Why Fat People Can't Eat Out

The statistic we’re interested in from the FDA shows there’s a pretty good chance you or someone you smell is fat. And thanks to the asinine legislation introduced by Mississippi state representatives W.T. Mayhall, John Read and Bobby Shows, that means you … or your buddy there shouldn’t be allowed to eat in the Magnolia State.

Don’t take it from me. The Daily Idea knew the issue of obesity had to be lathered up with extra butter and sucked down whole by our very own dietary correspondent, Jason Falls.