00:00 - Hi, I'm Kate McKinnon.
00:01 - Hi, I'm Greta Gerwig.
00:02 - Hey, I'm Issa Rae.
00:03 - I'm America Ferreira.
00:04 - I'm Margot Robbie, and today we are gonna be testing
00:07 how well we know each other with Vanity Fair.
00:09 (upbeat music)
00:12 What is my favorite reality TV show?
00:16 - Love Island.
00:17 - Oh, is it Love Island?
00:18 - Love Island.
00:19 (bell dings)
00:20 - I thought we'd get that one quite quickly.
00:22 - UK?
00:23 - UK only, yeah.
00:24 I've never watched the other ones.
00:26 If I had a pet parrot, what would I teach it to say?
00:29 - Good day, mate.
00:30 (laughing)
00:31 - Promise me when we get to Australia,
00:32 you don't do that to anyone Issa.
00:34 - I won't, I'll be so good.
00:36 - If you had a pet parrot, I feel like you would teach,
00:40 well, I don't know, I just keep imagining
00:41 you'd teach it to open a beer.
00:43 - Oh, that's good, yes.
00:45 - Do you want a pet parrot?
00:46 - No, I don't think I've ever vocalized wanting one,
00:49 but now I'm hearing these answers and the beer thing,
00:51 I'm all on board for that.
00:53 What do you think I would teach it?
00:54 - I think you would want it to say,
00:57 "I like you, you're nice, you're a good person."
01:01 Not that you need reminding of that,
01:04 but who doesn't want to be told,
01:07 "You're a good person, you have good values."
01:10 Something like that.
01:11 - The parrot didn't have to have that voice, you know?
01:14 - Okay, I really like that answer.
01:17 - Oh my God.
01:18 (laughing)
01:19 - I like you.
01:20 - The parrot is also drowny.
01:22 (laughing)
01:23 - I don't know what I'd want a parrot to say,
01:25 I have no idea.
01:26 - I'm gonna go with all three of those.
01:27 G'day mate, here's your beer, and then I like you.
01:30 (laughing)
01:32 How long can I hold my breath?
01:34 - Five minutes.
01:36 - Yes.
01:36 - Wow.
01:37 - She learned.
01:39 - I learned, I mean, yeah.
01:41 - For birds of prey?
01:42 - If you all had four lessons with a free diver,
01:44 you'd be able to hold it for five minutes too.
01:45 - Five minutes?
01:46 - Yes.
01:47 - That's extraordinary.
01:48 (laughing)
01:49 - That's great.
01:50 - Have we not had this conversation before?
01:53 I love that there's still something you don't know about me.
01:55 - Oh my God, this is like a fever dream I had one time.
01:58 - Look at the smile on your face.
02:00 (laughing)
02:01 - Don't know if you guys know this,
02:02 but America loves a game.
02:04 - Oh, I like this one.
02:05 If I was a drink, what kind of drink would I be?
02:08 - Ooh.
02:10 - A pina colada.
02:11 'Cause that's my favorite.
02:13 - An old fashioned.
02:16 - A margarita.
02:17 - What kind of margarita?
02:18 - Spicy.
02:19 - Spicy margarita.
02:20 - Spicy margarita.
02:20 - Okay, you're close, but you're missing a key on this.
02:23 - Missing out, spicy, missing out margarita.
02:25 - That's right, yes, that's your credential.
02:26 - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
02:27 - That is the key.
02:27 - That's right, as soon as I said it,
02:28 I was like, I actually know what this is.
02:29 - Spicy, mezcal, I'm just like,
02:31 I'm like smoky and grounded,
02:33 but spicy and sometimes sweet, but not always.
02:35 - Yeah, that is totally.
02:36 - What's my guilty pleasure?
02:37 - Cookie dough.
02:38 - Is it food related?
02:39 - No, it's not food related.
02:41 - Okay, Greta's very certain.
02:42 - Is it an activity?
02:43 - Oh, I bet, I bet like a massage or something.
02:46 - Yeah, like self care.
02:47 - I know, self care is your guilty pleasure.
02:49 - Self care would be your guilty pleasure.
02:50 - Guilty, but that's not the same thing.
02:51 - A looking on Redfin and fantasizing about other lives.
02:54 - No, I don't feel guilty about any of those things.
02:58 My guilty pleasure would be like,
03:00 I'm gonna really regret saying this.
03:01 - Being away from your kids.
03:02 - No, it's like not showering for a few days.
03:06 - What?
03:07 - I thought of that, that's a good one.
03:08 - That is, I would never have expected that.
03:11 - One of you knows the answer to this.
03:13 Who was my favorite icon growing up?
03:15 - I don't know why I keep thinking Barbra Streisand,
03:18 but that's who I'm thinking right now,
03:19 but I know it's not that, but I'm thinking that.
03:20 Yes, I know.
03:22 Oh, oh, oh, um, fucking Bette Midler, Bette Midler.
03:26 - Bette Midler.
03:26 - Bette Midler, that's why it's not Barbra Streisand.
03:29 - I didn't get to hear the rest of your answers.
03:31 - I said Liza Minnelli 'cause I was thinking of Cabaret.
03:34 - I love her.
03:35 - Lisa, your turn.
03:36 - Oh, me, oh, okay.
03:37 - Some might say this is an exercise in vanity.
03:41 What was the name of my first web series?
03:44 - Oh, oh, Awkward Black Girl.
03:46 - Yes, I was about to say.
03:48 It's actually a trick question.
03:49 - There was one before that?
03:50 - There were like two before that,
03:52 but I appreciate that you guys knew that.
03:54 My first, I made it in college called Dorm Diaries.
03:57 - Oh. - Dorm Diaries.
03:59 - That's super deep.
04:01 - It's super, super deep cut, but you know what?
04:03 You guys, you guys got it right.
04:05 I don't actually know this.
04:06 Who would sing/rap the theme song to my life?
04:10 - Obviously you. - You.
04:12 - Because obviously we know you.
04:14 - You.
04:15 - I feel like you guys are convincing me of that fact,
04:17 but I'm not a good rapper.
04:19 - Okay, can we guess who you're gonna say?
04:21 - I guess, you can guess right now,
04:22 'cause there's a person I know.
04:23 - Like if you go to pick someone, are they alive?
04:25 - They're alive, they're popping.
04:27 - I Spice.
04:28 - No. - America, no.
04:29 (laughing)
04:30 - Actually, I already know that it would've been Anoj.
04:33 I would say Nicki Minaj.
04:37 - That's a good choice.
04:38 - Cardi B. - I wouldn't be mad
04:40 if she did it. - Cardi B.
04:41 - No. - Megan Thee Stallion?
04:42 - Yes. (screaming)
04:44 These were all good answers.
04:45 I would be honored if any of those did it,
04:47 for the most part.
04:48 - I've been sitting on my questions.
04:49 I thought, I don't have another pile.
04:52 - What's my worst habit?
04:54 - Biting your nails? - No biting your nails?
04:55 - No. - Is that it?
04:56 - Uh, worst habit, is it something to do
04:57 with like cleanliness?
04:58 I don't know, I had the shower thing before,
05:00 now I don't know.
05:01 - Is it referencing obscure German silent films
05:04 that nobody knows?
05:05 - That might be part of it.
05:06 No, I think my absolute worst habit is like,
05:08 well, you wouldn't know this because you guys
05:10 aren't like living with me all the time.
05:12 I mean, I'm like really messy.
05:14 I'm just really, I'm a messy person.
05:16 Noah always comes home and he's like,
05:17 "I can tell exactly what you did
05:19 "because there's a trail of crap."
05:20 (laughing)
05:21 And he's like, "You walked in, you kicked off your shoes,
05:23 "you ate some cheese, you decided you didn't like the cheese,
05:25 "you left it there, you opened all the cabinets,
05:27 "you walked all the way to the back of the house,
05:29 "and now you've left your winter coat on the bed."
05:32 (laughing)
05:34 What's my go-to karaoke song?
05:36 - Closer to Five?
05:37 - Oh, that's a good guess.
05:43 - Welcome to the jungle.
05:45 - It's not good.
05:46 - Wow, is it that?
05:47 - No. - Oh.
05:48 - It's a tie.
05:49 Wait, you wanna guess one?
05:50 - No, I'm gonna go Closer to Five.
05:52 - Okay, yeah, Closer to Five would be good.
05:53 I know it's--
05:54 - Mariah Carey, you'll always be a part of me.
05:58 - Oh, yeah, Always Be My Baby?
06:01 - Yeah. - Yeah.
06:02 - Oh, that's a good one.
06:02 - No, it's a tie between Loretta Lynn's Fist City
06:07 and Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire.
06:12 - That's a good one, it's a good karaoke song.
06:13 - We should've done this at the sleepover.
06:15 - We should've, how did we not?
06:17 - Okay, what makes me laugh harder than anything else?
06:21 - Your cat?
06:22 - Your cat does make you laugh.
06:23 - I thought it was your cat.
06:25 - Your sister.
06:26 - All true, all true, but the thing
06:31 that makes me laugh the most,
06:33 ultimately, at the end of the day, farting.
06:36 (buzzer)
06:37 - What?
06:38 - What game show do I think I could win?
06:40 - Wheel of Fortune.
06:41 - I was gonna say that.
06:42 - Survivor.
06:43 - Oh, that's a good one, Naked and Afraid.
06:46 - Yeah, Naked and Afraid.
06:48 - Wow. - Wow.
06:49 - You really think you could win that?
06:50 - No, I don't. - Is that a game show?
06:51 There's a winner?
06:52 - There is.
06:53 Are there, though?
06:55 What's my most prized possession?
06:59 - Your cat? - Your cat?
07:01 - And my sister, yes.
07:02 - Aw, you own her.
07:04 - You possess your sister?
07:06 - Who won?
07:07 - I learned so much about you all, and I feel happy.
07:11 - We learned more about each other.
07:13 (laughing)
07:14 - Thanks, Vanity Fair. - Thanks, Vanity Fair.
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