Lyrics: Hey did you hear there's this cool new shop opened
Come now, come everyone Into my new Happy Mask Shop, it's a lot of fun I'll lend you any mask for delivery If it makes it there you can have it for free
Let's start with Keaton task Go out and see if anyone wants to buy this mask And while you're gone I'll stand here and scratch my ass And if you sell it I'll give you five rupees
Move on to the next task Which is the Skull Mask And if you have to ask I got it legally
Well now that sure was fast How quick you sold that cast And now you have amassed Another ten rupee
Here is another wow This one's called spooky mask I know what you're thinking now The answers then is yes I had made this ace From using as a base my own ugly face
Enough of that let's go Time to sell this mask to some poor tortured wretched soul Hey thanks again for selling this mask for me This time I'll make you rich, here's twenty rupee
Only one mask you should Sell the bunny hood Hey now that running witch Has made you stinking rich
What you accuse of me I pay a standard fee Well I do thank thee For selling all the masks
Hey quick come back there's more We got a whole new load of masks just for you in store Now you can be a Zora, or a Goron Or even a shifty, nasty Gerudo
I even got myself A mask that let's you see into other people's minds And you can borrow it for free anytime But don't bring it back and I'll rip out your eyes
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