Sundae Conversation with Ed Sheeran

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00:00 Ed Sheeran.

00:01 - Hey.

00:02 - In one word, can you describe yourself

00:06 to your blind fans?

00:07 - To my blind fans?

00:08 Face for the radio.

00:14 - One word.

00:15 - Radio face.

00:17 - I'll let you have it.

00:19 - Thank you.

00:20 - Why do you have so many deaf fans?

00:22 Why do so many deaf people like your music?

00:25 - I don't actually know the like, the actual number.

00:29 - When you talk to your deaf fans,

00:31 do you say the word cunt more or less?

00:33 - Do you know that word's a term of endearment in England?

00:35 - I know you love to say it.

00:36 - I love it.

00:37 It's a great word.

00:38 - I know.

00:39 - I come over here and say it,

00:40 and then suddenly I'm like,

00:41 "Oh, oh God, mood in the room has changed."

00:44 - Do you mind if we do a new statement

00:45 presented by my meeters?

00:47 - Bless you.

00:49 - I'm gonna give you a word,

00:50 and you tell me if it's okay

00:52 for me to say it to everyone I see.

00:53 - I can't be the overlord of this.

00:56 - Okay.

00:57 - Well, can you just give it a go?

00:58 - I would say if it's okay to say to me.

01:00 - That's fair.

01:01 - Yeah.

01:02 - And keep in mind that I'm just,

01:02 this is scientific inquiry.

01:04 I'm not, I'm not saying, I don't say these words.

01:06 - Yeah.

01:07 - Okay.

01:08 Lunt.

01:11 - That's fine.

01:12 - Runt.

01:13 - Yeah, it's fine.

01:18 (laughing)

01:21 Jesus Christ.

01:23 - No.

01:27 - That's the first time I've heard that in the world

01:28 in about a decade.

01:29 - I didn't say I said it, I'm just asking.

01:30 - Blouses.

01:32 - Science.

01:33 - Gosh.

01:34 High school jock over here.

01:36 - Yeah.

01:37 - Yeah.

01:37 - Ed, I don't say it.

01:38 - You definitely said that before.

01:39 You said that with chest.

01:40 - Move on.

01:43 - That's getting at us.

01:46 - Yeah, I'm not gonna go on record saying that.

01:47 I was the one who said it.

01:49 Do you ever say the V word?

01:55 - Vagina.

01:56 - Voldemort.

01:57 - Voldemort.

01:58 Yeah, I love Harry Potter.

02:01 - Does anyone ever call you the R word?

02:03 - Run.

02:04 Yeah.

02:07 - Is it okay to use bad language in your songs?

02:09 - So I tend not to.

02:10 There've been occasions I've done collaborations

02:13 on other people's work that I have,

02:14 but yeah, I tend not to.

02:16 - You'll mess up their songs, which is not yours.

02:17 - No, it's just a different audience, isn't it?

02:19 - Well, 'cause your fans are mostly...

02:21 - I mean, you'll see.

02:23 - Yeah.

02:24 - It's a wide ranging fan base.

02:27 - I'm gonna give you three languages,

02:28 and then you say which one's the bad one.

02:31 - Cool.

02:32 - Body language, sign language, German.

02:37 - I learned German at school, actually.

02:41 I would say body language.

02:42 You can tell a lot from someone's body language.

02:44 - Really?

02:45 - Yeah, I can tell you're a jock.

02:46 - I just don't know if you're saying this

02:47 in a positive way or a negative way.

02:48 It sounds negative, honestly.

02:49 - Wouldn't put yourself down like that.

02:50 - Well, it's you who...

02:51 - I'm pretty sure you were the man in high school.

02:53 (laughing)

02:55 - What country do you think Glenn Ball's from?

03:02 - Canada.

03:02 - No, from America, from New York.

03:06 - Close to Canada.

03:07 - It is close to Canada.

03:08 I've been to Montreal a few times, good city.

03:10 - Glenn actually knows a lot of languages.

03:11 - What can you speak?

03:12 - French.

03:13 - Say something in French.

03:14 - I surrender, I surrender.

03:15 - But you did spend time in Montreal,

03:17 so I do believe that you can speak French.

03:18 - Well, that's not what he was doing in Montreal, Ed.

03:20 - Yeah, that's not what I was doing in Montreal, Todd.

03:22 - What was it?

03:23 - It's the Rum and Tug capital of the country.

03:25 - Oh, right.

03:26 - Actually, no, sorry, not Rum and Tug,

03:27 it's Newer Massages, they're better.

03:29 - What is that?

03:29 - It's when a girl, when the lady that you're with,

03:33 you put oil, they put oil on yourself

03:34 and they slide up and down you.

03:36 Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

03:37 Actually, the last time I went,

03:38 the girl was kind of insulting.

03:40 She was like, "I really like sliding up and down

03:41 your stomach."

03:42 She said it was like a mountain,

03:43 and I was like, "Okay."

03:44 It's kind of, that was a little insulting in the moment,

03:46 but it was funny.

03:47 - You're a big drinker.

03:50 - I like a drink.

03:51 - Do you have any drink kinks?

03:52 - I think past the first beer, it's not the same.

03:59 I think the first beer's the one.

04:02 And then I usually would move to wine.

04:04 - You consider that a kink?

04:05 - Well, it depends.

04:06 They both have bottles.

04:07 - They have what?

04:08 - Bottles.

04:09 - They said buttholes.

04:10 - You're hearing, "You ever butt chug?"

04:13 - That sounds fun.

04:14 - Yeah, butt chugging seems like a backwards way

04:18 of doing things.

04:19 - Totally.

04:20 - I've been done a handstand chug before.

04:23 - Keg stand.

04:24 - Keg stand?

04:24 - Yeah.

04:25 - And they poured it down your butt?

04:26 - Fucking hell, yeah.

04:29 - People don't even care about the taste

04:34 of the beer anymore.

04:35 - American beer is like that, though.

04:38 - You don't just write your hits.

04:42 You write other people's hits, too.

04:44 Is that true?

04:45 - I've written some hits for other people, yeah.

04:47 - Does it make you mad when people call you a ghostwriter?

04:50 You think it's harsh?

04:51 - I'm pretty pale, but not a ghost.

04:55 - What do you say to the people that say,

04:57 "There's something not right about this little white ginger

05:00 "dancing like Michael Jackson?"

05:02 - I can't dance.

05:03 - Why, 'cause you're a little white ginger?

05:04 - Wow.

05:05 - I didn't say it.

05:06 I said, "What do you say to the people who say it?"

05:08 - He told you to say it, didn't he?

05:11 I'd say say it.

05:12 - Is it true that you got bullied

05:16 in an elementary school for your hair?

05:18 - Why are they making fun of you?

05:19 They're bald?

05:21 What kind of school was it?

05:22 - I was just a bit of a nerd.

05:24 I'm still a bit of a nerd.

05:25 - Do you know a lot about music, music history?

05:26 - I listen to music that I like,

05:28 and I know about the music that I like.

05:30 - Marilyn Manson, do you like Marilyn Manson?

05:32 - I've listened to Marilyn Manson's music.

05:34 - Is it true what they said about Marilyn Manson?

05:36 - I don't, I'm not an expert on this.

05:40 - Can we clear it up?

05:41 Do you know anything about it, Music Insider?

05:42 - Ken, I can't be the voice of these issues that you're,

05:46 "But I've always wondered it."

05:47 - Yeah, well, I'm sure you can Google these things.

05:50 - What should I type in?

05:51 - Well, your question, and then a question mark afterwards

05:55 and press return.

05:56 - So what would I type?

05:58 - I don't know, what's your question?

06:03 - Do you know what it is, Vinny?

06:04 - Yeah, it's if he removed the rib cage

06:05 to suck his own dick, right?

06:06 - Vinny! - God!

06:07 - Wow!

06:08 - Wasn't that what he did?

06:09 - Was that the rumor?

06:10 I wasn't thinking that.

06:11 - That's like, that's the biggest rumor

06:13 that was on the school ground in first grade.

06:14 - It's a rumor, but the way he said it was crude, Ed,

06:16 and even in America we don't do that.

06:17 - That was the biggest rumor of all time.

06:18 - It's a crude way you said it, though, it's crude.

06:20 - And that was a word of mouth rumor,

06:21 that was like 15 years ago.

06:22 - You heard that rumor?

06:24 - Definitely when I was in school, that rumor was going around.

06:25 - Exactly, that's why I heard it as well.

06:27 - Yeah.

06:27 - You think it's true?

06:28 - I don't know, I don't even know

06:30 if it would be physically possible.

06:32 - Do you find it ironic that God took a rib from Adam

06:37 and created women, but Marilyn Manson took a rib

06:44 from himself to try to remove the need for them?

06:47 - I didn't even know that about God, is that legit?

06:50 - It's from the Bible.

06:51 - I can't just take stuff you say as gospel,

06:53 'cause you're just coming out with stuff like that.

06:56 (laughing)

06:59 (dramatic music)

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