Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 I picked this guy. Look at him.
00:02 Look at him.
00:04 Welcome back to Dirt With Dani. My name is Dani Jackal.
00:11 And tonight I'm in Dallas, Texas and I'm going to be playing a game called
00:14 Who's Hotter? Celebrity Edition.
00:16 Also this episode is presented to you by Mango Shotta,
00:18 a sweet but spicy mango jalapeno tequila drink that is absolutely delicious.
00:22 It's my favorite. You need to go try it and enjoy the video.
00:25 Who's hotter? Lizzo or Joe Biden?
00:27 Joe Biden.
00:28 Joe Biden.
00:29 Why?
00:30 When he forgets stuff, it's cute.
00:31 You get turned on by that?
00:32 A little bit, yeah.
00:33 How about you?
00:34 I love the older ones.
00:35 Closer to that life insurance check.
00:37 Who's hotter? Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk?
00:40 They're like the same person to me.
00:41 Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk?
00:43 Again, same person.
00:44 You just don't know who they are.
00:45 I don't know.
00:46 Who's hotter? Bobby Althoff or Drake?
00:49 Bobby. Gotta go with Bobby.
00:52 It's a meaner and everything. It's just on point.
00:55 She's so funny, but in like a low cut.
00:57 You can't beat that. You can't beat it.
00:59 Out of your mind. Out of your mind.
01:01 Who do you pick?
01:02 I pick this guy. Look at him.
01:13 Yeah, no, that answer works.
01:18 Who's hotter? Devin Booker or Bad Bunny?
01:22 Bad Bunny.
01:23 I'm trying not to throw up. Sorry.
01:25 I can't hold it in.
01:27 You're going to do D-Book like that?
01:29 I guess so.
01:30 I would say Mango Shot is hotter than both of them, but...
01:33 Me too. Me too.
01:34 Maybe we just call it... we just leave it there.
01:36 Who's hotter? Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell?
01:38 Is it bad that I'm trying to think of what Will Ferrell looks like?
01:41 Walk away.
01:42 We're going to play a game. Who's hotter?
01:46 Me. Yeah.
01:47 I didn't ask the question yet, so...
01:52 Who's hotter? Bobby Althoff or Drake?
01:55 I don't know who the first one is. Bobby who?
01:57 Industry plan. Never mind.
01:59 Who's hotter? Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk?
02:03 Mark Zuckerberg.
02:04 No hesitation.
02:05 Like, Elon Musk would tell me to go away.
02:07 Mark Zuckerberg might have a beer with me.
02:09 How about you?
02:10 Elon Musk is actually awful. He ruined Twitter.
02:12 So I'm going to go Mark Zuckerberg.
02:14 We're going to play who's hotter.
02:15 I'm ready.
02:16 Lizzo or Joe Biden?
02:18 It's a Liz-Liz.
02:19 Kev, how are you?
02:21 I lost my shirt.
02:22 Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
02:23 I mean, it depends on how you feel about this.
02:25 Are we at McDonald's? Because I'm loving it.
02:27 Who's hotter? Taylor Swift or Kanye West?
02:31 With the Heirlooms tour, we have to do Taylor Swift.
02:35 Okay, so now, who's hotter? Taylor Swift or Dave Portnoy?
02:39 Taylor Swift because she makes more money.
02:41 Like, whoever has the most money is the more attractive to me.
02:44 So the fact she literally brought us out of a recession makes me feel like she's more attractive.
02:49 That's hot.
02:50 So, for the winning, who's hotter?
02:51 Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg?
02:53 Zuckerberg.
02:54 Why?
02:55 Because he actually works out.
02:56 Elon doesn't?
02:57 No.
02:58 How do you know?
02:59 Zuckerberg puts in the effort. You can actually see.
03:01 Oh, okay.
03:02 Who's hotter? Jeffree Star or James Charles?
03:05 Is that f***ing Star some s***?
03:06 No. They do makeup.
03:08 Same thing.
03:10 Who's hotter? Taylor Swift or Kanye West?
03:13 Taylor Swift for sure.
03:14 I'm a personality guy. It's got to be Kanye.
03:17 Are you also mentally unstable?
03:19 No comment.
03:20 Who's hotter? The Weeknd or Monday?
03:23 The Weeknd.
03:25 Why?
03:26 The hair.
03:27 Who are you picking?
03:28 I don't know. I feel like I get a lot of s*** done on Mondays.
03:31 I would choose The Weeknd 100%.
03:34 Yeah. No, I love his music.
03:36 Who's hotter? Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelce?
03:40 I'm going to have to go with Travis Kelce, but Mahomes' bank account is pretty f***ing hot.
03:44 Got it.
03:45 Patrick Mahomes sounds like the opening of a ketchup bottle.
03:48 I'm Patrick Mahomes.
03:49 Nice. What is that?
03:51 Mango shot, a sweet mango spicy jalapeno tequila drink. Do you want to try?
03:55 I kind of do.
03:56 I do too.
03:57 A little hot?
03:59 Yeah. A little bit of a kick, but I like it.
04:01 Speaking of hot, let's play a game called "Who's Hotter?"
04:04 Let's do it.
04:05 Who's hotter? Jeffree Star or James Charles?
04:07 James Charles.
04:08 James Charles.
04:09 Appearance-wise. If we're talking personality, Jeffree Star.
04:14 Jeffree Star is kind of scary. He's like, there's no hair, just tattoos.
04:18 Who's hotter? Bobby Althoff or Drake?
04:21 Drake. Drake. Drake.
04:25 No, I heard you the first time.
04:27 I also say Drake.
04:28 You guys don't like Bobby?
04:30 Drake?
04:31 No, I got that.
04:32 Who's hotter? Lizzo or Joe Biden?
04:35 Oh, Joe Biden all day.
04:36 Why?
04:37 Because it's not Lizzo. That's why.
04:39 Who's hotter? Bobby Althoff or Drake?
04:41 I mean, Drake's daddy. Drake is daddy.
04:44 We're going to play a little game called "Who's Hotter?"
04:46 We have Devin Booker or Bad Bunny?
04:49 Devin.
04:50 You know who Devin Booker is?
04:51 It's probably Devin Booker. I'm a Bad Bunny hater, though.
04:54 So that's probably why.
04:55 Why?
04:56 I don't even know. All the girls like him.
04:58 Who's hotter? Lizzo or Joe Biden?
05:00 Joe Biden. You'd think Drake is daddy, but Joe Biden is daddy of America.
05:05 Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it.
05:08 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
05:13 And don't forget to go try Mango Shotta, the new sweet mango and spicy jalapeno tequila drink that's absolutely delicious.
05:19 See you in the next video. Bye!
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