Can't Handle My Style - from Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People

Lyrics from the Homestar Runner Wiki

Rhino… RhinoFeeder...
Huh? {shakes head}
I was dreaming about… muffins.

I wake up every morning
feeling awesome,
even though I slept on the remote again last night.
Ow!

Time to tear up another day.
The Strong Bad freaking way!
Like an imploding star,
like a burning car,
my style shines so bright!

Please, stop trying,
To handle my style.
'Cause you can’t,
No you can’t!
uhn
Handle my style.

Seriously,
quit trying,
to handle my style.

Unless you’re a lady.
then you’re cordially invited
To have a giant slice of my style!!!