00:00Hey Walter, is the family coming for Christmas?
00:09Every single one of them.
00:15Who is this white man?
00:17I figured y'all would be hungry from traveling,
00:19so I put a little something together for y'all.
00:21Milk tea with tapioca balls.
00:23Don't put balls in your mouth, baby.
00:25Who wants pizza?
00:26Right here.
00:27You ungrateful bastards.
00:29You know some of those pink pants, Malibu Barbie?
00:33Uh-oh, somebody got a boyfriend.
00:35I got vibrators older than that child.
00:39We're not gonna make it to Christmas, are we?
00:44Not a damn chance.
00:51This is our first Christmas without your mother.
00:54Just five days for y'all to act like a family.
00:58You locked me out.
00:59You're melting out me.
01:03You seem to be in a bit of a pickle.
01:05I'm trying to get you out of here.
01:06It's not that kind of party.
01:07It's not that kind of party.
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:13If you did sit on Santa's lap,
01:16I'm sure everyone at home would love to know what you would ask for.
01:19Ask for a suit that fits,
01:21because he gonna mess around and get a yeast infection.
01:23Oh, man.
01:24And that cream don't work on men's hair.
01:26Get bright, get are you
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