you, well, not you,

00:41:57 but your very good friend, Sullivan Brown.

00:42:01 - Yes, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

00:42:01 - Will be playing through the showcase career mode,

00:42:06 or one of the career modes, in 2K23 with Adam Blompion.

00:42:09 - This is gonna be so much fun.

00:42:10 - That'll be a Patreon exclusive,

00:42:12 so you're gonna need to sign up to watch it.

00:42:14 - Also, you can win a signed copy of WWE 2K23

00:42:17 if you do an Ultra Chat of $10 US or more.

00:42:21 So please do get your Ultra Chats in.

00:42:22 Do we have any Ultra Chats, sir, to be fair?

00:42:24 - Yes, we've had a, oh, I'll refresh the page, actually.

00:42:26 That's the way to do it.

00:42:27 Yes, we've had one from Tiro Lamarcus.

00:42:30 "Just one shot of lemon juice, that's nothing.

00:42:33 "I once drank two times a quarter liter,"

00:42:37 so you could have just said half a liter,

00:42:39 (both laughing)

00:42:41 "of pure lemon juice on a day, just to proof that I can."

00:42:45 - I mean, that's pretty impressive, I've gotta say.

00:42:48 That's much better than I could do, definitely.

00:42:49 - Charles Berg says, "Remember, play fair

00:42:52 "and keep your eyes on player stamina.

00:42:54 "Lest ye be gassed, fighting will be harder,

00:42:57 "and the smell is terrible."

00:42:58 That was a fart pun known.

00:43:00 - Very good.

00:43:01 - Farts pun known. - Pun known, very good.

00:43:04 - What's that?

00:43:04 I need to leave, oh, now?

00:43:06 Okay, I'm gonna, don't shove me.

00:43:08 Very good, Charles.

00:43:09 And Alex R814 says, "Well, looks like I'm watching this

00:43:13 "at my desk instead of working.

00:43:14 "You're all responsible for the power systems

00:43:16 "that I do a terrible job of designing today."

00:43:19 That sounds worrying.

00:43:21 - Pretty worrying for one country's power system.

00:43:24 - It sounds like fundamental infrastructure.

00:43:25 (both laughing)

00:43:27 - If you are in charge of fundamental infrastructure,

00:43:30 that will affect people's lives.

00:43:32 Please just have it on in the background.

00:43:33 - Unless it's conceptual.

00:43:34 - Yeah.

00:43:35 - Because if it's conceptual power systems,

00:43:37 I think we all are all in favor of tearing that crap down.

00:43:39 - Yeah, absolutely, thank you very much.

00:43:41 - Thank you NRB and PFK, you've reignited my passion

00:43:44 for some of my favorite hobbies, love you all.

00:43:47 - Amazing, should we have a little look at our poll

00:43:49 for the next match and see what match

00:43:51 we're gonna be having between Dan and Dave.

00:43:54 What, do you know what the match is?

00:43:56 - A backstage brawl.

00:43:57 - Yes. - Oh, a backstage brawl.

00:44:00 Fantastic, and the match after that will be between,

00:44:02 well, we've got three, we're gonna be choosing

00:44:04 our next three matches to be polled.

00:44:08 Is it gonna be just the singles?

00:44:10 I believe it is, just a regular singles is the first one.

00:44:13 I don't know if very many people will choose that,

00:44:15 but maybe they will, maybe they want something different,

00:44:17 a nice classic.

00:44:18 Then we've got, after that, it looks like

00:44:20 it's gonna be steel cage.

00:44:22 - Oh, very, very, very good.

00:44:24 - Pins count, of course.

00:44:25 - Yep, that's gonna be quite fun.

00:44:28 And then finally, we have, oh no,

00:44:32 it's gonna be steel cage again.

00:44:33 This is the problem with the wheel.

00:44:34 This is the problem with the wheel.

00:44:36 - I didn't know there were so many options on here as well.

00:44:39 I thought there were just like six options,

00:44:40 that's why we kept getting this,

00:44:41 but there's like, what's that, 12?

00:44:43 - Yeah, yeah, there's a better.

00:44:43 - It's a steel cage again.

00:44:45 - No, it's a ladder, it's a ladder.

00:44:46 Okay, so we've got between singles, steel cage,

00:44:48 or another ladder match.

00:44:50 Please do get your votes in the chat right now.

00:44:53 The poll should be going up very, very soon.

00:44:55 But for the moment, we're gonna be seeing Dan

00:44:57 as Kurt Angle and Dave as, who are you, Dave?

00:45:00 - I am, do, do, do, do.

00:45:01 - John Cena, excellent, fantastic.

00:45:04 - '06.

00:45:05 - '06.

00:45:06 - '06.

00:45:06 - The glory years.

00:45:07 (laughing)

00:45:10 - Whenever I wanna turn it off.

00:45:11 - Dan just laughed at me,

00:45:12 'cause we were picking what arena we wanted,

00:45:14 and I wanted SummerSlam '88.

00:45:15 - We were looking through, which is completely pointless,

00:45:18 because it's a backstage match.

00:45:19 - It's a backstage match.

00:45:20 - But he was very excited about SummerSlam '88.

00:45:22 I was like, "Tell me you're old without telling me you're old."

00:45:24 - Great SummerSlam.

00:45:25 - I'm sure.

00:45:26 - The mega powers.

00:45:27 - Well, they...

00:45:28 (laughing)

00:45:29 - Well, let's see how these competitors do

00:45:31 in this backstage brawl.

00:45:33 Good luck, boys.

00:45:35 - Weren't born yet, haven't decided

00:45:36 your 100% defeated streak.

00:45:38 - Oh.

00:45:39 (laughing)

00:45:41 - My 100% cheated streak.

00:45:42 - Oh, wow.

00:45:44 - Let's see if you carry that on, John, big match, John.

00:45:46 - Also, I've never played this game.

00:45:47 - Oh, great, good.

00:45:48 - Oh, no!

00:45:49 (laughing)

00:45:50 - Oh.

00:45:51 - Okay, good.

00:45:52 - I assume it's essentially, here comes the pain.

00:45:53 - Basically, and wrestling games

00:45:55 haven't moved on since then.

00:45:56 - Yes.

00:45:57 It's in 3D, though.

00:45:59 (laughing)

00:46:00 - The last game you played was on the Game Boy Advance.

00:46:03 - You seem to be doing quite well.

00:46:05 - Oh, yeah, 'cause you're the same size as me.

00:46:06 I can do moves now.

00:46:07 I couldn't do them against Kevin.

00:46:09 It was just uppercut central.

00:46:11 - He was too sexy.

00:46:12 - He was far too sexy.

00:46:13 - No, I haven't hit anything yet, but that's okay.

00:46:17 - Well, the right to win this match

00:46:18 is to knock your opponent out.

00:46:20 - Oh, so there's no pins?

00:46:21 - No pins.

00:46:22 - Okay.

00:46:23 How do I pick up a weapon, Luke?

00:46:25 - You, with your hopes and dreams?

00:46:28 - Oh, this is.

00:46:29 - No, to pick up a weapon?

00:46:31 - I think so.

00:46:32 - Okay.

00:46:32 - There's R1 to pick up a weapon.

00:46:33 - Oh, is it R1?

00:46:34 - It's L1.

00:46:35 - L1.

00:46:36 - L1.

00:46:37 - Even I don't wanna bully you that much.

00:46:37 - I don't think I'm showing off my credentials

00:46:39 to win this tournament particularly well so far.

00:46:42 - One more hit, and I think this chair's finished.

00:46:44 Yeah, good, okay.

00:46:45 Can I go up here?

00:46:47 - Hello, everybody.

00:46:48 - Don't, don't, don't do that.

00:46:50 Dan, come on, we're friends.

00:46:52 That defeated thing was a joke.

00:46:54 - Was it?

00:46:55 - Yeah.

00:46:56 Right, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

00:46:57 - Oh, Kurt, what are you thinking?

00:46:59 - Why don't you just.

00:47:00 All right, come on, come on, come on.

00:47:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:03 No.

00:47:05 - Come on.

00:47:05 - All right, hang on.

00:47:06 - Come on.

00:47:07 - I'm coming after you.

00:47:08 He saw me coming.

00:47:11 - Come on, Dan, you got this.

00:47:16 - Okay, wait.

00:47:17 - Oh, this is not looking good, Dave.

00:47:19 - Oh, dear.

00:47:21 I prepared for a wrestling match,

00:47:24 not a fight in a car park.

00:47:25 - I don't think you matching the buttons

00:47:29 is gonna help you out.

00:47:30 - You didn't get this at SummerSlam '88.

00:47:33 - You did, but you didn't put it on camera yet.

00:47:35 - All right, I'm going up here.

00:47:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:38 See ya, see ya.

00:47:40 - All right.

00:47:40 - Oh, you're gonna jump down from there.

00:47:42 - Ah!

00:47:43 Oh, it wouldn't let me.

00:47:43 - That was a lovely noise, though.

00:47:45 I'll go up here then.

00:47:47 - At this point, we're not so much playing 2K,

00:47:49 we're playing Donkey Kong.

00:47:50 - It's a ladder match.

00:47:51 All right.

00:47:55 - Come on, Dave.

00:47:56 - I'm coming to get ya.

00:47:57 I'm coming to get ya.

00:47:58 - You'll want to know what I'm going for up here.

00:47:59 - I don't know.

00:48:00 This seems completely safe.

00:48:02 - Hello.

00:48:03 - Sorry?

00:48:04 - All right, let me get up.

00:48:05 Don't be, you gotta let me get up.

00:48:07 - Bye!

00:48:09 I didn't realize there was a ladder here.

00:48:11 - Dave, run out the block.

00:48:12 - This is, this might be--

00:48:14 - I'm coming back.

00:48:15 - The worst match in 2K23 history.

00:48:18 Oh, come on.

00:48:20 - Instant recovery.

00:48:21 - Yeah, instant.

00:48:22 Straight back down.

00:48:25 How much have you practiced?

00:48:28 - Oh, I play this a lot.

00:48:29 I'm alone.

00:48:30 - Come on, Dave, you got this.

00:48:34 - All right, come on.

00:48:36 - Do it.

00:48:38 - Oh!

00:48:39 - How do you like that?

00:48:40 - I like it like this.

00:48:41 - Oh no.

00:48:42 - In the words of Cardi B.

00:48:44 - Wait.

00:48:46 Oh, oh, this is dangerous now.

00:48:48 - Oh dear, it's not looking good.

00:48:51 - Why don't we just,

00:48:52 why don't we just agree to safely get down?

00:48:56 - No, no, that's not the plan at all.

00:48:58 - No!

00:49:01 - Stop reversing all my stuff.

00:49:05 - Yeah, Dave, just let him live.

00:49:11 - Look, this is my shot to get back on the board.

00:49:15 - No, no!

00:49:16 I'm still alive, right?

00:49:18 - Devastating.

00:49:19 - I'm still alive, I'm still alive.

00:49:20 What, do I button mash now?

00:49:23 - You want my friend.

00:49:26 - Oh no, I don't think so for an ankle lock.

00:49:28 - No, that's.

00:49:29 - Oh!

00:49:31 - Dan just wins.

00:49:33 Dan wins, everyone.

00:49:35 - Well, what I'm doing there is I'm saving my ankle

00:49:38 for future matches.

00:49:39 - I was ready to throw you off the top of that

00:49:41 into the spotlight.

00:49:41 - I've got, I've got.

00:49:42 - But I didn't.

00:49:43 - Well, you didn't.

00:49:44 - Thank you.

00:49:45 - Well, it could have been more of me.

00:49:46 - You know what, in a way, I feel a two star match,

00:49:48 by the way, congratulations.

00:49:49 - I mean, that's generous.

00:49:50 I didn't realize you were so weak.

00:49:51 I didn't even get the ankle lock on properly

00:49:53 and you gave up.

00:49:53 - I was about to congratulate you.

00:49:55 - I'm off to go and gloat.

00:49:56 - 'Cause I felt like you were robbed against Luke, so.

00:49:59 - You're right.

00:50:00 - Yeah, all right, bye.

00:50:02 - Leave you alone.

00:50:02 - What a match that was.

00:50:06 Dan, who knew that an ankle lock for mere seconds

00:50:11 could win you a whole match of wrestling?

00:50:13 - Big match, John spends all his time,

00:50:15 he skips leg day.

00:50:16 He always has.

00:50:17 - Yep, yep.

00:50:18 - This we know, this we know.

00:50:19 - Weak ankles, clearly.

00:50:20 - Famously weak ankles.

00:50:21 - Very, very weak ankles.

00:50:22 - Brittle.

00:50:23 - It was quite the victory there.

00:50:24 You were very dominant in that match.

00:50:25 - Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's necessarily

00:50:27 to my credit as it is so much as a sign of,

00:50:30 Dave has barely looked at a PlayStation 5.

00:50:32 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:50:33 I'd be surprised if Dave even knew

00:50:36 that PlayStation 5s existed.

00:50:37 - He thought we were still on the Atari.

00:50:39 - The Atari 5.

00:50:41 - Before I was born.

00:50:43 - Yeah, and me as well.

00:50:44 I don't know when the Atari was released.

00:50:46 - Famously, Brian Children, you are 23.

00:50:48 - Yeah, exactly.

00:50:49 I'm only 23 years old.

00:50:52 I've had a very long paper round.

00:50:53 - And you know what...

00:50:54 (both laughing)

00:50:56 And you know all about having brittle ankles.

00:50:58 You're scared of those people

00:50:59 coming to chop your legs off.

00:51:00 - Absolutely.

00:51:01 And my ankles will break just like that.

00:51:03 - Just like that.

00:51:04 So if you join the Patreon and stop his ankles.

00:51:07 - Yep, we are only two patrons away

00:51:10 from getting that lemon juice drunk beautifully down.

00:51:15 - Which can I say sounds quite tasty.

00:51:16 I don't know why that's a...

00:51:17 - I don't really know.

00:51:18 I mean, one of the other potential punishments later on

00:51:21 that you think is a pickled onion,

00:51:22 which is, as we all know, just normal food.

00:51:27 - Quite delicious.

00:51:27 Chip shop fare.

00:51:28 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:51:29 I mean, what else is it gonna be?

00:51:30 A battered sausage, maybe.

00:51:33 (both laughing)

00:51:35 - Or chippy tea.

00:51:37 Yeah.

00:51:38 Someone's gonna have to go down and get a chippy tea,

00:51:39 but it's a London chippy tea.

00:51:40 - Yeah, yeah.

00:51:41 - So it's not quite as good.

00:51:42 - It's not as good.

00:51:43 It's a disappointing meal.

00:51:45 (both laughing)

00:51:47 Wonderful, lovely.

00:51:49 So have we got any ultra chats, Dan?

00:51:51 - I dunno, I'm just checking.

00:51:52 - If you just go right to the bottom of that document there.

00:51:53 - Well, hello.

00:51:54 Alex RB14 says,

00:51:55 "Well, looks like I'm watching this at my desk

00:51:57 instead of working.

00:51:58 You're all responsible for the power..."

00:52:00 We've done that one.

00:52:00 - We've done that one before.

00:52:02 My God.

00:52:02 - This one?

00:52:03 - That one we haven't done yet.

00:52:04 - Taste of snowbody.

00:52:05 It's soju, Alex.

00:52:07 You nearly got yours red twice.

00:52:08 - Not on my watch.

00:52:10 Taste of snowbody says,

00:52:11 "Glad to be able to catch you guys live.

00:52:12 Very excited for the event.

00:52:13 My pick to win, my boy Tempest.

00:52:15 #HouseOfTheBlackMask."

00:52:17 - Hey, House of the Black Mask.

00:52:19 Shout out to Sat.

00:52:21 He's not here, but yeah.

00:52:23 Love that guy.

00:52:24 - The professor's back.

00:52:25 - Yeah!

00:52:26 - Class is in session.

00:52:27 The professor's back in town.

00:52:29 And MyTough102 says,

00:52:31 "Hey guys, loving the new set."

00:52:32 Isn't it pretty?

00:52:33 - It's beautiful.

00:52:34 - Look at this.

00:52:35 - It's absolutely gorgeous.

00:52:35 - Worse more than your whole house.

00:52:36 - Yep, absolutely.

00:52:37 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:52:38 Certainly now.

00:52:39 - Yeah.

00:52:40 Loving the new set.

00:52:41 And I'm looking forward to Night of Champions 2023 party.

00:52:43 I'm attending on my own.

00:52:44 So I'm hoping it'll be a good time.

00:52:46 Keep up the good work.

00:52:47 I can guarantee you it will be a good time.

00:52:49 Even if you arrive at that party on your own,

00:52:51 once you've walked through that doors,

00:52:52 you're part of the community.

00:52:53 You'll be with us.

00:52:54 We'll be having a great time.

00:52:55 - Oh, it's gonna be so much fun.

00:52:56 It's gonna be so much fun.

00:52:57 - Unfortunately, you can't make it

00:52:58 because you'll be in hiding that week.

00:53:00 - Well, yes, absolutely.

00:53:01 I'm gonna be in a warehouse somewhere in Shropshire.

00:53:03 Oh, no, too much, too much.

00:53:04 Too much information.

00:53:05 I'm gonna have to find a new safe house.

00:53:08 - Also in Shropshire.

00:53:09 - Also in Shropshire, of course.

00:53:10 No, too much again.

00:53:11 - Too much again.

00:53:12 - I've done it again.

00:53:13 - Too much again.

00:53:14 - I've done it again.

00:53:14 I wish I could think of another county.

00:53:16 So, also do remember to keep on getting your Ultra Chats in.

00:53:20 You can do the usual donation of five US dollars,

00:53:24 and that will get your Ultra Chat read out.

00:53:26 But 10 US dollars, and you've got the chance

00:53:27 of winning the signed copy of WWE 2K23.

00:53:30 And please do continue pledging to our Patreon

00:53:33 because it will make us so happy, won't it?

00:53:38 - Nothing but happiness will come from it.

00:53:40 Happy, and Brian will be able to sleep safely and soundly

00:53:43 for the first night since 2006.

00:53:45 - Yes, absolutely.

00:53:46 Ever since I made that deal with that horrible witch.

00:53:50 - At the age of, I assume, six.

00:53:52 We're building a cannon here.

00:53:55 You're building cannons?

00:53:57 Everything's fine.

00:53:59 - So what is the results of the poll for this next round?

00:54:03 - Yeah, what were the matches?

00:54:04 Oh, do I get to do this?

00:54:05 - Well, you could do the spin in a minute.

00:54:07 - But we had, what was it?

00:54:08 It was a tables, it was a ladder, singles, and steel cage.

00:54:10 - Yes, that was it, yeah.

00:54:11 - Can't wait to find out what people have picked.

00:54:13 - What have we got?

00:54:14 - Steel cage.

00:54:15 Very good choice.

00:54:16 That's what I would choose.

00:54:18 - Between those three.

00:54:19 - Yeah, absolutely.

00:54:19 Would you like to have a little spin on this wheel?

00:54:20 - Yes, who will be in the next game?

00:54:21 Who is the next, do we have that list?

00:54:23 - We do indeed.

00:54:24 It's gonna be--

00:54:25 - So this one will be between Oliver Davis and Dave Oliver.

00:54:28 - No, that's not.

00:54:29 I was doing a bit, of course.

00:54:31 We all know Dave's surname is loser.

00:54:33 How does this, do I just spin it?

00:54:35 - So just spin it, yeah.

00:54:37 Oh, no, you just tap the middle.

00:54:39 - I thought that felt a bit--

00:54:40 - We haven't used a tablet before.

00:54:42 - Daniel.

00:54:43 - I thought maybe it was a game.

00:54:44 I could spin it, you know.

00:54:46 - Oh, it's tables.

00:54:48 It was gonna be hell in the tail, but there you go.

00:54:50 As you just press close there, yeah, that's perfect.

00:54:53 And then, and here we go.

00:54:54 - We're gonna do it.

00:54:55 So this is Ollie versus Dave in a tables match,

00:54:57 or it could be in a tables, ladders, and chairs match.

00:55:02 - Very good.

00:55:03 - Or indeed, if you're feeling frisky.

00:55:05 - My favorite stipulations.

00:55:06 - Which is your favorite TLC match?

00:55:08 - Well, it's either one or two.

00:55:10 I don't know, probably one.

00:55:12 I think I love one because it's the original,

00:55:14 but two is amazing.

00:55:15 - Okay, so you could either have a tables match.

00:55:18 Wait, what were the choices?

00:55:20 - Yeah, a tables match, a ladders match,

00:55:22 or a tables, ladders, and chairs match.

00:55:24 - Those are your three options.

00:55:25 Tables, ladders, or tables, ladders, and chairs.

00:55:26 (laughing)

00:55:28 - It's nice and easy.

00:55:29 - The wheels are falling apart so quickly

00:55:30 with me in this seat, haven't they?

00:55:31 - But first we've got Luke and Tempest.

00:55:33 That is gonna be Kevin Nash versus Jay Uso.

00:55:37 - Come on, Jay.

00:55:37 - Oh, now Jay has already beaten one member of the NWO.

00:55:41 Can he beat the other?

00:55:42 - Yes, I believe.

00:55:44 - Let's see how he does.

00:55:46 - Right, are you ready, Tempo?

00:55:47 - I'm ready.

00:55:48 We're at Halloween Havoc.

00:55:49 - We're on my home turf.

00:55:50 - Your home turf, we the ones.

00:55:53 Cage matches are difficult.

00:55:56 - Yeah, but this is a big match as well

00:55:58 because this is important in terms of the tape

00:56:01 because you've gotta win, I've gotta win.

00:56:04 So, someone's gonna take a bit of a lead here.

00:56:08 - A time limit, yours is gonna be difficult here.

00:56:11 - You reckon?

00:56:13 - Not impossible, but I don't think it'll happen.

00:56:17 - It's one of the few matches with actual pins.

00:56:19 - Yeah.

00:56:20 - Which is nice.

00:56:21 - That's true, actually, yeah.

00:56:22 - But these are just random stipulations.

00:56:25 - And I will be honest with you,

00:56:27 I will not be trying to do any of these cage mechanics.

00:56:31 - Oh, he's too big.

00:56:33 I can't drop kick him.

00:56:34 - Oh, Tempest, will you kindly do us a favor?

00:56:39 - Why don't you nudge him?

00:56:44 - Now that.

00:56:45 Oh, yes.

00:56:46 (laughing)

00:56:48 - He's too big.

00:56:52 - I'm reversing you.

00:56:54 - Reverse central.

00:56:55 Yeah, that's right.

00:56:58 - Lord almighty.

00:57:00 I might try and go through the door.

00:57:03 No!

00:57:06 Okay.

00:57:07 - Here we go.

00:57:08 - I need to get back on track, he's so much bigger than me.

00:57:14 - Ah!

00:57:15 - Stop!

00:57:16 No!

00:57:17 It's the reversals, I can't handle the reversals.

00:57:23 - Sounds like the title of an autobiography.

00:57:27 - Come on.

00:57:28 He's giving me the work.

00:57:31 - Come on, Kev, you got this.

00:57:34 That's right, buddy.

00:57:35 - No, no, no.

00:57:36 - Too sweet.

00:57:37 He's too sick.

00:57:38 Ah!

00:57:39 (laughing)

00:57:41 Oh, no, no.

00:57:43 - There we go.

00:57:44 - No.

00:57:45 No, come on.

00:57:46 No, Kev.

00:57:47 (grunting)

00:57:49 - All of the moves.

00:57:50 - Oh, no.

00:57:51 Kev, get out of the corner.

00:57:52 Kev, get out of the corner.

00:57:53 Kev, get out of the corner.

00:57:54 There we go.

00:57:55 Ah!

00:57:57 Kev, get out of the corner.

00:57:59 - Not in the corner.

00:58:00 - No!

00:58:01 - Here we go, here we go.

00:58:05 Big time moves now.

00:58:07 For fuck's sake.

00:58:09 - That one doesn't work.

00:58:11 Ah!

00:58:13 No!

00:58:14 Oh, I'm stuck in the ropes.

00:58:17 - Get in them ropes.

00:58:19 Shake them ropes.

00:58:21 - Oh, tits.

00:58:22 - Oh.

00:58:26 - Ah!

00:58:27 Kev, come on.

00:58:28 Up you get, bud.

00:58:29 There we go.

00:58:30 - Oh, I'm stunned, I'm stunned, I'm stunned.

00:58:33 Kev, why are you stunned?

00:58:35 - Very good, very good.

00:58:39 - Okay, Kev, that's okay, bud.

00:58:40 It's all right, it's okay.

00:58:41 Things are okay.

00:58:42 Things are okay, Kev.

00:58:43 We are fine.

00:58:44 Kev, Kev, up you get, mate.

00:58:48 Kev.

00:58:50 Kev.

00:58:50 - Open the door.

00:58:51 - Faster.

00:58:52 Raph!

00:58:53 - Kev.

00:58:54 - Faster, Raph!

00:58:55 - No!

00:58:56 - Referee really takes his time.

00:59:01 Not trapped in a cage with a large man or anything.

00:59:06 I'm trying to run here, Raph.

00:59:07 - I'm trying to have another autobiography.

00:59:10 - I'm trapped in a cage with a large man.

00:59:12 - Here we go, here we go.

00:59:13 One.

00:59:14 - Not even one.

00:59:16 - Get down.

00:59:19 - Oh, no.

00:59:21 - Get down.

00:59:22 Get down with your bad self.

00:59:25 - Luke, if you could stop for a moment.

00:59:30 - What's happened?

00:59:31 - I don't like it.

00:59:32 Oh.

00:59:34 - All right, okay, here we go.

00:59:38 Come on now.

00:59:39 Come on now.

00:59:40 - It's hard to see the reversal thing

00:59:43 in between the chain length.

00:59:45 - Yep.

00:59:46 Here we go.

00:59:47 Oh, look at this.

00:59:48 Tree slams.

00:59:49 - No!

00:59:50 - Get him.

00:59:51 Nope, that's no good.

00:59:54 That's no good for me at all.

00:59:57 - See, this is the thing.

00:59:58 I think the one bit of this game

00:59:59 that I'm actually decent at is kicking out.

01:00:03 - Oh, no.

01:00:04 He's got to get into super kick mode.

01:00:06 - It's the only mode I know.

01:00:09 - All right, okay, here we go.

01:00:12 There we go.

01:00:13 - Yeah.

01:00:13 - Nope, it's okay.

01:00:14 - We need a one.

01:00:15 - It's okay.

01:00:16 Everything is fine, everyone.

01:00:17 - We are the ones.

01:00:18 - Nobody panic.

01:00:19 Nobody panic.

01:00:20 - Oh, Simone drop.

01:00:21 - Nobody panic.

01:00:21 Nobody panic, anyone.

01:00:22 Nobody panic.

01:00:23 Kev, Kev, it's time to get up.

01:00:26 Kev, Kev, Kev, sleep.

01:00:28 Wakey, wakey.

01:00:29 - Come on, Jay.

01:00:30 - Kev, wakey, wakey.

01:00:30 - Wakey, Patrick.

01:00:31 - Door now.

01:00:32 - Shift on me.

01:00:33 - Door now.

01:00:34 - Kev, wakey, wakey.

01:00:35 - No!

01:00:36 - Wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey, wakey.

01:00:37 - Oh, the door's open.

01:00:39 - He closed it quick enough, didn't he?

01:00:41 - Yeah, he's quick on the drop.

01:00:43 - Oh!

01:00:44 Reversal.

01:00:45 - No.

01:00:48 - Leave me alone.

01:00:49 I just wanna leave.

01:00:53 I don't want to be here anymore.

01:00:57 - There we go.

01:00:57 There we go.

01:00:58 That's right.

01:00:59 That's right.

01:01:01 Chokeslam.

01:01:02 - Oh, that's a big chokeslam.

01:01:05 - One.

01:01:05 Two.

01:01:07 He uses resiliency, resiliency.

01:01:12 - Tremoboline.

01:01:13 - He uses tremoboline.

01:01:16 - Resiliency.

01:01:18 Resiliency, this one.

01:01:21 - Oh, this one's gonna be bad.

01:01:24 - Here we go.

01:01:25 - It's the window is so small.

01:01:27 - Yes, yes, surely now.

01:01:29 One.

01:01:30 Two.

01:01:32 - Come on.

01:01:33 - Three.

01:01:33 (laughing)

01:01:35 Big sexy for the big win.

01:01:37 - I hate this.

01:01:40 I hate this colour on you.

01:01:42 I've never seen it before.

01:01:44 - Boo.

01:01:47 - Yay me.

01:01:48 - Boo his fucking referee.

01:01:50 Open the goddamn door.

01:01:53 - This is why the cage matches.

01:01:54 Don't bother with the getting the cage.

01:01:56 You bother with the door.

01:01:57 It takes too long.

01:01:58 Pin him.

01:01:59 That's the way forward.

01:02:01 DAD.

01:02:02 Big sweet four points there.

01:02:05 - Oh, I hate it.

01:02:07 I really hate it.

01:02:08 - And what a remarkable match that was.

01:02:12 - We're gonna be joined by Tempest in just a second now.

01:02:16 - Who's to the other NWO member like that?

01:02:27 That must be really, really very, very disappointing indeed.

01:02:30 - More than a bit disappointed, Brian.

01:02:32 - Yeah, a very upsetting moment for you, surely.

01:02:35 - I had a poor strategy, it seems.

01:02:38 Relying on Nick Patrick,

01:02:39 the worst referee in the history of mankind.

01:02:42 - It was amazing how slowly that referee opened the door.

01:02:45 I've never seen a referee open any door

01:02:47 or anyone in the world open a door as slowly as that.

01:02:50 - Just leisurely like,

01:02:52 okay, I guess I'll open the door.

01:02:55 - Yeah, I guess.

01:02:56 - Now, now, please, now.

01:02:58 - I mean, you probably should have gone for the pin

01:03:01 or escaping over the top or something maybe.

01:03:03 - Escaping over the top might've been a better option,

01:03:06 honestly, 'cause you can just button mash that.

01:03:08 That's up, you control your own destiny in that sense.

01:03:10 - Yep, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

01:03:12 - Next time.

01:03:13 - Now, we've got, do we have the 10 patrons?

01:03:17 Absolutely wonderful.

01:03:18 We have got 10 patrons,

01:03:19 which means that we can celebrate

01:03:21 with a lovely shot of lemon juice.

01:03:24 Two shots of lemon juice.

01:03:26 Excellent, both of our competitors

01:03:28 are gonna be doing a shot of lemon juice

01:03:31 just before this match.

01:03:32 If somebody could courier this over to our competitors,

01:03:35 that'd be absolutely brilliant.

01:03:35 Thank you very much, Dan.

01:03:37 That is absolutely brilliant.

01:03:38 Our next goal is, what is the next goal, Dave?

01:03:41 - Another 10.

01:03:42 - Another 10?

01:03:43 - I don't know, we're doing those.

01:03:45 - Oh, fantastic.

01:03:46 So when we get another 10 patrons,

01:03:49 we're going to be having our competitors

01:03:51 eating some delicious toxic waste candies

01:03:55 that are incredibly sour.

01:03:57 And they really are horrible to have in your mouth.

01:04:00 - I thought we were just gonna have some ooze.

01:04:03 - Some ooze, just some toxic ooze.

01:04:04 - Just some toxic waste.

01:04:06 - Sort of actual toxic waste.

01:04:08 And eventually give them, presumably,

01:04:10 some sort of radiation poisoning.

01:04:11 - Oh, or a superpower.

01:04:13 - Or superpower, it's a 50/50, but it isn't.

01:04:16 It's about 100 to zero.

01:04:18 - Well bothered.

01:04:21 Well, we've got our next match coming right up.

01:04:24 And the ones that will be taking the shot of lemon juice

01:04:25 will be Oliver Davis and Dave Bradshaw.

01:04:29 Currently the only two people on the board without a point.

01:04:32 So that will be changing now with either a draw,

01:04:37 perhaps both of them will hit the board with a point each,

01:04:40 or one of them will get the win over the other

01:04:42 and score a huge two points.

01:04:44 - Absolutely, we've got Scott Hall versus John Cena 06.

01:04:47 It's gonna be a really, really good match, I think.

01:04:50 Should we have a look, look,

01:04:51 if we've got some ultra chats?

01:04:52 - Yes, absolutely.

01:04:53 I will refresh the page very quickly.

01:04:55 We've got Smithy Cam has donated $15 to say Tempest the goat.

01:05:00 - Thank you.

01:05:00 - Sorry, I just let you down.

01:05:02 Charles Berg, ultra chat said to say,

01:05:04 "So my brother reminded me a couple of days ago,

01:05:06 when we used to play WrestleMania 19."

01:05:09 - Hmm.

01:05:10 - That's a good one.

01:05:11 - It's a good one, isn't it?

01:05:13 - We'll see.

01:05:14 - You'd say that's a good, that's a good WrestleMania, right?

01:05:16 - It's a really good WrestleMania.

01:05:17 - One of the top, best WrestleManias of all time.

01:05:20 - One of the best ever.

01:05:21 - One of the best ever WrestleManias of all time.

01:05:23 Well, I don't know why we just needed to reiterate

01:05:25 that point, but you know.

01:05:27 - We really had to hit that point home.

01:05:29 - Yeah, yeah, it just makes a lot of sense.

01:05:31 - It does.

01:05:32 - So if anyone who's even,

01:05:33 well, even somebody who's even vaguely aware

01:05:35 of the concept of WrestleMania,

01:05:36 and there's a WrestleMania 19s at least in the top three

01:05:39 of everyone's WrestleManias, but you know, there you go.

01:05:41 - The X-Train and Big Show.

01:05:43 - You would think.

01:05:44 - You should go on the show.

01:05:45 - Dan, please don't interrupt those on the desk.

01:05:48 - Unbelievable, Dan.

01:05:49 (laughing)

01:05:50 - Unbelievable.

01:05:51 So Charles Berg says,

01:05:52 "When we used to play WrestleMania 19 on GameCube,

01:05:55 I had some interesting creator wrestler names.

01:05:58 Here's some I remembered.

01:05:59 Rick Nasher, the Dick Smasher.

01:06:02 (laughing)

01:06:04 Alfonso Garbanzo and Twattles.

01:06:07 (laughing)

01:06:09 - Funnily enough, that is the three names

01:06:11 I gave to my children.

01:06:12 (laughing)

01:06:14 - The Dick Smasher.

01:06:15 - Yeah, you gotta call it how it is.

01:06:18 (laughing)

01:06:19 - It's just short for Richard.

01:06:20 - Yeah, yeah, come on, it's the Richard Smasher.

01:06:23 Do we have one more?

01:06:26 Oh yeah, oh yes, the ref was trying to F on Jay.

01:06:30 - Yeah.

01:06:31 - That referee was trying to fuck on me.

01:06:33 (laughing)

01:06:34 - I tried to avoid the swearing,

01:06:36 but you just went full for it.

01:06:37 (laughing)

01:06:39 Good stuff.

01:06:40 Do we have the results from the poll

01:06:42 for our next match?

01:06:43 TLC, of course it is.

01:06:47 It's the best of the stipulations in my book.

01:06:49 And should we have a little look

01:06:50 at what the stipulations for the match afterwards

01:06:53 between, who's it gonna be?

01:06:54 - The next one after this is going to be Dan and myself.

01:06:58 - Oh, very, very, very exciting.

01:06:59 So our possible three stipulations are

01:07:02 a Hell in a Cell match.

01:07:04 - Ooh, that one's new.

01:07:05 - Very fun, that one's new.

01:07:07 Very good.

01:07:08 I do like the applause.

01:07:10 I know we should turn it down, but I really like it.

01:07:13 Maybe I just want to be applauded.

01:07:15 Another Last Man Standing match,

01:07:17 which should be very interesting.

01:07:19 Or...

01:07:20 - I don't know, I might like that one,

01:07:21 considering Dan seems to have trouble with it.

01:07:23 - Yeah, it was a difficulty for Dan,

01:07:25 even though he had a moonsault off the top rope

01:07:27 onto a table.

01:07:28 And then finally, a ladder match.

01:07:30 So Hell in a Cell, Last Man Standing,

01:07:31 or a ladder match for our next match

01:07:34 between Kempis and Dan. - Very good varied options.

01:07:35 - Yeah, very good, very good.

01:07:37 And there are some, I think, that we haven't seen yet,

01:07:40 like submission match.

01:07:42 So yeah.

01:07:42 - Falls count anywhere.

01:07:43 - Falls count anywhere. - We haven't done yet.

01:07:44 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:45 And we haven't seen the extreme rules.

01:07:47 I'm looking forward to this one, though.

01:07:48 It's gonna be a TLC between Oliver Davis and Dave Bradshaw.

01:07:52 Take it away, lads.

01:07:54 - How long do we do this for?

01:07:54 - I don't know.

01:07:55 Have they cut to us yet?

01:07:57 - Are we on?

01:07:58 - Yes.

01:07:58 - Okay, we're good.

01:07:59 - We're gonna do the shots.

01:08:00 - Well, should we bell ring, then we do the shots?

01:08:04 - Okay, you can only start wrestling

01:08:05 once you've finished your shot.

01:08:06 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:07 - That's the shot versus back on the table.

01:08:08 - Okay, okay.

01:08:09 - There's a--

01:08:10 - By the way, just for anyone who's wondering,

01:08:12 this is like pure lemon, as in straight from the lemon.

01:08:15 It's not just like lemon squash.

01:08:17 Because that wouldn't really be--

01:08:19 - What?

01:08:20 - Wait, ready?

01:08:21 - Okay, okay.

01:08:22 - Three, two, one, go.

01:08:22 - Mm.

01:08:24 (glass clinking)

01:08:25 - Oh!

01:08:26 (laughing)

01:08:27 - There we go!

01:08:28 - Just run up, yep, yep, just get up.

01:08:30 We need to--

01:08:31 (groaning)

01:08:34 - Okay, watch out for the clinic

01:08:42 that's gonna be put on between these two guys.

01:08:44 - How does, how do you pick up the ladder?

01:08:48 - R1.

01:08:49 - R1.

01:08:50 - I think you just--

01:08:50 - Oh, this is gonna, we're gonna be a while.

01:08:52 - Yeah, this is--

01:08:53 - I'll be aggressive either of you climb it.

01:08:55 - Tree slam!

01:08:57 (groaning)

01:08:57 - Wait, Kevin Nash.

01:08:58 - Okay, you go get the ladder, I'll wait here.

01:09:02 - No, no, that's not how, we're not working together.

01:09:05 (laughing)

01:09:06 - Is there a one out here?

01:09:07 There's probably one out here.

01:09:08 - There is.

01:09:08 - Ooh, it's a TLC match, isn't it?

01:09:12 Oh, come on, through the table!

01:09:16 Ollie!

01:09:17 - That was how meaty your arms were.

01:09:19 - Yeah, thanks.

01:09:21 - This is good, I like this.

01:09:23 - I think you could put someone through a table

01:09:25 and then turn it into a compliment.

01:09:26 - What, you're like, it's 'cause of how meaty your arms are.

01:09:28 Thanks, thanks, thanks, Ollie.

01:09:30 - So I can get chairs?

01:09:32 - Dan!

01:09:35 - Oh.

01:09:36 - Where's, where's, oh, I don't know,

01:09:38 but I can go and, I could go and get one of these.

01:09:41 - Oh no, I fatigued myself.

01:09:43 I can't run back.

01:09:43 - Dave, go!

01:09:44 Dave, get the ladder!

01:09:46 - Yes!

01:09:47 - I thought there might be more ladders on the ramp.

01:09:48 - Your time is up, your time is now!

01:09:51 - Oh, he can see me.

01:09:52 - Oh no!

01:09:53 Yeah, let's get, screw it, let's just get another ladder.

01:09:56 - Dave, set the ladder, go.

01:09:58 - Oh no, how do I put it up?

01:09:59 - It's X, X, X.

01:10:00 - No one told me that bit.

01:10:01 - Climb!

01:10:02 - R1, R1 climbs.

01:10:03 - Okay, get bigger.

01:10:04 - No, no, that's my kryptonite, don't climb,

01:10:06 'cause then I have to climb.

01:10:07 I don't know how otherwise.

01:10:08 - L1?

01:10:09 - Yeah, but you're not in the right place.

01:10:11 - Oh, of course, I could reach it from there.

01:10:12 - Oh, you're in the right place.

01:10:13 - The thingy moves along to you.

01:10:14 - Yes.

01:10:15 - Along to you.

01:10:16 - Oh.

01:10:17 - No!

01:10:18 - Okay, okay!

01:10:18 - Reach, Ollie, reach!

01:10:19 - Do I reach?

01:10:20 - Yeah, L1, L1!

01:10:21 - Button mash, button mash!

01:10:22 - How do I get up?

01:10:23 - Press R1!

01:10:24 - How do I get up?

01:10:25 - Oh!

01:10:28 - He's got one.

01:10:29 - He's got one.

01:10:30 - He's got two.

01:10:31 - Oh, I've got it down now.

01:10:34 - Oh no!

01:10:37 - Sure!

01:10:37 - Well, that's three done.

01:10:40 That's three down.

01:10:41 - I didn't mean to go down.

01:10:43 - I'm not trying to go down.

01:10:44 - What are you doing?

01:10:45 - How do I get a move up?

01:10:46 - Oh, now I've picked one of these up.

01:10:47 This is...

01:10:48 (laughing)

01:10:49 - Reach, reach, reach!

01:10:50 - Jump up, jump up!

01:10:50 - Jump up!

01:10:51 - Oh no!

01:10:52 (laughing)

01:10:54 - He knew I was coming.

01:10:55 He was scared.

01:10:56 (laughing)

01:10:58 - Tree slam!

01:11:00 - You know what's coming next, don't you?

01:11:03 - You think people are watching this

01:11:04 because they're watching their granddad

01:11:05 try and play computer games.

01:11:07 - I don't know, not with the amount of...

01:11:07 - I mean, you just got a computer game.

01:11:09 (laughing)

01:11:10 - Well, it's a computer game.

01:11:12 - I know, but I don't want to call it Dave.

01:11:12 - What do we call it now?

01:11:15 - Yeah, we're both reaching.

01:11:16 - You're not, you're about to get...

01:11:17 - Shut up.

01:11:18 - Knock, I'm gonna knock your block off.

01:11:20 (groaning)

01:11:21 - Ollie, reach!

01:11:22 - How do I get a move on?

01:11:24 - Get up, get up, John.

01:11:26 Get up, John.

01:11:28 - There he is, he's got it, right.

01:11:30 - Get up.

01:11:30 - No, don't stand there.

01:11:32 - John, wake up, John.

01:11:34 (groaning)

01:11:35 - Ollie, wait for the circle.

01:11:37 (screaming)

01:11:38 - That's what I'm doing.

01:11:40 (screaming)

01:11:41 - John, come on, John.

01:11:42 (screaming)

01:11:43 - Hit him, John, hit him, John.

01:11:45 Hit him, John, hit him!

01:11:47 Hit him!

01:11:48 (screaming)

01:11:49 - Where are you going?

01:11:51 - Climb, climb, John.

01:11:52 - Scott!

01:11:54 - Oh, John.

01:11:55 - I've got it, so the thing's staying.

01:11:57 - How do I throw him somewhere?

01:11:57 - I'm too fatigued.

01:11:58 - You can push him, but...

01:12:00 - Oh, right.

01:12:01 - Dave, what are you doing?

01:12:02 - I don't know, Luke.

01:12:03 - All right, come on, come on, John.

01:12:06 Yes, John, yes, John, yes, John.

01:12:08 - Oh, he's reversed it, he's reversed it.

01:12:10 - It's too slow.

01:12:11 - He's reversed it.

01:12:12 (groaning)

01:12:16 - Open it again, surely now, this is Scott Hall's time.

01:12:19 - No!

01:12:19 - Got one more.

01:12:20 - He's got one more to get.

01:12:21 - He'll never get it, he'll never get it.

01:12:24 He'll never get it.

01:12:26 (screaming)

01:12:28 - Too sweet.

01:12:30 (cheering)

01:12:33 - Absolutely amazing stuff there.

01:12:41 Absolutely brilliant.

01:12:43 And I'm gonna be joined on this desk by

01:12:47 loser Dave Bradshaw, absolutely fantastic stuff there.

01:12:52 Dave, do please come and take a seat with me.

01:12:55 That is two matches now, Dave, and two unfortunate losses.

01:13:00 How are you feeling about this currently?

01:13:02 - That was a loaded question, Brian.

01:13:04 (laughing)

01:13:05 - Well...

01:13:06 - It's not going to plan.

01:13:07 (laughing)

01:13:08 - I would say, I would say it isn't, I would say it isn't.

01:13:11 - Can I mathematically even still win?

01:13:14 - I think maybe not, who knows?

01:13:16 Maybe you can.

01:13:17 - I have two matches left, so I could pick up two wins.

01:13:20 - Yep, and Luke would have to lose all of his

01:13:23 for you to be able to--

01:13:23 - Which he might, he's not very good.

01:13:24 - And then you'd have to be, well,

01:13:26 have you faced Luke yet?

01:13:28 - No.

01:13:29 - No, well if you beat Luke and get two wins

01:13:31 and nobody else gets two wins,

01:13:32 then yes, you could go through.

01:13:34 - So what you're saying is specifically,

01:13:37 if a very exact sequence of events happens,

01:13:40 I could still be in the final.

01:13:41 - Yes, exactly, exactly.

01:13:43 It's like being a Tottenham fan every year.

01:13:45 - Oh!

01:13:46 (laughing)

01:13:47 - Brian.

01:13:48 (laughing)

01:13:49 Brian, Brian, if this wasn't a wrestling stream, Brian,

01:13:53 we would discuss who you support, but we won't.

01:13:55 (laughing)

01:13:57 - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:58 - Anyway.

01:13:59 (laughing)

01:14:01 - Brian seems to be more of like a not counting fan.

01:14:04 - Yeah, but, yeah.

01:14:05 - Who do you support, Brian?

01:14:06 - The heels of the Vanarama National League.

01:14:08 - Yes.

01:14:08 (laughing)

01:14:10 - I support Wrexham because I recently

01:14:12 got a free trial to Disney Plus.

01:14:14 - Oh, there we go.

01:14:15 (laughing)

01:14:17 - Let's talk about Patreon, it's going well.

01:14:19 - Yes, it is indeed, it is indeed.

01:14:21 It's doing really, really well.

01:14:23 And in fact, we are now on our next,

01:14:24 our second goal of our toxic weights.

01:14:27 - Do you wanna grab them?

01:14:28 - Yeah, I'll go and grab them and I'll go on the log screen.

01:14:30 - I'm not sure if everyone knows what these are.

01:14:31 These are American candies.

01:14:32 - Yes.

01:14:33 - And I'm told, Andy Datson told me this.

01:14:35 - Oh, yeah.

01:14:36 - These are apparently the most sour candies in the world.

01:14:40 - In the world.

01:14:41 - And if you like suck on one during your match,

01:14:44 then you won't be able to see straight.

01:14:45 - Yeah, oh my, my goodness.

01:14:47 - And so if we get to 20, we're already past the 10 mark.

01:14:50 - Yeah, yeah.

01:14:51 - We get to 20 new subscribers today,

01:14:53 then we will give them to both people in that next match.

01:14:56 So they will each have a toxic waste candy

01:15:00 they will have to do.

01:15:01 So it's patreon.com/wrestletalk.

01:15:03 - Indeed it is.

01:15:04 - If you'd like to join us,

01:15:05 and we've got so much stuff coming up

01:15:07 in the next 30 days or so.

01:15:09 - This can be huge.

01:15:10 - So many new features, we're starting to introduce

01:15:12 if you're on a $10 tier or higher,

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01:15:25 - And we're gonna have early access, of course,

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01:15:31 - Yes, it is indeed.

01:15:32 And we can, you'll see many discussions

01:15:35 of all different types of WrestleManias,

01:15:36 especially WrestleMania 19 on that specific series.

01:15:40 - This is like being on QVC.

01:15:41 - It is like that, isn't it?

01:15:43 - We're not silly.

01:15:44 - It's good fun, it's good fun.

01:15:45 So yes, and do we have the poll

01:15:48 for what our next match is going to be?

01:15:50 Do we know what our?

01:15:51 - Hell in a Cell.

01:15:52 - Hell in a Cell.

01:15:53 - Of course it's Hell in a Cell.

01:15:54 - Unsurprisingly, unsurprisingly.

01:15:56 Let's have a look at the Ultra Chats documents.

01:15:58 Let's see if there's any new Ultra Chats here.

01:16:01 Yes, we do have one, don't we,

01:16:02 from Kevin there down at the bottom.

01:16:03 - It says, "That referee took more time opening the cage

01:16:06 "than Mike Chioda knowing what to do

01:16:07 "with a money in the bank briefcase."

01:16:10 What, you wanna cash this in tonight

01:16:12 against him for this title, are you sure?

01:16:14 - I absolutely, it's one of my biggest pet peeves

01:16:17 about the money in the bank.

01:16:18 - Pet thieves.

01:16:20 - Kevin, we know it was Kevin.

01:16:21 Thank you, Kevin.

01:16:22 - Thank you very much, Kevin, thank you.

01:16:23 And you also can, of course,

01:16:25 donate the usual $5 minimum for an Ultra Chat to be read out

01:16:28 and $10 minimum can get you a chance

01:16:31 to win a signed copy of WWE 2K23.

01:16:34 So please do get your Ultra Chats in.

01:16:36 Let's do the spinner for--

01:16:38 - Oh, this is the first time I've seen this.

01:16:40 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:41 Would you like to have the next spin?

01:16:42 - I'll do the next one.

01:16:43 - Okay, so we've got the first one,

01:16:44 which is gonna be a submission match.

01:16:45 - Ooh, that could be the first.

01:16:47 Yeah, first one to the right.

01:16:48 - That'd be good fun.

01:16:49 - What do I press?

01:16:50 - Just press the middle, there you go.

01:16:51 - Lovely.

01:16:52 - There we go.

01:16:53 And our next match could be a Hell in a Cell again.

01:16:58 So if we like this Hell in a Cell,

01:16:59 we might get some more votes for that one.

01:17:01 And then feel free to spin the last one.

01:17:02 - Do I do it?

01:17:03 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

01:17:04 - Very generous of you, Brian.

01:17:05 - I tend to do this all the time.

01:17:06 I do this just to pass the time sometimes

01:17:09 when my kids won't answer the calls.

01:17:12 And it's a backstage brawl is the last one.

01:17:15 So here we go.

01:17:16 - So wait, submission, Hell in a Cell--

01:17:19 - And backstage brawl.

01:17:20 Those are the three.

01:17:21 But first of all, we've got Kurt Angle versus Jay Uso

01:17:25 in a Hell in a Cell match.

01:17:26 - I am firmly on Main Event Jay Uso's side here.

01:17:29 - Come on.

01:17:30 - I think Dan has been mean to me.

01:17:32 - Now, do you think that has been in any way informed

01:17:34 by the fact that he gave you one hell of a beating?

01:17:38 - Brian, you're supposed to be an impartial observer here.

01:17:42 - Yes, yes.

01:17:43 - It did not go my way.

01:17:44 But I just think that we could have had

01:17:47 a little bit more graciousness in victory from Dan.

01:17:50 - I don't know what you're talking about.

01:17:51 - So I'm feeling a little bit Usy.

01:17:53 - That is absolutely fair.

01:17:55 Well, let's see how Usy,

01:17:57 the competitors in this match are gonna feel.

01:17:59 Let's see how these two boys do.

01:18:01 - I am short of taking my clothes off.

01:18:03 I'm recreating conditions in my house as much as possible.

01:18:06 I can do that if you'd like.

01:18:09 Ready?

01:18:09 - Let's do it.

01:18:11 - Nah, are you sure you wanna quit?

01:18:12 You sure?

01:18:14 - Are you sure I want to quit?

01:18:15 No.

01:18:16 - Start match.

01:18:17 - That would be the one.

01:18:18 I hit circle instead of X.

01:18:20 We'd have won and wons.

01:18:22 - We'd have won the Olympics with a broken freaking neck.

01:18:26 - All right.

01:18:28 - Broken freaking neck.

01:18:29 - Ow.

01:18:30 - Broken freaking neck.

01:18:32 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

01:18:35 I'm actually--

01:18:37 - You're gonna start off slow.

01:18:38 Come on, Kurt, you got this.

01:18:39 - I am concerned about you being my opponent.

01:18:47 - Why?

01:18:49 - 'Cause you play this game.

01:18:50 - I do, yeah.

01:18:51 I so rarely play as Kurt Angle as a thing.

01:18:56 Normally I pick like,

01:18:58 well, my original pick for this was gonna be Eddie Guerrero.

01:19:01 Oh!

01:19:02 - That's quite sexy.

01:19:03 - Step on your ankle.

01:19:07 - Soften him up.

01:19:09 - Come on, Jay.

01:19:11 Stop missing your drop kicks.

01:19:13 Don't do that.

01:19:14 No, I didn't want to do that.

01:19:19 - That's why I want to knock you out again.

01:19:21 - Safety steps in.

01:19:22 - All right, say hello then.

01:19:27 - No.

01:19:28 Leave and jump down.

01:19:31 - Out of the ring and into the ring.

01:19:32 - Fuck's sake.

01:19:33 I want a weapon.

01:19:36 - I don't know if you can get weapons.

01:19:38 - You can absolutely get weapons.

01:19:40 - Oh, I just got tired.

01:19:42 - I mean, it's understandable.

01:19:45 - Oh.

01:19:50 - I'm going this way.

01:19:51 See, you can get some weapons.

01:19:54 A table!

01:19:55 Who needs a tables match?

01:19:59 - All right.

01:20:00 - Just gonna pop this over here.

01:20:04 - Get to the top of the cage.

01:20:06 - Do you know this cage is massive?

01:20:08 - Yeah.

01:20:09 - Comparatively.

01:20:10 - Well, show me.

01:20:11 - I will, but first I've got to get him through the door.

01:20:14 - I'm bored.

01:20:15 Get to the top of the cage.

01:20:17 - Are you every WWE fan ever?

01:20:19 - Tables!

01:20:20 - Do the thing I want you to do.

01:20:25 - Don't do it, Kurt.

01:20:28 Don't do it, Kurt.

01:20:29 - They changed it back in Hell in a Cell.

01:20:37 - Yeah.

01:20:37 - Here comes the pain, it was so easy.

01:20:39 No, I don't want to throw you that way.

01:20:41 - Stop throwing me back and forth.

01:20:43 I want to get my chair.

01:20:44 - How do I get you through that?

01:20:45 - Please get up, Jay.

01:20:46 - I'm trying.

01:20:49 - Dan, enough.

01:20:55 - Dan, do you direction when you throw it?

01:20:56 - That's what I'm doing.

01:20:57 I'm trying to throw it at the door.

01:20:59 - Dan, I swear to God,

01:21:00 if you throw me back the other way.

01:21:01 - There you go, there we go.

01:21:04 Maybe we just have one of those Hell in a Cell matches

01:21:09 that takes place entirely in the ring, like Kevin Nash.

01:21:11 - No!

01:21:12 - Come on, Jay.

01:21:14 - Come on.

01:21:17 - Get up, get up, Jaxxz.

01:21:20 - No.

01:21:23 - Stop, leave me be.

01:21:25 - You're getting further away from the top of the cage.

01:21:28 - I'm trying, I'm level best.

01:21:29 - I've done like zero damage to Kurt Angle so far.

01:21:31 - But first, I want to do this.

01:21:35 Just for me, just for me.

01:21:37 No!

01:21:38 - No, come back here.

01:21:45 - Come here, come here.

01:21:47 I want to go out here.

01:21:49 I want to go out.

01:21:50 - I want to go out.

01:21:51 - In the ring, in the ring, please.

01:21:55 - You get one, you get one.

01:21:57 - That's a classic Kurt Angle chair throw.

01:21:59 - No, no.

01:22:05 - How do you like them apples?

01:22:07 - I don't.

01:22:08 - How do you like them apples?

01:22:10 How do you like, oh.

01:22:11 - Damn it.

01:22:13 - There we go.

01:22:14 Get up.

01:22:16 There we go.

01:22:20 Don't bother.

01:22:22 (air whooshing)

01:22:25 - No, not that.

01:22:28 Fine, we'll go over it.

01:22:29 - That's a bad corner.

01:22:32 - The Feng Shui of the ring is considerably better now.

01:22:35 - Come on, buddy.

01:22:36 - You can get up, please.

01:22:37 - Come on.

01:22:38 - The window for the reversals is now tiny.

01:22:43 It's over for me.

01:22:47 - Oh, it's another powerbomb from Angle.

01:22:52 - Stop it, stop it.

01:22:54 (all groaning)

01:22:56 - You've not got to the top of the cage.

01:23:02 - I tried, but Tempest doesn't wanna play

01:23:04 the top of the cage game.

01:23:06 - Make him do it.

01:23:07 - Come on, come on, out you get.

01:23:10 - I have no say in the matter.

01:23:12 - Come on, come on, come on.

01:23:16 (all laughing)

01:23:17 Come on, Tempest, come on.

01:23:21 - Oh no.

01:23:21 (all cheering)

01:23:24 - Is the chat telling us how to do it?

01:23:26 I feel like, see, this isn't helping.

01:23:29 You would think it would be helping.

01:23:32 - You'd think.

01:23:32 - You've got to be good in the same bit though.

01:23:34 - I've tried.

01:23:35 - I would like to get up now, please, now.

01:23:39 - You get around that corner then.

01:23:41 - Please get, it's like I've been shot.

01:23:44 I am moving in slow motion.

01:23:49 - I don't wanna time this out.

01:23:51 - Yeah.

01:23:52 For God's sake.

01:23:55 - Get up, get up, get up.

01:23:56 - I've decided I hate Hell in a Cell matches.

01:23:58 - Get up, Jay.

01:23:59 - Come on, Jay.

01:24:00 - Come on, Jay, get me out this door.

01:24:03 Fine.

01:24:04 - It's only the bottom left and bottom right corners

01:24:06 I've just been texted to get ready to get out.

01:24:10 - That's what I'm doing.

01:24:10 - And it's saying Irish wick.

01:24:11 - Come on, come on.

01:24:13 - Yeah, you gotta Irish wick them into it.

01:24:15 - Come on, Jay.

01:24:16 - This side.

01:24:17 - This side.

01:24:18 - For God's sake.

01:24:20 - Come on, Kurt, off you get, buddy.

01:24:30 Now it's, now's the time to wake up.

01:24:32 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

01:24:35 Hey, oh.

01:24:35 - Okay, here we go.

01:24:37 - Yeah.

01:24:38 - Now see, now Dan doesn't wanna play ball.

01:24:40 - I was just trying, I was trying to help.

01:24:43 - No, you weren't.

01:24:43 See, you're reversing me

01:24:45 and I'm trying to throw you into it.

01:24:46 (dramatic music)

01:24:49 - Yeah, oh, not that way.

01:24:52 Kurt, wake up, buddy.

01:24:55 Right, this way, this way, this.

01:25:01 - Scratch it.

01:25:02 - Get up, you knobhead.

01:25:04 I could have won this,

01:25:07 but then I'm gonna have to get him back in the ring.

01:25:08 No, you're getting, you're, no.

01:25:10 You're getting me a timeout draw.

01:25:12 No, this is not happening.

01:25:13 Get in the ring.

01:25:14 We don't wanna go.

01:25:16 - Stop falling over.

01:25:18 - We wanna go in the ring.

01:25:19 We wanna go in the ring.

01:25:20 - You have eight minutes.

01:25:20 - Eight minutes is a long time.

01:25:21 - You're not even halfway through.

01:25:22 - Oh my God.

01:25:23 - I'm gonna get in the ring.

01:25:24 - This, I genuinely, I think they ruined

01:25:26 Hell in a Cell match in these games.

01:25:28 - Yes, they absolutely did do that.

01:25:30 - Oh, brutal.

01:25:36 - Oh, shut up.

01:25:37 - I can't do anything.

01:25:39 - Yeah, but then I'm fucking useless.

01:25:43 - Go get an angle on him.

01:25:44 - You're gonna have to win in this.

01:25:46 - Come on, come on, come on.

01:25:49 Come on, buddy.

01:25:50 You got this.

01:25:50 Here we go.

01:25:51 Big time, big time, Kurt Angle.

01:25:52 - Big time.

01:25:53 - Big time, Angle slam.

01:25:54 - Oh.

01:25:55 - Angle slam.

01:25:56 - Oh, he's gonna get the pin.

01:25:57 - Yeah.

01:25:58 - Dan, get the.

01:25:59 - What's he doing?

01:26:01 - He's going for a submission win is what he's going for.

01:26:04 - It's over.

01:26:05 - Brittle ankles.

01:26:07 - Yeah, it's over.

01:26:08 - Go on, J.

01:26:10 - Oh, he's fighting back.

01:26:11 - Go on, J.

01:26:12 - He's fighting back.

01:26:13 - Go on, J.

01:26:14 - He can't get him.

01:26:15 Oh, Dan, he can't do it.

01:26:17 Oh, he got too cocky.

01:26:18 - Go on, J.

01:26:19 - He got too cocky.

01:26:21 - He got too cocky.

01:26:23 - He's going for the pin.

01:26:25 - Yeah.

01:26:26 (group cheering)

01:26:28 - J, J, J, J, J, J, J.

01:26:30 - This is bullshit.

01:26:32 (group laughing)

01:26:35 - Hit him, J.

01:26:36 - No.

01:26:37 - Fuck, one hit.

01:26:40 Give me a break.

01:26:42 - Break.

01:26:44 - It's good psychology.

01:26:46 (group cheering)

01:26:49 - Come on, Kurt.

01:27:01 Come on, Kurt.

01:27:02 One more time.

01:27:03 (group cheering)

01:27:06 - Cage.

01:27:08 - Shut up.

01:27:09 - That was a cage.

01:27:10 - No, no.

01:27:11 - No.

01:27:12 - No.

01:27:13 - Hit it, hit it.

01:27:14 (group laughing)

01:27:17 - Fuck.

01:27:18 - Go on, J.

01:27:22 - Pin.

01:27:23 - You're gonna try and...

01:27:25 You're gonna try and...

01:27:27 Are you joking?

01:27:28 (group cheering)

01:27:30 - It's huge, J.

01:27:32 It's huge, J.

01:27:33 - It's like this.

01:27:34 - Oh, shit.

01:27:35 - Immediate.

01:27:36 - Oh, you sneaky boy.

01:27:40 - Come on.

01:27:41 (group laughing)

01:27:46 - No, I couldn't have.

01:27:49 - Oh, he's going for the Germans.

01:27:51 - I'll just wait.

01:27:54 - How much time we got left?

01:27:58 - Don't get out of the race.

01:27:59 - Just over five minutes.

01:28:00 - Oh.

01:28:03 - He fell to the corner.

01:28:04 - No.

01:28:05 - It's a bit kind of...

01:28:06 When did he go against the top of the cage?

01:28:07 (group laughing)

01:28:11 - What?

01:28:12 Why am I more stunned than you?

01:28:13 I just picked him up though.

01:28:17 - Your body's all red.

01:28:19 (group laughing)

01:28:22 - World's strongest slam.

01:28:24 - Oh, no.

01:28:25 - Here we go.

01:28:26 Here, what's he going for?

01:28:27 - Moon salt.

01:28:28 - He's gonna moon salt.

01:28:29 - He's gonna...

01:28:30 - Oh, I could have moon thief, couldn't I?

01:28:31 - Yeah.

01:28:32 (group cheering)

01:28:33 - Go on, J.

01:28:34 Get him.

01:28:36 - Go on, J.

01:28:37 - What?

01:28:38 This is so stupid.

01:28:40 - Let's try that again, shall we?

01:28:42 Let's try that again, shall we?

01:28:44 - Get up, J.

01:28:45 Here we go.

01:28:46 - He's stunned.

01:28:46 - No!

01:28:49 (group exclaiming)

01:28:52 - I think we can all agree.

01:28:57 - Oh, it's absolutely devastating.

01:28:59 (group laughing)

01:29:01 - Brian had it won.

01:29:03 - Should we accept it or don't report?

01:29:04 - You've got to say that is absolutely...

01:29:07 Like a real, yeah.

01:29:08 Stealing the victory away from Tempest there.

01:29:10 - Come on!

01:29:11 - He was about to win that match, I'm sure.

01:29:14 - I cannot believe what I have witnessed today.

01:29:16 - Yeah, absolutely.

01:29:17 - In all of my years of sports broadcasting,

01:29:20 I've never seen anything quite like it.

01:29:22 - It's amazing.

01:29:23 Clearly Dan Layton must have tampered

01:29:25 with the game in some way.

01:29:26 Fearful of Jey Uso's incredible attacks,

01:29:30 that he decided to destroy the game entirely.

01:29:32 - It's the same reason he hit that referee

01:29:34 after he wouldn't count to 10

01:29:36 during that last man standing match.

01:29:38 - Larry!

01:29:39 - Incredible to see just how childish one man can be

01:29:43 when he is losing at a game.

01:29:45 - A petulant baby, they call him,

01:29:47 on the streets of London.

01:29:49 Absolutely furious at the beating Jey Uso

01:29:52 with hand in Kurt Angle there.

01:29:54 And he was clearly playing possum the whole match.

01:29:57 It may have seemed like Jey Uso was losing

01:29:59 and was putting in a quite frankly pathetic performance,

01:30:02 but actually it was all a huge trick to get...

01:30:05 - Here he comes.

01:30:06 - Oh, here he comes.

01:30:07 Well done Dan.

01:30:08 - Well done Dan.

01:30:08 - Very good.

01:30:09 - Excellent performance from Dan Layton there.

01:30:10 - Well done Dan.

01:30:11 - This is where the big boys play is it?

01:30:14 Look at the adjective.

01:30:15 Win.

01:30:16 I had that.

01:30:18 I had him.

01:30:19 You all saw it.

01:30:20 Top rope, ready to do a splash.

01:30:22 And it would have worked this time.

01:30:23 I was gonna thief the heck out of that move.

01:30:25 And I would have covered him for the one, two, three.

01:30:27 No need to go onto the top.

01:30:29 I could have made it happen.

01:30:30 - Well, we have...

01:30:33 - But it didn't though, did it?

01:30:34 - No, unfortunately we'll never know I guess.

01:30:37 - We'll never know.

01:30:37 We never will know.

01:30:38 We never will know.

01:30:39 - So I guess, do we start that match again?

01:30:41 - I think so.

01:30:42 - I was happy to accept the draw, but I'll take it.

01:30:45 - Are we gonna...

01:30:46 Do we have any alter chats quickly

01:30:47 while we restart the match or is that...

01:30:48 - Just while they're getting everything reset back up.

01:30:50 Mayor of Paintsville Dan says,

01:30:51 hello Tempest, you incredible human being

01:30:54 have created something special.

01:30:55 I'm happy for PFK.

01:30:56 To everyone else, I love you too.

01:30:57 Dear viewers, please sub, you're missing out.

01:30:59 You won't regret it.

01:31:00 Will someone please play as Dexter today?

01:31:03 Well, unfortunately I believe Dexter's got a rating of 42.

01:31:05 - Yeah.

01:31:06 - So it's not eligible for this tournament.

01:31:08 And David Delwaller says,

01:31:10 this stream is so much needed,

01:31:11 as much as a distraction after a very tough couple of days.

01:31:14 Thank you guys for the constant entertainment

01:31:15 and can't wait to see all of the new content.

01:31:19 - Yeah, there's lots of new content coming along

01:31:21 and it's very, very exciting.

01:31:22 Quick Patreon update, Dave.

01:31:25 - 14.

01:31:26 - We've got 14 new patrons today.

01:31:27 That's absolutely amazing.

01:31:28 Just six more and we will be able to supply

01:31:32 our toxic waste to our next competitors, of course.

01:31:35 - Some people were calling Dan's actions

01:31:37 in that last one a toxic waste.

01:31:39 (laughing)

01:31:40 A toxic waste of time.

01:31:42 - Toxic waste of space.

01:31:43 (laughing)

01:31:46 Dan has gone from a laughing along to a wry smile.

01:31:51 (laughing)

01:31:54 Of slight annoyance.

01:31:55 Well, let's see how this match continues

01:31:59 with Dan and Tempest.

01:32:02 - There was a second there.

01:32:03 Oh, I guess I'm gonna be out the fire today.

01:32:06 Oh wait, here we go.

01:32:08 - Yeah, for a brief moment there,

01:32:12 it appeared that the save data for the game was corrupted

01:32:16 and therefore we wouldn't have had half the characters.

01:32:19 But we restarted the whole thing again and now it works.

01:32:22 Oh God, the cage is red.

01:32:24 - This was a really...

01:32:25 I didn't do that.

01:32:28 Honestly.

01:32:31 This is a really interesting way to sabotage me.

01:32:34 - Yeah, if Tempest does win now,

01:32:38 that will be pretty outrageous.

01:32:42 - Do you know what, Ollie?

01:32:43 Let's make it happen.

01:32:46 - Well, I think that's why the game quit on you.

01:32:48 - Yeah, it was cross.

01:32:49 - It was too bored.

01:32:50 (laughing)

01:32:51 - It knew that this wasn't right.

01:32:52 - Yes, get out of this ring.

01:32:56 Get out of this ring.

01:32:58 Takes a million years to pick up a weapon.

01:33:00 - Oh God, you're in the Thunderdome.

01:33:01 - Yep.

01:33:02 - It's horrifying, isn't it?

01:33:05 - The chat's just like, "We hit the worst timeline."

01:33:07 - The red cage and the Thunderdome.

01:33:10 - Jay can't have very good memories.

01:33:14 - Well, we're back to doing this.

01:33:15 - Yeah, I wanna get you out of the ring at this point.

01:33:18 Since I've been hijacked, let's make it happen.

01:33:21 - I can't even reverse him doing this.

01:33:25 Leave me alone.

01:33:26 - Let's just get out of the ring.

01:33:27 - Oh, let me just put you through the cage.

01:33:30 This end.

01:33:32 - No, we're gonna stand here.

01:33:35 I had that match won.

01:33:36 I had that match won

01:33:37 and now you're being a little bitch about it.

01:33:39 - You had nothing won.

01:33:41 - I had the match won.

01:33:43 It's making an extreme cage match.

01:33:46 - Your little body on the bottom left was all red.

01:33:48 (laughing)

01:33:50 - Means nothing.

01:33:51 - It was very sore.

01:33:53 - It was really sore all over.

01:33:55 - Are you just gonna get all of the weapons?

01:33:57 - This isn't fun for anybody.

01:33:58 We could have used this time to get out of the ring.

01:34:01 - Well, then come out here.

01:34:03 You're the one in the ring.

01:34:05 (laughing)

01:34:07 - Oi, dickhead.

01:34:11 (laughing)

01:34:12 - That's it.

01:34:13 - Come on, come on.

01:34:14 - No, no, no, no, no.

01:34:15 - He's stuck.

01:34:16 Hang on.

01:34:18 See, now he's countering.

01:34:19 He doesn't wanna do it.

01:34:20 - Coward.

01:34:20 - Yeah.

01:34:21 This Dan Layton is a coward.

01:34:22 (cheering)

01:34:27 - Climb up.

01:34:28 - Climb.

01:34:29 - Climb.

01:34:30 - Leave me be.

01:34:32 - Hit him back.

01:34:38 (cheering)

01:34:40 - It's such a tall cage.

01:34:42 Yes, I'll continue to climb.

01:34:45 - Take, okay, I won't take the cover off.

01:34:47 You can just go through with the iPads and everything.

01:34:49 (laughing)

01:34:50 - I'm going through, am I?

01:34:51 - Yes, yes you are.

01:34:53 - Here I am, look.

01:34:54 Look at all you lovely people on Zoom

01:34:56 having the worst time of your lives

01:34:58 watching some of the worst wrestling going.

01:35:00 And also, Roman Reigns.

01:35:03 - There's no Pikachus.

01:35:04 - Oh.

01:35:05 (gasping)

01:35:07 - Uh-oh.

01:35:12 - Uh-oh.

01:35:13 - I don't have a chance to reverse any of them.

01:35:16 - Stop it.

01:35:18 - You do, it's not gonna prompt you.

01:35:20 You've got to guess.

01:35:21 When you go for a grapple, it doesn't tell you.

01:35:23 - This game doesn't make sense.

01:35:24 - It does.

01:35:25 (cheering)

01:35:26 - Oh!

01:35:27 - It does, James!

01:35:29 - You're a splash, James!

01:35:31 - I don't think I can.

01:35:33 Let me, I gotta climb down.

01:35:34 I gotta climb down.

01:35:35 - Try, try!

01:35:36 - Boom!

01:35:36 - I'll climb down.

01:35:39 - Come on, Kurt.

01:35:40 - Okay.

01:35:44 - We'll climb back up, James.

01:35:46 - Absolutely not.

01:35:47 - Come on.

01:35:48 - Stop clearing the ring of my weapons.

01:35:51 - There's no damage on his body.

01:35:54 (laughing)

01:35:56 - Oh my God.

01:36:01 I guess we're just gonna take a draw on this one.

01:36:03 - Are you?

01:36:04 You're gonna take the draw?

01:36:05 - Yeah, apparently.

01:36:07 - Can anyone talk about the shenanigans?

01:36:08 The chat better be full of the shenanigans

01:36:10 that I've had to put up with.

01:36:11 First of all, the nudge heard around the world.

01:36:12 Second of all.

01:36:13 - Come on.

01:36:18 - Don't be a little dick about it.

01:36:23 (laughing)

01:36:25 - I'm not gonna come and clear the cage.

01:36:27 That would be fun.

01:36:28 - I climbed the cage.

01:36:31 You went through the cage.

01:36:33 - Yeah, well I've tried.

01:36:33 I wanna do it again.

01:36:34 - So jump through then.

01:36:37 Off you go.

01:36:38 - Everyone's judging you.

01:36:41 Everyone's saying, oh,

01:36:43 Tempest knew he couldn't win normally.

01:36:45 So he had to crash the game.

01:36:46 Cheat to win.

01:36:49 You lie, you cheat, you steal.

01:36:52 - What is happening?

01:36:54 - Balance.

01:36:57 That's what's happening.

01:36:58 Now.

01:37:00 Come on, Kurt.

01:37:02 Up you get.

01:37:03 Up you get, boyo.

01:37:04 Now's your time.

01:37:05 - There we go.

01:37:11 - It's gone quiet now.

01:37:19 - It has, 'cause Tempest wants to win.

01:37:20 - It's a concerned hush.

01:37:23 - There's 10 minutes left.

01:37:24 - Ages.

01:37:26 You could go up to the roof like five more times.

01:37:28 - Come on, up you get.

01:37:33 Up you get, up you get, up you get.

01:37:34 Come on, Kurt.

01:37:35 This is your time.

01:37:36 - Come on, J.

01:37:39 Oh!

01:37:40 - You got showboaty.

01:37:43 Oh!

01:37:44 - Okay.

01:37:46 (humming)

01:37:47 - There we go.

01:37:49 - And that way.

01:37:50 - Oh, he's locked it.

01:37:55 - I reversed that.

01:38:00 - Okay, you didn't.

01:38:01 - The prompt did the thing.

01:38:04 - Check out that table dance.

01:38:05 - Yeah.

01:38:06 - Let's just try it.

01:38:12 - Yeah, let's just try it.

01:38:15 - I knew it was worth it.

01:38:20 - It was worth a try.

01:38:21 I didn't know how good Dan was gonna be at that.

01:38:24 Kick off the chair.

01:38:26 - Come on, Kurt.

01:38:29 What are you at, mate?

01:38:30 - Oh my God.

01:38:34 - He's got him.

01:38:35 - Oh, what a neck breaker.

01:38:39 (laughing)

01:38:41 - I got Sam.

01:38:45 - That's it.

01:38:45 - I'd say.

01:38:46 - Show me now.

01:38:47 - One.

01:38:48 (cheering)

01:38:50 - Main event.

01:38:52 J.

01:38:53 - Get off.

01:38:54 - New Japan fan.

01:38:56 - Totalist.

01:38:57 (laughing)

01:39:00 - That was really good.

01:39:01 Thanks, Ollie.

01:39:02 - Right.

01:39:08 - Yeah.

01:39:09 - Oh, it's so back and forth.

01:39:11 - No.

01:39:12 - Incredible scene.

01:39:13 - He's a bit stunned.

01:39:15 - He's got him down.

01:39:20 He's got him down.

01:39:21 He's going to the top row.

01:39:23 He's going to the top row.

01:39:25 - Oh.

01:39:26 - That's the spot.

01:39:26 - Oh my God.

01:39:27 - Oh my God.

01:39:28 - Get him, J.

01:39:29 Get him, J.

01:39:30 - Get to the top of the cage.

01:39:31 - He's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:31 - Oh, he's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:32 - Oh, he's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:33 - Oh, he's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:34 - Oh, he's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:35 - Oh, he's going to the top of the cage.

01:39:36 - Get him, J.

01:39:37 Get him, J.

01:39:37 - Get to the top of the cage.

01:39:38 - Oh, did he take too long?

01:39:40 Did he take too long?

01:39:40 - One, two.

01:39:42 - Oh, resiliency like a baby.

01:39:45 - Like a baby?

01:39:46 - Like a baby.

01:39:46 Oh, just do it again.

01:39:48 Just do it again.

01:39:48 - One, two.

01:39:49 - Oh.

01:39:51 - This is such bullshit.

01:39:53 This is such bullshit.

01:39:55 - Oh, just do it again.

01:39:57 Oh, just do it again.

01:39:59 Oh.

01:40:00 - Get up, Kurt.

01:40:02 Get up, Kurt.

01:40:04 - My hands are so sweaty.

01:40:05 I can't believe that you sabotaged my win

01:40:09 and now you're, and then you were like,

01:40:10 "Eh, I don't want to climb the cage."

01:40:12 And now everyone's cheering for you.

01:40:15 - I climbed the cage.

01:40:17 - What?

01:40:18 We spent ages trying to get out of that cage.

01:40:21 I hope the chat is baby-facing the hell out of me.

01:40:24 - I'll just check.

01:40:25 It is not.

01:40:29 - No.

01:40:30 - Go, J.

01:40:31 - Come on, Kurt.

01:40:33 - Yeah, to be honest.

01:40:35 - You've got seven minutes still, J.

01:40:36 It's okay.

01:40:37 - Terribly done.

01:40:39 I do think you have to climb the cage.

01:40:41 (laughing)

01:40:42 Come on.

01:40:43 - What am I gonna do?

01:40:44 - Well, you can both be at the top of the cage

01:40:46 and then you can throw each other off.

01:40:47 - See what happens.

01:40:48 - Toss each other off.

01:40:49 - Yeah, you can toss each other off at the top.

01:40:51 - Sounds like fun.

01:40:52 - Yeah, everyone's cheering for Tentacle.

01:40:56 (laughing)

01:40:57 - Hang on, hang on.

01:40:58 - Oh, oh.

01:40:59 - What?

01:41:02 - Oh, he's done.

01:41:03 - Cheer what you like.

01:41:04 - What the fuck happened there?

01:41:05 - Cheer what you like.

01:41:07 - We had it once.

01:41:09 We had it once.

01:41:09 - Twice.

01:41:10 - That's four points.

01:41:11 This game sucks, he says.

01:41:13 Oh, this game sucks because I lost.

01:41:16 You couldn't keep me.

01:41:17 You pinned me five times in a row and it wasn't enough.

01:41:19 Dan Layton supremacy.

01:41:21 - Dan, you're up.

01:41:22 - And out.

01:41:23 - What a match.

01:41:25 That was a very, very surprising finish there.

01:41:29 Quite the opposite to the first match there

01:41:31 where Dan was really in control in that first match.

01:41:36 And then the second one there, wow.

01:41:39 Dan, you seem to lose control somewhat.

01:41:41 Maybe the anger, the fury that courses

01:41:43 through your veins every day.

01:41:44 - You just gotta use it.

01:41:45 - Yeah, you were using it and then you ended up winning.

01:41:47 Beautifully.

01:41:48 - Oh, he's checking the...

01:41:49 - Oh yeah, it's Luke versus Dave next.

01:41:51 I believe, do we have our poll for the next match

01:41:57 that's coming up?

01:41:58 Submission match for Luke versus Dave.

01:42:01 - Fantastic.

01:42:01 So, but yeah, Dan, talk me through those two matches.

01:42:04 - Two matches, two matches.

01:42:05 Yeah, well, I won both of them.

01:42:06 I think everyone was plain to see.

01:42:07 The match was mine in hand and then the game crashed

01:42:09 and it was like, oh, what a shame.

01:42:10 And I was happy to take a draw.

01:42:12 I would have taken a technical draw there, a point each,

01:42:15 but no, no, everyone said, let's do it again.

01:42:17 So we did.

01:42:18 And then everyone started to be incredibly against me.

01:42:22 Quite aggro, you might say.

01:42:24 I think I've never been in a room full of bitches before.

01:42:27 - Do you think that in some way...

01:42:30 - Actually, not true.

01:42:31 I'm regularly in a room full of bitches.

01:42:33 (laughing)

01:42:35 - Do you think that in some way,

01:42:36 the media's reporting on your match had anything to do

01:42:40 with the viewpoint on you,

01:42:42 you clearly, obviously, sabotaging the PlayStation 5.

01:42:46 - I mean, I think it's clear that no one can trust

01:42:49 the lame stream media represented here by Brian Children.

01:42:53 (laughing)

01:42:54 Because the real world,

01:42:57 people out there who trust the real world,

01:43:00 they're all on my side.

01:43:01 But you know, in the end, the reality is truth will out.

01:43:05 And in this case, the truth hurts.

01:43:09 (laughing)

01:43:11 Dan, the truth later.

01:43:13 - He's done it.

01:43:14 He's absolutely done it.

01:43:15 And now you're on two wins.

01:43:16 - Two wins.

01:43:16 - Absolutely beautiful.

01:43:17 Four points for you.

01:43:18 - Would that put me on the top of the...

01:43:19 Oh no, I'm drawn with Luke.

01:43:20 - You are, yeah, drawn with Luke right now.

01:43:21 - Not for long.

01:43:23 - And Brian is on what now, exactly?

01:43:25 - Brian is on one win.

01:43:26 - You're Brian.

01:43:27 (gasping)

01:43:28 - Yes, no, I'm Brian.

01:43:29 I'm on nothing.

01:43:30 - That's right.

01:43:31 That's right.

01:43:32 Nothing.

01:43:33 Nothing.

01:43:34 Brian Children is nothing.

01:43:36 - Well, according to my bank balance,

01:43:37 I'm on minus nothing.

01:43:38 (laughing)

01:43:41 - Which you can help us out with that, can't they?

01:43:43 - Yes, indeed they can.

01:43:44 Our Patreon subscribers, more and more have come in.

01:43:46 - 18.

01:43:47 - We're on 18 Patreon subscribers since the stream began.

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01:43:52 Two more and we have our toxic waste punishment

01:43:56 for our next competitors.

01:43:57 These two will probably escape this fate,

01:43:59 but the next two who are, who is it then?

01:44:02 - Oh, it's me and Ollie.

01:44:03 - It's you and Ollie.

01:44:03 (laughing)

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01:44:11 (laughing)

01:44:11 - No, now.

01:44:12 - Ideally right now.

01:44:13 That'd be really great.

01:44:15 And do we have any ultra chats as well?

01:44:17 - Let's have a look, probably.

01:44:18 Yes, indeed.

01:44:18 We have a DFD, DCD,

01:44:22 which I'm sure is something if you read it out properly,

01:44:24 but I'm currently too full of adrenaline to try.

01:44:28 It says that PS5 was trying to fuck on Tempest.

01:44:30 (laughing)

01:44:33 Fuck on Tempest.

01:44:34 I was the one who was, I was about to win.

01:44:36 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:36 - The narrative here is just so toxic.

01:44:39 And I'm just Marcus says,

01:44:39 Brian Children, always nice to see you.

01:44:41 Has anyone told you that you and the legend

01:44:43 that is Sullivan Bobran look very similar?

01:44:46 - That is a great compliment.

01:44:47 Thank you very much.

01:44:48 He is a very attractive man and I would have sex with him.

01:44:50 So yeah, yeah.

01:44:53 - Also, wow.

01:44:54 Dan is being very childish when he's losing today.

01:44:57 Jam that jam, loving the stream.

01:44:58 It's interesting.

01:44:59 I wouldn't say I'm being childish when I'm losing

01:45:01 because I'm so regularly winning.

01:45:04 So demonstrably winning.

01:45:06 All you gotta do is look at the material.

01:45:08 All you gotta do is look at the table

01:45:11 and see the four points,

01:45:12 you see the name Dan Layton, the professor Dan Layton.

01:45:14 Dan, the truth Layton, right at the top.

01:45:16 Look at the adjective win.

01:45:18 - I never thought that one of the nicest men I know

01:45:21 would become a truth.

01:45:23 - So let's do a little spin of the old spinner.

01:45:27 So this is to vote for the match after this

01:45:30 between Ollie and Dan.

01:45:31 What kind of matches are we gonna get?

01:45:33 I believe that is gonna be a TLC.

01:45:35 - Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:45:36 - Or is it?

01:45:37 - Oh, it is a false count anyway.

01:45:39 We haven't had all those today.

01:45:41 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

01:45:42 Here we go.

01:45:43 So false count anywhere is your first choice.

01:45:45 The next one will be,

01:45:48 oh, is it gonna be extreme rules?

01:45:49 I think it is, yes.

01:45:50 Extreme rules.

01:45:51 - That's good.

01:45:52 So false count anywhere or extreme rules,

01:45:53 both of which, great choices.

01:45:55 - Yeah, we haven't seen either one.

01:45:56 So that's good.

01:45:57 And then the final one is...

01:46:00 - A healthy old singles match.

01:46:01 - A healthy old singles match, lovely stuff.

01:46:03 - You can't go wrong with a singles match.

01:46:03 - Can't go wrong with it, no, you can't.

01:46:05 - You spend a lot of time at the singles tables, don't you?

01:46:08 - Yes, I do, I do.

01:46:10 And it does seem to be that I'm going

01:46:13 to these singles tables and people are taking

01:46:15 that singleness very literally

01:46:17 'cause nobody seems to come to mind.

01:46:19 - Because most of them are taking place

01:46:20 in that same boxing, underground boxing warehouse

01:46:22 that you've frequented for years.

01:46:24 I haven't seen you since then, actually.

01:46:25 - Absolutely, yeah.

01:46:26 And I did ask for some feedback

01:46:28 from the people that run the event

01:46:29 and they said, "You smell like off-meat."

01:46:32 - Right, that'll be it, that'll be it.

01:46:34 - Yeah, there we go.

01:46:36 Well, let's see our next match.

01:46:37 It's gonna be a submission match

01:46:38 between John Cena '06 and Kevin Nash.

01:46:43 I can't wait for this.

01:46:44 - The one we've all been waiting for.

01:46:46 (laughing)

01:46:48 - Let's see how the boys do.

01:46:49 - Right, okay, I'm slightly concerned about this one.

01:46:52 - Are you?

01:46:53 - Yeah, because I don't know

01:46:56 if Kevin Nash has any submissions.

01:46:58 - Oh, that's a good point.

01:46:59 I might have a chance.

01:47:01 The master of the STF.

01:47:02 - So I'm now gonna have, and I've also never--

01:47:05 - Charge at you.

01:47:06 - Oh, no!

01:47:07 He's already started the comeback.

01:47:08 - Come on, John.

01:47:09 Oh, John!

01:47:11 - Right, okay, right, here we go.

01:47:13 Here we go.

01:47:14 - By the way, this is do or die for me at the moment

01:47:16 'cause I don't think I can win if I don't win this.

01:47:19 - All right, it's reversed me.

01:47:20 - Yeah. - Finish the story.

01:47:21 - Finish the story.

01:47:23 - You have to win this one.

01:47:24 - Come on.

01:47:25 No, that's not a move by me, is it?

01:47:27 (laughing)

01:47:29 - Oh, hang on, I got an option to do a submission there.

01:47:31 So that's cool.

01:47:32 It gives me submissions to do.

01:47:33 - It's probably not a good one.

01:47:34 - Lovely.

01:47:35 - It's almost a jackknife already.

01:47:38 Right, come on, John.

01:47:41 - Oh, no. - Yes, John!

01:47:44 - No, grapple him, not the air.

01:47:47 - No, no, Kev.

01:47:48 Kev!

01:47:49 Oh, no!

01:47:51 - DDT! - No!

01:47:51 - I'm already in trouble here, everyone.

01:47:55 Come on, Kev.

01:47:57 - What's he doing?

01:47:58 (groaning)

01:47:59 He's just too big.

01:48:01 - He is too big.

01:48:02 - Come on, Johnny.

01:48:04 - He's too sexy is what his problem is.

01:48:06 Here we go.

01:48:07 - Yes, John!

01:48:10 - John, John.

01:48:11 No, Kev, even.

01:48:12 Aha.

01:48:14 - No.

01:48:15 - I went a bit matrix there, didn't I?

01:48:18 This is comfortably the best I've done.

01:48:21 - Yeah, it really is.

01:48:22 - And I'm on the floor.

01:48:23 - Here we go, submission time.

01:48:26 Submission time.

01:48:27 - No, come on.

01:48:28 - Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

01:48:31 Oh, he's too...

01:48:33 Okay, fair enough.

01:48:34 All right, okay, cool.

01:48:34 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

01:48:35 Oh, no.

01:48:36 - Another DDT.

01:48:37 - No, this is not good at all.

01:48:39 Now Dave's gonna start providing commentary

01:48:40 on his own matches.

01:48:41 (laughing)

01:48:42 - I do this at home sometimes.

01:48:44 (laughing)

01:48:46 - All right, come on.

01:48:47 - Oh, no.

01:48:48 - Big right hand.

01:48:49 Big right hand, John Cena.

01:48:50 And another one.

01:48:51 - Yeah, that's right, Kev.

01:48:52 - His elbow's the size of my head.

01:48:54 - That's it, Kev.

01:48:54 - Another DDT.

01:48:58 Come on, Johnny.

01:49:00 - Come on, DDT.

01:49:01 - I don't know why I started calling him Johnny.

01:49:03 All right, yes.

01:49:04 Come on, come on, John.

01:49:08 Come on, John.

01:49:09 - Yeah, that's it, Kev.

01:49:10 - Come on, John.

01:49:10 - That's it, Kev.

01:49:11 - Come on, John.

01:49:12 - That's it, Kev.

01:49:13 - Come on, Kev.

01:49:14 There you go.

01:49:16 Right, here we go.

01:49:17 Now it's time for the big Kev comeback.

01:49:19 - No.

01:49:22 - And we do a little suplex.

01:49:25 - It's not submission, though, is it?

01:49:26 - And then we do...

01:49:28 - Oh, no, reverse voice signature.

01:49:31 - Blood him in.

01:49:32 - Amazing.

01:49:33 - Reverse the signature, everyone.

01:49:35 - Bash.

01:49:36 - Oh, I'm bleeding.

01:49:37 - Bleeding.

01:49:37 - I'm bleeding from his terrible work punches.

01:49:39 - Oh, God.

01:49:41 - All right, come on.

01:49:42 Here we go.

01:49:43 Go on, Kev.

01:49:44 That's it, Kev.

01:49:45 - What is this?

01:49:46 Why is this the only submission hold that either of us know?

01:49:48 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

01:49:53 - Never give up.

01:49:56 - Oh, but you will.

01:49:59 - Oh, but you will, Dave.

01:50:00 - Why have these two actually wrestled a submission match?

01:50:03 - Oh, no.

01:50:08 - See you later.

01:50:09 - I'm going to pose for a bit.

01:50:11 (Simon singing)

01:50:14 - Kev, get up, lads.

01:50:19 - Can I, I can't submit you out here, can I?

01:50:21 - Probably not.

01:50:21 - Oh, I'm going back in then.

01:50:22 - Who's the man?

01:50:23 - Where have I got?

01:50:28 Oh, John.

01:50:29 John!

01:50:30 I didn't do that.

01:50:31 - You pressed start.

01:50:32 - I didn't do it.

01:50:33 - Go on, go on, Kev.

01:50:37 That's it, work out.

01:50:38 - That doesn't count.

01:50:38 That's not a valid submission hold.

01:50:40 - Work over that arm.

01:50:41 - In the ropes, not within the rules.

01:50:43 - Right.

01:50:44 - Do you know what it is, though?

01:50:45 - What?

01:50:46 - This.

01:50:47 - Oh, no.

01:50:48 Oh, no.

01:50:49 - Oh, no.

01:50:50 Oh, no.

01:50:51 Jackknife.

01:50:52 - Jackknife!

01:50:53 - I'm stunned.

01:50:54 I'm stunned.

01:50:55 - There we go.

01:50:56 - A half crab.

01:50:57 - Single leg Boston crab.

01:50:59 Just like my boy Lance Storm.

01:51:01 Why is your resiliency so good?

01:51:05 - Oh, John Cena, that's why.

01:51:07 - Literally zero work on his legs.

01:51:10 - Another DDT.

01:51:11 - No.

01:51:12 No.

01:51:13 - Why won't it?

01:51:14 - Yes.

01:51:15 - Yes.

01:51:16 Yes, come on, John.

01:51:18 - Oh my God.

01:51:19 - Oh my God.

01:51:20 - Is he gonna do it?

01:51:21 - Come on, John.

01:51:22 - No, he hasn't got me.

01:51:23 - No, come on, John.

01:51:25 - He hasn't got me.

01:51:25 - Oh, John.

01:51:26 - Too sweet.

01:51:27 He's too sweet.

01:51:28 - He's too sweet.

01:51:29 - Oh, no, wait.

01:51:30 - He's getting a head in the game, Kev.

01:51:31 - Sorry.

01:51:32 - Another DDT.

01:51:33 - No.

01:51:34 - Saw that one coming.

01:51:35 - I think I maybe did that about five times too many.

01:51:39 - Here we go.

01:51:40 Right.

01:51:41 Let's give a little knock down there.

01:51:43 And then, do you know what we're gonna do?

01:51:44 - Not a move?

01:51:45 - Know what we're gonna do?

01:51:46 It's time.

01:51:47 We're gonna chokeslam city is where we're heading.

01:51:50 That's right.

01:51:51 Chokeslam city.

01:51:53 - He's quite a good chokeslam.

01:51:54 - Just because now it's time for jackknife city.

01:51:59 - None of these are submissions though.

01:52:02 - Jackknife.

01:52:03 - All right, okay, so.

01:52:04 - Tish.

01:52:05 - He's down, we're seeing.

01:52:06 - Oh, what?

01:52:07 No, we're seeing a pussy.

01:52:08 We're seeing a pussy.

01:52:08 - I didn't do that.

01:52:09 (laughing)

01:52:10 That's you every time, definitely.

01:52:12 - Oh, come on, Johnny.

01:52:14 - Kev.

01:52:15 - Stamp him.

01:52:16 Stamp on his leg.

01:52:17 - Get up, Kev.

01:52:18 - Stamp on his leg.

01:52:19 - Get up, Kev.

01:52:20 (grunting)

01:52:21 - All right.

01:52:22 - Right.

01:52:23 Okay, I've had enough of you now.

01:52:26 It's time for a little sidewalk slam action.

01:52:29 - It's not even a good move.

01:52:30 - Tribute to the big boss, man.

01:52:31 - It's not even a good move.

01:52:33 - It's a big Kev move.

01:52:34 - Come on, John.

01:52:35 - There we go.

01:52:36 The back and the neck.

01:52:39 (grunting)

01:52:41 (laughing)

01:52:44 - Oh, resiliency.

01:52:46 - A belly to belly, John.

01:52:49 - A belly to belly.

01:52:51 - Wait.

01:52:53 - Oh no.

01:52:54 Oh no.

01:52:55 Oh no.

01:52:56 Oh no.

01:52:57 Oh no.

01:52:58 Oh no.

01:52:58 - Oh, you can't see me.

01:52:59 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:53:02 No, no, no.

01:53:02 No, Kev.

01:53:03 - Yes, he can.

01:53:04 - Kev, Kev, Kev.

01:53:05 I'm stunned.

01:53:06 I'm stunned.

01:53:07 - What do I do?

01:53:07 - It's an archer in circle.

01:53:09 Archer.

01:53:10 - Oh, bossing ground.

01:53:11 - Oh, bossing ground.

01:53:12 - Bossing ground.

01:53:13 - Come on, John.

01:53:14 Come on, John.

01:53:15 Come on, John.

01:53:17 Come on, John.

01:53:18 Come on.

01:53:19 (screaming)

01:53:24 (groaning)

01:53:25 - We're not done.

01:53:26 We're not done.

01:53:27 We're done.

01:53:28 We're done.

01:53:28 - Oh.

01:53:29 - Sweet.

01:53:30 - Oh.

01:53:31 - Yeah.

01:53:32 - This is the best match so far, I think.

01:53:33 This is an absolute-

01:53:34 - No pinch.

01:53:35 No pinch.

01:53:36 Right break.

01:53:36 - Okay.

01:53:37 - I'm gonna obey the rules.

01:53:38 - Fair enough, man.

01:53:39 - Oh, I've gone-

01:53:40 - Fair enough.

01:53:41 - I've gone to the outside.

01:53:42 - Submission.

01:53:42 - Oh, it is a submission.

01:53:44 - Yeah.

01:53:45 - All right, come on, John.

01:53:46 - You are not the man.

01:53:47 I am the man.

01:53:48 I'm the man.

01:53:49 - John, I'm a little stunned.

01:53:50 All right.

01:53:53 Don't come out here.

01:53:54 - Get your STF ready.

01:53:56 - Oh, it's ready.

01:53:57 - Here we go.

01:53:58 - What are you doing?

01:54:01 You can get disqualified, can't he?

01:54:03 - I think so.

01:54:04 - Can I?

01:54:05 - Why don't you find out?

01:54:07 - Okay.

01:54:08 - Oh!

01:54:09 - Oh no!

01:54:09 Oh no!

01:54:10 Oh no!

01:54:11 Oh no!

01:54:12 - I won!

01:54:13 I won!

01:54:14 - No!

01:54:15 - I won!

01:54:15 - No!

01:54:16 - I won!

01:54:17 - No!

01:54:18 - Oh my God!

01:54:19 - No!

01:54:20 (laughing)

01:54:20 - I won!

01:54:21 (laughing)

01:54:23 (singing)

01:54:25 - No, no, no!

01:54:27 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:54:29 No!

01:54:30 - Unbelievable.

01:54:31 - Thank you, thank you.

01:54:32 - I cannot believe it.

01:54:33 - No!

01:54:34 - I cannot believe it.

01:54:35 - I'm so sorry.

01:54:35 - Luke Owen has got himself disqualified.

01:54:38 Dave Bradshaw is the winner of that match.

01:54:41 Two points to Dave Bradshaw.

01:54:43 Luke, if you could come and join me on the settee

01:54:47 and explain yourself.

01:54:49 That was absolutely remarkable, that was there.

01:54:52 (laughing)

01:54:54 I think I've never seen a submissions match

01:54:56 where you could do whatever the hell you like,

01:54:59 but apparently you thought you could.

01:55:01 - Apparently it can end in an EQ.

01:55:02 (laughing)

01:55:03 - Just like, just like hell in it's selves,

01:55:05 famously can end in DQs.

01:55:07 - True, anything can nowadays.

01:55:09 How do you feel about that match, Luke?

01:55:11 (laughing)

01:55:13 - I mean, that's, yeah, that hurts me a little bit

01:55:16 in terms of my standings in the table.

01:55:18 - I would say so.

01:55:19 - I'm still one!

01:55:20 - You're still number one.

01:55:21 - I'm still in the lead.

01:55:22 - Yep.

01:55:22 - Dave Bradshaw, a champion.

01:55:23 - Yeah, it does mean that, so that's myself and Dan

01:55:26 are both on four and Dave Ollie and Tempest

01:55:28 are on two each.

01:55:30 - Yeah, all with one win each.

01:55:31 - So this is up next, a really big match.

01:55:33 - Yeah.

01:55:34 - Because up next, it's Dan versus Ollie.

01:55:36 - Yep, that is absolutely huge.

01:55:38 And do we have the poll results

01:55:41 for what the next match is gonna be?

01:55:44 - It's a Falls Count Anywhere match.

01:55:46 - Ooh.

01:55:47 - Oh, I'm confident Dan Layton,

01:55:50 if you couldn't hear him on the mic back there,

01:55:52 he just said that was, quote,

01:55:54 "A piece of piss 'cause Ollie smells."

01:55:57 (laughing)

01:55:58 - That's not the truth!

01:55:59 (laughing)

01:56:01 - Tasteless Nobody says, "Down since day one,

01:56:03 "still proud of you, Tempest."

01:56:05 Hashtag for life.

01:56:05 Mars, Queen of the Ring says, "First time chatter here,

01:56:08 "Dan Layton with the dastardly heel tactics

01:56:11 "of not letting Tempest win.

01:56:13 "Villain, I'm all in on the Dan Layton heel turn."

01:56:18 RJ said, "Just in case it happens again,

01:56:19 "my name is RJ."

01:56:22 This is for Dan, the truth, Layton.

01:56:25 If Dan loses, we riot.

01:56:28 - That's right. - Oh, that's very good.

01:56:30 Mara, Mara's in the chat, everyone.

01:56:33 - Mara Joy! - Mara Joy!

01:56:34 (clapping)

01:56:35 - We love Mara. - Give it up for Mara Joy.

01:56:37 Love Mara Joy.

01:56:38 "I'm driving down to Salisbury and loving this,

01:56:40 "going all in on the Professor."

01:56:44 - Wow, fantastic.

01:56:46 - And Alex R says, "Some extra love."

01:56:47 Screw you, Dan!

01:56:49 You'll read out one of my alter chats out loud.

01:56:51 Also, don't worry, Brian.

01:56:52 "I work on designing critical power systems

01:56:54 "for data storage facilities for major banks

01:56:56 "and stock markets and retailers.

01:56:57 "This is clearly more worthwhile."

01:56:59 (laughing)

01:57:01 - Excellent, wonderful.

01:57:02 And if you want your alter chats read out,

01:57:03 then you just have to donate five US dollars to do so.

01:57:06 And if you donate 10 US dollars,

01:57:08 then you can get yourself potentially

01:57:10 a signed copy of WWE 2K23.

01:57:13 - Now, you might think here as a, you know,

01:57:14 a very professional YouTube channel,

01:57:15 we'd be offering out a signed copy of 2K23

01:57:18 by people who made 2K23.

01:57:20 - We think so. - No.

01:57:21 We are offering out a signed copy of 2K23

01:57:23 that's signed by the 10 competitors

01:57:25 in the PFK World Cup tournament

01:57:27 to decide who is the best at WWE 2K23.

01:57:30 So I'll be signing it, Oli will be signing it,

01:57:32 the heel, Professor Dan Layton will be signing it,

01:57:34 Dave Bradshaw, the winner via DQ.

01:57:37 (laughing)

01:57:39 What better do?

01:57:41 We'll be signing it as well as everyone

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01:57:48 Dave Bradshaw, can we get an update on the Patreon?

01:57:50 - We have 22!

01:57:51 - 22! - Hey!

01:57:52 - Which means that during this match,

01:57:56 Oliver Davis and Dan Layton will be having sour candy.

01:58:02 - They're just trying to open them up at the moment.

01:58:04 - The sourest in the world, apparently.

01:58:06 - The sourest in the world, they're called Toxic Waste.

01:58:08 - Yeah, I mean that sounds terrible for you.

01:58:11 - Yeah, sounds like what you had on Thursday evening.

01:58:14 - Yes, absolutely, it was the only thing that was available.

01:58:17 And in my price range.

01:58:18 (laughing)

01:58:19 They still can't see properly, but here we go.

01:58:22 Let's have a little look at what the next match

01:58:25 stipulations might well be.

01:58:27 We've got three here. - Doing a lovely

01:58:28 little spin there.

01:58:29 - Fantastic.

01:58:31 We've got a single, is it?

01:58:35 - It's a last man standing.

01:58:36 - It's a last man standing.

01:58:37 - There we go, there we go. - It's a last man standing.

01:58:38 Dan famously great at last man standing matches.

01:58:41 - Really, really good at them.

01:58:42 - Some people don't cheat.

01:58:44 - Then we have.

01:58:45 - That's comfortably extreme rules.

01:58:48 - Extreme rules, lovely stuff.

01:58:50 And then the final one is going to be a,

01:58:55 what will it be next?

01:58:56 It will be a steel cage.

01:59:00 - And it will be Tempest versus Dave.

01:59:02 So this could be some redemption for Jeyu.

01:59:05 - Wabadoo.

01:59:06 (laughing)

01:59:07 - Or will the majesty of Wabadoo O'Sexena

01:59:12 continue his winning ways?

01:59:15 - So what is our next punishment?

01:59:17 - A hot sauce.

01:59:18 - Hot sauce.

01:59:19 - What do we need to get to?

01:59:21 - Another eight now.

01:59:22 So we need 30 for the day.

01:59:23 - Another eight.

01:59:24 - Another eight patron backers.

01:59:26 And one of these final two matches will be competed

01:59:28 under hot sauce rules.

01:59:30 - Yeah, absolutely.

01:59:31 Taking a shot of hot sauce.

01:59:33 - And apparently it's dead off.

01:59:34 - Yeah, apparently really hot and horrible.

01:59:36 - Yeah, it's hotter than the coals

01:59:38 that your feet are under

01:59:40 in terms of your financial situation.

01:59:41 - But when the pickled onions.

01:59:43 - Oh yeah, well, the pickled onions will only happen

01:59:45 if Dave Bradshaw has to do it

01:59:47 because he thinks they're horrible and a punishment.

01:59:49 But most people think they're food.

01:59:51 (laughing)

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02:00:18 - Here's the thing with me, Brian.

02:00:20 I'm often known for just going a bit rogue.

02:00:22 Someone Ultra Chats in $50.

02:00:25 I'm gonna make Davey a pickled egg, a pickled onion.

02:00:27 - Yep, absolutely.

02:00:28 - I think Dave should just sit here.

02:00:29 If someone donates $50,

02:00:31 I think Dave Bradshaw should sit here and eat a pickled onion.

02:00:33 - How much for the whole jar?

02:00:35 - Oh, the whole jar.

02:00:36 - Well, maybe a thousand.

02:00:38 (laughing)

02:00:40 - Oh, a thousand dollar Ultra Chats just come in.

02:00:42 (laughing)

02:00:44 - We're made from Dave Bradshaw.

02:00:46 - Let's throw it over to the action.

02:00:47 Let's see how the boys do.

02:00:49 You ready?

02:00:49 - Let's do this.

02:00:50 So we'll do the same thing.

02:00:51 - Do you think you can handle the truth?

02:00:53 - Yeah.

02:00:57 - Are you the truth?

02:00:58 - Dan the truth, lay it in here.

02:00:58 So we'll win another match.

02:00:59 Get to that top of the old King's Cup.

02:01:03 - Scott Hall versus Kurt Angle.

02:01:07 Fools count anywhere, but the only fool is here.

02:01:10 Cheers.

02:01:12 Oh, fuck.

02:01:13 - Those are quite vile.

02:01:16 - Oh!

02:01:17 - How refreshing.

02:01:20 - Oh my God.

02:01:21 - Ollie had to do the lemon juice as well.

02:01:24 - Oh, I would prefer the lemon juice.

02:01:26 - This has been for a while.

02:01:28 - Oh my God.

02:01:30 This is surprisingly difficult.

02:01:35 - I was like, this is gonna be a piece of piss.

02:01:37 It's actually quite good.

02:01:38 - Oh my God.

02:01:39 - It's quite impressive.

02:01:41 - Just clench it.

02:01:43 Is it getting worse for you?

02:01:45 I'm trying to push it to the side of my mouth.

02:01:47 - Don't do that, it's in your cheek.

02:01:49 - Okay, when do you get through it?

02:01:51 When do you get through the all for me?

02:01:52 It's actually quite tasty.

02:01:54 - I've not got there yet.

02:01:55 - Oh, oh, oh, I just want to spit it out.

02:02:00 Tyler, am I sexy?

02:02:02 - Oh dear.

02:02:04 - Yeah.

02:02:05 - That's it, Scott.

02:02:06 You got this, Scott.

02:02:07 - I need a big scot.

02:02:10 - You aren't gonna get one.

02:02:12 - You aren't gonna get one.

02:02:14 - Instant recovery.

02:02:15 Oh, no, wait, that gets rid of it.

02:02:17 Instant recovery.

02:02:24 - Why would anyone buy this sweet?

02:02:27 - For situations like this.

02:02:28 - Yeah.

02:02:29 - I think you'll find it's sour.

02:02:30 - Hey.

02:02:31 - Good point.

02:02:32 - Good point, Cadillac's handle there, Dan.

02:02:35 - Thank you.

02:02:36 - This is quite one sided so far.

02:02:37 - It's too late for you to be on my side there, Luke.

02:02:39 - I'm not on your side.

02:02:40 - I believe that was the NWO4 life, wasn't it?

02:02:42 - I'm on Scott's side.

02:02:44 - I didn't want to go in the ring, you knobhead.

02:02:45 - I was making fun of you, Dan.

02:02:47 - Oh no, I didn't mean to.

02:02:48 - Scott, Scott, come on, dude.

02:02:52 You got this, Scott.

02:02:54 - Dan is quite good at this.

02:02:56 - That's the truth.

02:02:57 - I thought that was my grapple.

02:02:58 Yeah, get out of the ring.

02:03:02 - I'm not getting out of the ring, it's Paul's can anywhere.

02:03:05 - Get back in the ring.

02:03:06 Oh, come on.

02:03:10 Okay.

02:03:12 Hey, Ollie, stop.

02:03:16 - In the name of.

02:03:18 - Yeah.

02:03:21 - Well, now I've finished the suite.

02:03:24 - Oh yeah, it's all over the line.

02:03:26 - I've finished the suite,

02:03:29 like I'm gonna finish this story.

02:03:30 - Stop, I beg you to stop.

02:03:36 - I'm running to you.

02:03:38 Come back here, come back here, come back here,

02:03:39 come back here, come back here.

02:03:41 - Oh, he got it, he did it.

02:03:42 - I'm gonna use your weapon.

02:03:50 - Not on the back.

02:03:51 - Well, that's gonna work.

02:03:52 - Oh.

02:03:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll do you.

02:03:54 - Poor Scott.

02:03:56 - Oh, okay, okay.

02:04:01 Okay, we're taking the lay of the land.

02:04:03 - Oh, just let me.

02:04:08 - No, no, no, no, no.

02:04:09 - Is that not how this works?

02:04:10 - No, no, no, no, you see.

02:04:11 - Please.

02:04:12 - It was fun and games a minute ago,

02:04:14 and then you all turned on me,

02:04:15 so now there is only one conclusion.

02:04:18 - I didn't even know that.

02:04:19 - I didn't know that either.

02:04:19 - I didn't turn on you.

02:04:21 - You did, I heard you.

02:04:22 - I was always against you.

02:04:23 (laughing)

02:04:26 - Come on, Scott, you got this, bud.

02:04:28 - So the, I'm dazed.

02:04:30 The, I can see we've already got two stars

02:04:33 in the match rating.

02:04:34 Oh, crap, oh, crap.

02:04:36 - Scott, come on, Scott.

02:04:38 Resiliency.

02:04:39 - How do I do resiliency?

02:04:40 - No, don't do a resiliency just yet.

02:04:42 Yeah, you got this.

02:04:45 - Oh, oh my God.

02:04:45 - Use the resiliency for the kick outs.

02:04:48 - Okay.

02:04:50 - Please, let me use.

02:04:52 - No.

02:04:53 (laughing)

02:04:55 - You must stop.

02:04:56 - See what you did there.

02:04:59 - Thank you.

02:05:00 - Get him, Scott.

02:05:01 - We used to be a team.

02:05:04 - We still are a team.

02:05:05 - I don't know that we are anymore.

02:05:06 I think you've made your true colors show.

02:05:09 - Stop, PhDAD.

02:05:11 - That was nothing.

02:05:11 - Over.

02:05:12 - What do you mean it's over?

02:05:13 - You've been too sweet all day.

02:05:16 - Of course I'm too sweet now.

02:05:19 - Oh God.

02:05:19 - Resiliency.

02:05:20 - Oh, I was too busy too sweetening.

02:05:23 - Which is ironic given the sweetness.

02:05:26 - Reversal.

02:05:29 - Unfortunately, it's not voice acting.

02:05:34 - Who's the man?

02:05:35 Alexa, reversal.

02:05:38 And, oh.

02:05:41 - Oh, come on, Scott.

02:05:44 You got this, bud.

02:05:45 - Here, I'll give you a second.

02:05:46 - Hey, Luke.

02:05:46 I think you might be interested to know

02:05:49 we've gotten a $50 UltraTest.

02:05:51 (cheering)

02:05:52 - Oh, well, I don't think Dave wasn't in the room

02:05:55 when this was.

02:05:56 - Wait, what's happened?

02:05:58 - A special treat for you.

02:06:01 - Well, I'll tell you when we are finished.

02:06:04 - Okay.

02:06:05 - Come on.

02:06:05 - You know what?

02:06:07 I'm gonna go for a draw.

02:06:08 - I don't think that you are.

02:06:10 - I am.

02:06:11 - I really don't think that you are.

02:06:12 Come back here, you little bitch.

02:06:14 - Draw, draw, draw.

02:06:15 (laughing)

02:06:17 - Ollie, you've just got to last another nine minutes.

02:06:20 (laughing)

02:06:22 - Easy.

02:06:22 - You've got 10 minutes, bud.

02:06:25 - Oh, goddammit.

02:06:28 It's all right, he can't pin me here.

02:06:30 I'm pretty, I'm outside the ring.

02:06:33 - You're pretty safe.

02:06:34 (laughing)

02:06:36 - Good old.

02:06:36 - I don't think this is gonna look good for you, bud.

02:06:38 - Good old tables match.

02:06:39 (laughing)

02:06:41 - No, and a slam on the floor.

02:06:44 On the floor, into the pin.

02:06:45 Resiliency, R2 and triangle.

02:06:47 - Oh, I did L2 and triangle.

02:06:51 - I am inevitable.

02:06:54 The truth hurts, doesn't it, Ollie?

02:06:58 The truth hurts.

02:07:00 Down the truth, Ayton.

02:07:02 Champion, 2K23.

02:07:03 - Oh.

02:07:11 Oh, I'll sit in.

02:07:15 - Brian Children, unfortunately,

02:07:17 cannot be with us at this time.

02:07:19 - The Bayless got him.

02:07:20 - He's making a cup of tea.

02:07:22 - The Bayless have got him.

02:07:23 - I think he thought that match might go longer,

02:07:26 but it unfortunately, it definitely did not.

02:07:30 That was a very decisive win there

02:07:31 for the Professor Dan Layton.

02:07:33 That will put him up onto six points on the leaderboard,

02:07:37 putting him in a definite first place now.

02:07:40 - There's still time.

02:07:41 - There is still time.

02:07:42 There is absolutely still time.

02:07:43 There are two more matches to go.

02:07:45 Tempest versus Dave.

02:07:47 So you're up next.

02:07:48 We'll find out your match stipulation shortly.

02:07:50 And then it will be myself and Oliver Davis.

02:07:54 - Indeed.

02:07:54 - In the final match of the day.

02:07:56 Too sweet.

02:07:57 But yet during that match, as a bit of an update,

02:08:00 we did get a $50 Ultra Chat in.

02:08:04 And what we all decided collectively

02:08:06 and thought it was very fair,

02:08:07 that if there was a $50 Ultra Chat,

02:08:09 then Dave Bradshaw would have to eat a pickled onion.

02:08:12 - What?

02:08:13 (laughing)

02:08:15 - So, yeah, should we do it over?

02:08:18 Do it on that side, shall we?

02:08:21 - Yeah.

02:08:22 - We'll do it over there.

02:08:23 Dave's just putting his mic pack on now.

02:08:25 We had to step in for you, Brian Children,

02:08:30 because the match was over.

02:08:32 - Oh, that's fair.

02:08:33 Who won?

02:08:36 - Take a guess.

02:08:37 - I'm gonna go for Oli.

02:08:39 - That's wrong.

02:08:40 That's a terrible guess.

02:08:41 - That is not the truth.

02:08:43 - So I think we'll cut across now to Dave Bradshaw,

02:08:46 as he, I believe for the first time-

02:08:49 - I won!

02:08:50 (laughing)

02:08:51 I won the match!

02:08:52 - Well, it's nothing to do with anything.

02:08:54 - For one of the first times in his adult life

02:08:56 is about to eat a pickled onion.

02:08:57 - I don't wanna spit, there's some kind of oniony juice.

02:09:02 - That's the pickle, Brian.

02:09:03 - But I don't wanna spill that.

02:09:05 - Have we got any tissues?

02:09:07 - Whose fault is this?

02:09:08 Who gave 50?

02:09:09 - This was Dan Leighton's fault.

02:09:11 - No.

02:09:12 - Who gave the money?

02:09:13 - I will just double check.

02:09:15 It was Menah Menis.

02:09:17 - Well, you're a menace.

02:09:19 - I think that this should be done

02:09:20 at the start of the match.

02:09:22 - Well, you know.

02:09:24 - Oh, I have to eat it during the match?

02:09:27 - Everybody else's punishments come

02:09:29 at the beginning of the match.

02:09:30 - Dave, have you ever had a pickled onion before?

02:09:31 - No, of course not.

02:09:32 Look at it, why would I?

02:09:33 - How do you know you don't like them?

02:09:34 - They look like eyeballs.

02:09:36 Why is no one else as disgusted by this?

02:09:40 - It's just a pickled onion.

02:09:41 - It's just a pickled onion.

02:09:42 - Dave, have you noticed how that was bought

02:09:44 in Sainsbury's from a regular aisle?

02:09:48 - Not down in like a dark alley from a mysterious man.

02:09:53 - We didn't buy this from one of Brian Children's friends.

02:09:56 - Also, I wasn't in the room when this was agreed.

02:09:59 So I'm not sure if that's a void.

02:10:01 - And you said, "Oh, that sounds like a great idea."

02:10:02 - Yeah, I remember you saying that.

02:10:04 - We all heard it.

02:10:06 - It doesn't sound like me.

02:10:07 - Oh, and I think Tottenham are really rubbish.

02:10:09 - That definitely doesn't sound like me.

02:10:11 - That definitely doesn't sound like me.

02:10:13 - So are we going to the match?

02:10:15 What was the stipulation decided?

02:10:17 - Extreme rules.

02:10:22 - Extreme rules.

02:10:23 This is a bit of a must win for Tempest here,

02:10:25 if he does want to try and claw some of this back.

02:10:29 And for Dave as well, obviously.

02:10:30 They are both on two points here.

02:10:31 - Have we got our three stipulations

02:10:33 for the match afterwards as well?

02:10:34 - We have not yet, no.

02:10:35 - Oh, let's have a little spin.

02:10:36 - We can't do that without you.

02:10:37 - No, why, exactly.

02:10:38 I have ultimate control over the spinner.

02:10:40 - Yeah.

02:10:41 - So here we go.

02:10:42 We've got, first of all, a Falls Count Anywhere match.

02:10:45 - Falls Count Anywhere is one of the first options.

02:10:48 - The second one, I should let you spin.

02:10:50 - Oh, what?

02:10:51 - What am I doing?

02:10:52 What am I doing taking it over like that?

02:10:54 Next one.

02:10:55 - It's going to be last man standing.

02:10:57 - Okay, the spinner loves that one.

02:10:58 - Close.

02:10:59 - And then.

02:11:00 - Press that button.

02:11:01 - Oh, it is satisfying.

02:11:02 - It is, it is, it really is.

02:11:03 Let's see where it goes.

02:11:05 It's going to be.

02:11:06 - Steel cage.

02:11:09 For the final match there.

02:11:10 We'll just do some quick Ultra Chats here.

02:11:12 The Rick Pet says, "Have an Ultra Chat for a while."

02:11:14 Here for the chaos of the DQ whilst on my break at work.

02:11:17 Too sweet, me bro.

02:11:19 Parker Wren says, "Brian, how attractive

02:11:23 "would Sullivan Bow Brown be as a horse?"

02:11:26 - Well, all humans would be very attractive as a horse,

02:11:30 of course.

02:11:31 A horse, of course, of course, of course.

02:11:34 But, you know, Sullivan Brown would make a fine horse.

02:11:37 He's got a beautiful mane of hair and a sexy, sexy bum.

02:11:42 - A rump.

02:11:42 - So yeah, what's next?

02:11:46 - Lanos here says, "No message,

02:11:47 "just want to win some signed autographs."

02:11:49 And I guess WME2K23 would be cool too.

02:11:52 Yay Oli, boo Dan.

02:11:55 - Boo.

02:11:55 - And Kieran here says, "Hello, first time Ultra Chatter,

02:12:02 "regular viewer, love the channel.

02:12:04 "I'm all in on the truth, Dan Leighton also.

02:12:08 "I'm going to Wembley, so I hope I can see you all there."

02:12:12 - Oh, well, I'm extremely jealous.

02:12:14 - Yeah, and in trouble.

02:12:16 - Yes, absolutely, absolutely I am.

02:12:18 - You're all in trouble.

02:12:19 (laughing)

02:12:21 - That's what they keep on telling me.

02:12:23 But yes, please do get your Ultra Chats in,

02:12:25 five US dollars to get your Ultra Chat read out,

02:12:30 and 10 US dollars to enter our competition

02:12:32 to win a signed copy of WWE2K23.

02:12:35 And also do keep on pledging to our Patreon.

02:12:38 We've got some amazing, wonderful rewards

02:12:40 that you get there if you pledge to our Patreon.

02:12:42 Exclusive access, early access to very different series,

02:12:47 up to 20% off the WrestleShop,

02:12:50 and also the WrestleTalk magazine as well,

02:12:53 as well as much, much more that will be coming out soon.

02:12:56 - Almost too much.

02:12:57 - Too much, too much.

02:12:57 - Too much over at Patreon.

02:12:58 So I mean, I wouldn't say it is too much.

02:13:00 - No.

02:13:01 - I think it's actually a very good amount.

02:13:02 - It's a good amount, yeah.

02:13:03 - So we're gonna throw to the action here

02:13:04 with also a world exclusive

02:13:07 as the voice of British wrestling, Dave Bradshaw,

02:13:10 is about to eat his first pickled onion.

02:13:13 Over to you, Dave.

02:13:14 - Wait, have you never had one before?

02:13:15 - No, of course not.

02:13:16 - Ever?

02:13:16 How do you know you don't like them?

02:13:17 - 'Cause look at them.

02:13:18 (laughing)

02:13:20 - It's a four year old. - Do you wanna take it

02:13:21 with my fingers?

02:13:21 What's the?

02:13:22 - It looks icky.

02:13:23 - Oh.

02:13:24 - What if this is,

02:13:26 but what if this is,

02:13:27 it turns out is a taste sensation for you

02:13:28 and you actually change your life?

02:13:29 This could be a huge moment.

02:13:30 - What?

02:13:31 - This is,

02:13:32 this is terrible.

02:13:34 - Oh, no, we have--

02:13:35 - Oh, and, and, and--

02:13:35 - Oh, I'm so sorry.

02:13:36 - Brian Children just--

02:13:37 - I'm so sorry.

02:13:38 - Managed to--

02:13:39 - I'm so sorry, everyone.

02:13:40 - Well, I had the onion.

02:13:42 Let's just say I had it.

02:13:43 - You're still on the screen.

02:13:45 - Oh, no.

02:13:46 Oh, I thought I got away with that.

02:13:46 Hang on now.

02:13:47 So what's happened here is Brian Children

02:13:49 has tripped over a wire

02:13:51 and the screen

02:13:54 is no longer showing 2K23,

02:14:01 which we hope it will in just a moment.

02:14:04 Should I eat this onion?

02:14:05 - No, you gotta wait for the game to start.

02:14:07 - Oh, gross.

02:14:08 - Which is the camera that we lost?

02:14:10 I'm so sorry.

02:14:11 - That's all the cameras that were--

02:14:13 - Oh, oh.

02:14:14 - I think they're--

02:14:15 - What's that dangling on there?

02:14:16 - There's one dangling.

02:14:17 - No, no, no. - We're on, we're back.

02:14:20 - It just needs to be pushed back in slightly.

02:14:21 - Right.

02:14:22 - Oh, okay, okay.

02:14:24 That's not so bad.

02:14:25 - Well, that was a welcome distraction.

02:14:27 - Woo.

02:14:29 - Can we just make sure that we've got the game

02:14:32 on the stream?

02:14:33 We're good.

02:14:34 All right, I'm gonna hit start.

02:14:36 This is gonna load.

02:14:38 I won't rush you in the ring,

02:14:40 but if you would please, down the hatch.

02:14:44 Oh, it's horrible.

02:14:47 (laughing)

02:14:48 - He's having such a bad time.

02:14:49 - Oh, it's the worst thing I've ever eaten.

02:14:51 (laughing)

02:14:53 - Is it how you imagine it? - Oh, yeah.

02:14:55 - Maybe we should have got you like a Fortnum and Mason's.

02:14:58 - Oh, I'm gonna have to walk over here for a minute.

02:15:01 (laughing)

02:15:02 - He's running away.

02:15:04 - Oh, I'm running.

02:15:07 - Stop.

02:15:08 It's extreme rules.

02:15:10 - Whoever gave that $50, I will find you.

02:15:19 - So.

02:15:20 - I have a very particular set of skills.

02:15:22 - I must say, I've spent the last little while

02:15:27 detailing the various outcomes possible

02:15:29 in this G1 style tournament and such.

02:15:32 - Meltzer style.

02:15:33 - Meltzer style, yes.

02:15:34 Tie breakers and whatnot.

02:15:36 And because of the tie breakers,

02:15:38 I do believe I am mathematically eliminated.

02:15:41 And that's fine, that takes the pressure off.

02:15:43 - Am I?

02:15:45 - Yes, obviously.

02:15:46 - So this match is pointless.

02:15:48 - Am I?

02:15:49 - No, Ollie, you're not.

02:15:51 You just have to beat Luke in our final match.

02:15:56 - Oh my goodness.

02:15:57 - Let me see, what do I want to do?

02:15:59 - Which might involve hot sauce

02:16:00 'cause we don't know how many Patreons have been yet.

02:16:03 - That's true.

02:16:04 - Yeah, I'm gonna hit your ankle.

02:16:06 Oh, you got it, that works too.

02:16:09 Blah.

02:16:10 - So there's only one, ow.

02:16:12 I haven't even had a weapon yet.

02:16:14 - That's fine, let's keep it that way.

02:16:15 Yeah, yeah.

02:16:18 Die, die, die, die.

02:16:23 - How do I get, oh.

02:16:24 - Die.

02:16:25 - Oh, God.

02:16:26 - I'm very regret, my mouth tastes like vinegar,

02:16:30 rotten vinegar.

02:16:32 - Die.

02:16:33 - Did you check the expiration date on that?

02:16:34 - No.

02:16:35 - Die.

02:16:36 - Get away from me.

02:16:37 Right, run.

02:16:38 All right, come on.

02:16:40 Come on.

02:16:42 - It's a workout, Pat.

02:16:43 - How do I find a weapon?

02:16:45 Yes.

02:16:48 I'm gonna have a ladder.

02:16:56 No.

02:16:56 I want to put the ladder down.

02:16:58 - Oh, bother.

02:17:00 Oh, my head hit the corner of the thing.

02:17:05 That's bad.

02:17:07 Die.

02:17:13 - Stop it, Tempest.

02:17:14 I cheered for you against Dan.

02:17:17 - Die, die.

02:17:19 I'm taking my aggression out, Dave.

02:17:20 - This has been the worst five minutes of my life.

02:17:23 - Die.

02:17:24 You're not gonna get around easily.

02:17:25 - Three minutes.

02:17:26 - Die, die.

02:17:29 - Right, run.

02:17:30 - Die.

02:17:31 I'm swinging on you.

02:17:33 I'm swinging.

02:17:34 - Run, go this way.

02:17:36 Go this way.

02:17:37 Come on, this way.

02:17:39 - This is quite violent.

02:17:40 - Yeah.

02:17:41 - But do you remember,

02:17:43 this is what the Usos did to Sammy and Kevin,

02:17:45 and we know how that ended.

02:17:46 - You're not getting away that easily.

02:17:50 - Right.

02:17:52 - All right, come on, then.

02:17:53 - Come on.

02:17:54 - No, don't drop that.

02:17:56 Pick it up.

02:17:56 Pick it up now, please.

02:17:57 - Uh-oh.

02:17:58 - Die. - Oh, no.

02:18:00 - Die.

02:18:01 - Yes, yes.

02:18:02 Come on, John.

02:18:03 Wabadoo.

02:18:05 Oh, God, my mouth tastes disgusting.

02:18:11 - Okay.

02:18:12 - Smell and drop.

02:18:16 - Oh, that's huge.

02:18:17 - Come on, John.

02:18:22 - Come on, John.

02:18:23 Big match, John.

02:18:23 - Don't give up.

02:18:24 Oh, that's right, I need to-

02:18:28 - Why won't it let me do anything?

02:18:30 Instant recovery.

02:18:34 Instant recovery.

02:18:35 Yes.

02:18:36 - Stop that.

02:18:37 - Wabadoo.

02:18:38 Now there's trouble, huh?

02:18:43 - No.

02:18:45 - Enough of this instant recovery nonsense.

02:18:49 You gotta go, sir.

02:18:50 - Do I?

02:18:52 - Yes.

02:18:54 - Yes, you do.

02:18:54 - Oh, no.

02:18:56 - Oh, my God.

02:18:56 Enough instant recovery.

02:18:58 Go, go now.

02:18:59 - Come on, John.

02:19:02 Come on, John.

02:19:03 Dirty pin, don't do that.

02:19:05 - You're in the-

02:19:07 - The drop zone.

02:19:08 - Uh-oh.

02:19:09 - Reverse it.

02:19:10 - Didn't really get it.

02:19:12 He didn't really get it.

02:19:13 - Sort of hit it.

02:19:14 - You can't finish with that.

02:19:15 Have some respect for yourself, Brian.

02:19:17 Tempest, excuse me.

02:19:18 (cheering)

02:19:21 - He didn't even resurface it.

02:19:22 - That's fine.

02:19:24 Fine, you don't want me to do it that way?

02:19:25 I'll do it again.

02:19:26 Boom.

02:19:27 - Come on.

02:19:28 - How does that barely make him stun?

02:19:30 - One, two.

02:19:33 - Yes.

02:19:36 Back in the winning column.

02:19:38 I will take my four points.

02:19:40 They're not enough to make it to our block final,

02:19:43 but they're enough to make me satisfied.

02:19:46 Oh, I got some aggression out of that one.

02:19:49 You know?

02:19:50 That whole to-sell match really, really worked me up.

02:19:52 I just needed to hit something with a bat.

02:19:55 - I just need a toothbrush.

02:19:56 - Well, Tempest, if you want to-

02:19:57 - You want another one?

02:19:58 - Well, a toothbrush?

02:20:00 I don't want an onion.

02:20:01 - Yeah, have another one.

02:20:02 - Where did they go?

02:20:02 Keep them away from me.

02:20:03 - Have a celebratory pickled onion.

02:20:05 - No, no.

02:20:06 So wait, so there's one more match

02:20:07 and then we've got the block final today.

02:20:09 - Yeah, absolutely.

02:20:11 There's one more match and then the block final.

02:20:12 - So two matches, essentially.

02:20:13 - Two more matches, yeah.

02:20:14 - Okay.

02:20:15 - So we have a, Tempest,

02:20:16 if you want to come and join me over here.

02:20:18 - I won't be in either of those.

02:20:19 - Currently we've got Dan on six points,

02:20:23 Luke on four points, now Tempest on four points,

02:20:26 and Ollie and Dave on two points.

02:20:28 So Ollie, if you beat Luke,

02:20:33 you will go to the block final.

02:20:35 Because you'll be equal on points,

02:20:39 but you would have beaten Luke, is that right?

02:20:41 That's the way it is.

02:20:42 - Exactly, that's how that works.

02:20:43 - So the winner of this is in the final, yes.

02:20:46 I can confirm that.

02:20:47 - Oh, this has worked out marvelously.

02:20:48 - Absolutely brilliant.

02:20:49 Lovely tension between the two,

02:20:51 you know, the closest friends in the whole entire office,

02:20:54 let's say.

02:20:55 - Well, besides you and me.

02:20:56 - Well, exactly, besides from us.

02:20:57 - I remember who won that last tag, QuizzleMania,

02:20:59 to decide who was the best friends in all of WrestleTalk.

02:21:02 - Exactly, exactly.

02:21:03 And it was, that was Sullivan Brown, of course.

02:21:06 Tempest, how are you feeling after that match?

02:21:09 Obviously you have been eliminated,

02:21:10 but you did get a nice win.

02:21:12 - I feel much better.

02:21:14 - I could tell that you were annoyed.

02:21:16 There was annoyance there,

02:21:17 and you really took it out on him.

02:21:18 - I did, I had a lot of pent up aggression there

02:21:21 that I just needed to get out of my system.

02:21:22 Listen, the mechanics of,

02:21:26 I had no leg damage in that Hell in a Cell match,

02:21:28 absolutely none.

02:21:30 And I was button mashing real hard,

02:21:33 hard enough to warrant fighting out of that ankle lock,

02:21:35 but it was just, whoop, done.

02:21:38 So I took all of that aggression,

02:21:40 and I took it out on the back of John Cena's head,

02:21:42 with a bat.

02:21:43 - He deserved it.

02:21:44 - You know, he did, it's a horrible.

02:21:45 (laughing)

02:21:48 - And I think you did extremely well there.

02:21:51 You beat Dave,

02:21:52 and Dave, do we have any Patreon updates at all?

02:21:55 - 23.

02:21:55 - We're on 23, just another seven patrons to join,

02:21:59 and then we will be able to do our hot sauce,

02:22:01 probably for the final.

02:22:04 - Honestly, give me, I feel like I haven't tooken,

02:22:06 tooken?

02:22:07 - Tooken?

02:22:08 - Tooken.

02:22:08 - Yeah, it's the spoof of taken.

02:22:11 (laughing)

02:22:13 I feel like I've not really taken part

02:22:15 in any of this Punish.

02:22:17 - Give me one of them toxic waste things.

02:22:18 - Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll grab my toxic waste.

02:22:20 - Correct me if I'm wrong, Tempest,

02:22:21 but a toque is quite a Canadian thing, no?

02:22:23 - A toque is very much a Canadian thing.

02:22:25 It's what most other countries would call a beanie,

02:22:29 or a skull cap, perhaps, something like that.

02:22:34 That looks awful, but this is the hole

02:22:37 that I've dug myself into.

02:22:38 - How much nutritional value do you think this has?

02:22:41 - Oh, I don't know.

02:22:42 For some reason, they don't put the nutritional facts

02:22:44 on the jar here.

02:22:46 - I am vitamin B12.

02:22:48 (laughing)

02:22:50 - So yes, as well as our lovely signed copy

02:22:54 of WWE 2K23 signed by all of the fine participants here,

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02:23:24 That's what a lot of people would have liked

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02:23:51 Now this, how are you gonna take this, Tempest?

02:23:53 Do you think it's gonna be all right?

02:23:55 - I think it'll be fine.

02:23:55 - Yeah?

02:23:56 You good?

02:23:57 Tempest is a very tough, tough Canadian man.

02:24:01 Do we have any other ultra chats,

02:24:02 any new ultra chats that have come in?

02:24:04 - Let me check real quick.

02:24:06 (laughing)

02:24:08 Oh, that's picking up.

02:24:09 (laughing)

02:24:11 It's not that bad.

02:24:12 I'm just Marcus.

02:24:15 Says, "You know, Dan, I was against it,

02:24:18 but I think I've been won over by the charisma and skill.

02:24:23 (laughing)

02:24:25 I'm fully behind you now.

02:24:27 All hail the professor of truth.

02:24:28 The professor of truth.

02:24:31 Floor man 241, the nanny's had the genius.

02:24:36 (laughing)

02:24:38 The world's smartest man.

02:24:40 Now there's the professor.

02:24:42 Standing tall is Dan."

02:24:44 A poem, I believe.

02:24:46 - A nice little poem, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:24:47 Very good.

02:24:48 - Chaotic Doctor says, "Dan's got X-Pac heat.

02:24:51 I'm sorry, Ollie, and I love the content, guys."

02:24:55 Thank you very much, Chaotic Doctor.

02:24:57 And Paul Heyman's number one guy says,

02:24:58 "Dan has dropped comedy gimmick

02:25:00 that is now the best heel in the company.

02:25:02 Why does this story look familiar?

02:25:04 Oh, wait, it's true.

02:25:05 It's Dan truth."

02:25:07 (laughing)

02:25:07 - Very, very, very good.

02:25:10 Can we just say the results from the poll

02:25:12 for the next match up?

02:25:14 - A steel cage.

02:25:15 - Oh, God.

02:25:16 - A solid steel cage match.

02:25:18 - A steel cage match between the outsiders.

02:25:20 - And while this match is going on,

02:25:22 you can vote for what is going to be our final,

02:25:25 our block final.

02:25:27 So let's see what the first

02:25:28 of the three stipulations shall be.

02:25:31 It's going to be, let's see, let's see, let's see.

02:25:34 It's going to be, is it going to be

02:25:38 hell in a cell?

02:25:39 - Hell in a cell.

02:25:42 - Would you like to do the next spin?

02:25:43 - Oh, I would love to.

02:25:44 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, please do.

02:25:46 - Round and round we go.

02:25:47 - Here we go.

02:25:48 - Keep in mind, there will be no time limit

02:25:49 for this block final.

02:25:50 - Mm.

02:25:51 - Oh, wow. - It's the second option.

02:25:53 - Last man standing.

02:25:55 Oh, that's also very, very, very good.

02:25:57 Oh.

02:25:57 And then the final one shall be,

02:26:01 let's see, let's have a little look.

02:26:03 That's also last man standing.

02:26:05 (laughing)

02:26:07 Okay, we'll do that one more time.

02:26:08 Here we go.

02:26:10 Hopefully, hopefully it doesn't spin straight

02:26:12 back to last man standing again.

02:26:13 - Oh, you never know.

02:26:14 - You never know.

02:26:15 No, it's not going to, it's gonna,

02:26:17 falls count anywhere.

02:26:18 - Oh.

02:26:19 - Those are three very good stipulations.

02:26:21 I'm very much looking forward to this.

02:26:22 This is essentially a semi-final into the final.

02:26:26 The winner of this match between Ollie and Luke,

02:26:28 two best friends,

02:26:30 well, using Scott Hall and Kevin Nash,

02:26:33 their characters being perfect as well,

02:26:35 will face Dan Layton in the final.

02:26:38 That's the one.

02:26:39 Let's see how they do.

02:26:40 - No hard feelings.

02:26:43 - No hard feelings.

02:26:44 Apart from when I do see you in the shower.

02:26:46 (laughing)

02:26:48 - This feels big time.

02:26:54 - It does, yeah.

02:26:55 - I've only won one match.

02:26:56 I don't know why this is so,

02:26:57 I'm in this position.

02:26:58 - Big match feel.

02:26:59 - Oh, no, I wasn't ready.

02:27:01 - Charging you.

02:27:02 Gotta be ready.

02:27:02 Always be ready when big sexies are around.

02:27:05 Get down.

02:27:08 - Oh, man.

02:27:09 We've got the same tree slam move.

02:27:11 Kick out at one.

02:27:13 - Wouldn't get a one count.

02:27:15 - So we were joking that you would just lie down for me

02:27:20 and we could make it a block final of us two.

02:27:22 (laughing)

02:27:23 But now it's different.

02:27:25 - So yeah, so just to cover what will happen.

02:27:28 So if I win, it would be--

02:27:29 - If you win, you advance.

02:27:31 - If I win, I advance?

02:27:32 - Yeah.

02:27:33 - Yeah.

02:27:34 - So your face is down.

02:27:35 The winner of you two will face down.

02:27:36 - Oh, I see what you're saying.

02:27:38 - I've done some further inspecting here.

02:27:41 I think it might be a little bit more complicated.

02:27:44 - Oh yeah?

02:27:45 Do you think I get extra points?

02:27:46 - I love that.

02:27:47 - This has nothing to do with you.

02:27:48 (laughing)

02:27:49 - I don't understand.

02:27:50 - So, if Oli wins this match, he ends on four points.

02:27:55 Same as Luke, same as me.

02:27:59 - Wait, wait.

02:27:59 - I've beaten Oli.

02:28:01 Oli will have beaten Luke and Luke will have beaten me.

02:28:03 - Oh, it's a triple threat.

02:28:04 - So we would then have to do a triple threat match.

02:28:07 - Perfect.

02:28:08 - To see who actually advances to face Dan.

02:28:11 - Oh, what?

02:28:11 - By the way, I'm in the final.

02:28:13 - You've already qualified, man.

02:28:14 - Yeah, the mega heel is in the final.

02:28:17 - That's right.

02:28:18 - So come on, Oli.

02:28:19 You're keeping my tournament hopes alive.

02:28:22 - Yeah, absolutely, you're right.

02:28:23 So, yeah, six triple threat would be great.

02:28:25 - I just need Luke to DQ himself.

02:28:29 (laughing)

02:28:31 - Well, I managed it in a submission match.

02:28:33 - I was gonna win that match, by the way, anyway.

02:28:37 You thought my boss didn't grab?

02:28:39 - Yeah, we all thought so.

02:28:41 - Meaning I do that.

02:28:42 (laughing)

02:28:44 - Oh, damn bulldog.

02:28:45 - That's the one move I can do.

02:28:48 - This goddamn bulldog.

02:28:49 Come on, come on, it's time.

02:28:52 It's big sexies time.

02:28:54 We started with Luke and Dan.

02:28:57 We're gonna end with Luke and Dan.

02:28:59 - No, we're gonna end with three people.

02:29:02 - No, stop it.

02:29:04 - Elbow drop.

02:29:07 - What is this?

02:29:08 Get up, Kev.

02:29:09 Watch this, watch this, watch this.

02:29:13 Yeah!

02:29:15 Oi, oh no!

02:29:16 - Well done, Oli.

02:29:17 - No.

02:29:18 - Come on, Oli.

02:29:19 - Oh.

02:29:20 - Ah, it's too heavy for you.

02:29:21 Yeah, get down.

02:29:23 And then get up and then.

02:29:25 No.

02:29:27 - Oh, Kev.

02:29:28 - How do I climb the cage?

02:29:29 - One, I would have thought.

02:29:31 There you go.

02:29:33 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:29:34 I don't even know how to do that.

02:29:35 - Yeah, but probably not both.

02:29:36 - Oh no, oh!

02:29:37 - Yeah, yeah, take that.

02:29:39 - Oh, don't punch me in the butthole.

02:29:40 (laughing)

02:29:42 - Have you checked your butthole?

02:29:44 - Do do, do do.

02:29:46 - And then we pick him up and then we sidewalk slap.

02:29:51 Oh!

02:29:52 - Yes!

02:29:52 - People keep reversing that move.

02:29:53 - You know what's coming next?

02:29:55 Oh no!

02:29:56 - I sure did.

02:29:57 (laughing)

02:29:59 Therefore, I am going to take you to Chokeslam City.

02:30:04 Chokeslam City, bitch!

02:30:08 Yeah.

02:30:09 So you know what that means?

02:30:10 You know what that means now?

02:30:11 - Oh no.

02:30:12 - You know what that means?

02:30:13 It's time for.

02:30:14 - Oh no.

02:30:15 - Yeah.

02:30:16 - I wish you just power bombed me out in the ring then.

02:30:21 - Resiliency!

02:30:22 - Resiliency!

02:30:23 - Yeah.

02:30:23 - Oh God.

02:30:24 - Resilibacy.

02:30:26 - I nearly did the wrong one.

02:30:28 (laughing)

02:30:30 - Oh God damn it.

02:30:33 - Yes!

02:30:33 - Have you seen Scott Paul do one finish in this whole game?

02:30:36 - Is this finish with the running bulldog?

02:30:40 - Yeah!

02:30:41 There it is.

02:30:42 - Yeah, it is.

02:30:43 - Oh, he's gone to the top.

02:30:45 - Oh no, the double ax.

02:30:47 - Come on, come on.

02:30:48 - Come on, time to escape the cage.

02:30:49 - No, Kev, get up.

02:30:50 - One, two, three, four.

02:30:52 - Oh!

02:30:52 - He's gonna hit him!

02:30:53 - He's gonna hit him!

02:30:54 - Oh, lucky there was a bit of-

02:30:55 - He's got-

02:30:56 - Nope, nope, nope.

02:30:57 - Oh!

02:30:59 - Oh my God, I thought I flicked it then.

02:31:00 (laughing)

02:31:02 - You gotta finish that.

02:31:03 - You gotta finish it, mate.

02:31:03 - I'll press up.

02:31:04 - Oh, well.

02:31:05 - Oh.

02:31:06 - You wanna do another one?

02:31:07 - You?

02:31:08 - Do you finish it?

02:31:08 - Oh no.

02:31:09 - Here we go.

02:31:10 - Oh no, here we go.

02:31:11 - Here we go.

02:31:12 - Okay, Kev, you got this bud.

02:31:13 You got this bud.

02:31:14 You got this bud.

02:31:15 Where's my reverse?

02:31:16 Where's my reverse option?

02:31:17 Nope, nope.

02:31:18 Where's my reverse option?

02:31:19 - It was there and it-

02:31:19 - Nope, nope.

02:31:20 - Oh, I missed it again.

02:31:21 I missed it again.

02:31:22 No, no, no.

02:31:23 No, no, no, no.

02:31:26 - I was gonna climb the cage.

02:31:29 - One, two.

02:31:30 - No, no, no.

02:31:31 (cheering)

02:31:34 - Climb the cage.

02:31:36 - Get out, get out.

02:31:37 - He's too tired.

02:31:38 He's too tired.

02:31:39 He can't-

02:31:40 - One, one, one.

02:31:40 Button mash.

02:31:41 - Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

02:31:42 - Tickle, tickle, tickle.

02:31:43 - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

02:31:44 - Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

02:31:45 - Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

02:31:45 - Go, go, go.

02:31:46 He's done it, he's done it.

02:31:47 - Oh dear.

02:31:48 - Oh dear.

02:31:49 - Oh dear.

02:31:50 - Oh dear.

02:31:50 I think it's about time we went to Powerbomb Town.

02:31:55 That's right.

02:31:56 - So how's that different to a jackknife?

02:31:59 - Because jackknife has got a way more like,

02:32:02 way less care.

02:32:03 - F, F you.

02:32:03 - Way less F than you.

02:32:04 - It's got a lot more-

02:32:05 - I can do it.

02:32:06 - Oh fuck.

02:32:07 - Yes, well done.

02:32:09 - It's got a lot more Farouk, no, Bradshaw energy.

02:32:12 - I can't think.

02:32:13 - Can't believe you just fixed up the APA.

02:32:18 - Sidewalk slam, bad time.

02:32:19 - I saved them under the same file in my brain.

02:32:22 - Run away.

02:32:25 - Oh no.

02:32:27 - Oh no, a little fall away slam.

02:32:31 - Oh, I'm too big.

02:32:32 I'm too big and sexy.

02:32:34 - The sexiness was too much weight.

02:32:38 - Yeah.

02:32:41 - Who the man?

02:32:43 - That was then lovely.

02:32:46 (man clears throat)

02:32:48 - Choke slam city.

02:32:49 - Oh no.

02:32:50 - Here we go, choke slam time.

02:32:53 Oh yeah, I think.

02:32:56 - Oh, what's happened?

02:32:58 - What's happened?

02:32:59 - Yes, I'm the lucky dude.

02:33:00 - Oh no, no, he got a result.

02:33:02 - What was that?

02:33:04 - I changed my payments.

02:33:06 - He got the payback thing.

02:33:08 - What happened?

02:33:11 - He did his, it was his payback.

02:33:13 Oh, oh no.

02:33:13 - Yeah.

02:33:15 - No.

02:33:16 - Don't tell me.

02:33:17 - No.

02:33:18 - No.

02:33:19 (men laughing)

02:33:19 - Don't worry, we won't tell you.

02:33:20 - Yeah.

02:33:21 - Come on, capitalise on that wonderful nonsense.

02:33:24 - Oh, sorry.

02:33:26 - Press circle.

02:33:27 - There you go.

02:33:28 - There we go.

02:33:29 - All right, okay.

02:33:30 - What's my time?

02:33:31 Can I run down the clock?

02:33:32 - Six and a half minutes.

02:33:33 - Longest I've lasted.

02:33:34 - If you run down the clock, Luke will advance.

02:33:36 - Oh, okay.

02:33:37 - No.

02:33:38 - There.

02:33:39 - That might be.

02:33:40 (men cheering)

02:33:43 - I got a one.

02:33:44 - You got a four one.

02:33:46 - Right, okay.

02:33:47 That's how we're playing, Zoe.

02:33:50 - Come on, Scotty.

02:33:50 - Come on, Scott.

02:33:51 - Sidewalk slam.

02:33:54 Sidewalk slam.

02:33:57 As I ask, who's the man?

02:33:59 Who's the man?

02:34:00 Do you know what I'm saying?

02:34:02 - Come on, Scotty.

02:34:03 - Maybe I will do.

02:34:04 - Bad guys do.

02:34:04 - Maybe I will do a little climb here.

02:34:06 - No.

02:34:07 - Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

02:34:08 - Oh, come on.

02:34:09 - Come on, Scott.

02:34:10 - Get him, Scott.

02:34:10 - Come on, Scott.

02:34:11 - How do I get him?

02:34:12 - Circle.

02:34:13 - You're gonna have to climb now.

02:34:15 - Oh, oh, oh.

02:34:15 - Circle, circle, circle.

02:34:18 - Oh, oh.

02:34:18 - What do I do?

02:34:21 What do I do?

02:34:21 - Press circle.

02:34:22 - Ah, no.

02:34:23 - Yes.

02:34:24 - Oh.

02:34:25 - Do it again.

02:34:26 You're gonna have to do it again.

02:34:27 - Kev, Kev.

02:34:27 - Shimmy.

02:34:28 - Circle one more time.

02:34:29 Press circle.

02:34:30 - Circle.

02:34:31 - I'm pressing circle.

02:34:33 - Oh, oh.

02:34:35 - I'm pressing circle.

02:34:36 - Maybe press X then.

02:34:37 Maybe press X.

02:34:38 X, X.

02:34:39 - Oh.

02:34:40 - Oh.

02:34:41 - Oh.

02:34:42 - X again.

02:34:43 - X again.

02:34:44 - Pull him back in.

02:34:45 - That's it.

02:34:46 - X again.

02:34:47 - X again.

02:34:47 - Like a crab in a bucket.

02:34:48 (laughing)

02:34:50 - Pull your brethren back in.

02:34:52 - One more time.

02:34:53 - No, no.

02:34:56 - Come on.

02:34:57 (grunting)

02:34:59 - Come on now.

02:35:01 - Just take five more minutes.

02:35:03 - If you can find a way,

02:35:05 you've got a little razor's edge stored.

02:35:07 - Oh, he has.

02:35:09 - Razor's edge.

02:35:11 - Another one.

02:35:12 - Yeah.

02:35:13 (grunting)

02:35:15 - Oh, oh.

02:35:20 Kev, get up.

02:35:22 Kev, get up.

02:35:23 Oh.

02:35:25 - Do it, do it, do it.

02:35:26 - Kev, Kev, get up, Kev, get up, Kev.

02:35:27 Kev.

02:35:28 (grunting)

02:35:30 - Nope.

02:35:32 - Oh.

02:35:34 - Come on, Ollie.

02:35:35 - Why isn't it?

02:35:37 - Wait until he's standing and then do it.

02:35:38 - What's happening?

02:35:39 - Oh, you're doing it.

02:35:40 (laughing)

02:35:41 - Pick him up.

02:35:42 Get in.

02:35:43 - Pick him up, loot sponge.

02:35:44 (grunting)

02:35:46 Chops, chops.

02:35:47 Yeah, short arm clothesline.

02:35:49 Nothing can stop Chokeslam City.

02:35:56 Yeah.

02:35:59 - Oh dear.

02:36:03 - He's got no more gimmicks left.

02:36:05 - Oh.

02:36:10 - How was that for a dream, Luke Owen?

02:36:12 - Oh well.

02:36:16 I won one, I beat Dave.

02:36:18 - He's on the table.

02:36:22 - He couldn't.

02:36:23 (laughing)

02:36:24 - It's true.

02:36:25 - It doesn't actually say who's on the table,

02:36:29 so I suppose Luke, why don't you come over.

02:36:31 Oh, Tempest, why don't you sit down and come and join me.

02:36:33 - Luke's gotta prepare for his final match.

02:36:34 - Luke has gotta prepare for the big final, yeah.

02:36:36 That is true.

02:36:37 - He started this thing, we'll take it home.

02:36:39 So, I mean, how disappointed are you, Tempest,

02:36:42 that Luke once again crushed some dreams?

02:36:47 Crushed the dreams of two people all in one go.

02:36:50 - It's quite impressive.

02:36:51 That's a lot of dreams to crush with one fell swoop.

02:36:53 - Yeah.

02:36:55 - It might have been a bit of a,

02:36:56 not necessarily a long shot.

02:36:57 I thought Oli had absolutely a chance of winning there.

02:37:01 - Yeah, absolutely.

02:37:02 - One more razor's edge,

02:37:03 and we could have been looking at a triple threat match.

02:37:05 - Easily.

02:37:06 - To take us into the block final.

02:37:08 But, regrettably, didn't happen.

02:37:10 Regrettably for me, of course.

02:37:12 - Yes, and Oli.

02:37:13 - And now, no, we don't care about him.

02:37:15 (laughing)

02:37:17 Now, we get a rematch of the first match of the day.

02:37:21 - Yep.

02:37:22 - Dan versus Luke in the block final.

02:37:24 - I can't wait, I'm so excited.

02:37:26 So excited.

02:37:28 - Finish the story, Luke.

02:37:29 (laughing)

02:37:32 - Do we have the results from the poll

02:37:33 of what this match is gonna be?

02:37:36 - Hell.

02:37:37 - It's hell in a cell.

02:37:39 - That's really fun for me,

02:37:39 'cause I've won two of those already today.

02:37:41 (laughing)

02:37:43 - Amazing.

02:37:44 Very quickly, Jabroni714 said,

02:37:46 "Sad I wasn't here in time to support Brian Children,

02:37:48 "but let's go, Dan."

02:37:49 Well, Brian Children, myself here,

02:37:52 I've not competed in this due to me being banned

02:37:55 from all sports for my steroid abuse.

02:37:58 So...

02:37:59 (laughing)

02:38:00 - You still can support Brian Children.

02:38:02 He needs all of the support that he can get at this point.

02:38:05 - Indeed.

02:38:06 - We're trying to take his legs from him.

02:38:08 And you can only support him by signing up at Patreon,

02:38:11 patreon.com/rustletodd.

02:38:13 Where we have a wide variety of new perks coming

02:38:16 in the very, very, very near future.

02:38:19 But of course it supports this lovely man right here.

02:38:22 - Oh yes, it stops the horrible men

02:38:24 doing their horrible things.

02:38:26 And Dave, what is the update?

02:38:28 - 24.

02:38:29 - Yep.

02:38:30 - However, one of the people who just signed up,

02:38:32 signed up at $25.

02:38:34 - Oh.

02:38:35 - That counts as live, really.

02:38:36 - Very nice.

02:38:37 (laughing)

02:38:38 - So if we get two more at any tier,

02:38:41 then the loser of our final will do a shot of hot sauce.

02:38:46 - Fantastic.

02:38:47 So two more of any tier and the loser of our final

02:38:51 will do a shot of hot sauce live on stream.

02:38:53 So that sounds great to me.

02:38:56 - Suddenly I'm not so upset about not making it

02:38:59 to this final match.

02:39:00 - Absolutely.

02:39:01 This is gonna be a real grudge match

02:39:02 and I'm very much looking forward to it.

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02:39:54 - Yes, indeed, indeed.

02:39:55 Well, should we go to the action of the final?

02:39:58 - I suppose so.

02:39:59 We don't have to spin the wheel anymore.

02:40:01 We know what our final match is going to be.

02:40:03 Who will advance to the final match of champions?

02:40:07 Let's find out.

02:40:08 - Nah, I don't need that.

02:40:11 (sad music)

02:40:13 Let's just start the match, shall we?

02:40:14 Let's just start the match, shall we?

02:40:15 - Oli.

02:40:16 Dave.

02:40:23 Tempest.

02:40:25 - Luke.

02:40:28 Luke.

02:40:29 - Brine children.

02:40:30 - Luke.

02:40:31 - Brine children.

02:40:32 - Luke.

02:40:32 - Oh, sorry, Dan.

02:40:33 - The lame story media once again at the table.

02:40:36 The people at home, the people at home know the truth.

02:40:39 The people at home know who's going to win.

02:40:40 The people at home know who's going to take this title

02:40:43 into the next phase to take on NRB.

02:40:45 People who you know nothing about.

02:40:47 (laughing)

02:40:50 - That is true.

02:40:51 All right, let's bring it on.

02:40:53 Oh, okay, not a great-

02:40:53 - Get to the top of the cage.

02:40:54 (laughing)

02:40:57 - Do you know what it's time for?

02:41:00 It's time for a sidewalk slam.

02:41:00 - Yeah, no, no, it's not.

02:41:02 - Oh, right, okay.

02:41:03 - No, it's not.

02:41:04 Fooled you.

02:41:04 - You fooled me or did you fool you?

02:41:06 - Fooled you.

02:41:07 - Fooled you.

02:41:08 - I think I'm going to hang out here for a little bit.

02:41:14 Got a question for you, Dan.

02:41:16 - Yeah?

02:41:17 - What's the question?

02:41:20 - I couldn't do a taunt outside.

02:41:21 (laughing)

02:41:23 - Well, you can use the man,

02:41:24 because I can help you with that.

02:41:28 - Oh, okay, all right.

02:41:30 Not a great start.

02:41:32 I tripped.

02:41:33 - Come here.

02:41:35 Come on, come on.

02:41:36 - All right, give me a second.

02:41:38 Give me a second while I just, while I get up.

02:41:40 (laughing)

02:41:41 - You have any big knees?

02:41:42 (laughing)

02:41:43 - My knees are so tired.

02:41:45 Okay, right, I can't find a weapon outside that,

02:41:48 but that's fine, that's fine.

02:41:49 - It's fine, we've got a load of weapons in there now.

02:41:51 - We need one more Patreon subscriber

02:41:54 for the loser of this match to do a hot swords shot.

02:41:57 - One more.

02:41:58 (grunting)

02:41:59 - Oops.

02:42:00 - I did not let the ref out.

02:42:00 - Sorry, ref.

02:42:01 - Whoops.

02:42:02 - Oh, dear.

02:42:03 - Sorry, ref.

02:42:04 Are you all right, bud?

02:42:05 - I'm fine, apparently.

02:42:06 - Just seen a chat from Ewan McDonald

02:42:08 that says the main event map of Europe's.

02:42:10 (laughing)

02:42:12 - That's my kind of guy right there.

02:42:14 Thanks, Ewan.

02:42:15 Oh, what?

02:42:17 - Yeah, yeah, fair enough.

02:42:18 Fair enough, I'll let you off.

02:42:19 Let you off that.

02:42:20 - Yep.

02:42:22 - Kev, it is time to...

02:42:26 It is time for...

02:42:29 Nope, fooled you.

02:42:30 (laughing)

02:42:32 Instead, it's time for...

02:42:38 It's, it's, it's...

02:42:42 (laughing)

02:42:43 - It's not working for you at all.

02:42:44 - Hold on, hold on.

02:42:45 I'll tell you what it's time for soon.

02:42:48 - Come on.

02:42:51 - I'm coming, I'm coming.

02:42:53 I'm coming.

02:42:56 - Get in there, get in there.

02:42:57 - Oh, oh dear.

02:42:59 Oh dear.

02:43:00 Oh, Daniel.

02:43:02 - Not pleasant.

02:43:02 - Daniel.

02:43:03 - Not pleasant.

02:43:04 - Daniel J. Layton.

02:43:05 - Not her.

02:43:06 - Yeah, I bet it did.

02:43:08 Huh?

02:43:09 Hey, what about this?

02:43:10 Oh dear, jawbreaker.

02:43:11 That's a jawbreaker right there.

02:43:12 Ish.

02:43:14 Whoa, a little European up get right there.

02:43:19 - Come on.

02:43:25 One of us should.

02:43:26 - Oh yes.

02:43:27 Yes, and it should be you.

02:43:29 Oh, jawbreaker Daniel.

02:43:31 - We're going to be stuck in jawbreaker land for a while.

02:43:37 - He saw it coming.

02:43:41 - I know you.

02:43:45 - You tripped.

02:43:47 - You were too far away from me.

02:43:48 - I know, I was too far away.

02:43:50 It's too far away, but it's okay because...

02:43:53 Oh.

02:43:54 - That's right.

02:43:55 - Come on.

02:43:56 Come on little Kev.

02:43:58 - No, don't see me.

02:44:01 Oh, ow.

02:44:04 Oh no, I've got color.

02:44:06 - Oh.

02:44:08 Oh.

02:44:11 Come here then.

02:44:14 One of us.

02:44:14 - I'm trying.

02:44:16 Oh.

02:44:16 Dan, I don't think this is working.

02:44:20 - No, I think we should probably go back in the ring.

02:44:22 - Oh, now you want to go back in the ring.

02:44:24 - No, I don't.

02:44:25 No, I want to go outside the ring.

02:44:27 That's what I want to do.

02:44:28 Oh, hang on.

02:44:29 Sorry, I need to go out.

02:44:30 Hold on.

02:44:31 I'm coming up.

02:44:32 - No, you didn't leave.

02:44:33 You did, you were already out.

02:44:33 - Am I?

02:44:34 - Yeah.

02:44:35 - No, you haven't left.

02:44:36 - No, I haven't left.

02:44:37 Oh, I need to press R1 to exit.

02:44:38 I see.

02:44:38 - And then you need to stop pressing R1

02:44:39 to go back into the ring.

02:44:40 - No, I didn't press R1 in the first place, Dan.

02:44:42 - Oh, I see.

02:44:43 - Daniel.

02:44:44 - I have an announcement.

02:44:46 - Oh, it's happened.

02:44:47 - Not even my cheating version where we only needed two more.

02:44:50 - Oh, great.

02:44:51 - And we actually got to 30.

02:44:52 - Hey, well done everyone.

02:44:54 - Can't see.

02:44:55 - Which means.

02:44:56 (all shouting)

02:44:59 - Oh, he uses resiliency.

02:45:06 - Kevin Nash would never survive a drop like that.

02:45:13 - I'm just going to lean in

02:45:15 and put the shot of hot sauce there for the loser.

02:45:20 - Dan, you're on the back foot now, aren't you, bud?

02:45:23 - I am a little bit, yeah.

02:45:24 - Yeah.

02:45:24 - He sure is.

02:45:25 - He sure is.

02:45:27 Oh dear.

02:45:28 What about if we did a little choke slam, eh?

02:45:30 - What about if we did?

02:45:31 - What if we just did a little choke slam?

02:45:34 Oh, onto a steel chair, no less.

02:45:36 Oh dear.

02:45:37 And what if, Dan?

02:45:38 Well, just what if?

02:45:40 What if we took a little trip?

02:45:41 - Oh, oh no.

02:45:42 - Oh no.

02:45:43 - Oh no, oh no.

02:45:44 - Oh no.

02:45:45 - Oh no.

02:45:46 - What if?

02:45:47 - You're going to do two of you?

02:45:48 - Oh my God.

02:45:49 - He's the heel now.

02:45:51 - That's a show of respect.

02:45:53 - Surely this must be it.

02:45:54 - At WrestleMania, no less.

02:45:56 - Bin him.

02:45:57 - One.

02:45:59 - One.

02:46:00 - Oh no.

02:46:01 - Not out yet.

02:46:02 Not out yet, buddy.

02:46:04 - Who is the man?

02:46:05 I tell you, it's me.

02:46:07 Up you get.

02:46:08 - Come on, Kurt.

02:46:09 Come on, up you get, my friend.

02:46:12 - Box.

02:46:13 - Bloody hell.

02:46:14 - Here we go.

02:46:19 (laughing)

02:46:20 - Brutal.

02:46:21 - Oh dear.

02:46:27 Oh no.

02:46:28 Oh dear, this is not going to be good for me.

02:46:33 Oh no.

02:46:34 Oh God.

02:46:39 - Do it.

02:46:41 Do it, you knobhead.

02:46:43 - Oh.

02:46:47 - Oh.

02:46:48 - Kev, Kev, it's time to reverse some moves now, bud.

02:46:52 Kev, I've got to be honest with you.

02:46:52 It's time to reverse some moves.

02:46:55 - Come on, Kev.

02:46:58 - Kev, I think we need to start reversing some moves here, bud.

02:47:00 - Uh-oh.

02:47:01 - Uh-oh.

02:47:03 - Trouble.

02:47:04 - I'm ready for it.

02:47:04 - Trouble.

02:47:05 - I'm ready for it.

02:47:06 (laughing)

02:47:15 - It is like that.

02:47:16 - Great.

02:47:18 Unbelievable.

02:47:18 - Get in, Kev.

02:47:20 - Oh no.

02:47:22 - Angle lock.

02:47:23 - Angle lock locked in.

02:47:25 - Ropes.

02:47:26 - Get in the ropes.

02:47:27 - Angle lock locked in.

02:47:28 (laughing)

02:47:30 - There we go.

02:47:33 - Yeah, that's right.

02:47:36 Ow, ow, ow, my quads.

02:47:38 - My quads, my poor quads.

02:47:41 Thought you were going to give me a little kiss there.

02:47:42 - I did, let's just wrap the gale.

02:47:45 - Oh.

02:47:46 Oh.

02:47:48 - Oh, oh no.

02:47:51 Oh no.

02:47:53 - No, no, no.

02:47:53 - Oh no.

02:47:54 - Not like this.

02:47:56 - No.

02:47:59 No, he knows how to do it.

02:48:00 Come on, Kurt.

02:48:02 - Come on, Kev, you can get up, bud.

02:48:04 Oh.

02:48:05 Kev, it is time to get up, my dude.

02:48:12 - Oh dear, ow.

02:48:14 That was a big one.

02:48:15 Yeah, I saw you.

02:48:18 Tree slam time.

02:48:20 - No.

02:48:21 - Little kissy time.

02:48:25 - Oh, you're so nerdy.

02:48:26 - Yeah.

02:48:27 - Come on.

02:48:28 - Yeah, sidewalk slam time.

02:48:30 - Sidewalk slam time.

02:48:31 - It's sidewalk slam time.

02:48:31 - Sidewalk slam's going to do it.

02:48:32 - It's sidewalk slam time.

02:48:33 - Sidewalk slam's going to do it.

02:48:34 - It's sidewalk slam time, it's what it is.

02:48:35 It's what it is.

02:48:36 - Oh, Kurt, get up, buddy.

02:48:39 Time to get up.

02:48:39 - Main event mafia.

02:48:41 - Main event mafia, boss.

02:48:42 - Oh, no, right in the skull.

02:48:44 - That's it.

02:48:45 - Buddy.

02:48:49 Save yourself.

02:48:51 - Yeah.

02:48:54 - Oh, no, I just, one more.

02:48:58 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not?

02:48:59 - No.

02:49:00 - Oh, sucking you in.

02:49:01 - Nah.

02:49:02 - Oh.

02:49:03 - Okay.

02:49:06 Okay, okay, okay.

02:49:08 It's all going well.

02:49:09 It's still going well for me.

02:49:10 It's all going well.

02:49:12 It's still going well.

02:49:13 It's still good.

02:49:14 Oh, there's no time limit on this one.

02:49:19 - There's no time limit on the finals.

02:49:20 There must be a winner.

02:49:21 There just must be a winner.

02:49:23 - Okay, right, here we go.

02:49:24 It's okay, it's okay.

02:49:25 It's still, it's still, ow.

02:49:28 Oh, no, angle slam, angle slam, angle slam.

02:49:30 Oh, no, I'm stunned, I'm stunned, I'm stunned, I'm stunned.

02:49:32 - One, two.

02:49:33 - No, no.

02:49:35 - No.

02:49:36 - The truth will out.

02:49:40 - Dan, the truth Layton, ladies and gentlemen.

02:49:44 - It's all right.

02:49:44 - Oh.

02:49:45 - I didn't even notice that was there.

02:49:47 I was so busy winning.

02:49:48 - Ah, no.

02:49:49 I didn't put resiliency on.

02:49:52 - Absolutely incredible stuff there from Dan Layton.

02:49:55 - Oh, you're right.

02:49:56 It's not my shot.

02:49:56 It's your shot, isn't it?

02:49:57 - Oh, nice shot.

02:49:58 - Do you want to head over to the table and take it?

02:49:59 Or am I going to leave you here on your own?

02:50:01 Probably going to leave you here on your own.

02:50:02 - Between two great competitors,

02:50:03 Dan, the truth Layton and Luke Owen, DAD.

02:50:07 Dan, can we have just a few words quickly on your victory?

02:50:12 You must be incredibly proud of yourself.

02:50:15 - Brian, you wanted a few words?

02:50:16 I'll give you one word.

02:50:18 Inevitable.

02:50:18 Soak it up.

02:50:25 Soak it up.

02:50:26 - I mean, it was--

02:50:28 - More like Danos.

02:50:29 - Danos did lose at the end of that.

02:50:34 He lost at the end of night two, but night one,

02:50:38 killed it.

02:50:39 - But you will be competing in night two.

02:50:41 - Oh yeah.

02:50:42 - It was a very even match, I felt.

02:50:47 Could have gone either way.

02:50:48 - Yeah, well, sure.

02:50:49 Yeah.

02:50:50 It didn't though, did it?

02:50:51 It was only ever going to end one way.

02:50:52 The whole of the match was just for show.

02:50:54 Ultimately, the only thing that matters

02:50:55 is three short seconds.

02:50:58 - Well, I mean, it was a deserved victory, I would say.

02:51:03 - I agree.

02:51:04 - You played very well in the tournament.

02:51:05 Got the, it's all six points.

02:51:08 - Six points.

02:51:09 I did lose that first match there because of the nudge.

02:51:11 But, you know.

02:51:12 - The nudge of doom.

02:51:13 And we did see something akin to a nudge.

02:51:15 - I don't know what you're talking about,

02:51:16 but I would say it was a nudge that nudged me

02:51:19 over the edge and gave me, I actually thanked Luke.

02:51:21 It gave me the strength I needed

02:51:23 to see this tournament out.

02:51:24 - And what would you say to those people

02:51:27 who are making accusations that you nudged Luke

02:51:29 in that last match as well?

02:51:30 - I'd say go back and look at the material.

02:51:31 Go back and look at the footage.

02:51:32 You won't see a nudge of any kind.

02:51:34 And if you did, all you would have seen

02:51:36 is just me going, "Go on, my friend, go on.

02:51:39 You're very good at this.

02:51:40 I believe in you."

02:51:41 You know why?

02:51:42 Because that is my friend.

02:51:43 That is my friend, Luke Owen, who I would never betray,

02:51:46 who I would never undermine in any way, shape or form.

02:51:48 The only thing I would ever do to Luke Owen is win,

02:51:51 is beat him.

02:51:53 And I did.

02:51:54 And I will again and again and again,

02:51:57 because Dan "The Truth" Leighton is here

02:51:59 to take this crown.

02:52:01 - Well, that's amazing stuff.

02:52:03 Thank you very much, Dan.

02:52:06 - You're most welcome.

02:52:07 And you're welcome too.

02:52:09 - Should we now watch the loser in the final

02:52:11 do his punishment shot of hot sauce?

02:52:15 Of course, it's always good to punish those who come second.

02:52:20 (all laughing)

02:52:22 - Leave them where they belong.

02:52:23 - Yeah, the first loser, as some people call it.

02:52:27 - It's now turned into slightly like commentary

02:52:29 on the coronation a little bit.

02:52:30 - Yeah, there he is, the first loser.

02:52:32 - Here he is.

02:52:33 - Ready to take a shot of hot sauce.

02:52:34 - Look at him go.

02:52:34 - Off it goes.

02:52:35 - And ceremonially, it goes down the gullet.

02:52:37 (all laughing)

02:52:40 - Oh, the old face shake.

02:52:42 (imitating face shaking)

02:52:44 Double face shake there.

02:52:45 (imitating face shaking)

02:52:46 (all laughing)

02:52:47 The first face shake.

02:52:48 (imitating face shaking)

02:52:50 - That'll put the hair on his chest.

02:52:52 (all laughing)

02:52:54 But crucially, not on his head.

02:52:55 (all laughing)

02:52:56 - Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

02:52:59 How much would you give that out of five?

02:53:00 Well done, Luke.

02:53:01 - Well done, Luke.

02:53:02 (all applauding)

02:53:04 - Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.

02:53:09 - Didn't get him anywhere.

02:53:10 (laughing)

02:53:11 - Well, should we read out some of these Oxford chats here?

02:53:13 - Oh, I think it's important that we do.

02:53:14 I'm sure they're rolling in to congratulate me.

02:53:16 - Well, Dylan Haggart says,

02:53:18 "Hope everyone's having a great time.

02:53:19 If you haven't, head on to going in raw

02:53:23 and leave your condolences to the enforcer

02:53:25 who passed away this week."

02:53:27 Absolutely, very, very sad news that was.

02:53:29 William Buna says,

02:53:30 "Great stream you all.

02:53:31 However, rooting for the Holly Musgrave experience tomorrow."

02:53:35 - Yeah, well, you know.

02:53:37 - Well, we'll see.

02:53:37 See how she does. - We will see indeed.

02:53:39 - And Tartan Titan says,

02:53:41 "The J in Daniel J. Layton stands for jabroni."

02:53:44 (all exclaiming)

02:53:46 - The J stands for justice

02:53:48 and it was served time and time again today.

02:53:50 Go back and watch the stream.

02:53:52 - Yep.

02:53:52 Well, well, I think if we do go back and watch the stream,

02:53:57 there would be sort of some conflicting evidence,

02:54:00 you know, there going on,

02:54:01 like you nudging Luke and sort of like poking,

02:54:03 jabbing him in the tummy while he was,

02:54:05 he was, I think, giving you an angle lock at the time.

02:54:08 - I was saying, "Go on, mate.

02:54:09 You can do this.

02:54:10 I believe in you.

02:54:11 Take in my move and I'm gonna take the win."

02:54:14 - Okay, okay, interesting.

02:54:16 Okay, okay, no, it's fine.

02:54:17 No, it's great.

02:54:18 You're the winner.

02:54:19 - Brian, how have we done on the old Patreon,

02:54:21 on the fundraising, the get Brian out of jail free card?

02:54:24 - Well, let's have a little listen.

02:54:25 There's a-

02:54:26 - 32 new Patreons.

02:54:28 - 32 new Patreons. - That's massive.

02:54:28 That is absolutely massive.

02:54:30 Thank you so much for joining us.

02:54:32 - And we'll be going for some more tomorrow.

02:54:35 That is-

02:54:36 - Trisha, you'll need them.

02:54:36 - Oh, absolutely.

02:54:37 Yeah, that is one 10th of the amount

02:54:39 that I need to get out of jail.

02:54:42 Yeah, really, really, really bad debt.

02:54:43 Oh, and yes, of course,

02:54:47 there is the winner of the signed copy of WWE 2K23,

02:54:51 which I presume will turn up somewhere on this document.

02:54:54 (both laughing)

02:54:57 I really, really hope so, because I'm not entirely sure.

02:55:03 Tempest, are you sorting that out?

02:55:04 - We can kill some time in the meantime

02:55:06 by talking about how have you enjoyed the day?

02:55:07 Was it nice to get out of the hole?

02:55:10 - Yes, yes, yes.

02:55:11 So yeah, as many people know,

02:55:14 I live in just a dirt hole

02:55:17 that just has my head poking out the top,

02:55:21 like you would see in a sort of punishment

02:55:23 in a desert kind of situation.

02:55:25 - It's quite a deep hole,

02:55:26 unfortunately not wide enough for you to lie down in.

02:55:28 - Nope, not at all.

02:55:29 I'm pretty much just standing in that hole.

02:55:31 That's all I can do.

02:55:31 - Did you get the tarpaulin

02:55:32 I sent you to protect you from the rain?

02:55:33 - I did, it blew away.

02:55:34 - I'm so sorry.

02:55:35 (both laughing)

02:55:51 - I got everybody in there.

02:55:54 (both laughing)

02:55:56 - All right then, okay.

02:56:05 Pretty proud of that one, huh?

02:56:10 - Yeah.

02:56:11 - Very good.

02:56:12 If we got our winner for this,

02:56:18 imminently we will have our winner, yes, absolutely.

02:56:21 - I love that, the wonderful,

02:56:22 we're redder than Luke is right now.

02:56:24 He just downed some hot sauce.

02:56:25 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

02:56:26 - Christ.

02:56:26 - Well, I've been in a suit all day,

02:56:28 which is not very conducive.

02:56:29 - You're not wearing anything under the suit,

02:56:31 which is quite stressful for the rest of us.

02:56:32 - Yeah, yeah.

02:56:33 - Like just on the bottom half.

02:56:34 - Oh, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:35 Well, I insist on that, it's in my rider.

02:56:36 - The bailiffs took your trousers.

02:56:38 - Indeed.

02:56:39 (both laughing)

02:56:40 - They came and they took one leg at a time.

02:56:42 For a while you were sporting the Zack Ryder look.

02:56:44 (both laughing)

02:56:45 I thought it was quite fetching.

02:56:46 Do you want these?

02:56:47 - Oh yeah, would you like?

02:56:48 - Oh, you're good.

02:56:49 - Close enough, I figure.

02:56:50 So congratulations go to the winner

02:56:55 of our signed copy of WWE 2K23, Kevin.

02:57:00 (all cheering)

02:57:02 - Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

02:57:07 - Kevin in all caps, you all know the one.

02:57:09 Frequent ultra chatter, thank you very much.

02:57:11 We will get in touch.

02:57:13 - Well, at least one Kevin won today.

02:57:15 (all laughing)

02:57:18 And the other Kevin was let down

02:57:20 by his presumed sort of God controller.

02:57:23 - Hoisted on his own petard.

02:57:24 - Yeah, absolutely.

02:57:25 Well, thank you very much for joining us here today.

02:57:27 The patron numbers have been absolutely amazing.

02:57:30 Your ultra chats have been absolutely fantastic.

02:57:32 I'm just gonna double check before we go

02:57:33 that we haven't got any others coming in.

02:57:36 No, there's just a message here saying,

02:57:39 no one told me about picking a winner,

02:57:42 question mark, exclamation mark, and so on.

02:57:44 But no, thank you very much for getting in your ultra chats.

02:57:47 We're gonna be here tomorrow at 1 p.m. GMT again.

02:57:51 Is that right?

02:57:52 Same time again?

02:57:53 2 p.m. 2 p.m. tomorrow, GMT.

02:57:56 I don't know what that is in America time.

02:57:58 - 2 minus five for the East Coast.

02:58:00 So that would be 9 a.m. for the East Coast.

02:58:03 And for those lovely, lovely West Coasters,

02:58:06 6 a.m. get up bright and early to see the light.

02:58:11 - Oh yeah.

02:58:12 - See the sunrise, see the dawn of a new day,

02:58:15 the dawn of a new Dan Leighton.

02:58:18 - Oh, I can't wait.

02:58:19 - He was saying boo ends.

02:58:23 - Thank you to all of our competitors

02:58:27 and congratulations to our winner, Dan Leighton.

02:58:29 - And you're welcome again.

02:58:30 - And we'll see you tomorrow.

02:58:32 Jam that jam.

02:58:33 - Jam that jam.

02:58:34 (cheering)

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