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El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 Okay, pizza review time.
00:11 Block Island, we are at Aldo's.
00:14 Cheers, they lured me in with the high newt, cheers.
00:17 So I have a full bag, like in the bar.
00:20 I kind of feel like the mayor of Block Island.
00:25 Like I'm literally walking down the street, no exaggeration.
00:27 People are handing me hats, shirts, gifts, including this guy.
00:31 The owner, it's a whole family affair in here.
00:33 40 years, they're all in there.
00:35 >> My name is Christina, I'm a family member of the restaurant.
00:38 My parents own the restaurant.
00:40 But how we started originally is my grandparents migrated here from Italy.
00:43 And so he worked at the Spring House as the baker.
00:46 My grandmother did their laundry and all that stuff.
00:48 And in 1970, he bought this building.
00:50 And then he used to go to the main street because of the kind of,
00:53 just write some pie, order some stuff, come back and get them.
00:58 And then eventually he started going out to the harbor.
01:01 >> That's cool.
01:02 >> And he went out to the boats in the Great South Bond.
01:05 And yeah, my parents have this.
01:07 And actually my brother have the bakery now.
01:09 Two other uncles do all the rentals, the mopeds.
01:11 So we're all one big family.
01:13 >> So you guys have the island on lockdown.
01:14 >> We got the grandmothers taking pictures of me being like,
01:18 your aura is unbelievable.
01:19 You have all these protectors, these lights.
01:22 I'm loving it.
01:22 She's like, you're just, you're golden aura.
01:25 >> Can you say it again for everyone at home?
01:26 What do I have around me?
01:27 >> A large aura.
01:29 It's beautiful.
01:30 It's green and white.
01:31 >> Thank you.
01:33 What does that mean?
01:33 >> It means you have people around you.
01:37 >> A lot of people around you.
01:38 >> Angel.
01:39 >> Yeah.
01:40 >> I love that.
01:42 >> That's huge.
01:44 You don't even see her, look.
01:46 >> No, it's- >> It's so huge.
01:47 >> It's like it blocks her right out.
01:49 >> I don't know.
01:50 >> I have gigantic aura.
01:51 >> Yeah.
01:53 >> I love that.
01:54 I love that for me.
01:55 >> I don't even know who you are because I don't know.
01:58 >> I have a huge aura.
01:59 >> No, the aura.
02:01 >> I have a huge aura.
02:02 I have a huge aura.
02:04 Yeah, and I said it's not you.
02:05 >> She's not up on the, no, no, no.
02:08 It's still the aura's in the way.
02:10 And you're not even in there.
02:12 >> Yeah, I- >> It's like a disappearance.
02:14 >> Yeah, it's like I have- >> But even on this one, look.
02:17 See?
02:17 >> So those are all like people?
02:19 >> Yeah.
02:20 >> Good people?
02:21 >> Yeah, of course.
02:22 >> I love that.
02:22 >> That's the people that protect you.
02:24 They protect you.
02:25 >> I love that.
02:27 >> I don't have any auras on my phone.
02:29 >> These are all the auras of family, but I got a gigantic aura.
02:32 I love that for myself.
02:34 We got people literally in the streets up there, like taking pictures back there.
02:37 See, it's like, this is a summertime.
02:41 We need our summer dollars.
02:43 Anyways, I wasn't gonna come here.
02:44 We were petting a cow across the street.
02:47 Guy gave up.
02:47 He's like, hey, here's a hat.
02:49 All those down the street, pizza, 40 years, bang, here we are.
02:52 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:54 Now, they did make a full pie, cut out the slice.
02:56 That looks pretty good.
02:57 If we're just doing books by a cover, I like that.
03:01 And I love the people again.
03:03 Good on the carriage.
03:05 It's a little bit of a big slice.
03:08 I'm struggling handling it.
03:11 Can you see my aura?
03:11 >> No.
03:13 >> You weren't buying into that at all.
03:15 You were almost like, it's me.
03:16 It wasn't you.
03:17 >> I think her phone was just a little bit foggy.
03:20 >> It wasn't my phone, it was hers.
03:21 >> I know, hers.
03:22 >> So you just don't, why don't you ever wanna, whatever, one bite, everyone knows.
03:26 >> Her camera phone was greasy.
03:28 [LAUGH]
03:29 [MUSIC]
03:34 >> Now, the guy who found me petting the cow went from,
03:38 I don't know what he was doing, driving around on a bike to find me,
03:43 to cooking the pizza, and like, that, it's good.
03:48 [MUSIC]
03:56 How do you score pizzas when you become friendly with the entire family?
04:01 >> That's how it sucks.
04:02 >> I mean, you're a cocksucker.
04:04 >> Go Bills.
04:04 >> Go Bills.
04:05 >> Go Bills.
04:06 >> Yeah, you been to Lenovo?
04:07 >> 7.3, 7.3.
04:10 >> That's the guy who's chirping, he's a Lenovo 7.3.
04:15 Lenovo, they kill people.
04:17 >> Not in the basement, boys, don't go in the fucking basement.
04:19 >> Why?
04:19 >> People don't come back from out there.
04:21 >> [LAUGH]
04:22 >> They like doing the little like,
04:23 mafioso, we're gonna murder your jokes.
04:25 >> Don't say that.
04:26 >> I didn't say it, who said that?
04:28 >> I love them, but they kill people.
04:29 [MUSIC]
04:33 Back to the point, that guy said Macdonald's sucks, that's why he's called,
04:38 pardon my solo pay, pardon my French, don't say Macdonald's sucks.
04:42 Because then I get angry.
04:44 This pizza's good.
04:46 I'm gonna go, I did get the job done, a little bland.
04:52 I love the whole family.
04:54 I don't wanna fuck with my aura, which they said my aura was spectacular.
04:57 I'm gonna go with 7.2, I think that's a fair good score.
05:00 All the big, look at it.
05:01 [MUSIC]
05:05 Very cool spot to drink, party, whatever you wanna do.
05:09 Get your aura on, drink a high noon, that's our view.
05:12 All the, Block Island, by the way, literally, I may, cheers.
05:15 [MUSIC]
05:18 I may just come back here and become the king of Block Island.
05:21 I'm not ruling it out.
05:23 So what do you, so she brought out just,
05:25 you're saying I just gotta eat your sauce raw, that's how you wanna do it?
05:28 >> Yeah, raw, it's cooked.
05:30 >> No, I know, but I'm raw-dogging this?
05:31 >> Raw-dogging, that's the way you're gonna get the real taste.
05:34 And then you can dip the crust in there.
05:36 >> I've never had anyone request that I just raw-dog tomato sauce before.
05:40 >> It's a good sauce.
05:40 >> It's that good?
05:41 >> It's that good.
05:42 [BLANK_AUDIO]
05:45 >> All right, can you- >> Try it like that first and
05:47 then dip the crust in it.
05:47 >> All right, so this is the first ever raw-dog tomato sauce review.
05:51 >> [LAUGH] >> What do you think of that?
05:54 >> That's our family recipe.
05:54 >> Very good, it's very good.
05:57 >> Now you can dip the crust in it and get the whole little, you know.
05:59 >> I don't taste that sauce on the pizza.
06:01 >> It's not, this is spaghetti sauce that goes on our pastas.
06:04 And that's a pizza sauce, two different sauces, yep.
06:07 [BLANK_AUDIO]
06:12 >> I mean, yeah, it's really good marinara sauce.
06:16 I've never just eaten it raw like that, that's a nutty move.
06:21 There we go, that's more like- >> Well, I just eat it like that.
06:25 >> You just drink it, literally.
06:28 >> I do.
06:29 >> It's like if you wanna snack it, I'm just gonna-
06:31 >> I do.
06:31 >> I'm going under coffee.
06:32 >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, right.
06:33 >> Sometimes with some bread, right?
06:35 >> By the way, that's the guy who made the pizza and found us doing the cows.
06:39 >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, it's very good sauce.
06:43 I've never ranked sauce, so I don't- >> No, I just wanted you to taste it.
06:47 >> Very good sauce.
06:48 >> Just for you.
06:49 >> Go birds, go birds.
06:50 >> Come on.
06:51 >> [LAUGH] >> Birds, bills, I've heard all.
06:54 >> [INAUDIBLE]
06:56 >> You're in an area where there's
06:58 multiple, it could be this, yeah.
07:00 >> Whatever, that's great sauce.
07:04 I don't know, seven, nine sauce, first time I've ever done that, so
07:07 I have nothing to judge it on.
07:08 Imagine just, imagine wanting a snack and
07:12 like I'm just gonna down some sauce raw, that's nuts.
07:15 >> Are you gonna say it on camera?
07:15 >> Yeah, no, I want it, because I want proof.
07:17 >> Don't remember it yet.
07:19 You're probably going through some pretty big changes.
07:21 >> Stop at the beginning of Paul.
07:24 >> Oh.
07:25 >> You're on film, ready?
07:25 >> Yeah.
07:26 >> One, two, three.
07:28 >> You had a really big green aura with white inside.
07:31 So it probably means that you're going through some really big changes that
07:35 are coming your way.
07:36 >> Well, that's not as good as I thought it was gonna be.
07:39 Is that good or bad?
07:40 >> It's good.
07:41 It's always good.
07:42 >> All right.
07:42 >> Yeah.
07:43 >> There is a big change coming, actually.
07:45 >> Well, it's coming your way, and it's a good thing.
07:47 >> Wow, there is actually a huge change coming.
07:50 I can't even say it, but I know what the change is.
07:52 >> But it's coming your way, and it's good.
07:54 >> Okay. >> It's a good thing.
07:55 It's coming your way, to you.
07:58 >> Okay.
07:58 >> For you.
07:59 >> I like that.
08:00 All right, thank you.
08:01 >> You're welcome.
08:02 >> Good old.
08:03 >> Bye.
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