Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.

What do you get when you take a hockey franchise that hasn't been relevant in this millennium, once-meddling ownership, inept management, and an arena situation that may leave them without a home in several years? A total trainwreck.

Don't worry, Islanders. You will always have a home in the halls of lolcowdom.