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1942 zelebrierte die #UFA ihr 25-jähriges Bestehen mit dem Großprojekt „Münchhausen“ – eine der teuersten und aufwendigsten Produktionen der Filmanstalt.
Münchhausen - 1280x720 (VOA, Deutsch (Original))
Als mitten im Krieg, in Nazi-Deutschland, das 25-jährige Jubiläum der UFA anstand, war für den Propagandaminister Joseph Goebbels klar: Ein filmisches Großprojekt musste her, das internationale Aufmerksamkeit auf sich ziehen würde. Für „Münchhausen“ von Regisseur Josef von Baky fuhr die UFA die gesamte Tricktechnik auf: der Baron auf der fliegenden Kanonenkugel, Graf Cagliostro, der sich unsichtbar macht, die Frau auf dem Mond, die ihren Kopf abnehmen kann. Dazu Stars wie Ferdinand Marian, Brigitte Horney und die neu entwickelte Agfacolor-Farbtechnik, damit sich das Publikum glänzend unterhalten fühlte.
„Dieser Film war nicht Propaganda für das Regime, sondern für die UFA selbst“, sagt Rainer Rother Leiter der Deutschen Kinemathek in Berlin. „Deswegen war er damals auch so erfolgreich.“ Es sollte eine der aufwendigsten und teuersten Produktionen der UFA werden.
Schließlich spielte das Abenteuer-Epos 25 Millionen Reichsmark ein und war international anerkannt.
Kritische Anspielungen von Kästner
Kein Geringerer als Erich Kästner hatte das Drehbuch für den Film geschrieben – obwohl er Berufsverbot hatte. Darum schrieb Kästner unter dem Pseudonym Berthold Bürger. Im Abspann des Films taucht der Drehbuchautor nicht auf.
Hier und da webte Kästner kritische Anspielungen auf das Regime ein. Etwa Graf Cagliostro, der zu Münchhausen sagt: „Wenn wir erst Kurland haben, pflücken wir Polen …“ Auch der Satz Münchhausens fällt auf, als er auf dem Mond landet, auf dem die Uhren anders ticken: „Die Zeit ist kaputt.“
1942 zelebrierte die #UFA ihr 25-jähriges Bestehen mit dem Großprojekt „Münchhausen“ – eine der teuersten und aufwendigsten Produktionen der Filmanstalt.
Münchhausen - 1280x720 (VOA, Deutsch (Original))
Als mitten im Krieg, in Nazi-Deutschland, das 25-jährige Jubiläum der UFA anstand, war für den Propagandaminister Joseph Goebbels klar: Ein filmisches Großprojekt musste her, das internationale Aufmerksamkeit auf sich ziehen würde. Für „Münchhausen“ von Regisseur Josef von Baky fuhr die UFA die gesamte Tricktechnik auf: der Baron auf der fliegenden Kanonenkugel, Graf Cagliostro, der sich unsichtbar macht, die Frau auf dem Mond, die ihren Kopf abnehmen kann. Dazu Stars wie Ferdinand Marian, Brigitte Horney und die neu entwickelte Agfacolor-Farbtechnik, damit sich das Publikum glänzend unterhalten fühlte.
„Dieser Film war nicht Propaganda für das Regime, sondern für die UFA selbst“, sagt Rainer Rother Leiter der Deutschen Kinemathek in Berlin. „Deswegen war er damals auch so erfolgreich.“ Es sollte eine der aufwendigsten und teuersten Produktionen der UFA werden.
Schließlich spielte das Abenteuer-Epos 25 Millionen Reichsmark ein und war international anerkannt.
Kritische Anspielungen von Kästner
Kein Geringerer als Erich Kästner hatte das Drehbuch für den Film geschrieben – obwohl er Berufsverbot hatte. Darum schrieb Kästner unter dem Pseudonym Berthold Bürger. Im Abspann des Films taucht der Drehbuchautor nicht auf.
Hier und da webte Kästner kritische Anspielungen auf das Regime ein. Etwa Graf Cagliostro, der zu Münchhausen sagt: „Wenn wir erst Kurland haben, pflücken wir Polen …“ Auch der Satz Münchhausens fällt auf, als er auf dem Mond landet, auf dem die Uhren anders ticken: „Die Zeit ist kaputt.“
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00:00Thank you.
00:30Thank you.
01:00Thank you.
01:30Thank you.
02:00Thank you.
02:30Thank you.
03:00Thank you.
04:00I had absolutely no idea that my wife could dance so wonderfully.
04:07I didn't know it myself.
04:08So there's only one explanation, Sophie: it was because of a dancer.
04:12Follow my shining example, Nara von Achtenfeldt.
04:16Dance and don't despair.
04:20But you were just about to tell me.
04:21But you were just about to tell me.
04:21But you were just about to tell me.
04:21See you later, my best man.
04:23You should dance along.
04:25You should dance with us, Mrs. Barone.
04:30You should dance with us, Mrs. Barone.
04:34Children whose birthdays have been approved are exempt from gymnastics.
04:39But it's not that good.
04:40It's nice, though, that old people get to be children again once a year.
04:44Birthday children.
04:45But what a charming man, this Baron.
04:49I thought, the many who also...
04:54But Sophie, what's wrong with you?
05:01Oh, I don't know either, Britz.
05:03You don't have such a stupid face.
05:05Believe me, as his groom?
05:07No, but as the groom you are not allowed to make his face.
05:09At most as a husband.
05:11Yes, but if I'm not mistaken, that was a rehearsal for a domestic scene.
05:17That seems to me like it's off to life.
05:19Unfortunately, I haven't the slightest idea why.
05:21You're being sent up there now, and you think you belong in your little ivory tower.
05:31That should be your destination.
05:32It's a misguided book, my friend.
05:33You're only being sent up there so that you can finally hit the bullet by taking this roundabout route.
05:38because you were so close right from the start.
05:40So much for the meaning of life, and now have a happy journey.
05:51However, there is one difference.
05:54Billiard balls can repeat what went wrong as often as they like.
05:58That's luck. May I have a go?
06:00I am the red ball.
06:06I won!
06:07What was it about?
06:09About me?
06:10And for you.
06:21They stand there like Eve with the apple.
06:29But I will be careful not to bite the billiard balls.
06:31Come, my child.
06:33I am not a child.
06:34Come now, Madam Yours.
06:48I want to put it back in the hall.
06:50It was a game with three balls.
06:59Is it my fault that I first told you,
07:02now that I have met you.
07:08To this day, I have never refused to be a girl.
07:11to make those who wanted to be happy unhappy.
07:15And since today you're too cowardly to do that?
07:17Little beast.
07:22Yes, since today.
07:28Where do you want to go?
07:29Not before.
07:31Red foot.
07:33And was he from Hachtenfeld?
07:37Please turn on the lights.
07:39Please.
07:47Goodbye.
07:48That's true.
07:58Goodbye.
08:00Certainly.
08:17Johann.
08:33Have you ever seen a fully grown man?
08:36I don't remember, Mr. Bauch.
08:37Me neither.
08:38I can't remember.
08:39Then I have a long time.
08:41I can't remember.
08:43I can't remember.
08:44Subtitles. BR 2018
09:14It was a magical celebration, Baroness. We were delighted.
09:31It's always nice to celebrate a stranger's birthday.
09:34But the most wonderful thing for all of us is that Brunwerder Castle finally has a Münchhaus again.
09:39Good night, Mrs. Schattel.
09:40It must be a wonderful feeling to have returned to the castle of one's fathers.
09:46A very nice feeling.
09:55I especially like this room.
09:57What, you're already familiar with the miniature cabinet?
09:59Yes, even as a very young boy. I always admired the ladies on the wall.
10:03I climbed onto a chair to do so.
10:04Could this be the chair you were referring to?
10:08The old Baron Munchausen was my childhood dream.
10:11Yes, I grew up half an hour's walk from his castle, and the then castellan received all my pocket money for years.
10:17Later, my passion for Münchhausen grew, and so did I.
10:20For example, I have conclusively demonstrated in the journal for Low German history that this charming lady here is a French singer named Louise Latour.
10:30Now all that's missing is a doctoral thesis about poor Münchhausen.
10:34Absolutely impossible, unfortunately. We simply don't know enough about him. It's not enough for a doctoral dissertation.
10:38It doesn't hurt.
10:39Baron, you mentioned earlier that you have your lord's diary.
10:44Had.
10:44Had. But I mean, you'll surely remember this or that from it.
10:48Yes, most of it.
10:49Most of it?
10:49Let me tell you.
10:50Immediately.
10:51No, your bride.
10:51Ah yes, of course, Sophie.
10:52Hello, where are you going?
10:53I can bring my bride here. She has to be here.
10:55And one of Riedesel's has already gone home.
10:57Oh, how inconvenient this is. You should be checking with Stedinger to see if your bride got home safely.
11:02Oh, certainly, Baroness.
11:03And the story?
11:04I'll tell you about that another time.
11:06Morning.
11:06Soon.
11:07The day after tomorrow.
11:08Soon.
11:09It was wonderful.
11:10A Münchhausen researcher.
11:17You shouldn't tell him the story.
11:22And neither do you.
11:29I will tell the story.
11:32We know of his ride on the cannonball, in the horse that hung from the church tower, in a halved horse at the fountain, and so on.
11:47Some even know that the man really lived, that he was born here in this raft, that he was a cornet in Wolfenbüttel-Page and in Braunschweig over there, and that he later served as an officer in the Russian service.
12:00Everyone knows about him, but nobody knows him.
12:04No one can answer the question: what kind of person was Münchhausen really?
12:09Oh, and you know it.
12:13He was a Copernican man.
12:15A Copernican man?
12:17We learn in school that the beautiful Earth, on which we are lucky enough to live, is a sphere.
12:23We learn it and we know it, but we don't feel it.
12:28We continue to learn, including at school, that the Earth floats in space, that it rotates on its own axis and around the sun.
12:34We learn this and we know it.
12:37We're the only ones who know.
12:39Only the mind knows.
12:41Your hearts know nothing of this.
12:43Nothing at all.
12:47Only those who feel it in their blood when they ride through the forest, or fight an enemy, or embrace a woman, or tend a delicate flower.
12:58Only those who feel deep in their blood that all this is happening on just one small star, among millions of other stars, on a tiny sphere circling its eternal path, on the carousel ride around one of the glowing suns in the changing of the beautiful seasons and the terrible centuries, can truly understand.
13:16Only those who always feel this are truly, truly, a human being.
13:24All the others are upright mammals.
13:28Cheers.
13:28Münchhausen was such a person.
13:41The Earth was too small for him.
13:43But how could Braunschweig be big enough for him?
13:46Like a whip, it drove him again and again into the distance.
13:49Again and again he trotted along the Gloros with his faithful servant towards Kuchenreuter.
13:53And sometimes he would come from foreign adventures and continents to Bodenwerder, this small town in Lower Saxony.
14:03Music
14:33Good day, Father.
14:50You could have waited until I was dead with your home cleaning kit instead of talking to me like that.
14:54Come on.
14:55We have some new faces, huh?
14:57Presumably, the hand is excluded from the new face, um.
15:00The biggest losses.
15:01Thank God, I'm finally home again.
15:06Kuchenreuter, you've gotten so thin.
15:08Yes.
15:09One two three four.
15:12Who is that?
15:13Amalie Friederike Kuchenreuter.
15:19Amalie Friederike?
15:21A memento of your last visit.
15:25How the time flies.
15:26And then I blew up the bank twice at the Palais Royale.
15:32Once in the Bassett and the second time in the Pfarrer.
15:35Well, you're a rich man.
15:36Well, there should still be about 100 Louis Dohr bags in the saddlebag.
15:40If I haven't spent them.
15:42You've probably already spent it.
15:44So, Father, in Versailles your son was presented to the King and even to Madame Pompadour.
15:51Is that the Pompadour?
15:53But no, this is a memory of Fontainebleau.
15:57Even a very nice memory.
16:00Until finally, tears came.
16:02Oh, what can one do to prevent love from leaving as it came?
16:04There's nothing you can do about it, my boy.
16:06Nothing at all.
16:07Father, there are simply too many beautiful women.
16:10Is that the reason?
16:11It's their own fault.
16:13Yes.
16:14Ouch!
16:16Okay, that's it, Christian.
16:20Complete.
16:21My family will probably have to scratch their hands if they want to paint the warehouses like that.
16:27Tell me, Hülsemeyer, do you actually know Jean Boatel?
16:30How?
16:31Jean Boatel, the most famous Parisian hairdresser.
16:33The man invented a great ointment.
16:34You apply it and with a twist of the wrist, your hair grows by at least five centimeters.
16:39Glowsung just like your Baron.
16:42Even in Paris, the razors couldn't be sharper.
17:08Ouch!
17:26Ernst, Helgos!
17:27That's all well and good, but our family is now completely dependent on you.
17:35Have you ever thought about that?
17:36I think about it constantly, day and night.
17:39And if it puts your mind at ease, my dear father, especially at night.
17:42They already have a considerable number of grandchildren.
17:45Unfortunately, none of the rascals are named Münchhausen.
17:50What is that?
17:57This is an invention of our Christian.
18:21This shotgun can shoot over 100 miles.
18:24Meetings too?
18:25Meetings, of course. Recently, he met a sparrow sitting on Strasbourg Cathedral while traveling from Kehl.
18:31Incredible.
18:31Yes, that's unbelievable.
18:33Mr. Baron?
18:34What's up, Christian?
18:36Mr. Baron, the Neo is great and the skirt is in the back.
18:39And now, at least it was decent of the dog not to bite you.
18:43Yes, I would probably be beyond repair.
18:45That's what you mean.
18:46That settles it then.
18:51That's a damned firearm.
18:54I actually see a rider behind Mönkebach.
19:00This is a courier from the Braunschweig court.
19:04Yes, you cake-lover.
19:05And tell me, what on earth did you invent the cannon for?
19:09Just for his convenience, wasn't it?
19:12I believe all inventions arise for the sake of convenience.
19:15While other people who fall on the hunt have to go into the forest, I stay comfortably at home.
19:18I simply stand on the window and look towards the forest.
19:23There!
19:24Roe deer buck!
19:27And here you drive behind the tree.
19:30Now he raises the rifle.
19:31Goodbye, Christian!
19:41You're quite startled, aren't you?
19:48You also needed to hit the mark.
19:50But Mr. Baron, comfortable and safe.
19:52Conveniently hideous.
19:54I'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead.
20:01The whole cupboard got rabies.
20:08Mr. Schiff!
20:10The Storleer!
20:11The Storleer!
20:12The Storleer!
20:32Decree from the Prince's Office and Ulrich Fibaron von Münchhausen.
20:34Thanks.
20:37My creepy prince!
20:39I'm riding in five minutes.
20:40I'm afraid I have to go to Braunschweig, Father.
20:43The prince urgently requests it of me.
20:44Don't let anything stop you, my boy.
20:46I've already been home for three hours anyway.
20:49But seriously, Christian, you surely wanted to say good morning to your wife tonight.
20:53Yes, there should be order, Mr. Baron.
20:55Of course, you'll come tomorrow morning.
20:57I ride alone.
20:58I ride alone.
20:59I ride alone.
21:00Mariusen!
21:01I ride alone.
21:02I ride alone.
21:04Listen up, lecturer, criticize yourselves!
21:14Riespalt Ruise!
21:17Mr. Rademund!
21:18Yes, Ruise, what do you know, what you cleared out?
21:23He was too successful in Brussels, by the way, not in opera.
21:27But on the stage of life, of course.
21:29How many duels took place before their defeat?
21:31Once you've visited me, something can easily come about.
21:35It's a shame I have absolutely no time.
21:37For a duel with Wegen or with me?
21:43Look away, you won't recognize anything.
21:48Cleaners, we need them!
21:50Not so good!
21:52A cold-blooded vixen, where other women have a heart,
21:56Does she only have a cleavage, right, lecturer?
21:59And now to the fountain!
22:01Oh, finally, Baron!
22:11It couldn't be done any faster, my prince.
22:12The Tsarina offered me the Präoberschwensky Regiment.
22:16Congratulations.
22:18Well, what am I supposed to do here?
22:20I'm traveling tomorrow.
22:23Do you want to come along, Baron?
22:25Oh, I'll get you a third-class master craftsman's certificate.
22:26I would like to stay with my father for a while.
22:28Well, of course. That's a shame. How are you?
22:31Thanks.
22:31One more thing. I need your help.
22:33I want to take a lady with me to Petersburg.
22:37Surely not Luise Latour?
22:38Yes. You know them?
22:40I knew her.
22:44Prince, she is not the woman for you.
22:46I know. She's a bad person.
22:49And I love her.
22:52But I have to go to St. Petersburg and she should come with me.
22:59Is the Baron satisfied?
23:01That's great.
23:04Yesterday our accommodations weren't quite so good.
23:18Excuse me. New guests.
23:23Does this creepy crook always have to cross our path?
23:25Just let him be, Christian.
23:27What would the stupid ones do without him?
23:29He'll offer you his imagination, but at a cost of book interest, oh well.
23:34He's simply not a nobleman.
23:41You don't have a high opinion of me, Baron?
23:47No, I didn't obey, you blockhead.
23:49If you call me a crook one more time, leave us alone now.
23:55Hear it soon.
24:19I heard yesterday at Nita that they want to go to Russia.
24:29I got into a sled and chased after them.
24:33And why did they go to so much trouble, Count Callostro?
24:39That's a long story.
24:44The wolves were very aggressive.
24:46Snow is the best antidote to frustration.
24:48I thought to myself, well, maybe music will help.
24:50I took a horn and blew it.
24:52But do you believe me, would even a single sound have come out?
24:55Perhaps the notes are frozen in the horn.
24:57Well, then you'll surely thaw out again at my top.
25:00Rütt!
25:01Rütt!
25:07Rütt!
25:10Rütt!
25:10Wir and son now want to marry a Medem, just to keep themselves on the throne.
25:36I know the Medens and their beautiful daughters.
25:41Will you arrive first?
25:43The business is worthwhile.
25:45In every respect.
25:46Why don't you try becoming Duke of Kullern yourself?
25:50Unfortunately, that's not possible, why?
25:55My head is so popular throughout Europe, thanks to wanted posters,
25:59that no one would dare to mint it on coins.
26:04Your profile is definitely a better fit.
26:05Once we have Courland, we'll pluck Poland.
26:11And Jatowski, who still calls himself Stanislaus II today, is ripe.
26:17Then we will be king.
26:28Ironius the First.
26:30Cheers.
26:30There is one thing we two will never understand each other in.
26:38Mainly.
26:40They want to rule.
26:42I want to live.
26:44Adventure, war, foreign lands, beautiful women.
26:46I need all of this.
26:48But they are abusing it.
26:51Mitau, Kugeln, Poland, Poland, Poland, Petersburg.
27:21Mainly.
27:33What?
27:33What?
27:34What?
27:35What?
27:37What?
27:37Subtitles by ZDF, 2020
28:07This is Pugachev, sir officer.
28:32Who?
28:32Pugachev.
28:33The Cossacks on the Jalk River revolted because their beards were shaved off in the barracks.
28:38So.
28:39Pugachev is their leader.
28:40They defeated our armies, they captured Orlenburg, and now they wanted to go to Moscow.
28:44Haha, Pugachev also claimed to be Tsar Peter.
28:48Wherever Katharina had her dear husband killed by the Orlovs.
28:52Chatter.
28:54Different, different.
28:55Oh, wow.
28:57In the castle, the castles.
29:00Locks.
29:00Always bleed calmly with the young horses.
29:05Yes.
29:05So.
29:08Do you want me to come forward from here, Officer?
29:14Yes gladly.
29:15No.
29:17May I ask where to?
29:20There.
29:20I ask, where to?
29:22Always your Luise.
29:29And you believe that Latour is coming because of you?
29:31She doesn't know anyone else in Petersbro.
29:33She will remedy that just now, fearlessly.
29:35Sometimes you even have to believe the woman you love.
29:38So.
29:39And now quickly put on your best skirt.
29:41Why?
29:41The Tsarina will have me escort you to the evening table on your floor.
29:46I'm afraid I can't come along, Prince.
29:48What, and why?
29:49You didn't have time for me last night?
29:51And not even for an empress today.
29:52Not even for an empress.
29:54Tell me, Your Majesty, I have the Munds Ziegenpeter.
30:02God.
30:02Hello.
30:03Are there no waiters in this hotel?
30:08I didn't want the waiter to know that you want to eat in the bedroom today.
30:15You're starting rather late to be worried about my good reputation.
30:18We are still new in Petersburg, Mr. Baron.
30:23Yes.
30:28Hm.
30:30A ticket.
30:31The messenger is waiting.
30:32Thanks.
30:33Then I can't come tonight after all.
30:41But come to me, the messenger will guide you, your kitten.
30:45The messenger should wait, I'm coming.
30:47What a shame about such delicious food, isn't it?
30:49Yes.
30:49Christian, I give you the official order to eat the soup together with the little miss.
30:53Yes, sir. Baron.
30:56Christian.
30:56Mr. Baron.
30:57Don't forget, we're still new in Petersburg.
31:01Hm.
31:01Mr. Baron.
31:02I am the messenger.
31:03I am the man.
31:03I am the man.
31:03I am the man.
31:04I am the man.
31:04Music
31:34I know, I know, your government gossips a lot about my extravagance.
31:44This supposed extravagance is actually thrift.
31:48Everything stays in my country and will come back to me one day.
31:51Oh, I will arrange for our Minister of Finance to come to St. Petersburg to receive a private lesson in living from Your Majesty.
31:56And what will His Majesty do in the Swedish affair?
31:59I hope there won't be a war.
32:01However, if blows are exchanged, it is better to dish them out than to receive them.
32:06A pejorative word, you say. I will ignore it, stay on after Stokollen.
32:11It is unfair to Your Majesty to call her Catherine the Great.
32:14It should read, Catherine the Great.
32:20Do you know where she was last night?
32:22The adjutant only said that she hadn't returned by six this morning.
32:25Katharina doesn't seem to have sought and found any change of pace today.
32:29Mr. Ruler, I wouldn't speak so much ill of the Empress.
32:31But Trapplanskoll, they may well seek reason to enter the ether.
32:35But to preach morality to us about this goes too far.
32:40Ah, there's another bastide.
33:01Mr. Herrscher, are you absolutely sure you didn't go to the wrong house?
33:07Our surroundings should be cheerful, because then we don't have to be cheerful ourselves.
33:33Take your time, gentlemen, or my coughs will eat the whole pie right out from under your noses.
33:55Reality.
33:56Reality.
33:57Reality.
33:58Reality.
34:00Reality.
34:01Reality.
34:02Reality.
34:03Reality.
34:04Reality.
34:05Reality.
34:06Reality.
34:07That's right, sir. Officer.
34:37The Prince of Brunswick must understand that they had more important things to do than pay homage to an Empress.
34:47When I expressed this unforgivable opinion, I did not yet know the Empress of Russia.
34:51You Lübner, even empresses are curious.
34:55Did I prevent her from having a rendezvous with a beautiful woman?
34:59Yes, with the most beautiful woman.
35:03I am inconsolable, Mr. Baruch.
35:05How can I make this right?
35:08Who is this guy?
35:30The guy with the locks is my friend, he was from Unwünschhausen.
35:33I, Prince Potemkin, will personally beat him out of the castle!
35:39Go now!
35:40I am a child or an animal!
35:41People are quite different.
35:45Their hearts are as different from each other as their noses.
35:48Ah, dessert.
35:50He still needs one more emerald.
35:51It doesn't need to be any bigger than a pigeon rake.
35:56So.
35:58Now the necklace that I want to give to Talioni is complete.
36:02Schöss.
36:03Be counted, Prince.
36:04Each guest receives a gemstone as a stomach closure.
36:07Katharina is great at giving and receiving.
36:15Lecture hall!
36:17Let's say we kiss comfortably, but not now.
36:19You don't like me so much as an empress?
36:21Empress, we can do that better than the stamp goes.
36:23And that must be remedied, the officer.
36:26Now you have to help me.
36:32Sit there!
36:33Papa!
36:34Papa!
36:37Bravo!
36:41That's correct.
36:42N/a!
36:44First, some appetizers, and then something to eat.
36:49Prince Orloff is said to have knocked out one of his eyes.
36:52I spoiled them both too much.
36:54Now she's pricking her hair.
36:55People won't be locked down anymore, Martha.
37:15Of course not, Matuschka.
37:17The first evening?
37:18His crime.
37:20This is our second evening.
37:22Oh, that's fine.
37:39But first, let's have a few sensible words with each other.
37:41Does it have to be sensible?
37:43Yes.
37:43Listen.
37:44If you wish, I can remind you of my Adjodan General.
37:47You will then move into the rooms below these ones.
37:50Very practical.
37:51An empress has less time for her heart than other women.
37:55And yet I want just as much happiness for her.
37:57At least that much.
38:00Do you want to stay?
38:00How long will it be before it's working again?
38:03Until one of us wants to be free again.
38:05Okay, I'll stay.
38:07Did we have enough of a reasonable conversation afterwards?
38:09I think there's still time to lose your head.
38:13What's going on in Russia now?
38:15The Chancellor must speak to Your Majesty immediately.
38:18The Swedish general manager has submitted the draft agreement.
38:20What?
38:21Can't the brothers come back next week?
38:22No, you stay seated.
38:24I will bring the gentlemen in.
38:25Well, so I'm just supposed to vote for them when governing?
38:27No, I can do that myself.
38:29So what am I supposed to do?
38:30You'll see in a moment.
38:33Throats!
38:34Throat, I think things are going downhill for me.
38:36We talk to each other irrationally later.
38:38Don't reign for too long.
39:00Do you still love me, my reward?
39:12Is that all the time he has left?
39:14Don't be so cheeky, Hieronymus.
39:17How long have you been in my service, Baron?
39:20163 days, Your Majesty.
39:21Already?
39:22At 163, that's right.
39:25He is?
39:27I might have time this evening.
39:29Maybe so.
39:31Wait, I'm sending you to the Key Castle.
39:34The Prince of Brunswick looks ill, why?
39:37He is not ill, Your Majesty.
39:38It's much worse.
39:39He is offended.
39:41Who dared to offend one of my foes?
39:44The Empress of Russia.
39:46Me, why?
39:47If the Prince of Brunswick had known that the Tsars would allow Prince Potionkin to
39:51He certainly wouldn't have come to introduce his Maitresk at court.
39:55This woman here?
40:02Since the prince only has one eye left, he believes I have poor eyesight.
40:06If I manage to extract even more ducats from him, I'll need a second carriage for the home partners.
40:10Set my carriage.
40:11And the five horses.
40:12And the coachman.
40:14And the two pioneers.
40:14Full volume.
40:15And your lady wishes to return to Petersburg immediately.
40:17How come?
40:18I don't wish for anything.
40:20Commands, Empress, loud and clear.
40:24Mr. Schwind, in my goods.
40:26I will persuade the German Baron.
40:29If I urgently need the carriage, we will cancel the game.
40:33I will probably need you too, Count Sonskei.
40:40He has been staying at the Hotel de la Roque since yesterday.
40:42Does Your Majesty have orders?
40:44This Count Calliostro should not cause as much unrest in my kingdom as he did in Courland.
40:49Excuse me, Baron.
40:52Do you know what a cuckoo duel is?
40:55Don't start off too terribly, stupidly loud.
40:58Mrs. Münchhausen, you have the choice of sides.
41:23Potemkin fired the first shot.
41:27They remain motionless in front of the door, Count, and will not let anyone in until it has become quiet.
41:32Of course, Doctor.
41:35Out and into mouth-horny.
41:36I mean, you are the side choice.
41:47Gentlemen, the time has come.
41:57Complete!
41:58It passed through for a moment.
42:00They have a fly on their nose.
42:02Run, you nose!
42:03Complete!
42:10Cuckoo!
42:13Cuckoo!
42:16Really? You think so?
42:17Go through!
42:20Still waiting!
42:21Can't we just walk through and have a look?
42:24Cuckoo!
42:27How the time flies!
42:29Cuckoo!
42:31Stop immediately!
42:34Open the door, Karl-Lanzgeu!
42:36I'll clear the door first, Master. I don't owe another shot.
42:45Geronemus!
42:51That's not an option!
42:53Geronemus!
42:54It's just a shame that I had to continue shooting with my left hand.
42:58Come, I'll take you to Dr. Le Manier.
43:00Thank you, Käthchen. Let me hitch up my wagon.
43:02I know a better doctor.
43:09Thank you.
43:10Any village barber could have removed the bullet.
43:20And you knew that, Baron.
43:23They only came to warn me.
43:26But.
43:27They wanted to warn me, even though they despise me.
43:31This is more than just a friend's place.
43:33They spoke openly with me back then in Courland.
43:36Today I feel it's my turn.
43:54Do you like it?
43:55Very nice.
44:05Many thanks.
44:07But I like it better from behind.
44:09That's exactly my opinion.
44:15Compliments, Caliostro.
44:25Do you love music?
44:26I love listening to violins.
44:42Just a little joke.
44:49Baron Münchhausen.
44:52We will have to part ways in a few minutes.
44:56The Chancellor is even making a personal effort on my behalf.
45:15Keep this ring safe.
45:18If you plug it in, you will become invisible for one hour.
45:23Choose the time wisely.
45:26After that, he lost his strength.
45:29And it's only good as a gift for a crying child.
45:36Fantastic.
45:37If you could make one wish that goes far beyond anything desirable,
45:49What would you like?
45:52Power and money do not lure you.
45:56I don't know it.
45:58So what would you like?
46:00Fast?
46:01Yes.
46:03I wish I could stay as young as I am today forever.
46:12Until I myself will be praying for the universe.
46:17Your wish will come true.
46:22To come true.
46:28There you are.
46:29Yes, Mr. Justo, you are under arrest.
46:44Give my regards to Catherine the Great.
46:59What does that mean?
47:27A great century.
47:29Mr. Johann, what's wrong with you?
47:37There are several factors that argue against the probability of what has been said.
47:41He thinks I'm a fraud.
47:43But Johann, good heavens, did America only exist after it was discovered?
47:50Was the man who said a thousand years ago that humans could fly a liar?
47:53The person with the stronger imagination simply forces a richer world into their life.
48:00It is not a scam or magic.
48:02And what happened next?
48:03Will Münchhausen really stay as young as he was?
48:05Does he really live longer than other people?
48:17There are times when you rarely look in the mirror.
48:25But I do believe that the other people got older, only Münchhausen didn't.
48:29And Katharina?
48:30The Tsars?
48:31Yes, of course she also looked in the mirror during the war.
48:34And when the 20-year-old Mamanoff became her adjutant general, he called her Münchhausen, commanding the Trotsk Regiment
48:45and sent him to the field camp in front of the Ochakov fortress.
48:49SUBTITLES
49:16Where is your Baron? Traversed an exploration reef.
49:22Then you let him ride alone. Or rather, he walked right through it, leaving me sitting here alone.
49:26Oh, la. Oh, la. What do we have for ourselves, uh?
49:48That's definitely a reason to get nervous.
50:02Hard to believe.
50:17Hilda!
50:18So, where do you come from?
50:21At Bender's encampment. I'm bringing Prince Patemkin a message from Marshal Sovorov.
50:25How long were you away? At least two days.
50:27I'm the fastest runner there, top of the line.
50:30So, it only took you a day and a half?
50:31No, twenty minutes.
50:34With or without a breakfast break, huh?
50:35With?
50:36You lie even faster than you run.
50:39Of all people, you have to tell Baron Münchhaus this.
50:41Oh, I've always wanted to meet the Baron.
50:44You don't have time for that now, my son. Pick up your boots and go to Prince Patjomkin.
50:48I'm supposed to stay here in front of Ochakov. Does the Baron have no use for me?
50:51Well, whatever. Here.
50:53Give me a hand. Do you have any cash on hand?
50:56Thanks.
50:56So speed isn't magic after all.
51:11The Capodan Pasha left Bender with 50,000 Crimean Tatars and Selchuks and marched towards Ochakov.
51:17If Capodan Pasha risks a forced march, we'll have his army on our backs in three days.
51:25Ochakov must fall before he arrives. Otherwise, it will never fall.
51:29I will have the hundred-fifths loaded.
51:33What?
51:34Just let me.
51:37Oh, just let me.
51:38Here you go. Here you go.
51:49Suvarov is in front of Bender and does not attack.
51:53Romanshoff besieges Schottin, but does not attack.
51:55And we are lying in front of Ochakov and certainly won't attack.
51:59Yes?
52:00Nevertheless, differences exist, my dear.
52:02So?
52:03One hundred cartloads of fieldstones will suffice to make the entire swampy region down there passable.
52:07Of course, my Prince.
52:10We have been besieging this fortress for ten months now.
52:12The garbage collector needed three days for that in the last war.
52:15And Yemkin does not attack because he is in supreme command.
52:18And the other two don't attack because they don't have supreme command.
52:21Where could we possibly be already in Ochakov?
52:23Given your efficiency, my dear Mönchhausen, I believe you will be on the other side today.
52:53Subtitles for ZDF-DF-DF-DF-DF-DF.
53:23That's unbelievable!
53:32I apologize a thousand times for my brazen robbery, gentlemen.
53:36I completely miscalculated.
53:38I only wanted to do a small reconnaissance reef.
53:41But my gunner, that fellow, aimed directly at their cherished fortress out of sheer patriotism.
53:46Or that's how I ended up here.
53:48Salam Aleikum!
53:49Tie up!
53:50But no, no!
53:52You are indeed a very reserved personality, but this is definitely going too far, Jormann.
53:57Wait a minute, I'll come down.
54:00Tie up!
54:00I see that I need to introduce myself first.
54:03My name is Irolius von Münchhausen.
54:05Tie up!
54:06Na, na, na, na, na, na!
54:08Where is the hospitality in that?
54:09A decent breakfast with a nice Turkish coffee.
54:12They prefer it that way.
54:13You are my prisoner!
54:14So, you do everything.
54:15I will present it to the Grand Master as a gift.
54:19A slave who has the habit of riding on cannonballs.
54:23He probably still has some light in his collection.
54:25Yes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
54:27Music
54:57Music
55:27Music
55:57The ham was burnt, the cook gets 20 strokes on the pillars of his feet.
56:27Music
56:30Yes, you're laughing. Well, I'll never learn that. I've been with you for over two months now, my dear Selin. But what I really miss most is a proper chair.
56:48Music
56:49There are worse things.
56:54How come?
56:54Music