Little League Coach Makes Funny Commentary During Baseball Practice

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This little league coach with a love for beer funnily talked to his team. He spoke to them in a sassy tone, picking on them harmlessly when they didn't play well enough.

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00:00I've got two beers left in the cooler and you're on pace to throw about 900 pitches

00:19this game we got a problem don't worry Ryan your friends and family are used to disappointment

00:27dude you deserve to have

00:31eggs thrown at you for that performance like brick shaped eggs that are actually like made

00:38of bricks i thought dominicans were born with a natural slider if your grandmother is looking

00:44for crap to sell in the flea market this weekend you can give her your catcher's gear because after

00:48this inning if we ever get out of this inning you're retired okay you do know this isn't

00:54batting practice and we're actually trying to win a game out here right dude happy hour and five

00:59dollar table dances and in less than an hour i need you to start throwing strikes i know we're

01:04down 15 runs but honestly with you on the hill i was expecting way worse are you are you friends

01:11with this team i forgot why i came out here are you wasted again coach damn is that your

01:16new stepmom and then yoga pants over there time blue

01:29do you hear that listen even grandma in heaven is booing you right now

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