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  • 5 years ago
This couple worked at a theme park and as they were self-isolating due to the coronavirus pandemic, they decided to turn their backyard into one for their entertainment. They used different props and costumes that they already had to decorate the area around the pool like a jungle. They even made a makeshift cruise boat that floated in the pool. The guy acted as its captain and pretended to take the tourists around, showing them the "sights."

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00:00My name is Skipper John, and I will be your skipper today. I will also be your lion tamer,
00:16your tiger king, your snake wrestler, and if you do not laugh at my jokes, your swimming
00:21instructor. These butterflies can grow anywhere from 12 inches all the way up to a whopping
00:25one foot. I would like to point out this sandstone. Most people actually take it for granted.
00:31It is certainly one of our bolder attractions here at the Jungle Cruise, and personally,
00:34I think it rocks. Here is that lost safari we were looking for. I told these guys you
00:39cannot outrun a rhino. Well, I guess they'll get the point. In the end. We have Smiley
00:47and his girlfriend Ginger. Watch out for Ginger. Ginger snaps. She is one tough cookie. Schweitzer
00:53Falls, named after the famous explorer, Dr. Albert Falls. I need everyone to lean, lean, lean.
01:03Oh no, bubbles on either side of the boat. That can only mean one thing.
01:09Hippos, hungry, hungry hippos. So if you have any marbles, please tuck them away
01:14in your bag, but don't worry. I know what to do to scare them away. Just like my girlfriend.
01:19I love you.
01:23Attacking natives. They always attack on the right side of the boat,
01:27so keep those eyes open. They gotta be here somewhere.
01:31Where are they? Where are they? It's an ambush. Everyone get down, get down.
01:40And now presenting the eighth wonder of the world, the backside of water.
01:44It looks like this elephant is trying to spray the boat. Duck, duck, duck. Goose.
01:51Trader Sam is the head salesman here in the jungle, but as you can see, sales have been shrinking.
01:56He does have a great deal right now. Any two of his heads for any one of yours.
02:00Any way you slice it or dice it, you will certainly come out ahead.
02:04Now we laughed, we cried, we nearly died, and that makes us a lot like family.
02:09And just like any family during this quarantine, 10 minutes is way, way too long.
02:14If you had fun today, my name is Skipper John. This has been the World Famous Jungle Cruise.
02:18If you did not have fun, my name is Peyton, and this has been Pirates of the Caribbean.

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