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El Presidente | One Bite
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00:06Your tolls come to $69.19, we actually don't take cash.
00:10No, you don't, but there's no cash.
00:13Throw that hoodie on.
00:24Oh, this is a double X on.
00:32It's only two days into the pizza contest.
00:35The sleeves, she was not kidding with short sleeves.
00:41If I keep dropping $70 per pizza visit, we'll be able to do a nice thing.
00:46Town Spa Pizza is one of the most talked about pizza joints.
00:53We always get that when I say, what's the best pizza? Town Spa, Town Spa.
00:57The thing about doing pizza reviews, I'm going to try to do these if I can do the time,
01:01is to do a real pizza review, you've got to eat it fresh, like I just picked it up.
01:05You can't drive it.
01:06You've got to take a bite, and it's just going to be instant, like word association.
01:09Like when somebody does an ink roach test, or the roch block, the black blurbs, and you just yell what
01:17you're thinking.
01:17That's how it has to be with pizza.
01:19You take one bite, and you say zero to ten, and that's the score.
01:22I had Regina yesterday, it was a nine.
01:25Pat's, no, Regina two days ago, nine.
01:29Pat's yesterday, seven.
01:33So here we go with this, and we'll try to do it from now on as many of these live.
01:37It'll be the most authentic pizza reviews you can ever have.
01:41Like I said, bite, score, video.
01:45Oh, it looks like Monty's.
01:58Ten, I give that a ten.
02:00I love this pizza.
02:00This is Monty's, this is the same exact thing as Monty's on the North Shore.
02:13Nine, because Monty's is better than this, but this is good.
02:16Okay.
02:18I guess for people asking too, why I ordered two cheese pizzas and then two frozen cheese pizzas,
02:25because this contest could last forever.
02:27So, my problem is at night I get hungry, and I have no snacks.
02:32So I just got to load up on pizza, so I have snacks.
02:34I just wanted to follow up with this sweatshirt, how ridiculously ill-fitting.
02:42This is a double XL.
02:45I could take a point off the pizza grade.
02:48I know it's an unorthodox move, but how can this be a double XL?
02:55I'm not that fat.
02:57The sleeves.
02:58This is an unwearable sweatshirt.
03:00So, do that fat.
03:05This pizza's now an eight.
03:06Final score.
03:08I love those.
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