00:00Isnt it everything I told you it would be, Oswaldo?
00:07I've dreamed of this moment my entire life!
00:10This game rental shop is basically the best place in town.
00:13It's at least in the top five.
00:14Right behind four other better rental places.
00:16So basically you're saying that this is the worst one?
00:18It's the only one in walking distance.
00:19Woohoo!
00:21Tobias... where's Tobias?
00:24What's that?
00:25You said your name's Charlie?
00:27Charlie Fisher?
00:28Whoa! If you want me to help you escape, don't blink.
00:31Okay...
00:33And this one?
00:35You can rent that.
00:37What about triple dragon and quadruple dragon and the devil triple dragon too?
00:41Yep.
00:42Woohoo!
00:43Hey, what's up Xander? Oswaldo seems a bit excited right now.
00:50Yeah, I noticed that.
00:54It's stuck?
00:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01Aw, not good.
01:06Wow!
01:11Take all the money I own.
01:12No way kids, sorry.
01:14Space Ninja Dinosaur is not available for rent.
01:16But why not?
01:17Why not?
01:18Xander, honey!
01:20The moving fan is leaving!
01:23If you don't come now, we're leaving without you!
01:30Mommy...
01:31I think he's having a flashback.
01:32I want Space Ninja Dinosaur!
01:34No, not happening.
01:35Space Ninja Dinosaur is rated in four out of five magazines as the most addictive video game to ever exist.
01:40Hmm, what about the other magazine?
01:41It's a cooking magazine.
01:42I love home cooking.
01:43Come on, dude, just pick something else.
01:45There's extreme pirate frogs, extreme server dust mites, extreme jiu-jitsu toilets, extreme atomic potatoes, extreme jiu-jitsu grapefruits, extreme radical extremists, extreme dancing wizards.
01:53Actually, I'll take that one.
01:54I want Space Ninja Dinosaur!
01:57Nah, it's too much of a responsibility.
01:59Every punk who rents it gets addicted and forgets everything else.
02:02Their family moves and leaves them behind, and even worse, they don't return the game on time.
02:06And you know what happens then?
02:07They end up on the Board of Banishment.
02:10Oh, that sounds pretty serious.
02:12Don't worry, Xander.
02:13I'll vouch for Oswaldo.
02:14He'll bring it back in time.
02:15Nah.
02:16You wouldn't deny a favor to a client from the Board of Responsibility, would ya?
02:21You got a lot of boards.
02:22We used to sell boards at this store.
02:24Okay, fine.
02:25Only because your friend over there respects the classics.
02:27Here.
02:28But you have to bring it back by 6pm tomorrow, or I'm gonna ban you both.
02:32And I mean permanently, got it?
02:34My life is totally complete now.
02:48Did your mom mention anything about a rooster in the kitchen?
02:51Oh, is that a new word?
02:53You kids use?
02:54Well, la la la la yourself, son.
02:56La la la la.
02:58So, ready to go to the rental store?
03:06Yeah, well, so what if you can't beat the game?
03:09I put my reputation on the line.
03:11There's no way we're gonna be late returning this.
03:13Have this.
03:14It's all my money.
03:15This is a loyalty card from the pizza place.
03:18Dude, you really eat a lot of pizza.
03:19Pizza.
03:20We're going.
03:24No!
03:25I didn't get to save the game.
03:30Cut the drama, Oswaldo.
03:31You don't want to end up on the Board of Banishment, do you?
03:34Dun, dun, dun.
03:36Huh?
03:37What?
03:38Charlie Fisher likes to fall asleep to suspenseful music.
03:41Come on!
03:42Please, Leia!
03:43You don't get it, do you, Oswaldo?
03:44Once you're on the Board of Banishment, you're never allowed to rent games again.
03:47No!
03:48Okay, but only because you're buying me a pizza on the way with anchovy.
03:56Ugh, all right, fine.
03:58Yes, Charlie Fisher is single.
04:01You're an Aquarius?
04:02You don't say.
04:03He's a Libra.
04:04You were more than a friend to me.
04:06You're a space ninja dinosaur friend.
04:08The best kind of friend.
04:09Oh, I won't forget you, sweet dinosaur warrior who lives in space and studies the ninja arts.
04:15Seriously, none of that happened.
04:23You made that up.
04:24You had to be there to understand.
04:26Well, it's time to say goodbye to your buddy there.
04:28It's already 5.30.
04:29Wait, can I at least have one last moment with him?
04:32Make it quick, pizza's getting cold.
04:40It looks like I misjudged you.
04:42Congrats on the self control, member number 536.
04:46You're welcome, and stuff.
04:49Leia, how about that pizza now?
04:51Can we leave while I'm still young?
04:53Number 536, where is the game?
04:58In the box?
05:00The game box?
05:01This is a slice of pizza with the word ninja spelled on it in ketchup.
05:04No, it isn't.
05:06But, I still want to sleep.
05:10My sense of humor died in the 32-bit era.
05:12Tell me where the game is now.
05:13Oswaldo, don't do this to me.
05:15Where did you put the game?
05:16I might have accidentally placed it in Tobias' backpack.
05:20Tobias?
05:21You mean Mr. Ramirez's kid from the barbershop?
05:23I never remember Tobias' dad's name.
05:25I don't believe it, kid.
05:26You have no idea what you've done.
05:28Didn't you see who's on the board of banishment?
05:33He should wear his hair like that again.
05:35You don't get it, do you?
05:36Your friend used to be a customer here.
05:38But then, he fell prey to the power of video games.
05:40He was beating five to six games a day.
05:42He was addicted.
05:43I had no choice but to put Tobias on the board of banishment.
05:45In fact, it was Mr. Ramirez himself who asked me to.
05:48Who's that?
05:49Tobias' dad.
05:50Oh, yeah.
05:51It's impossible to say what a game as powerful as Space Ninja Dinosaur can do to that friend of you-
05:56We have to go and save Tobias now!
05:58Or Tobias.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Or Tobias.
06:04Have you seen Tobias around, Mr. Ramirez?
06:06He just came in with his friend.
06:08Charlie Fisher?
06:13Tobias?
06:14Hmm.
06:15I don't remember his house being this creepy before.
06:18Shh.
06:19Shh.
06:20Do you hear that?
06:21It's Space Ninja Dinosaur!
06:24My turn!
06:25My turn!
06:26My turn!
06:27My turn!
06:28My turn!
06:29My turn!
06:30My turn!
06:31Yikes!
06:32Of course he ties up the girl.
06:34Ugh.
06:35What a cliche.
06:36And this not?
06:37Just a simple double.
06:38Pfft.
06:39Amateur.
06:40Oh, hi Oswaldo.
06:41Tobias has gone insane.
06:42Hm?
06:43Give me back?
06:44My game?
06:45No!
06:46No!
06:47No!
06:48No!
06:49No!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:56No!
06:57No!
06:58No!
06:59No!
07:00No!
07:01Oh!
07:03Low energy!
07:04I need...
07:05I need power!
07:06Too much!
07:07Too much!
07:08Too much!
07:09Too much pizza!
07:10Heartburn!
07:11Gah!
07:12Wait!
07:13Wait!
07:14Wait!
07:15What happened to us?
07:16All of this over again?
07:17What have the two of us become?
07:19Ninjas!
07:20Woohoo!
07:21Huh?
07:22Huh?
07:23There!
07:24I beat it!
07:25You guys really stink of games, you know?
07:26It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!
07:29It looks like it's time to say goodbye, my friend.
07:31A hero forever is you!
07:35It really stinking games, you know.
07:37It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!
07:40Wow!
07:45It looks like it's time to say goodbye, my friend.
07:49A hero forever is you.
07:58Here! I brought back the game!
08:00Let me guess. Another pizza slice.
08:02No, no, I swear!
08:03Well, it's too late now. You're both officially late and banned.
08:06To the board!
08:12I think it's time we finally banned the board of banishment, Oswaldo!
08:15No more tyranny!
08:17Power of the Ninja!
08:20No, Tobias. It's over.
08:22Real ninjas must learn to pay for the mistakes they make.
08:25Otherwise, we're no better than the final bosses.
08:28We should go. At least we beat the game, though, right?
08:32Hold on!
08:33Did you really beat the game?
08:34That's impossible!
08:35It was like...
08:36A million tiny angels hugging my eyeballs!
08:39I remember.
08:41A hero forever is you!
08:43Xander?
08:44Well, in that case, I guess you deserve to go on the other board, then.
08:52The board of those who beat Space Ninja Dinosaur.
08:57So, uh...
08:58Does that mean we're unbanned now?
09:00Yeah, okay, why not?
09:01You two remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
09:03Young and stupid!
09:04Young and stupid!
09:05But only on one condition.
09:06Space Ninja Dinosaur is off-limits, okay?
09:10And obviously, that includes the sequel as well.
09:13Super Space Ninja Dinosaur X European Vacation.
09:17Oh, lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, lei.
09:19YEEE cada...
09:21RAAAAAAAAAAA...
09:24n być!
09:27In today's story, Oswaldo was able to learn
09:31a very important life lesson.
09:32That video games can be addictive
09:34and shut you off from the world around you.
09:36However, video games can also turn you into super cool ninja.
09:40So it's okay.
09:41Don't worry.
09:42Keep playing video games.
09:43keep playing video games.
09:44But don't forget that if it's rented,
09:46it has to be returned on time.
09:48So make sure to always ask your local rental store
09:50about their return policy.
09:51Otherwise, you know what that means.
09:54Game over for you.
